Jagged hegemony of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 151 Robbery
"I have a solution!"

Huang Zhong, who was depressed, was startled by Liu Wei's sudden voice.

"any solution?"

But Huang Zhong didn't get angry, but quickly grabbed Liu Wei's hand and asked urgently.

"Look at that!"

Liu Wei stretched out his finger and pointed to the two carriages pulling dung from the city in the distance.

"Oh, what do you want me to do with the dung cart? Don't we have to sit in the cart?"

Huang Zhong said absently.

"Oh? It's not impossible to sit in a dung truck, but how do we get in?"

"Forehead!"

Regarding Huang Zhong's thoughts, Liu Wei immediately felt ashamed, this Huang Zhong really dared to speak out.Hidden in the dung bucket, smoked to death!

Seeing Liu Wei's straightening, Huang Zhong thought that Liu Wei had acquiesced, so he lowered his horse and walked towards the dung truck.

"Come back!" Liu Wei grabbed Huang Zhong, and said, "Who told you to hide in the dung bucket!"

"Then don't hide it in the dung bucket, how can we get in, if there is a smell, it will be a smell, just bear it!"

Huang Zhong even persuaded Liu Wei to let Liu Wei enter the dung bucket.

"Use your brain, didn't you see that when the two coachmen came out, the soldiers guarding the gate hid far away? We snatched the two coachmen, put on their clothes, drove their carriage, and went back It will definitely be the same as when it came out, no one will check."

Liu Wei said.

"Oh, yes!"

Huang Zhong patted his head, looking suddenly enlightened.

For Huang Zhong, Liu Wei felt helpless. He was a very smart general, but his son turned out to be even more stupid than Dian Wei and Sui Yuanjin.

The two rode on horses and followed the two coachmen pulling dung all the way. They saw the two coachmen drive the carriage to the side of a big pit and jumped down.

As soon as the two coachmen got out of the car, Huang Zhong was about to rush up.

"Come back, what are you doing?"

"Grab the car!"

"You still want to help them unload the car? Wait until they finish unloading and then grab it."

"Oh!"

The two dung drivers had just finished unloading the dung and tied up the big wooden barrels on the cart, when they saw two people walking towards them with smirks.

"Brother Ming, why are they rushing to us? Could it be that they want to rob us?"

One said to the person next to him named Brother Ming.

"Fart! Have you ever heard of someone hijacking a dung truck?"

The man named Brother Ming scolded.

"Oh, too!"

But these two people never imagined that the two people in front of them wanted to rob them.

Liu Wei and Huang Zhong looked around for no one, walked up to the two coachmen and said, "Don't move, robbery!"

"Huh? What?"

Brother Ming looked at the two in front of him in surprise, showing incredible eyes.

"Ah what, robbery!"

Liu Wei said it again.

"Grandpa, please forgive me, we brothers are just scumbags, we really have no money!"

"Who said you want money, we want your extra car!" Huang Zhong stared.

Both of them wanted to cry. They had lived half their lives, and they had heard of robbing rich people, robbing wealthy families, and even robbing beggars of their money.But this is the first time I heard about the robbery of the dung truck.

But looking at the fierce and fierce two people in front of him, the coachman got out of the way in fright.Then turn around and run.

"Stop!" Liu Wei called to stop the two drivers who were about to run.

"Master, I really, really, really have no money."

"Damn, money, money, money, you know money, do you look like you are short of money?" Liu Wei puffed up his chest.

"okokokok!"

The two coachmen nodded there like chickens picking rice.

"Ok?"

Liu Wei rolled his eyes.

"okokokok!"

The two coachmen hurriedly shook their heads again.

Liu Wei looked down at his clothes and felt a little embarrassed.

Because I have been busy on my way since I escaped from Xiangyang, not to mention changing clothes, I haven't even washed my face once.The ones made are ashamed, like beggars.

"Okay, okay, in short, I just don't want your money. Take off your clothes!"

Liu Wei shouted.

"Ah? Master, we are all men. We don't have that hobby. If you have that hobby, then you can go south about ten miles to a village with many beautiful girls. You shouldn't be so impatient! "

The two coachmen clutched their clothes tightly, as if they were determined to die.

"I'm pissed off! I'm pissed off!" Liu Wei yelled angrily in his heart, then slowly pulled out the sword from his waist, and said, "I don't want to talk nonsense anymore, I'll just say it again, clothes! Clothes! Take off! Already!"

Liu Wei said word by word.

Seeing Liu Wei's cannibalistic expression, the two coachmen hurriedly began to take off their clothes in fright, crying in their hearts: "What is this called? It's fine to be robbed, and I also met a robber who has a habit of Longyang. Life, surrender!"

With tears in their eyes, the two took off their clothes.

Liu Wei grabbed the clothes and threw them into Huang Zhong's hands, then picked up the belts of the two drivers, tied them up, tore two pieces of cloth and stuffed them into their mouths.

The tears of these two coachmen can't stop, it's all right if you have a habit of Longyang, and you have to tie them up to play, and even gag your mouth, if this news gets out, the two brothers will spend the rest of their lives There is no need to meet people.

Looking at the two sad people who were crying in front of him, Liu Wei still wondered, didn't they just robbed a piece of clothing, and didn't kill them.Why are you crying like this!
Shaking his head, Liu Wei took Huang Zhong to change clothes.

"Ouch! Vomit!"

After Huang Zhong changed his clothes, he retched somewhere.

"My lord, this dress is too smelly, I can't take it anymore! Vomit!"

Seeing Huang Zhong's virtuous behavior, Liu Wei held back his anger and laughed and said, "Aren't you going to hide in the dung bucket, go in!"

"Hey hey hey, no, no, no!"

Huang Zhong rubbed his nose and laughed.

"Okay, let's go to Changsha City, go early and return early, and try to tie Zhang Ji out at night!" Liu Wei said to Huang Zhong as he got into a carriage.

"Oh! Good!" Huang Zhong also jumped into another carriage, and the two walked towards Changsha.

"woo woo woo woo!"

Seeing Liu Wei and Huang Zhong leave, the two coachman brothers who were tied to the tree all cried.Fortunately, this catastrophe was taken away.

"stop!"

Changsha City is still heavily guarded, and the soldiers guarding the city are checking the people entering and leaving the city gate, and they are constantly comparing with portraits.Up to the high officials and nobles, down to the traffickers and pawns.No one can escape this check.

"Drive, drive, drive!" Liu Wei and Huang Zhong drove the dung carriage to the outside of the city.

"Next!"

"Ugh!"

Hearing the gatekeeper call for the next one, Liu Wei whipped his whip and drove the carriage forward.

"Master Jun! I..."

Liu Wei walked towards the soldiers with this local accent.

"Get out! Stay away from me!"

The soldier smelled the stench when he was far away, and cursed while covering his nose.

"Alas, alas!"

Liu Wei responded quickly, then got into the carriage and walked towards the city with Huang Zhong.

(End of this chapter)