Jagged hegemony of the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 485 Zi Yan, Come Over
Chapter 485 Zi Yan, Come Over
"Hey, all of you retreat first, and come to me when someone thinks of a way to cross the river!"
Liu Wei waved his hands to the people under his command, signaling them to go out first, and then brought Yang Jindao and several Huben Guards to the bank of the Yishui River.
"Golden knife! How do you think I can cross the Yishui River!"
After reaching the river, Liu Wei asked Yang Jindao beside him.
"Well, my lord, even Mr. Guo and the others can't think of a way to cross the river, let alone this elm-headed subordinate!"
Yang Jindao answered.
"Hey! If you can't cross the river, how can you fight Yuan Shao!"
Liu Wei sighed again.Then he looked sadly at Yuan Jun's camp on the other side of the river.
"My lord, I know! I know!"
Liu Wei turned his head when he heard the shout, and saw Huang Xu running towards him quickly.
After Huang Xu ran to Liu Wei, Liu Wei asked suspiciously: "What do you know?"
Huang Xu grinned and said, "I know which bastard gave Yuan Shao the idea!"
Liu Wei looked at Huang Xu with the eyes of an idiot, but he couldn't bear to dispel his enthusiasm, so he asked patiently, "Who is it?"
"It's that old bastard Xun Kan who gave Yuan Shao the bad idea to build the camp on the other side of the Yishui River!"
Huang Xu continued.
"Oh! This king knows!"
After Liu Wei agreed lightly, the veteran Huang Xu was still standing here happily, and said, "Xu'er, didn't you say that you want to fill up the Yishui River, then you can fill it up now!"
"Ugh!"
Huang Xu didn't react, and nodded vigorously, but the next second, he was stunned, looked straight at Yi Shuihe for three seconds, and then said with a bitter face: "Ah? My lord, you said let me take this Is the Yishui River filled?"
"Yup!"
Liu Wei nodded, looked at Huang Xu's straight look, continued to tease Huang Xu, and said, "Didn't you say that you can cross the Yishui River after filling it up?"
Huang Xu looked at the Yishui River again. The Yishui River was hundreds of meters wide at its widest point and tens of meters at its narrowest point. Then his face was like a bitter melon, and he was about to cry: "My lord, how do you fill it up? , I didn’t know the river was so wide, I thought it was like the river I bathed in!”
The corner of Liu Wei's mouth twitched. The place where Huang Xu took a bath was at best a big puddle, which could also be called a river.
Liu Wei felt that communicating with Huang Xu was too strenuous, and he couldn't think of a way to cross the river for a while. He felt his head was getting bigger, so he stopped looking at Yishui, but went back to the barracks and observed it on the map. stand up.
Three days passed, and none of Liu Wei's troops could think of a way to cross the river.
Five days later, Yuan Shao brought the remaining 30 troops to the barracks on the south bank of the Yishui River.
As soon as he arrived at the barracks, Yuan Shao heard the news that Liu Wei would not be able to make it to the north bank, and burst out laughing.
"You Ruo, your method of camping on the river bank is really ingenious. After fighting Liu Wei for so many years, this is the first time I see Liu Ziyan at a loss!"
In the camp, Yuan Shao praised Xun Kan.
"Hehe, my lord has won the prize!"
Xun Kan smiled modestly, and then stopped talking.
And Yuan Shao's jealous counselors all looked at Xun Kan with bad eyes.
Guo Tu even stood up and said to Yuan Shao, "My lord, don't be careless. Back then, Xiang Yu broke through the Zhangshui and defeated the Qin army that was several times stronger than him! I don't recommend my lord to set up camp here!"
"That's enough! Guo Gongze, don't think I don't know what you're thinking! You just envy you if you can come up with a clever plan and tell you that the reason why I lost to Liu Wei a few times last time is that you can't shirk it." responsibility!"
After Yuan Shao experienced several big defeats, he also had a deep self-criticism and understood the reason why he would lose to Liu Wei.
But Yuan Benchu didn't change the point of saving face at all.Just now when he praised Xun Kan for choosing a good place, Guo Tu came out to criticize Xun Kan at an untimely moment.
"Subordinates know their mistakes! Subordinates know their mistakes!"
Guo Tu hastily admitted his mistake to Yuan Shao, but he hated Xun Kan in his heart.He even felt dissatisfied with Yuan Shao.
Seeing the embarrassing situation, Guo Tu's friend, the judge, hurried out to smooth things over, and said to Yuan Shao, "Master, I heard from the soldiers that Liu Wei has been looking at us from the other side of the river these days. I guess it's Liu Wei. Wei is looking for a way to cross the river!"
"Oh?"
