me and a divorced housewife

Chapter 3 The Monkey
"Of course it's true." I said, "You'll believe me this time, I beg you, my lord, can you go first?"

"Then I can't go anymore." The monkey said, "If it's for other reasons, if you let me go, I can still think about it, but if it's because I have a girlfriend, then I can't go anyway."

"Why?" I asked puzzled.

"Think about it, Yu Hao, among all my friends, you are the stupidest. If you find a woman, I still have to check it out for you. What if you are cheated, how smart are the women now?" Ah, the society is so gloomy. Don’t you think so?” Monkey spoke nonsense seriously.

"Go away, who cares that you help me check it out." I said, "Hurry up and go somewhere to cool off."

How could this kid let it go like this, he squeezed me away while I wasn't paying attention.

After entering the room, Monkey was stunned for a moment. Obviously, he didn't expect my 'girlfriend' to be so beautiful. As I said, it is easy to capture the attention of ordinary men with Liu Ruyue's beauty.

"This is my buddy monkey." I introduced to Liu Ruyue, and at the same time pinched the monkey hard behind Liu Ruyue's back, reminding him not to stare at him so lewdly.

Liu Ruyue also stood up, and said with a smile, "Hello."

Generous and decent.

Monkey walked over with a smile, shook hands with Liu Ruyue, and said solemnly, "It's a pleasure to meet you, I have heard my buddies mention you a long time ago, saying that you are beautiful, I already have immunity, I didn't expect this meeting Real person, I am still shocked, have you acted in any TV series or movies, I have definitely seen you on TV."

I shook my head feeling helpless, monkey boy, every time he saw a pretty girl, he would talk nonsense to others, from the classmates he didn’t know on campus, to the waiters in the restaurant, and the nurses in the hospital, everything was the same, even flattery The words are all the same, for example, I have heard him no less than three times when he met him on TV just now.

"You said that this person has two shoulders and one head. How can there be such a big gap? How can you look so good-looking? I have spent half my life in vain. I have never seen a girl as beautiful as you. ’ the monkey continued the shameless compliment.

I'm really convinced by this brat's shamelessness, I guess if I had half of his shamelessness, I would never be single until now.

I was afraid that he would talk nonsense again and scare people, so I quickly stopped him and said, "That's enough for you, kid, do you want to say that the fairy descends to the world at most is just like you. I almost memorized your words .Could you get some fresh ones instead?"

The monkey smiled brazenly, "You say you are so boring, why expose me, you can't save me some face."

Liu Ruyue was not surprised, she just smiled lightly, I think with her beauty, I am afraid that she has met a man like Hou Zi in recent years, and she is used to it, she just said, "Have you had breakfast, friend?" If you haven't eaten it, let's eat some together, I'll fry two more eggs."

I hurriedly said, "He has eaten."

Unexpectedly, the monkey boy said almost at the same time as me, "I haven't eaten yet."

Liu Ruyue smiled, turned around and went into the kitchen.

Taking advantage of her not being able to stop, I hurriedly scolded the monkey in a low voice, "Are you finished, kid?"

The monkey squinted at Liu Ruyue's back, showed a wretched smile, patted my shoulder and said, "You can do it, but I still underestimate you. If you don't usually make a move, this one is a big fish. You can hook up like this."

This is still very useful, although she is not my girlfriend, just a young woman who temporarily stayed with me for two nights (this relationship sounds complicated), but after hearing what the monkey said, I still feel a little complacent.

"We are just ordinary friends." I said pretending to be calm.

I know that sometimes, when you deliberately cover up a thing, people feel that it is not the truth.

Sure enough, the monkey didn't believe me even more after hearing what I said, and said, "Don't pretend, brother, I really envy you, I don't know where your luck came from, you said your father must have donated how much money to the monks in the temple. Only underwear (my father is in the underwear business) can accumulate such a great virtue for you. It seems that I really have to believe in the saying that stupid people have stupid blessings."

"Fuck you!" I punched him unceremoniously, "I'm telling you kid, if you have something to say, get out of here. Don't talk nonsense here."

"It's something, can you lend me some more money?" He said lightly.

"Borrowing money again?" I said, "Didn't I lend it to you last night? Did you forget to drink? I can tell you, boy, I lent you five thousand last night, plus the last five thousand." Thousands, exactly ten thousand, don't pretend to be confused."

"I know, remember, it's not that I won't pay you back, why are you so stingy? I remember the account clearly, five thousand last month, five thousand last night, plus today's five thousand, it's exactly fifteen thousand , I will pay you back next month."

I couldn't laugh or cry, and cursed, "Who told you boy that I will lend you today, and you can arrange it yourself. I borrowed money yesterday to bribe your mother-in-law. Today, what is the reason today? Is it your father-in-law?" Are you inspecting you again?"

"That's not true. My daughter-in-law and her brother are here. It's the first time we meet. I can't behave well? At such a critical moment, you have to help your brother." Monkey said.

"Fuck off, no!" I refused bluntly, "Your wife's relatives are here, why should I bleed, no, no."

"Okay, it's okay if you don't borrow it, then I won't leave. I'll just settle for this kilowatt light bulb. See if you feel uncomfortable?"

(End of this chapter)