me and a divorced housewife

Chapter 82 The Jin Ping Mei Incident

It was only later that I found out that tertiary films do not refer to films, but that Hong Kong and Taiwan belong to the movie classification system. Movies with pornography, violence, or even dirty words are all classified into tertiary. piece.

With the rapid development of technology and the Internet, most diaosi choose to watch movies from island countries or Europe and the United States on the Internet.

However, as an ashes-level dick, I still keep the classics left by the times, which is a set of Yang Simin's version of "Jin Ping Mei", which has always been with me. How many times in the dead of night, they accompany me through a Another rough night.

Of course, since Liu Ruyue moved in, I hid them. Some time ago, Liu Ruyue moved out. When I was cleaning during the Chinese New Year, I dug them out. I felt that Liu Ruyue was gone anyway, and I was alone. , and there is no need to hide it, so I simply threw it together with the other discs I bought.

Later Liu Ruyue moved back again, but I forgot about it.

After dinner that day, with nothing to do, Liu Ruyue suggested watching a spy movie, because we haven't watched it for a long time, of course I have no objection, she was rummaging in the TV cabinet, and I was playing with my phone in the bathroom , suddenly remembered the episode of "Jin Ping Mei", panicked, and rushed out as soon as he lifted his pants.

But it was too late. When I came out, Liu Ruyue was holding those boxes of my baby to watch. Of course, everything was not so bad, because I bought that set of movies when I was in junior high school, in order to avoid my father and my friends. Mom, of course I dare not leave the cover.

Liu Ruyue took those disks and looked at them carefully, and asked me while looking at them, "What is this 'Quan Bing Mei'?"How come I haven't seen it before? "

I almost laughed out loud, and when I looked carefully, it turned out that it had been too long, or maybe I had watched it too many times, and even the words on the disc were blurred, so in Liu Ruyue's eyes, the words "Jin Ping Mei" became "full And plum".

But even so, it exceeded my expectations. Logically speaking, if you have heard of Jin Ping Mei, even if it is incomplete, you should be able to recognize it from the remaining characters.Don't make such a joke.

But maybe, men are usually interested in this kind of thing, and it's not uncommon for women who haven't heard of it. Fortunately, she hasn't heard of it.

I didn't bother to laugh, and quickly explained, "This is also a spy war drama, Korean...Korean, I bought it a while ago, it's not good."

Liu Ruyue was very puzzled, "I bought it some time ago, why does it look old?"

I was taken aback, "I didn't buy it, but my colleague showed it to me. He said it was very good-looking, so I took it back to read. Who knew that I was shocked when I saw it. What, it's just low-level fun."

"It can't be blamed on your colleague. Personal aesthetics are different. These days, even movies like "Dwelling in the Fuchun Mountains" can have a box office, which shows that there are still quite a lot of people with low tastes. Our historical records, I returned it to me last time. Recommend an American drama, what is it called, I can’t remember the name, but I can’t even watch it, and the plot is not coherent.” Liu Ruyue said and put my few treasures back, and re-selected.

She looked up again, "Huh? Aren't you taking a shit? Why did you come out so quickly?"

I was taken aback, smiled awkwardly, and said, "Oh, I forgot to take the paper."

As he said that, he hurriedly tore some paper from the drawer on the coffee table, and rushed into the bathroom.

As soon as I entered the bathroom, I realized that the excuse just now had really exploded.There is paper in the bathroom, and there is a big roll, the paper in the bathroom is usually replaced by Liu Ruyue, she must know it well.

Fortunately, Liu Ruyue didn't seem to notice. When I went out, she was already watching an American suspense movie "Master Key" with great interest. I've seen that movie. It was pretty good, and the ending was really unexpected.

Only then did I feel relieved, and I was about to secretly take those few plates of treasures away. As soon as I pretended to go to the TV cabinet, Liu Ruyue said impatiently, "What are you doing, don't block me, the key to watching Woolen cloth."

I had no choice but to come back, thinking that anyway, Liu Ruyue already knew it was a boring movie, so she definitely wouldn't do it again, so she didn't care, and I'll take it another day.

It turned out that I greatly overestimated my memory.

That day, the entire building of the company had a power outage. We had no choice but to leave work early. When I got home, as soon as I opened the door and went in, I saw Liu Ruyue who was sitting on the sofa, but suddenly stood up, looking very nervous.

