me and a divorced housewife

Chapter 28 Special
The monkeys played until the early hours of the morning, and the girl and I chatted until the early hours of the morning.We were not inside, so I don't know what other exciting things they played.

When we left, Hou Zi and that friend took their girls to open a room. He didn’t forget to give me a tip of 500 yuan for the girl I ordered, and said to the girl, “Girl, my buddy is pretty good. , and he is still a bachelor now, if you are willing to go out with him, I will pay you tomorrow."

"Hurry up and go!" I said, coaxing them out, calling a taxi for them, and sending them away.

The girl and I were left at the door.

"Then you go back, I'll go too, thank you for chatting with me." After I finished speaking, I felt very stupid for saying this, as if I was speaking to the psychiatrist who was treating me.

"You're welcome, it was a pleasure chatting with you." The girl said to me, "You are very special."

"What's so special about me?" I said, "I'm just an ordinary person. If I throw it in the crowd, I won't be able to find it."

"Who said that?" the girl said, "I think you're pretty good, by the way, you really don't have a girlfriend?"

I don't know what she meant by asking this question, but since she asked, I have no choice but to tell the truth. Besides, the monkey has already poked my bottom, so there is no point in bragging, although I am very reluctant I admit in front of the girl I still have a crush on that I haven't officially made a girlfriend yet.

"I don't believe that you are so good that you don't have a girlfriend." The girl said, "You must have lied to me."

"No, I can't be a naked bachelor anymore. Look at the callus on my right hand, it's a foot thick."

She smiled and said, "Then you may not have met the right person."

"Maybe," I said, "then you go back, I'm leaving. Let's talk another day."

"You...Aren't you going to take me out?" she asked in a low voice.

I was taken aback, and said, "No need, what are you doing out there? Shall we talk about suspense?"

"Of course," she said, "I think it would be interesting to chat with you anyway."

I was suddenly at a loss. I had already rejected her just now. I didn’t expect her to be relentless. This was the first time I met her. Usually girls reject me. How could I have the chance to reject a girl? I didn’t expect that today I would Rejected a pretty girl, and the most important thing is, haven't rejected yet!
Going down, let me blatantly refuse, I really can't say it.

Seeing my hesitation, she said suddenly, "It's okay, I consider you as a friend, and I'm willing to go out with you only when I think we can chat with you. I don't charge money."

I was taken aback, and I felt even more incredible, God, I have never found that I am so attractive, if there is a mirror, I will definitely take a good look in the mirror, I want to know, am I still me?Did the ugly dick in the mirror suddenly look like Daniel Wu or Vic Zhou?A pretty girl sitting on the stage was willing to go out with me, and even gave up taking money. If I told this to the monkey, even if I killed him, he would not believe it.

I don't know if it's because she satisfied my vanity so much, or because I'm afraid to go back and face the desertedness without Liu Ruyue, but I agreed to take her home by accident.

She seemed to be very happy. In the taxi, she took my arm and gently snuggled her head into my arms. I smelled the unique fragrance of girls, which was very heart-warming, even though it was mixed with a faint smell of tobacco. , but it was enough to make my heart beat faster.

Of course, along the way, we didn't continue to chat about anything related to suspense.

We entered the community like a couple returning late, and went upstairs. When I went upstairs, for some reason, I suddenly regretted it.

I regret that I brought her here on impulse. In fact, I am still a little timid in this respect. On the one hand, I have never faced being so alone with a girl. Of course, her situation is different from Liu Ruyue. Living together, but there is nothing out of the ordinary, it is just a neighbor, and that girl is different, according to her attachment to me now, I think it is impossible not to sleep with her.I don't have any experience in this area. I'm just like this. Although I look forward to these things, when it really comes, I feel inexplicable panic.On the other hand, I am also a little worried. I heard that sleeping with girls like them may cause the possibility of contracting the disease. Although the monkeys have tried and tested repeatedly and have not contracted the disease, I still have a grudge.

I kept fighting ideologically along the way, conflicted and tangled in my mind, and when we reached the door, I finally made up my mind and said to her, "Forget it, or I'd better send you back, I'm really A little unaccustomed."

She was very surprised and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing." I said, "I'm just not used to it."

