me and a divorced housewife
Chapter 50 1 Kiss
Chapter 50 A Kiss
"You two get the hell out of here!" Guo Xiaoting pushed the two of them away and said, "I warn you, Yu Hao is mine, so don't try to trick him!"
"Virtue!" The two girls scolded with a smile, "We value sex over friends! We don't care about it. Let's go, you two are fooling around here."
Said that the two girls walked away with wine glasses, leaving me, Guo Xiaoting.
Facing their teasing, I could only laugh and deal with it without saying a word. Now that these little girls are together, they are really nasty, and they are even more blatant than us men together.
"Tsk tsk, it looks like you can't pull it out, right?" Guo Xiaoting said when she saw me looking at the backs of her two friends.
"It's pretty good." I smirked.
"You guys, are you all so playful, eating from the bowl and looking at the pot?"
"Wait, where's the bowl you're talking about?"
"Nonsense, of course the one in the bowl is Miss Ben." Guo Xiaoting said with a smile.
"Calm down, this must be made clear." I said.
"What are you talking about, I'm kidding you, come on, let's sing a song and go." Guo Xiaoting said.
"Go and sing, I don't like to sing." I shied away.
"Why are you so bored, just like an old man," Guo Xiaoting complained, "From the moment you came in, everyone else was singing and playing there, and you were sitting alone in the corner smoking a cigarette, why are you so unhappy?" Be gregarious, don’t you have a dark mind!”
"Not only am I not gregarious, but I'm also perverted." I said, "You know now? Do you still dare to be the one in that bowl?"
"Virtue!" Guo Xiaoting couldn't move me, and sat on the side angrily.
I thought so, once she gets angry, she won't pull me.
Unexpectedly, after a while, she looked over again, and said with a smile, "But don't tell me, you are really stylish hiding in the corner and smoking, a bit like Leslie Cheung, oh, you sing the first Leslie Cheung for me Let’s sing the song, isn’t he your idol, you must be able to sing it.”
I really can't do anything about her.
"Come on and sing a song, come on, just one by Leslie Cheung." Guo Xiaoting pulled me.
"I'm really not good at it," I said.
Fatty Liu came over for some reason, and said, "If you want to hear about Leslie Cheung, you can find me. I'm the best. Forget about Yu Hao. Look, he looks like he can sing. That's what he looks like." A dull man."
After the fat man finished speaking, he went to order Leslie Cheung's "The Wind Continues to Blow", cleared his throat pretendingly, and said, "Today is a good day for the whole country to celebrate, and the next song is dedicated to me. Goddess, today's birthday student Guo Xiaoting!"
The audience below was booing and applauding.
Guo Xiaoting pulled me over, snatched the microphone from Fatty Liu's hand, and said, "Go, go! What are you doing for fun? You have to listen to Yu Hao singing!"
The people below booed again.
"Just let Fatty Liu sing, I'm really not very good at it." I still evaded.
Fatty Liu got off the donkey, and came over again and said, "I think Yu Hao is right, let me do it, and he sings, in case the wolf is called again."
"Go away!" Guo Xiaoting still pushed Fatty Liu away and said, "Yu Hao, today is my birthday, is it so difficult for you to sing a song for me?"
I saw that she seemed a little angry, so she took the microphone and said, "Okay, okay, I'll sing, I can't sing."
Guo Xiaoting became happy now, but Fatty Liu was very unhappy, and returned to his seat resentfully.
To be honest, I can sing quite well. Of course, I can't compare with others' professional ones, but it's still passable, especially Leslie Cheung's songs.I had a crush on him for a while, which is strange to say, I didn’t have any feelings for Leslie Cheung before, I only knew that he was a star in Hong Kong and Taiwan, and he jumped off a building for no reason, that’s all.Later, I saw his "Farewell My Concubine" accidentally, and I was shocked. I really didn't expect a Hong Kong and Taiwan star to perform such a role so well, so I went to see his other movies. , I didn’t expect it to be out of control, "Days of Being Wild", "Evil and West Poison", "Rouge Button", each one is more stunning than the other, and I have been fascinated since then, and even started to learn songs, imitating his smoking voice, let alone , I really learned a bit like him, a few times I sang his songs, many people thought the original singing was irrelevant.
After I finished singing, the audience suddenly fell silent. I found that they all stared at me with wide eyes. When I was about to walk back, they all started applauding. My colleagues had never heard me sing before, and they were all shocked. whistled.
Although I am proud in my heart, I still can't help being a little shy, which is probably my nature.