I was startled, and there was familiar music in my ears. I couldn't be more familiar with this music!What?I hurriedly looked back at the TV, and found that "Jin Ping Mei" was playing on the TV. At the beginning of the moment, Ximen Daguan was in the tea shop of Mrs. Wang's house. Through a hole in the wall, he was peeping at the bathtub next door. The reason why Jin Lian, played by Yang Simin, who is bathing in the bath, is so popular among dicks is mainly because of her exaggerated figure like a devil. At the moment, she is completely oblivious of herself while washing in the bathtub, and her white and elastic body is wriggling in the water. bounce...

I was embarrassed. Of course, I have encountered this kind of embarrassment before. When I was in elementary school, I came home one day and found my dad was watching it. ass.My dad lied to me that they were fighting and children are not allowed to watch such violent things.In fact, I still hold back a question without asking, why do you have to take off your clothes when fighting?

It's more embarrassing now than it was then.

Of course, the main embarrassment was Liu Ruyue, she said, "I have nothing to do when I come back in the afternoon, I want to watch TV, I have watched everything else, so I opened this..."

"It's okay, it's okay." I smiled quickly.

But she suddenly found a way of thinking and asked me, "Didn't you say this is a Korean spy war drama?"

"I... I don't know either. I heard what my colleague said." I said hastily.

"Didn't you read it?" She pressed on step by step.

"I only watched a little..."

"Little rascal," she cursed. "Close it now."

"Oh, good." I said looking around for the remote control.

Liu Ruyue looked at Yang Simin on the screen, clicked her tongue, and said, "She can't be a foreigner, can she? Why is she so big?"

"If you still want to watch it, I won't close it first." I said.

"Get out, who wants to watch you! Little hooligan, you, don't watch these things in the future."

After Liu Ruyue scolded me, she went back to her room.

I hurriedly turned off the TV in a desperate manner, installed it, and took it back to my bedroom.

It wasn't until I got back to the bedroom that I realized, wasn't she watching it just now?She should be the embarrassing one, why did she become her in the end with confidence? Why was this hooligan charged on me?
I suddenly thought, Liu Ruyue should already know what this thing is. Think about it, from the day I came out of the bathroom in a panic, with a nervous expression and incoherent explanation, I can definitely tell that it is certainly not a Korean spy. war drama.So she didn't expose it, but picked a time when I was not around, and secretly watched it by herself.This is of course understandable. When I was in school, I heard Houzi say that many girls watch movies in their dormitory, let alone a divorced young woman like Liu Ruyue, it's nothing more than normal to watch.

Of course, this is just my personal guess, because after all, it was just the beginning when I went in, and it is also possible that Liu Ruyue did not know about it.

But after this incident, Liu Ruyue's eyes obviously avoided me, and sometimes, she became very sensitive, for example, when I was cleaning up the dishes, I accidentally touched her hand, in fact, I did not mean it, but She will immediately take it back reflexively.Sometimes, watching TV together, some intimate scenes appear on the TV, this is commonplace, but Liu Ruyue will change the channel very quickly, and will not switch back until she predicts that the intimate scene is over.

I guess she was also embarrassed, but one good thing is that after this incident, the atmosphere between us seems to be a little ambiguous. No one can tell where this feeling is, but the feeling is different.

Sometimes, I hold Liu Ruyue's erotic lingerie at night and start to fantasize that Liu Ruyue is actually doing it on purpose, letting me see her watching a movie on purpose, thinking that she has needs in that regard, and then taking action.

Of course, this is limited to fantasy, because I don't have the guts at all.

When my relationship with Liu Ruyue made some progress, my career also seemed to have made a breakthrough. The several cases I brought to my boss privately were affirmed and recognized by the developers. Even if they were won, at present, the new The company has five cases in hand, which means that my dream of a million annual salary is getting closer and closer to me.

Of course, this also means that I am about to leave the company, because these five projects have a lot of work in themselves, and with the work of the company, I simply have no skills and can't keep busy.

Moreover, the boss and his former partner couldn't pee in the same pot more and more, and left angrily, so I had to apply for resignation. I didn't expect that the first person who opposed my resignation was Guo Xiaoting.

(End of this chapter)