me and a divorced housewife

Chapter 96 Can't help but be overjoyed
I asked Li Gang about Kim Dae-jung's situation, and he told me that Kim Dae-jung had been sentenced for a year and a half, and he couldn't get out for a while.Only then did I feel relieved, it seems that Liu Ruyue and I can be quiet for a year and a half.

As soon as I got home, I saw Zhang Ya sitting on the sofa watching TV. When I came back, she stood up happily and said, "You are back!"

I looked at her, "Are you waiting for me?"

"Of course!"

"Wait for me to come back for dinner? I don't want to eat those dark dishes you invented yourself!" I said, and looked back at the table, only to find that there was nothing on the table, so I was relieved.

"no!"

"It's not okay to accompany you to watch TV series with those materials." I said, "I won't be able to cry at that time, so you scold me again."

"No, I'll treat you to dinner today!" Zhang Ya said happily.

"Why are you so happy today?" I said. "You still invite me to dinner? Have you made a fortune?"

"Yeah." She nodded, and said happily, "I'm going to close a big deal in Shenzhen! So my sister is happy today, I invite you to dinner, tell me, what you want to eat, whatever you want, my sister brings You go and eat."

"It's rare," I said.

"Are you happy?" Zhang Ya said.

"Why are you happy? You've been here for so long, and I always invite you. Depending on your size, it's your turn to invite you." I said.

"I don't like to hear you say that," Zhang Ya said, "I'm a visitor from afar and a girl, so it's only natural for you to invite me to dinner."

"I'll provide you with a place to live, so it's only natural for you to invite me." I said.

"Okay, if you say so, forget it, I won't invite you." Zhang Ya said.

"Okay, okay, I'm wrong."

"That's right, I invite you, you should be grateful." Zhang Ya said.

"Should I still have to pray and thank Allah Zhang Ya for giving me food?"

"There's nothing wrong with that." Zhang Ya said.

I found a Thai restaurant that I had been craving for a long time. I didn't really want to eat it, but I just hadn't tried it. I wanted to try it, and it turned out to be good.

Zhang Ya probably got rich because she was in good spirits and enjoyed eating, and kept urging me to eat quickly.

"It's hard to invite someone to a meal, and you're still urging me like this, for fear that I'll eat too much?" I complained.

"No, hurry up and finish eating, I'm going shopping." Zhang Ya said.

"Going shopping so late?"

"Well, I made money, of course I have to reward myself." Zhang Ya said.

I nodded, "Okay, then you can pay the bill, I want to eat a little longer."

"Good idea!" Zhang Ya said, "You have to accompany me!"

"Why? You're rewarding yourself, not me. Why do you use me as a coolie?"

"Of course you have to go. It's so late and I'm alone. With my beauty, it's not safe!" she said.

"Are you still telling people not to eat?" I said, "Say such unappetizing words."

"Stop talking nonsense!" She put down the spoon in my hand and said to the waiter, "Check out!"

"I haven't finished eating yet!" I said, "Let me finish this soup!"

"Oh, what do you drink? I'll make it for you when I get back tonight!" She couldn't help but pull me up and leave.

She took me to the mall, what a headache!Faced with the pain of shopping with women, I suddenly felt that the idea of ​​Ma Yun’s invention of Taobao may have come from this. This little man probably also suffers from the pain of shopping with women, so he invented Taobao on a whim, oh, what a painful realization.

Zhang Ya is even more of a fighter among women. It is scary to go shopping. She tries on clothes she likes when she sees them, and buys them as soon as she likes them. She doesn't care about the price at all, and she doesn't even frown when she swipes her card.

I really doubt how much money she earned from this order, and let her spend it so willfully.

Of course, it's none of my business, what's painful is that soon I was carrying a lot of colorful bags in my hand, and I was following her buttocks, and she walked like flying, it was really miserable.

I found that Zhang Ya seemed to like that kind of skirt that wraps her hips, probably this kind of skirt can outline her exaggerated buttocks, anyway, whenever she sees this kind of dress, she will try it.

But it seems that they didn't buy it.

I was very puzzled and said, "You tried so many dresses, why didn't you buy any of them?"

She said, "I always feel like I'm missing something. Anyway, it doesn't feel right. Maybe it's because I'm fat."

I laughed and said, "Maybe you are short of a stocking."

Her eyes lit up, she patted me and said, "That's right! I just said that it feels like something is almost there. I'll try it here, and you can buy me a pair of stockings."

"I won't go!" I flatly refused, "You make me a big man to buy that kind of thing, people think I'm a pervert."

"Don't buy it, right?" Zhang Ya said, "Then when Liu Ruyue comes back, I'll tell her that you seduced me and went out with other women."

"Do you threaten me?"

