Urban Pirates
Chapter 223 The Hot Granny
Chapter 223 The Hot Granny
At this moment, there seemed to be some movement outside, and before Chu Tianluo could use his senses to see, the door of the living room was opened, and an old lady in a dark purple short-sleeved sweater rushed in with an angry face. , threw the shopping bag in his hand on the table, turned around and walked towards the wall where the bow was hanging, raised his hand and took it off, then kicked away the wooden box next to him, picked up a few arrows, turned around and rushed out again. After opening the door, he didn't look at the people in the living room from the beginning to the end.
"What happened to grandma?" Lin Ke was surprised.
"Not good!" Chu Tianluo realized in an instant. If he guessed correctly, Mr. Ke might be in trouble. He hurriedly stood up and chased after him. Shangguan Yunmei and Lin Ke couldn't sit still anymore, without saying a word Also followed to run out.
"How many times have I said, if you dare to appear in front of me, I will never be polite!" The old lady shouted as she stood on the steps of the door with her eyes wide open.
"I, I, I... I..." Ke Dachui was halfway out of the car window, with a flustered expression, stammering and not knowing what to say.
"You're courting death!" The old lady picked up the bow and arrow and pointed the arrow at Ke Dahammer. She seemed to draw the bowstring to the full without even thinking about it, and shot the arrow as soon as she let go of her fingers.
Ke Dachui's face changed in fright, and he immediately retracted his neck. The arrow flew past his ear, breaking out in a cold sweat, and immediately retracted his whole body into the car. Don't take it seriously, picked up an arrow again, aimed at Ke Dachui again, and with a whoosh, another arrow flew out and flew directly into the window of the car, Ke Dachui hurriedly shrunk his body into a ball, and saw A shadow passed over his head, and then there was the sound of the window glass shattering. He turned his head and saw that the middle of the window glass on the other side was pierced by an arrow, and the entire glass was cracked like a spider web. Same.
"Uncle, is he alright?" Shangguan Yunmei asked Chu Tianluo anxiously while standing at the door.
Chu Tianluo scanned the situation inside the car with his sensory force. Although the old man looked terrified, he was not injured, but it will be difficult to guarantee later.
"He's fine." Chu Tianluo was very helpless, he was about to step forward to dissuade this fiery grandma, but unexpectedly the grandma heard the conversation between the two of them, and immediately turned her head and stared at Chu Tianluo: "Is he your uncle? "
Chu Tianluo froze for a moment, and nodded without thinking too much.
Before he could open his mouth, the old lady yelled angrily: "Then you still don't get out!" After speaking, she lifted an arrow stand and pointed it directly at Chu Tianluo.
Seeing this scene, Shangguan Yunmei subconsciously prepared to come up to persuade her, but unexpectedly, Chu Tianluo quickly stepped back and pulled her aside, and shouted at her: "Run!"
With two swishes, two arrows flew past the two of them's heads, hit the iron fence behind them, and splashed a string of sparks.
Chu Tianluo didn't expect that this old lady was really "savage" in a mess, and she didn't give them a chance to talk at all. It was really hard to imagine how much Ke Dachui suffered when he went to find her. Although she introduced herself, Chu Tianluo He also knew that she must be Cheng Meiying, but he didn't understand why she had such a bad attitude towards Ke Dachui, so much so that she was rude to anyone related to him.
Chu Tianluo and Shangguan Yunmei had already hid behind the car outside the yard, only to hear the old lady say to Lin Ke inside: "A Ke, go and close the door."
"I'll just say she's not easy to provoke." Ke Dachui opened the car door, lowered his body and poked his head out to Chu Tianluo.
"Is she Senior Cheng Meiying?" Chu Tianluo wanted to confirm.
Ke Dachui rolled his eyes: "Who else could be so angry if it wasn't her."
"Then what should we do? She doesn't give us a chance to talk at all. Now that she already knows us, it will be very risky if we go there again." Shangguan Yunmei had a sad expression on her face.