As soon as Yuan Shao heard the words of the trial match, he immediately became interested, and said, "Is it true that Liu Ziyan is patrolling the other side every day?"
"Exactly!"
The judge answered.
"Okay! Follow me out of camp!"
Yuan Shao stood up hastily, and then walked out of the camp quickly.
The subordinates who were left in a daze looked at each other in the camp. I don't know why Yuan Shao was so excited when he heard that Liu Wei was on the other side of the river.
But Yuan Shao didn't pay attention to them, he came directly to the bank of Yishui River, and saw Liu Wei in golden helmet and armor on the opposite bank from a long distance away.
And Liu Wei also noticed Yuan Shao, after all, he was an old acquaintance, even across a river, he could recognize him.
Seeing that Liu Wei was really on the other side of the river, how could Yuan Shao survive this opportunity to laugh at Liu Wei? Yuan Shao opened his mouth wide and shouted at Liu Wei on the other side: "Zi Yan, why don't you come over? We have prepared good wine and good food here, just waiting for you to come, so we two can catch up with each other."
Being ridiculed by Yuan Shao, Liu Wei is aggrieved, but he can't be cowardly, Liu Wei also shouted: "Brother Benchu, you have to prepare enough food and wine, I will either not go over, or I will bring some food with me if I go over." Go over with 20 mouths! I'm afraid that you don't have enough food and wine to eat!"
"Hahahaha, Ziyan is worrying too much. I don't have anything else in Jizhou, but the food is definitely enough. It's just Ziyan, you should come here!"
Although Yuan Shao couldn't see Liu Wei's expression, he could imagine Liu Wei's aggrieved look at this moment.
Liu Wei is so angry, if he can pass, Yuan Shao will have to experience the consequences of laughing at Liu Wei.
"Yuan Benchu, don't be complacent. When I pass by, I will tie up your sons, make them wear women's clothes, and dance for me!"
Liu Wei yelled at Yuan Shao.
"Hahahaha, you still want to drink with my son, Liu Ziyan, come here first and then talk! Come here if you have the guts! If you are a man with a handle, you can cross the river now!"
Yuan Shao continued to be angry with Liu Wei.
"Hmph! Brother Benchu, then you can wait slowly. When I pass by, I will definitely catch up with you!"
After speaking, Liu Wei turned around and ignored Yuan Shao.
But Yuan Shao got angry with Liu Wei and went back to the camp in a good mood.
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, all of you retreat first, and come to me when someone thinks of a way to cross the river!"
Liu Wei waved his hands to the people under his command, signaling them to go out first, and then brought Yang Jindao and several Huben Guards to the bank of the Yishui River.
"Golden knife! How do you think I can cross the Yishui River!"
After reaching the river, Liu Wei asked Yang Jindao beside him.
"Well, my lord, even Mr. Guo and the others can't think of a way to cross the river, let alone this elm-headed subordinate!"
Yang Jindao answered.
"Hey! If you can't cross the river, how can you fight Yuan Shao!"
Liu Wei sighed again.Then he looked sadly at Yuan Jun's camp on the other side of the river.
"My lord, I know! I know!"
Liu Wei turned his head when he heard the shout, and saw Huang Xu running towards him quickly.
After Huang Xu ran to Liu Wei, Liu Wei asked suspiciously: "What do you know?"
Huang Xu grinned and said, "I know which bastard gave Yuan Shao the idea!"
Liu Wei looked at Huang Xu with the eyes of an idiot, but he couldn't bear to dispel his enthusiasm, so he asked patiently, "Who is it?"
"It's that old bastard Xun Kan who gave Yuan Shao the bad idea to build the camp on the other side of the Yishui River!"
Huang Xu continued.
"Oh! This king knows!"
After Liu Wei agreed lightly, the veteran Huang Xu was still standing here happily, and said, "Xu'er, didn't you say that you want to fill up the Yishui River, then you can fill it up now!"
"Ugh!"
Huang Xu didn't react, and nodded vigorously, but the next second, he was stunned, looked straight at Yi Shuihe for three seconds, and then said with a bitter face: "Ah? My lord, you said let me take this Is the Yishui River filled?"
"Yup!"
Liu Wei nodded, looked at Huang Xu's straight look, continued to tease Huang Xu, and said, "Didn't you say that you can cross the Yishui River after filling it up?"
Huang Xu looked at the Yishui River again. The Yishui River was hundreds of meters wide at its widest point and tens of meters at its narrowest point. Then his face was like a bitter melon, and he was about to cry: "My lord, how do you fill it up? , I didn’t know the river was so wide, I thought it was like the river I bathed in!”
The corner of Liu Wei's mouth twitched. The place where Huang Xu took a bath was at best a big puddle, which could also be called a river.
