me and a divorced housewife

Chapter 699
Monkey and Xiaolan came with the girl.

As soon as the monkey came in, he saw Guo Xiaoting sitting next to me, and said with a smile, "Oh, why are you here, but I haven't seen you for a while, so I won't pester Yu Hao anymore?"

Guo Xiaoting said with a smile, "Who still does that stupid thing? Whoever is not a little stupid when he is young will also have a mature time. How can he be stupid all the time."

"It's a good thing you're a little enlightened," Monkey said, "It's still too late to turn your back on the dark and turn to the bright. I'm short of a second wife here, so I can give you a chance."

"Forget it, let's accumulate some virtues for you at night, and be careful that sister-in-law will clean you up at night." Guo Xiaoting said.

Xiaolan said, "I think your skin is itchy."

Standing next to Xiaolan and Houzi was a girl with fair skin and glasses who looked gentle. Although the girl was not beautiful, she was tall and had a good figure. Seems a little shy.

"Come on, let me introduce you," the monkey said, "This is Fangfang."

We greeted Fangfang with a smile, and Fangfang nodded at us shyly.

"This is Yu Hao, this is him... Well, his former suitor, Guo Xiaoting, this one, Li Gang, what are you doing!" the monkey said.

I looked back and saw Li Gang sitting there drinking alone, as if I didn't see them coming in.

I kicked Li Gang secretly, Li Gang raised his head, smiled at Fangfang perfunctorily, and continued to lower his head.

The scene was a little awkward, and the monkey hurriedly said to Fangfang, "Come, come, sit."

Seeing this scene, Fang Fang seemed a little unresponsive. She probably had never seen such an unenthusiastic man on a blind date. She was a little dazed for a while, and sat down hesitantly.

The monkey winked at me. I knew what he meant. He wanted me to remind Li Gang to be more enthusiastic. If this continues, he will probably be yellow again today.

I secretly poked Li Gang.

"Why?" Li Gang asked.

"Pour some water for Fangfang." I said. "He must be thirsty along the way."

"The water glass is so close to the monkey, it's over if he pours it in." Li Gang said.

"you……"

"It's okay, I'm not thirsty." Fangfang said.

Guo Xiaoting secretly smiled.

When ordering, we asked Fangfang to order. The girl was very polite and insisted on letting us order. We pushed it to her, and she then pushed it to Li Gang.

Li Gang was not polite, and said to the waiter, "I want another bottle of red wine, no, two bottles."

"Why do you want so much wine? You don't..." I wanted to say that he still had some in the bottle, but when I looked carefully, I found that the bottle was empty.

He opened the wine brought by the waiter, poured it for us all, raised the glass and said, "Come on, let's drink."

"It's birthday, everyone is happy, drink more." Li Gang laughed.

"Whose birthday is it?" Hou Zi and Xiao Lan were confused.

"I'm just kidding, why do you have such no sense of humor?" Li Gang said.

Everyone looked at each other, and the atmosphere was a little cold.

The monkey said, "No more wine, this joke is not funny at all."

Guo Xiaoting looked at us, suddenly burst into laughter, leaned forward and back together, and slapped the table with her hands.

"Are you all right?" I said.

"There are some people who understand humor," said the monkey.

"You guys are so funny." Guo Xiaoting said to Li Gang out of breath with a smile, "Dude, if you're not good at telling jokes, don't tell them, or it will be too embarrassing."

Fangfang looked at our table with surprise eyes, probably she thought that we were all abnormal like these two people.

Li Gang was quite uncooperative and asked him to take care of the other girl, so he couldn't do anything about it. The monkey and I were so angry that we gritted our teeth.

Fangfang Fangfang was very cooperative, she took the initiative to ask Li Gang a lot of questions, and Li Gang answered them perfunctorily, at least he didn't give up on himself like before.

When Li Gang was asked about his work, he suddenly returned to that state and said, "I used to be a policeman, but now... nothing."

Fangfang looked at the monkey, and the monkey hurriedly smiled and said, "Fangfang, don't worry, my buddy, he is indeed a policeman, but later, he really didn't like the dead salary of the policeman, so he resolutely I quit my job and now I am preparing to start my own business.”

"Really?" Fangfang said.

"Don't listen to his nonsense, I have never looked down on the police," Li Gang retorted suddenly.

The monkey was about to collapse. He helped him round it back, but before it was half round, he pulled it apart again by himself.

"All right, all right, you can do whatever you like!" Monkey shook his head helplessly with a discouraged look, probably not wanting to talk to him anymore.

Li Gang said, "It's okay for you to make up factions, don't use this to make up factions, that's my dream, I..."

I quickly stopped him, "Gangzi, why are you telling this girl this nonsense?"

Li Gang laughed at himself, and said, "Yeah, why am I telling you this, I'll tell you, you are a good girl, but I'm really not a good date..."

"Gangzi, what do you mean?" Monkey asked suddenly angrily.

"I don't mean anything." Li Gang said, "I just don't want to be misunderstood by other girls."

"We've worked so hard to plan for you. We just want you to get well soon. You keep doing this every time you come here. What do you mean?" Monkey said.

Li Gang was not angry, motioned him to calm down, and said with a smile, "Monkey, Haozi, I really understand what you two mean, I understand it, you and Haozi don't be angry, but this really didn't happen like this, In my current state, how can I fall in love? Who would like me?"

"Okay, okay," the monkey said impatiently, "do whatever you like, if I keep talking about this, I'll be the one."

I quickly winked at the monkey, "What are you doing?"

"It's all your fault, kid!" Monkey said angrily, "If I came up with such an idea, I can't say it will work. He is just a pile of mud now, and he can't support the wall at all."

"Monkey!" Xiaolan pulled him hastily.

"Don't pull me." The monkey said angrily, "Gangzi, I didn't mean you, what kind of virtue do you think you have done to yourself? Just for such a bastard, are you worth it? I'm just in the street now. Pull ten girls, none of them are worse than her!"

"Keep scolding, keep scolding." Li Gang was not angry at all, but smiled instead.

"I've never seen such a good-for-nothing old man like you!" the monkey scolded.

"Monkey!" I yelled at him.

The monkey sat down angrily.

Guo Xiaoting looked up at us and shook her head helplessly.

There was no words for a while, and the atmosphere was a little silent and awkward.

"Don't say that," Fangfang said suddenly, "Brother Monkey, I think you should understand your buddy, it's not so easy for someone who has been injured."

(End of this chapter)