Jagged hegemony of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 846

"Why are you crying?"

Li Wu asked suspiciously.

"Five father-in-law, in our line of business, no one would treat us as human beings. Even when we go out and walk on the street, ordinary people will avoid us, but you, fifth father-in-law, invite us to drink!"

The group of dung diggers were crying, and Li Wu was also touched, but he didn't know how to persuade them, so he could only say: "Don't cry, drink, drink!"

"Okay, since fifth eunuch you think highly of us, if you come to our place in the future, we will definitely listen to you!"

The group of excavators also knew that they had nothing to repay Li Wu, so they just made a promise.

"Okay, okay, drink quickly, you have to go back to the palace after eating!"

Li Wu never thought of asking these people to repay him, but just wanted to use their hands to transport Huang Xu's soldiers and horses to the palace.

"Eat quickly, eat quickly, listen to the fifth father-in-law, go back quickly after eating!"

These dung diggers ate and drank quickly, and after eating, they pulled their respective large carriages and walked back.

And Huang Xu had already taken the battalion of tiger guards and hid them in the vat in the car.

"drive!"

Dozens of vehicles set off on the road one by one, staggering towards the palace.

Li Wu also followed closely.

When they arrived at the gate of the palace, the guards guarding the gate heard the sound of the carriage and hid away for a long time. Hubenwei, who was hiding in the carriage, entered the palace smoothly.

Li Wu, who followed closely behind them, saw the groom unloading the cart after the excrement cart entered the palace. After they all left, they hurried into the cart shed.

"Bang bang bang!"

Li Wu knocked on the big barrel on the carriage: "Brothers hiding inside, you can come out!"

As soon as Li Wu finished speaking, the lid of the bucket in front of him was lifted suddenly, and several human heads emerged from it, breathing in fresh air.

Li Wu felt that the person in front of him looked familiar, so he took a closer look under the faint moonlight, and then Li Wu saw the person in front of him clearly.

"General Huang, why are you in the car?"

Li Wu asked curiously.

"I have to share weal and woe with my brothers. The brothers are suffering on the inside, but I am enjoying the blessings on the outside. What has become of that!"

Huang Xu panted heavily and replied.

Hubenwei next to Huang Xu felt a little sick, retched twice, and said, "General, you're going to smoke me to death, the place smells too bad!"

Huang Xu knocked on his head and said with a smile: "I still don't know what you think, you think I will get into the carriage with the least smell, and you stay with me, tell you, I choose The ones with the most flavor are drilled in the barrel, boy, stealing chickens won’t cost you money!”

Huang Xu laughed loudly.

"Damn it, General, you are so tricky! Vomit!"

The talking Huben Wei retched again.

"Hahahaha, it's not a routine. As the chief general, I enjoy better treatment than you all on weekdays. Now it's time to suffer, and I must also rush to the forefront. This is called taking the lead!"

After Huang Xu finished speaking, he jumped out of the big wooden barrel, and the rest of the tiger benwei also jumped out of the toilet one after another. Several tiger benwei consciously went to the door of the carport to watch the wind.

"Li Wu, can we go to the Queen Mother's bedroom now?"

Huang Xu asked.

"Can you go to the Empress Dowager's bedroom? Yes, of course you can, but there are many patrols outside now, I can't guarantee whether you will be found!"

"You are fucking familiar with me, and you dare to spank me, believe it or not, I will spank you!"

Huang Xu raised his hand to hit Li Wu.

"Hey, General Huang, if you have something to say, don't be rude!"

Li Wu grabbed Huang Xu's big hand with both hands, for fear that Huang Xu would give him a palm snap.

"Then when are we going?"

Huang Xu heard the voice of the patrol outside and asked in a low voice.

"When it's ugly, we'll pass by when it's ugly, and the patrols will also rest at that time, so we'll pass quietly!"

Li Wu smelled the stench on Huang Xu's body again, pinched his nose and said, "However, if we pass like this, we will definitely be discovered!"

"why?"

"You smell the smell on your body, just pass by like this, you can smell the smell on your body two miles away, Xun can also wake up the guards in the palace, let alone the Queen Mother's bedroom, those delicate concubine!"

Li Wu subconsciously took two steps back, wanting to stay away from Huang Xu.

"Don't go, come here!"

Huang Xu brought Li Wu over, and said threateningly: "You find a way for me, or I will take off the clothes on my body and stuff them into your mouth!"

"Don't, don't, I have a solution, I have a solution, you follow me in a while, go to Qinghe Pond to wash!"

If Li Wu didn't want to find a way, Huang Xu would really take off his clothes and stuff them into his mouth.

"Damn, are you playing with me? You kid must have already thought about letting us go to Qinghe Pond to take a bath. What you said just now was intentional, right?"

Huang Xu kicked Li Wu's ass, and kicked Li Wu directly into the haystack beside him.

"Fuck, what about people?"

Huang Xu kicked down, and Li Wu and the others disappeared immediately, but Huang Xu was startled, and hurriedly reached into the haystack to find someone.

As soon as Huang Xu reached into the haystack, he touched something that wasn't grass, and pulled it out forcefully. Li Wu in the haystack let out a scream like a pig being killed.

"Ow!"

Li Wu screamed, Huang Xu thought that Li Wu was injured, so he increased the strength of his hand, and pulled Li Wu out of the haystack and threw him to the ground.

After Li Wu was pulled out, he covered his crotch and rolled back and forth on the ground, muttering and yelling at Huang Xu: "Huang Xu, you will avenge your kindness, I have helped you so much, but you have robbed me of my life." Son, those bastards failed to eunuch my baby, I didn't expect to ruin it in your hands today!"

"Okay, just make sense!"

Huang Xu felt that Li Wu was exaggerating, so he kicked Li Wu with his toe.

Li Wu got up and sat on the ground, looking at Huang Xu resentfully: "It's not broken, but you shaved my hair, and you pulled all the hair off!"

As he said that, Li Wu reached into his crotch and took out a handful of wool and shook it in front of Huang Xu's eyes.

"Go away, are you disgusting!"

Huang Xu patted Li Wu's hand away, and looked at the hair in Li Wu's hand with disgust.

After this farce, it was time to be ugly. When Li Wu was almost ready, Huang Xu and the others went out of the carport. After seeing no one around, they first went to Qinghe Pool to wash their bodies and clothes. After drying the clothes, Huang Xu took Huben Wei into Cai Wenji's bedroom, and hid in the house that had been prepared.

(End of this chapter)