"Okay, I'll go by myself, don't blame me for not reminding you." Zhang Ya said.

I had no choice but to compromise, and I was also afraid that she would talk nonsense in front of Liu Ruyue. Liu Ruyue was still brooding over the incident between me and Guo Xiaoting last time, so don't make another fork.

"But how do I know where this thing is sold?" I said.

Seeing that the threat was successful, Zhang Ya smiled and said, "It's okay, let me tell you, did you see it? The one downstairs has it."

The saleswoman in the store heard it clearly and chuckled.

I had no choice but to bite the bullet and go. When I got to the stocking store, there were all women choosing it. How could I have the nerve to go in? When I looked up, I saw Zhang Ya staring at me. He took one from the shelf and arrived at the checkout counter with lightning speed.

In front of the checkout counter, there were two women who were paying the bill. When they saw me coming, they all looked at me in surprise.

I had no choice but to lower my head and wait for them to pay, pretending not to see it.

They finally paid the bill and walked away. I hurriedly threw the stockings to the boss, wanting to finish the bill and leave early.

Unexpectedly, the boss looked at me with stockings.

I was a little apprehensive, and urged, "Check out, what are you looking at?"

The boss was a middle-aged man, he smiled and said, "Are you sure you want this?"

"That's right!" I said, "Hurry up and pay the bill, what are you asking so much for?"

The boss smiled and paid the bill. I quickly picked up the stockings and rushed out of the store.

Zhang Ya took the stockings and laughed loudly, "You really went to buy them."

"Nonsense!" I said, "could it have been stolen?"

She looked at the stockings, was taken aback for a moment, and said in a low voice, "Why did you buy this kind of stockings?"

"What kind, aren't the stockings all the same?" I said impatiently, "There are so many things to pay attention to."

"Look for yourself, little rascal!" Zhang Ya said.

I looked down, and couldn't help but understand why those people and the boss looked at me that way. It turned out that these were not ordinary stockings, but those sexy stockings, the ones whose positions were hollowed out.

"Who told you not to make it clear, I don't know what kind you want, so I just took one." I said.

"That's not what I want, you go and change it," Zhang Ya said.

"You can pull it down, I have already lost someone once, you have to change yourself, I will not change!" I said firmly, "Don't threaten me this time, even if you beat me to death, I will not change. "

Zhang Ya had no choice but to compromise, and said, "It's okay, let's just wear it, anyway, it's just trying on clothes."

Sure enough, after wearing stockings and trying on the skirt again, it will be different immediately, and the sense of charm and lines will come out immediately.

After shopping for a while, I couldn't move anymore, and the mall was about to get off work, but Zhang Ya didn't seem to want to stop.

"Wait a minute!" I stopped her out of breath, "Sister, it's almost time, look at what time it is, the mall will be closed, you're not tired, you should think about me, okay? My foot doesn't feel like it's mine anymore. The shoes are worn out."

Zhang Ya smiled and said, "Oh, I forgot about you, I was too absorbed in shopping, yes, if I don't buy you something, you must have no motivation, let's go, I will buy you two."

"No need!" I said hastily, "As long as you go home now, I'll be grateful to you. Just buy clothes. I'm grateful. Please, auntie."

Zhang Ya chuckled, and said puzzledly, "For you men, is shopping so boring?"

"It's not that boring, it's pretty boring!" I said.

"I really won't buy anything for you anymore?" Zhang Ya said, "I'm so sorry."

"It's okay, as long as you let me go, it's better than buying anything." I said.

"Alright then." Zhang Ya said, "I will reward you when I go back."

I was taken aback, go back and reward me again?What's the meaning?
When I got home and put down a lot of things, I sat down on the sofa. It felt like I went from hell to heaven. I didn't want to move an inch anymore, just like lying like this all the time.Therefore, happiness is all about comparison. If you are usually asked to sit on the sofa, you will not realize the happiness of sitting on the sofa at all. The most happy thing.

But Zhang Ya didn't feel tired at all, and took out the clothes she bought just now, one by one, and tried again, referring to my opinion, "How is it?"

I didn't even read it, and agreed to everything, she became more enthusiastic, and it seemed that she planned to try them all.

"Okay, auntie, I'm so tired, try it yourself, I'm going back to bed, and I'm going to work tomorrow." I said.

"It's just this little physical strength." Zhang Ya said, "You are also a parallel importer at first glance."

"What do you do if you have physical strength?" I was really too lazy to argue with her, so I dragged my exhausted body back to the room.

Lying on the bed, tired like a sap, I was knocked out directly, I don’t know how long I slept, I vaguely heard the door of the room ringing, someone came in, and then quietly climbed onto my bed. Leng.

(End of this chapter)