When I returned to sit next to Guo Xiaoting, I found that she was looking at me without blinking.
"What's wrong? I don't know you." I smiled. "I sang this time, are you satisfied?"
"I hate you hypocritical people the most. Even though you sing so well, you deliberately don't sing, but you really surprised me. The way you sing is so charming. How can I describe it? Sexy, yes, very sexy." Guo Xiaoting said.
"I've learned a lot. I've never heard of sexy being used to describe a person singing. I'm not singing naked, so I'm sexy."
She chuckled and said, "Don't be so stinky! With your skeleton, you can't be sexy without your arms."
At this time, Guo Xiaoting's two friends came back again and said to Guo Xiaoting, "Now I finally understand why you chose him. It turned out to be this reason."
Guo Xiaoting was very happy, and she didn't tell them. In fact, it was the first time she heard me sing, and she snuggled up to me instead.
At this time, I vaguely heard my phone ringing, and I wanted to break free from her to check the phone, but she refused to let go, and whispered to me, "Do you hate me, let me rely on it for a while and I will die!"
"My phone seems to be ringing." I said.
"No!" Guo Xiaoting said domineeringly, "Today is my birthday, don't spoil the fun!"
Before I said anything, she stood up again, took the microphone, and said to everyone, "Today is my birthday, and I have the final say. In order to prevent some people from spoiling the fun, I propose here that no one is allowed to participate tonight." You are not allowed to take your mobile phone, whoever takes a mobile phone will be punished with three bottles of alcohol, and everyone supervises each other, okay?"
The bottom echoes.
I had no choice but to give up. Fortunately, there is nothing urgent today. It doesn't matter. Anyway, it's just such a day, so let her make trouble.
Everyone continued to have fun, and I found that I seemed to be completely different from them. I just sat here all night and drank a little wine, and I felt exhausted. tired.
Especially Guo Xiaoting, it was like crazy, clinking glasses with this and drinking with that, playing games loudly, laughing happily when winning, and drinking the wine in the glass with her neck raised when she lost, Drenched with joy!Of course, it should be. Today is her birthday, so it is good to be happy.
I wonder, am I really old?
After a while, I don’t know how long it took, they still didn’t feel tired, and they were not allowed to look at their mobile phones, so I don’t know what time it is, anyway, it’s probably past twelve o’clock, because I’m already yawning .
But that group of people never got tired of it, and they didn't know who's idea, they turned off the headlights in the private room, only turned on a few rotating colored lights, and then adjusted the music, just like a small disco.
Everyone immediately went crazy again, and immediately jumped up full of energy. Someone came to pull me in the dark, and I saw through the color light that it was Guo Xiaoting.
"Come on, dance with me! Don't sit there." She said while bouncing.
Without letting me explain, she pulled me into the dance floor, and I had to dance with her to the rhythm.
Jumping and jumping, she nestled softly in my arms.
I could smell the strong smell of alcohol in her mouth, she did drink a lot today.
"Are you okay? Are you drunk?" I asked in her ear.
She beckoned me to come closer. I thought she was going to say something to me, so I put my ear close to her. Unexpectedly, she kissed me on the neck.
I was very surprised and very nervous. I quickly wanted to push her away, but she grabbed me and said, "You are not allowed to go! Don't leave me!"
I looked at her carefully through the light, and found that her eyes were blurred, and her face was childish, obviously drunk.
"You're drunk. Let's go back," I said to her.
"Nonsense! You're just drunk, I'm not drunk, I'm very sober!" she said.
Generally, people who are drunk say that they are not drunk, there is no way, she is drunk, I can only let her go, if she kissed me normally, I might break free.
"You...know? I'm very happy today..." Guo Xiaoting said.
"Just be happy, be happy."
"Do you know...why?"
"why?"
"Because you sang to me." She said with a smile, "This is the best birthday present I've ever received."
"This is the gift you are talking about." I smiled, "Then the relationship is good and saves money."
"No, no, no!" She waved her hand and said, "The gift I want is...it's you...accompany me tonight."
What?I was shocked, Wang Shuo really guessed the relationship, she really wanted me to accompany her.
"Why?" She looked at me drunkenly and said, "Can't you?"
"This..." I said, "You are drunk, so, another day, no, tomorrow, tomorrow I will make up a birthday present for you, you are absolutely satisfied, how about it?"
"I don't want anything else, I just want you...You accompany me, today is my birthday." She said.
I felt that her body was out of control and she was stumbling around. If I didn't support her, she might fall down.She simply limp on my body.
I looked through the dim light and found that many people were watching us and snickering, Fatty Liu gave me a vicious look.