She was taken aback, then nodded slowly, as if reluctantly accepted the reality, and said, "I understand."

I don't know if she understands my psychology, but I've already said this, so she naturally can't say anything more.

At this moment, an embarrassing scene happened to me. The door opened suddenly, and inside stood Ruyue Liu who hadn't seen her for a week!
At that moment, I panicked, my mind went blank, I wanted to explain something, but I didn't know who to explain to first, and I didn't know what to explain.

The girl looked at me with a look of anger and contempt, and then said, "Are you tired after acting all night?"

Walk away.

"Why are you back today?" After entering the room, I asked Liu Ruyue nervously.

She was sitting on the sofa cutting her toenails, raised her head, and looked at me with a strange look, "Can't I come back today?"

This made me even more guilty. What I asked must be a problem, and she didn't specifically say when she would come back. Of course, there is no problem in coming back today.

"Is something bothering you?" She continued to say to me with that weird look and tone.

"What can you do to me?" I said casually.

"Yes, very beautiful. I didn't see that, you still have some tricks." She said.

"Don't think too much about it. A friend passed by. I came up to take a look. I regretted it a bit. I was afraid that you would be at home, so I planned to send her back. You just opened the door." I quickly explained.

"Friend?" Liu Ruyue said, "What's your name?"

I was dumbfounded, only to realize that after chatting for a whole night, I didn't even know her name.

"Chen Yao." I acted accordingly, and casually made up the name of my elementary school classmate from a long time ago.

"Really?" She still looked at me with a half-smile.

I felt embarrassed and said quickly, "Really, it's just an ordinary friend. I haven't seen you for a long time. I met downstairs and said I would come up to have a look. I'm at the door. I don't think it should be, because I don't live alone now." Now, and you, it must be inconvenient, so I am going to send her away, I think you must have heard what we said just now."

After I finished speaking, I pretended to tell the truth, I think Liu Ruyue will definitely believe it this time.

Sure enough, after hearing this, she stared at me with tentative eyes for a long time before her eyes gradually softened, so she must have believed it.

Lying is an art. If your lie contains elements that the other party already knows, then the lie is likely to be fooled. The sound insulation of this house is not very good. If I persuaded the girl to go back at the door just now , Liu Ruyue must have heard it in the living room, so with this part of the knowledge, she will definitely believe my whole sentence by the way.

Don't ask me how I mastered this art, I'm a lazy student, often fail to turn in my homework, and face all kinds of embarrassing corporal punishment if I don't turn in my homework, I just gradually mastered it in the long career of making excuses for not turning in homework And proficiently use this technology.

"Whether it's true or not, it has nothing to do with me." Liu Ruyue seemed to think for a while before saying, "After all, we don't have anything. I don't have the obligation and responsibility to find out who she is."

I think it's obviously irresponsible for her to say this. If that's what she said, why was she so aggressive just now?

"But..." She cleared her throat and paused.

This immediately verified that what she said just now was a lie. Generally speaking, if you listen to the other party, the previous words are likely to be lies against your will, and they can be omitted. The focus is on the latter.

"However, since we live together, in order to be able to live in harmony, I think it is necessary to formulate some rules and regulations. What do you think?"

This made me feel even more regretful. It seems that I did something really stupid today. At least I should call Liu Ruyue before coming here to make sure whether she is at home or not.What happened now, she wanted to propose three chapters of the contract, and I was at a loss, and I couldn't refute it, so I fell into a completely passive state.

I showed an attitude of accepting it and said, "You can say it, as long as it doesn't violate my principles, it's fine."

She smiled and said, "It's actually very simple, there are only four. First, you must lock the door when you go to the bathroom, regardless of whether I am in or not. Second, you must knock on the door to get into my room. You can only enter after you get permission. Usually I’m not here, and you can’t enter my room without my permission. Third, you are not allowed to bring other women here to spend the night except relatives. It doesn’t matter whether I am here or not.”

I think she deliberately put the third article at the end to cover up the purpose of the three chapters of the agreement, because the first two are completely irrelevant. First of all, I have no habit of unlocking the door when I go to the bathroom. To lock the door.Secondly, I never have the habit of entering other people's rooms without knocking.So these two are simply irrelevant.

(End of this chapter)