"Don't get out!?" Suddenly, Cheng Meiying's scolding sound came again, followed by a bang, another piece of Chu Tianluo's car window was lost.
"Let's go!" Ke Dachui urged.
Chu Tianluo thought for a while, and there was nothing he could do now, so he let Shangguan Yunmei get into the car, quickly got into the driver's cab, and left the villa as if fleeing for his life.
"Are we leaving just like that?" Shangguan Yunmei asked unwillingly.
Ke Dachui leaned back on the seat, lowered his head slightly and sighed: "I think there is no hope in this life..."
"Let's get out of here first." Chu Tianluo looked at the rearview mirror, and then stepped on the accelerator hard.
"Grandma, who are they?" Lin Ke asked puzzled in the living room of the villa.
Cheng Meiying hung the bow on the wall, and said flatly: "The person I hate."
Chu Tianluo did not leave the villa area, but drove the car to another place farther away, so as not to be discovered by Cheng Meiying, then he turned off the car, and then turned around and asked Ke Dachui in a serious manner: "Uncle, If she doesn't have a bow and arrow, can you beat her?"
Ke Dachui was taken aback: "What did you say?"
"Wait here for a while, I'll be right back." After speaking, Chu Tianluo smiled mysteriously, opened the car door and ran away, leaving Shangguan Yunmei and Ke Dachui staring at each other in the car.
Less than 10 minutes later, Chu Tianluo ran back excitedly. He seemed to be holding a bunch of things in his arms. He opened the car door and threw the thing in his hand directly on the empty seat next to Ke Dahammer. The old man was startled, and looked at Chu Tianluo in shock.
Shangguan Yunmei was stunned, then pointed to the pile of things and asked, "You...you stole all the arrows from her house?"
Chu Tianluo grinned: "It's been a long time since I've done this kind of thing. I looked at it at that time, and there was a wooden box of arrows in her living room, and then I found an arrow next to the cabinet in another room. There are more than a dozen sticks in the barrel, and there are about 20 sticks in the wooden box. There should be no other places. I wanted to take the bow, but it was too obvious, and she would notice it soon."
"When did you go to another room inside?" Shangguan Yunmei asked casually.
Chu Tianluo quickly said that he just went around and saw it, and he couldn't say that he checked it with his sensory force.
"Good boy, your stealing skills are really top-notch!" Ke Dachui looked at him and his eyes lit up.
Chu Tianluo waved his hand: "Don't say that these things are gone, before she notices, let's go back quickly and kill her back to the carbine!" After finishing speaking, he was ready to start the car.
Ke Dachui was in a hurry now, he shook his head repeatedly and said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
"How is it possible! She is good at bows and arrows... But I never fight with women, otherwise I wouldn't be kicked out by her every time..." Ke Dachui's face was full of helplessness.
Chu Tianluo chuckled: "I think she's trying to scare you."
"Scare!? She shot arrows at me, almost killing me and still threatening?" Ke Dachui's eyes widened.
"Then let me ask you, how is her archery skill?"
Ke Dachui didn't even think about it: "That's definitely super first-class, no matter where you hit it, you can hit it!"
Chu Tianluo's smile grew stronger: "Since all arrows were shot without fail, why didn't two arrows hit you in a row?"
Ke Dachui was stunned for a moment, then shook his head: "At such an age, it's normal to be inaccurate..."
"Can't shoot right? Your old man looks at you and put it on the right side of your head next to your ear." Chu Tianluo reached out and took out a mirror from Shangguan Yunmei's bag and handed it over.
Shangguan Yunmei was taken aback: "How do you know there is a mirror in my bag?"
"Aren't all of you women like this?" Chu Tianluo answered without thinking.
Ke Dachui picked up the mirror and frowned for a look, only to find that there were two marks on his right ear that almost overlapped each other. The marks were the marks after the hair was removed. Throwing the mirror to Chu Tianluo yelled: "I almost shot her to death, you want me to go back! There is no door!!"