(End of this chapter)
"You two get the hell out of here!" Guo Xiaoting pushed the two of them away and said, "I warn you, Yu Hao is mine, so don't try to trick him!"
"Virtue!" The two girls scolded with a smile, "We value sex over friends! We don't care about it. Let's go, you two are fooling around here."
Said that the two girls walked away with wine glasses, leaving me, Guo Xiaoting.
Facing their teasing, I could only laugh and deal with it without saying a word. Now that these little girls are together, they are really nasty, and they are even more blatant than us men together.
"Tsk tsk, it looks like you can't pull it out, right?" Guo Xiaoting said when she saw me looking at the backs of her two friends.
"It's pretty good." I smirked.
"You guys, are you all so playful, eating from the bowl and looking at the pot?"
"Wait, where's the bowl you're talking about?"
"Nonsense, of course the one in the bowl is Miss Ben." Guo Xiaoting said with a smile.
"Calm down, this must be made clear." I said.
"What are you talking about, I'm kidding you, come on, let's sing a song and go." Guo Xiaoting said.
"Go and sing, I don't like to sing." I shied away.
"Why are you so bored, just like an old man," Guo Xiaoting complained, "From the moment you came in, everyone else was singing and playing there, and you were sitting alone in the corner smoking a cigarette, why are you so unhappy?" Be gregarious, don’t you have a dark mind!”
"Not only am I not gregarious, but I'm also perverted." I said, "You know now? Do you still dare to be the one in that bowl?"
"Virtue!" Guo Xiaoting couldn't move me, and sat on the side angrily.
I thought so, once she gets angry, she won't pull me.
Unexpectedly, after a while, she looked over again, and said with a smile, "But don't tell me, you are really stylish hiding in the corner and smoking, a bit like Leslie Cheung, oh, you sing the first Leslie Cheung for me Let’s sing the song, isn’t he your idol, you must be able to sing it.”
I really can't do anything about her.
"Come on and sing a song, come on, just one by Leslie Cheung." Guo Xiaoting pulled me.
"I'm really not good at it," I said.
Fatty Liu came over for some reason, and said, "If you want to hear about Leslie Cheung, you can find me. I'm the best. Forget about Yu Hao. Look, he looks like he can sing. That's what he looks like." A dull man."
After the fat man finished speaking, he went to order Leslie Cheung's "The Wind Continues to Blow", cleared his throat pretendingly, and said, "Today is a good day for the whole country to celebrate, and the next song is dedicated to me. Goddess, today's birthday student Guo Xiaoting!"
The audience below was booing and applauding.
Guo Xiaoting pulled me over, snatched the microphone from Fatty Liu's hand, and said, "Go, go! What are you doing for fun? You have to listen to Yu Hao singing!"
The people below booed again.
"Just let Fatty Liu sing, I'm really not very good at it." I still evaded.
Fatty Liu got off the donkey, and came over again and said, "I think Yu Hao is right, let me do it, and he sings, in case the wolf is called again."
"Go away!" Guo Xiaoting still pushed Fatty Liu away and said, "Yu Hao, today is my birthday, is it so difficult for you to sing a song for me?"
I saw that she seemed a little angry, so she took the microphone and said, "Okay, okay, I'll sing, I can't sing."
Guo Xiaoting became happy now, but Fatty Liu was very unhappy, and returned to his seat resentfully.
To be honest, I can sing quite well. Of course, I can't compare with others' professional ones, but it's still passable, especially Leslie Cheung's songs.I had a crush on him for a while, which is strange to say, I didn’t have any feelings for Leslie Cheung before, I only knew that he was a star in Hong Kong and Taiwan, and he jumped off a building for no reason, that’s all.Later, I saw his "Farewell My Concubine" accidentally, and I was shocked. I really didn't expect a Hong Kong and Taiwan star to perform such a role so well, so I went to see his other movies. , I didn’t expect it to be out of control, "Days of Being Wild", "Evil and West Poison", "Rouge Button", each one is more stunning than the other, and I have been fascinated since then, and even started to learn songs, imitating his smoking voice, let alone , I really learned a bit like him, a few times I sang his songs, many people thought the original singing was irrelevant.
After I finished singing, the audience suddenly fell silent. I found that they all stared at me with wide eyes. When I was about to walk back, they all started applauding. My colleagues had never heard me sing before, and they were all shocked. whistled.
Although I am proud in my heart, I still can't help being a little shy, which is probably my nature.
When I returned to sit next to Guo Xiaoting, I found that she was looking at me without blinking.
