infinite multiverse

Chapter 98 Salted Fish
Xu Hao will never admit to the Ghost King.

But Wang Le felt that Xu Shangxian had acquiesced, so he returned to Youyou Bookstore with peace of mind, and continued to flip through those classic little yellow books. After all, the ordinary books of the young Binbin are the best to read.

Wang Le is a salted fish ghost.

He belonged to the kind of existence that didn't cheat, he had average combat effectiveness, average strength, and average luck.

Usually, you can deal with lonely and wild ghosts, but it is a bit tricky to meet too fierce ones. Fortunately, you have a ghost token in your hand, which can suppress ghosts. But since this world is a world with ghosts, there are naturally some supernatural beings. .

For example, Taoist priests, monks, and even onmyojis.

Even guys who are born with yin and yang eyes and have gained a lot of opportunities are almost fiercer than him.

So for Wang Le.

For ghosts or something, Dangdang is enough, for performance or something, it is enough to complete a sufficient amount every month, and the extra guys first determine the location, and find an opportunity to send them in next month.

Wang Le can't do anything about it, he was a Buddhist youth before his death, and after his death, he is a ghost, so if there is no accident, he can only continue to be a salty fish.

What's more, it's been a bit unlucky recently, Tongcheng City and Minqing City are acting as monsters, and Yuhang City is too big, he can't cover it by himself.

So the underworld sent another ghost messenger over, but Wang Le heard that there were ghosts on top of that guy, and he had a relationship with a certain underworld catcher for hundreds of years. achievements.

Ever since, Wang Le was marginalized, but he was very happy today, because he met Lord Ghost King, and he suddenly felt that his future was bleak!

Correct!
It's just that the future is not bright. After all, how many perverts like the sun?
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"Small salted fish, beautiful salted fish, big salted fish, lazy salted fish...Don't look at me as just a fish, the sea becomes bluer because of me..." Xu Hao sipped the sun while holding a Ming Dynasty tea set Wearing the fine Tieguanyin.

"Hey, it's so comfortable, it doesn't feel evil at all, it's almost like becoming a fairy..." Xu Guiwang, who was a salted fish, had completely sunk into the real world.

In the kung fu world where Marvel has entered into chaos, he has been so busy that he has changed from an orange cat to a two ha. Now when he returns home, he just wants to take a good rest for a month, and he doesn't want to do anything.

Unfortunately.

He has the body of a salted fish, but he doesn't have the life of a salted fish.

In the real world, Xu Hao seldom seeks trouble, but troubles often come to him.

Even if the Wang Le of the previous two days was considered a hell ghost, but this is the world, Xu Shangxian, who is full of force value, has never been in vain for these ghosts, he can easily drive them away.

But today, two unexpected guests came.

Mr. Li and Chen Yuan looked at Xu Hao, and couldn't help but twitched. This guy was lying on the boss chair with his legs on the table, and he really looked like he was about to die.

"Let's talk?" Li Laogang walked over and said.

Xu Shangxian suddenly kicked his feet, closed his eyes, and just passed by, without even breathing and heartbeat.

"..." Mr. Li shook his powerless fist.

"..." Chen Yuan swallowed his saliva, only felt that this guy seemed to have become stronger again after a month, even pretending to be dead in front of them, he could pretend so much, do I still have to go Want him a statuette?

When Liu Laodao saw this scene, he stepped forward decisively. He ran to Xu Hao's side in a panic, shaking for a while, and yelled: "Boss, boss, what's wrong with you, did the intermittent death happen again? That's troublesome, I have to move you to bed and sleep for a few days before you can wake up..."

"Hey, how can I move my old arms and legs!" Liu Laodao muttered, but he easily hugged Xu Hao like a princess, quickly carried him to the second floor, and quickly disappeared from everyone's eyes.

"..." Elder Li fell into deep thought.

"..." Chen Yuan crossed his fingers, he really wanted to say something.

"..." A group of melon-eaters glanced at Xu Hao calmly, and lowered their heads decisively.

The man continued to scan the long legs of the Li family sisters with his eyes, while the woman secretly looked at the hardworking, simple, handsome little white brother.

As for why the group of coffee-drinking guests didn't respond.

Of course it was because Xu Hao once wanted to do something, it seemed that he was planning to go straight to third base by taking advantage of the so-called strength of wine, even making love with him...

Ever since, the Oriental girl got angry...

Everyone only heard that the glass on the second floor suddenly shattered, a figure fell from the sky, and Xu Hao hit the ground heavily...

A group of melon-eaters were stunned, but Boss Xu stood up without hesitation, patted the glass scum on his clothes, opened the door without changing his face, and continued to lie on the boss's chair and drink tea to settle the score.

It's just that whenever the Oriental girl went downstairs, he would pretend to be dead, not breathing, not having a heartbeat, and someone almost called the police. Fortunately, after the proprietress went upstairs, he was back to normal...

So people no longer care about this matter.

Some people even posted it on the Internet, and many people commented that Boss Xu seems to have practiced hard qigong and tortoise breath Dafa in order to avoid domestic violence!
Otherwise, it is impossible to fall from the second floor without any damage, or hold your breath for so long!
Of course, the comments from the netizens were all just a joke, and some women praised Mr. Xu, who is the boss of the wonderful coffee shop, as a model among men, a model among husbands, and Pan An among lovers!
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"What should I do?" Heartbroken, Mr. Li ordered two cups of the cheapest coffee, thinking in his heart that this damn store is a black shop, and the cheapest coffee costs 100 yuan, why don't you go and rob it?

But he glanced at the Li family sisters in miniskirts, and felt that the 70-year-old himself seemed to think of his younger years, so he couldn't help but sigh: "Hey, I'm old, I'm old..."

It was the first time Chen Yuan saw the chief so generous. He drank three cups in 3 minutes. Just as he was about to refill his cup, he found that Old Li's face turned black and he coughed lightly.

But Chen Yuan looked at the empty cup, and said cautiously: "After all, we're waiting for him, it's not good to have an empty cup..."

"..." Mr. Li gave him an AA look.

"..." Chen Yuan shook his head, disagreeing desperately.

"..." Mr. Li narrowed his eyes slightly, as if if you disagreed, I would deduct your salary.

"..." Chen Yuan sighed, he could only accept his fate, feeling rather unkind to others.

Seeing that the two of them could show so many expressions on their faces just because of a few cups of coffee, Xu Hao almost humiliated the Qipa Cafe, so he asked Liu Laodao to invite them to the second floor.

"snoring"

"snoring"

Two cups of tea were handed over, Mr. Li held the exquisite teacup, glanced at Xu Hao again, and finally said in admiration: "High imitation, absolutely imitation!"

"Well, what you said is that everything you say is right. If you say high imitation, it is high imitation..." Xu Hao didn't bother to argue with him. Am I going to tell you that this tea set was abducted from Zhu Di by Ben Shangxian? of it?

What about the recommendation ticket for salted fish? . .

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