Chu Tianluo sighed: "Uncle, why don't you understand? Uncle Cheng, it's not that she is too old to be inaccurate, but she deliberately stayed here to avoid hurting you. The two shots almost touched the same place on you. Is this called inaccurate shooting?"
"Maybe it's a coincidence..." Ke Dachui muttered, Shangguan Yunmei also nodded, she also thought it was still possible.
"Well, if you still don't believe me, let me tell you another thing. When you got into the car door with your head in your arms, you forgot to close the car door at all. Although you bowed down in time, uncle, your whole body is still exposed In her line of sight... such a big target, do you still think she will miss it? Anywhere on your body can kill half your life."
"This..." Ke Dahammer hesitated.
Chu Tianluo started the car, and then said: "She was really just scaring us, but she did it like the real thing, and she didn't want to hurt us. I went to steal those arrows, just to make you feel at ease, uncle. .”
"She didn't use that thing to deal with me before..." Ke Dachui began to mutter again, he was always suspicious of Chu Tianluo's statement.
Chu Tianluo didn't care about him anymore, and asked Shangguan Yunmei if she agreed to go again now, Shangguan Yunmei nodded: "Do what you say."
Not long after, Chu Tianluo drove to the outside of Cheng Meiying's yard again, he got out of the car and shouted inside: "Uncle Cheng, no matter what, we are all from the same school, we already know about you and Uncle Ke, There is indeed a misunderstanding! I believe you also want to know what happened in the first place, you don’t want to wait until the day you leave this world with regrets!?”
Chu Tianluo guessed that Cheng Meiying probably left Qingyingmen because she was very angry because of Ke Dahammer's sudden disappearance. As for why she hated him so much, there must be something hidden in it, that's why he said that.
Soon, Cheng Meiying's roar came from inside the room: "How dare you come back!? You really don't want to die!!"
(End of this chapter)
At this moment, there seemed to be some movement outside, and before Chu Tianluo could use his senses to see, the door of the living room was opened, and an old lady in a dark purple short-sleeved sweater rushed in with an angry face. , threw the shopping bag in his hand on the table, turned around and walked towards the wall where the bow was hanging, raised his hand and took it off, then kicked away the wooden box next to him, picked up a few arrows, turned around and rushed out again. After opening the door, he didn't look at the people in the living room from the beginning to the end.
"What happened to grandma?" Lin Ke was surprised.
"Not good!" Chu Tianluo realized in an instant. If he guessed correctly, Mr. Ke might be in trouble. He hurriedly stood up and chased after him. Shangguan Yunmei and Lin Ke couldn't sit still anymore, without saying a word Also followed to run out.
"How many times have I said, if you dare to appear in front of me, I will never be polite!" The old lady shouted as she stood on the steps of the door with her eyes wide open.
"I, I, I... I..." Ke Dachui was halfway out of the car window, with a flustered expression, stammering and not knowing what to say.
"You're courting death!" The old lady picked up the bow and arrow and pointed the arrow at Ke Dahammer. She seemed to draw the bowstring to the full without even thinking about it, and shot the arrow as soon as she let go of her fingers.
Ke Dachui's face changed in fright, and he immediately retracted his neck. The arrow flew past his ear, breaking out in a cold sweat, and immediately retracted his whole body into the car. Don't take it seriously, picked up an arrow again, aimed at Ke Dachui again, and with a whoosh, another arrow flew out and flew directly into the window of the car, Ke Dachui hurriedly shrunk his body into a ball, and saw A shadow passed over his head, and then there was the sound of the window glass shattering. He turned his head and saw that the middle of the window glass on the other side was pierced by an arrow, and the entire glass was cracked like a spider web. Same.
"Uncle, is he alright?" Shangguan Yunmei asked Chu Tianluo anxiously while standing at the door.