"What's wrong? I don't know you." I smiled. "I sang this time, are you satisfied?"
"I hate you hypocritical people the most. Even though you sing so well, you deliberately don't sing, but you really surprised me. The way you sing is so charming. How can I describe it? Sexy, yes, very sexy." Guo Xiaoting said.
"I've learned a lot. I've never heard of sexy being used to describe a person singing. I'm not singing naked, so I'm sexy."
She chuckled and said, "Don't be so stinky! With your skeleton, you can't be sexy without your arms."
At this time, Guo Xiaoting's two friends came back again and said to Guo Xiaoting, "Now I finally understand why you chose him. It turned out to be this reason."
Guo Xiaoting was very happy, and she didn't tell them. In fact, it was the first time she heard me sing, and she snuggled up to me instead.
At this time, I vaguely heard my phone ringing, and I wanted to break free from her to check the phone, but she refused to let go, and whispered to me, "Do you hate me, let me rely on it for a while and I will die!"
"My phone seems to be ringing." I said.
"No!" Guo Xiaoting said domineeringly, "Today is my birthday, don't spoil the fun!"
Before I said anything, she stood up again, took the microphone, and said to everyone, "Today is my birthday, and I have the final say. In order to prevent some people from spoiling the fun, I propose here that no one is allowed to participate tonight." You are not allowed to take your mobile phone, whoever takes a mobile phone will be punished with three bottles of alcohol, and everyone supervises each other, okay?"
The bottom echoes.
I had no choice but to give up. Fortunately, there is nothing urgent today. It doesn't matter. Anyway, it's just such a day, so let her make trouble.
Everyone continued to have fun, and I found that I seemed to be completely different from them. I just sat here all night and drank a little wine, and I felt exhausted. tired.
Especially Guo Xiaoting, it was like crazy, clinking glasses with this and drinking with that, playing games loudly, laughing happily when winning, and drinking the wine in the glass with her neck raised when she lost, Drenched with joy!Of course, it should be. Today is her birthday, so it is good to be happy.
I wonder, am I really old?
After a while, I don’t know how long it took, they still didn’t feel tired, and they were not allowed to look at their mobile phones, so I don’t know what time it is, anyway, it’s probably past twelve o’clock, because I’m already yawning .
But that group of people never got tired of it, and they didn't know who's idea, they turned off the headlights in the private room, only turned on a few rotating colored lights, and then adjusted the music, just like a small disco.
Everyone immediately went crazy again, and immediately jumped up full of energy. Someone came to pull me in the dark, and I saw through the color light that it was Guo Xiaoting.
"Come on, dance with me! Don't sit there." She said while bouncing.
Without letting me explain, she pulled me into the dance floor, and I had to dance with her to the rhythm.
Jumping and jumping, she nestled softly in my arms.
I could smell the strong smell of alcohol in her mouth, she did drink a lot today.
"Are you okay? Are you drunk?" I asked in her ear.
She beckoned me to come closer. I thought she was going to say something to me, so I put my ear close to her. Unexpectedly, she kissed me on the neck.
I was very surprised and very nervous. I quickly wanted to push her away, but she grabbed me and said, "You are not allowed to go! Don't leave me!"
I looked at her carefully through the light, and found that her eyes were blurred, and her face was childish, obviously drunk.
"You're drunk. Let's go back," I said to her.
"Nonsense! You're just drunk, I'm not drunk, I'm very sober!" she said.
Generally, people who are drunk say that they are not drunk, there is no way, she is drunk, I can only let her go, if she kissed me normally, I might break free.
"You...know? I'm very happy today..." Guo Xiaoting said.
"Just be happy, be happy."
"Do you know...why?"
"why?"
"Because you sang to me." She said with a smile, "This is the best birthday present I've ever received."
"This is the gift you are talking about." I smiled, "Then the relationship is good and saves money."
"No, no, no!" She waved her hand and said, "The gift I want is...it's you...accompany me tonight."
What?I was shocked, Wang Shuo really guessed the relationship, she really wanted me to accompany her.
"Why?" She looked at me drunkenly and said, "Can't you?"
"This..." I said, "You are drunk, so, another day, no, tomorrow, tomorrow I will make up a birthday present for you, you are absolutely satisfied, how about it?"
"I don't want anything else, I just want you...You accompany me, today is my birthday." She said.
I felt that her body was out of control and she was stumbling around. If I didn't support her, she might fall down.She simply limp on my body.
I looked through the dim light and found that many people were watching us and snickering, Fatty Liu gave me a vicious look.
(End of this chapter)
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