Liu Wei felt that communicating with Huang Xu was too strenuous, and he couldn't think of a way to cross the river for a while. He felt his head was getting bigger, so he stopped looking at Yishui, but went back to the barracks and observed it on the map. stand up.
Three days passed, and none of Liu Wei's troops could think of a way to cross the river.
Five days later, Yuan Shao brought the remaining 30 troops to the barracks on the south bank of the Yishui River.
As soon as he arrived at the barracks, Yuan Shao heard the news that Liu Wei would not be able to make it to the north bank, and burst out laughing.
"You Ruo, your method of camping on the river bank is really ingenious. After fighting Liu Wei for so many years, this is the first time I see Liu Ziyan at a loss!"
In the camp, Yuan Shao praised Xun Kan.
"Hehe, my lord has won the prize!"
Xun Kan smiled modestly, and then stopped talking.
And Yuan Shao's jealous counselors all looked at Xun Kan with bad eyes.
Guo Tu even stood up and said to Yuan Shao, "My lord, don't be careless. Back then, Xiang Yu broke through the Zhangshui and defeated the Qin army that was several times stronger than him! I don't recommend my lord to set up camp here!"
"That's enough! Guo Gongze, don't think I don't know what you're thinking! You just envy you if you can come up with a clever plan and tell you that the reason why I lost to Liu Wei a few times last time is that you can't shirk it." responsibility!"
After Yuan Shao experienced several big defeats, he also had a deep self-criticism and understood the reason why he would lose to Liu Wei.
But Yuan Benchu didn't change the point of saving face at all.Just now when he praised Xun Kan for choosing a good place, Guo Tu came out to criticize Xun Kan at an untimely moment.
"Subordinates know their mistakes! Subordinates know their mistakes!"
Guo Tu hastily admitted his mistake to Yuan Shao, but he hated Xun Kan in his heart.He even felt dissatisfied with Yuan Shao.
Seeing the embarrassing situation, Guo Tu's friend, the judge, hurried out to smooth things over, and said to Yuan Shao, "Master, I heard from the soldiers that Liu Wei has been looking at us from the other side of the river these days. I guess it's Liu Wei. Wei is looking for a way to cross the river!"
"Oh?"
As soon as Yuan Shao heard the words of the trial match, he immediately became interested, and said, "Is it true that Liu Ziyan is patrolling the other side every day?"
"Exactly!"
The judge answered.
"Okay! Follow me out of camp!"
Yuan Shao stood up hastily, and then walked out of the camp quickly.
The subordinates who were left in a daze looked at each other in the camp. I don't know why Yuan Shao was so excited when he heard that Liu Wei was on the other side of the river.
But Yuan Shao didn't pay attention to them, he came directly to the bank of Yishui River, and saw Liu Wei in golden helmet and armor on the opposite bank from a long distance away.
And Liu Wei also noticed Yuan Shao, after all, he was an old acquaintance, even across a river, he could recognize him.
Seeing that Liu Wei was really on the other side of the river, how could Yuan Shao survive this opportunity to laugh at Liu Wei? Yuan Shao opened his mouth wide and shouted at Liu Wei on the other side: "Zi Yan, why don't you come over? We have prepared good wine and good food here, just waiting for you to come, so we two can catch up with each other."
Being ridiculed by Yuan Shao, Liu Wei is aggrieved, but he can't be cowardly, Liu Wei also shouted: "Brother Benchu, you have to prepare enough food and wine, I will either not go over, or I will bring some food with me if I go over." Go over with 20 mouths! I'm afraid that you don't have enough food and wine to eat!"
"Hahahaha, Ziyan is worrying too much. I don't have anything else in Jizhou, but the food is definitely enough. It's just Ziyan, you should come here!"
Although Yuan Shao couldn't see Liu Wei's expression, he could imagine Liu Wei's aggrieved look at this moment.
Liu Wei is so angry, if he can pass, Yuan Shao will have to experience the consequences of laughing at Liu Wei.
"Yuan Benchu, don't be complacent. When I pass by, I will tie up your sons, make them wear women's clothes, and dance for me!"
Liu Wei yelled at Yuan Shao.
"Hahahaha, you still want to drink with my son, Liu Ziyan, come here first and then talk! Come here if you have the guts! If you are a man with a handle, you can cross the river now!"
Yuan Shao continued to be angry with Liu Wei.
"Hmph! Brother Benchu, then you can wait slowly. When I pass by, I will definitely catch up with you!"
After speaking, Liu Wei turned around and ignored Yuan Shao.
But Yuan Shao got angry with Liu Wei and went back to the camp in a good mood.
(End of this chapter)
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