Chu Tianluo scanned the situation inside the car with his sensory force. Although the old man looked terrified, he was not injured, but it will be difficult to guarantee later.
"He's fine." Chu Tianluo was very helpless, he was about to step forward to dissuade this fiery grandma, but unexpectedly the grandma heard the conversation between the two of them, and immediately turned her head and stared at Chu Tianluo: "Is he your uncle? "
Chu Tianluo froze for a moment, and nodded without thinking too much.
Before he could open his mouth, the old lady yelled angrily: "Then you still don't get out!" After speaking, she lifted an arrow stand and pointed it directly at Chu Tianluo.
Seeing this scene, Shangguan Yunmei subconsciously prepared to come up to persuade her, but unexpectedly, Chu Tianluo quickly stepped back and pulled her aside, and shouted at her: "Run!"
With two swishes, two arrows flew past the two of them's heads, hit the iron fence behind them, and splashed a string of sparks.
Chu Tianluo didn't expect that this old lady was really "savage" in a mess, and she didn't give them a chance to talk at all. It was really hard to imagine how much Ke Dachui suffered when he went to find her. Although she introduced herself, Chu Tianluo He also knew that she must be Cheng Meiying, but he didn't understand why she had such a bad attitude towards Ke Dachui, so much so that she was rude to anyone related to him.
Chu Tianluo and Shangguan Yunmei had already hid behind the car outside the yard, only to hear the old lady say to Lin Ke inside: "A Ke, go and close the door."
"I'll just say she's not easy to provoke." Ke Dachui opened the car door, lowered his body and poked his head out to Chu Tianluo.
"Is she Senior Cheng Meiying?" Chu Tianluo wanted to confirm.
Ke Dachui rolled his eyes: "Who else could be so angry if it wasn't her."
"Then what should we do? She doesn't give us a chance to talk at all. Now that she already knows us, it will be very risky if we go there again." Shangguan Yunmei had a sad expression on her face.
"Don't get out!?" Suddenly, Cheng Meiying's scolding sound came again, followed by a bang, another piece of Chu Tianluo's car window was lost.
"Let's go!" Ke Dachui urged.
Chu Tianluo thought for a while, and there was nothing he could do now, so he let Shangguan Yunmei get into the car, quickly got into the driver's cab, and left the villa as if fleeing for his life.
"Are we leaving just like that?" Shangguan Yunmei asked unwillingly.
Ke Dachui leaned back on the seat, lowered his head slightly and sighed: "I think there is no hope in this life..."
"Let's get out of here first." Chu Tianluo looked at the rearview mirror, and then stepped on the accelerator hard.
"Grandma, who are they?" Lin Ke asked puzzled in the living room of the villa.
Cheng Meiying hung the bow on the wall, and said flatly: "The person I hate."
Chu Tianluo did not leave the villa area, but drove the car to another place farther away, so as not to be discovered by Cheng Meiying, then he turned off the car, and then turned around and asked Ke Dachui in a serious manner: "Uncle, If she doesn't have a bow and arrow, can you beat her?"
Ke Dachui was taken aback: "What did you say?"
"Wait here for a while, I'll be right back." After speaking, Chu Tianluo smiled mysteriously, opened the car door and ran away, leaving Shangguan Yunmei and Ke Dachui staring at each other in the car.
Less than 10 minutes later, Chu Tianluo ran back excitedly. He seemed to be holding a bunch of things in his arms. He opened the car door and threw the thing in his hand directly on the empty seat next to Ke Dahammer. The old man was startled, and looked at Chu Tianluo in shock.
Shangguan Yunmei was stunned, then pointed to the pile of things and asked, "You...you stole all the arrows from her house?"
Chu Tianluo grinned: "It's been a long time since I've done this kind of thing. I looked at it at that time, and there was a wooden box of arrows in her living room, and then I found an arrow next to the cabinet in another room. There are more than a dozen sticks in the barrel, and there are about 20 sticks in the wooden box. There should be no other places. I wanted to take the bow, but it was too obvious, and she would notice it soon."
"When did you go to another room inside?" Shangguan Yunmei asked casually.
Chu Tianluo quickly said that he just went around and saw it, and he couldn't say that he checked it with his sensory force.
"Good boy, your stealing skills are really top-notch!" Ke Dachui looked at him and his eyes lit up.
Chu Tianluo waved his hand: "Don't say that these things are gone, before she notices, let's go back quickly and kill her back to the carbine!" After finishing speaking, he was ready to start the car.
Ke Dachui was in a hurry now, he shook his head repeatedly and said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
"How is it possible! She is good at bows and arrows... But I never fight with women, otherwise I wouldn't be kicked out by her every time..." Ke Dachui's face was full of helplessness.
Chu Tianluo chuckled: "I think she's trying to scare you."
"Scare!? She shot arrows at me, almost killing me and still threatening?" Ke Dachui's eyes widened.
"Then let me ask you, how is her archery skill?"
Ke Dachui didn't even think about it: "That's definitely super first-class, no matter where you hit it, you can hit it!"
Chu Tianluo's smile grew stronger: "Since all arrows were shot without fail, why didn't two arrows hit you in a row?"
Ke Dachui was stunned for a moment, then shook his head: "At such an age, it's normal to be inaccurate..."
"Can't shoot right? Your old man looks at you and put it on the right side of your head next to your ear." Chu Tianluo reached out and took out a mirror from Shangguan Yunmei's bag and handed it over.
Shangguan Yunmei was taken aback: "How do you know there is a mirror in my bag?"
"Aren't all of you women like this?" Chu Tianluo answered without thinking.
Ke Dachui picked up the mirror and frowned for a look, only to find that there were two marks on his right ear that almost overlapped each other. The marks were the marks after the hair was removed. Throwing the mirror to Chu Tianluo yelled: "I almost shot her to death, you want me to go back! There is no door!!"
Chu Tianluo sighed: "Uncle, why don't you understand? Uncle Cheng, it's not that she is too old to be inaccurate, but she deliberately stayed here to avoid hurting you. The two shots almost touched the same place on you. Is this called inaccurate shooting?"
"Maybe it's a coincidence..." Ke Dachui muttered, Shangguan Yunmei also nodded, she also thought it was still possible.
"Well, if you still don't believe me, let me tell you another thing. When you got into the car door with your head in your arms, you forgot to close the car door at all. Although you bowed down in time, uncle, your whole body is still exposed In her line of sight... such a big target, do you still think she will miss it? Anywhere on your body can kill half your life."
"This..." Ke Dahammer hesitated.
Chu Tianluo started the car, and then said: "She was really just scaring us, but she did it like the real thing, and she didn't want to hurt us. I went to steal those arrows, just to make you feel at ease, uncle. .”
"She didn't use that thing to deal with me before..." Ke Dachui began to mutter again, he was always suspicious of Chu Tianluo's statement.
Chu Tianluo didn't care about him anymore, and asked Shangguan Yunmei if she agreed to go again now, Shangguan Yunmei nodded: "Do what you say."
Not long after, Chu Tianluo drove to the outside of Cheng Meiying's yard again, he got out of the car and shouted inside: "Uncle Cheng, no matter what, we are all from the same school, we already know about you and Uncle Ke, There is indeed a misunderstanding! I believe you also want to know what happened in the first place, you don’t want to wait until the day you leave this world with regrets!?”
Chu Tianluo guessed that Cheng Meiying probably left Qingyingmen because she was very angry because of Ke Dahammer's sudden disappearance. As for why she hated him so much, there must be something hidden in it, that's why he said that.
Soon, Cheng Meiying's roar came from inside the room: "How dare you come back!? You really don't want to die!!"
(End of this chapter)
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