Urban Pirates

Chapter 73: This Life Is Worth It
He had visited here a few days ago, because the site is outside the museum, and it is also a pedestrian street, so there are many cultural relics and sculpture decorations on the street, or imitation things placed around the flower beds, he can greatly Fang Fang hugged this thing and put it there.

When he reached the crossroads, he found that Duan Qingzhu was already sitting on a bench by the side of the road waiting for him.

Chu Tianluo grinned, and walked towards him with Fang Zun of the Four Rams in his arms.

"Come here, let's see how this is." He also sat on the chair and said to Duan Qingzhu.

Duan Qingzhu showed a surprised expression, and then stretched out his hand to caress Siyang Fangzun. After a while, his eyes showed a look of shock, and he looked at Chu Tianluo and smiled: "Well, I didn't expect you to take it so easily. Come out, where do you put him now? After putting him away, there are still two hours."

Chu Tianluo got up directly, moved a flower bed on the opposite side slightly, and then placed the Siyang Square Zun next to several cultural relic sculptures, which seemed to match well at first glance.

He patted the dust on his hands, then walked back quickly, and said to Duan Qingzhu with a smile: "Can we start the timer now?"

"Alas..." Duan Qing showed a complicated smile, sighed, and then looked at his watch. It was only 08:30, that is to say, at 10:30, Chu Tianluo would win.

Chu Tianluo was basically not worried about any accidents, because the pedestrians who came and went would not look at those things specially, and they completely regarded the Siyang Square Zun as a small decorative sculpture next to the flower bed on the street.

Unless there are foreign tourists who are here for the first time, they will be very interested in taking pictures. No one can imagine that the state-level key cultural relics and the world-famous Siyang Square Zun will be randomly placed on the street. Even now Chu Tianluo ran over to tell others that this is really Siyang Fang Zun, and others would think he was joking.

After a while, a dog ran to the side of the flower bed, sniffed hard with its nose, walked slowly to the side of Siyang Square Zun, then raised its hind legs and urinated gorgeously.

Chu Tianluo and Duan Qingzhu were dumbfounded. This dog is probably the only dog ​​in the world that urinates on the Siyang Zun. It is estimated that it is worth it in this life.

What made Chu Tianluo dumbfounded was yet to come. A three or four-year-old boy quickly walked up to Siyang Fangzun, took off his pants, took out his little JJ, and urinated into Siyang Fangzun's mouth.

"Boy, your life is worth it..." Chu Tianluo shook his head and sighed. Now he just hopes that time will pass quickly. It is really distressing for such a precious treasure to be used as a urinal. And he had to worry about the impact on it. Chu Tianluo couldn't imagine what the staff would look like when they took Siyang Fangzun out of the glass cover of the booth and asked about the smell of urine.

During nearly two hours, a total of three dogs urinated on the Siyang Square Zun, a little boy urinated once, and a dozen people used it as a trash can, throwing a few cigarette butts, wrapping paper, napkins, etc. Rubbish.

Chu Tianluo was about to have a heart attack, and Duan Qingzhu's complexion was not very good-looking. Anyone who saw such a treasure being ruined would feel uncomfortable.There are still 10 minutes to go and it will be two hours, Duan Qingzhu sighed and stood up, patted Chu Tianluo on the shoulder: "Okay, send it back, I can't stand it anymore gone."

Chu Tianluo shook his head: "It's still 10 minutes away, are you trying to make me lose?"

Duan Qingzhu was taken aback, and quickly shook his head: "No, I admit defeat, this time the bet, you win."

"Really?" Chu Tianluo asked doubtfully.

"I'm definitely not a dishonest person, you can rest assured." Duan Qingzhu said seriously.

Chu Tianluo's face was full of suspicion: "It is said that like a father, like a son, your son is not a trustworthy person..."

Duan Qingzhu's complexion changed, and he sighed helplessly: "I really have to educate him, my reputation in life cannot be ruined by this kid."

Chu Tianluo stared into his eyes for a few seconds, it really didn't look like he was telling a lie, so he stood up and walked towards Siyang Fangzun, if he didn't take it back, he might be swept away by the sanitation workers gone.

When Chu Tianluo was less than five meters away from Siyang Fangzun, a homeless man rushed over quickly and hugged Siyang Fangzun in his arms.

"I'll go to the eighteenth generation of your ancestors!" Chu Tianluo's heart jumped out of his throat, and he rushed over.

Unexpectedly, the homeless man had a smirk on his face, and ran wildly all the way with the four-ram square statue in his hand, jumping while running, grabbing a handful of garbage from it from time to time and throwing it around.

Chu Tianluo kept complaining, why did he encounter a psychopath at this critical moment?

Fortunately, the homeless man didn't run forward all the time. After running for dozens of meters, he ran back again, holding the four-ram square statue in a frenzy, and he didn't know what he was going to do.

In such a short time, many passers-by were attracted by him, and many people began to watch, but they dared not pass by, for fear that he would hit someone with that thing.

Chu Tianluo was very anxious, if he continued to make trouble like this, the police might be called in, and it would be over if Siyang Fang Zun was exposed, but this is not bad, I am afraid that this lunatic will smash the things in his hand on the ground , although the Siyang Fangzun is a bronze ware, it was once shattered by Japanese bombs, and it was carefully glued together by cultural relics workers later. It is not impossible for it to fall into pieces again.

If something like this happens, Duan Qingzhu probably won't be able to keep herself.

"Hurry up and snatch it!" Duan Qingzhu walked to Chu Tianluo anxiously and said.

"It's his grandma's!" Chu Tianluo's heart broke, and he rushed over again immediately. Even if he wanted to show his skills, he had to get Siyang Fangzun over.

The homeless man was so strong, Chu Tianluo rushed over while he wasn't paying attention, and grabbed half of it with all his strength, but he didn't grab it for a while, and the urine inside splashed his face instead.

"What evil did I do!" Chu Tianluo's face changed, and a pungent smell made him almost vomit.

It was mainly because of the smell of the homeless man, compared to the smell of urine on the Siyang Square Zun.

Chu Tianluo knew that he couldn't go on like this anymore, so he raised his foot and kicked the homeless man's armpit. The homeless man felt the pain, so he immediately let go of one hand, and Chu Tianluo then squeaked at him with the other. With a kick, he finally let go of everything.

Without even thinking about it, he picked up the Siyang Fangzun and ran towards a small fountain not far away, put it in it and quickly scrubbed it, then dried it with his own clothes, and hurriedly ran towards the museum.

At this point, Duan Qingzhu finally felt relieved, if Siyang Fang Zun was broken, he would also have an unshirkable responsibility.

Chu Tianluo ran wildly all the way, taking advantage of no one's attention, he quickly put the Siyang Fang Zun in his arms into his eyes, and then bought another museum ticket and walked in.

He had a strange smell on his body, and he was almost stopped by the security guards when he entered the door. Fortunately, seeing that he was clean, he didn't say much about him, and let him in.

After reaching the third floor, Chu Tianluo used the method he had used to steal the Siyang Fang Zun before, and put it back. At that moment, he almost sat on the ground, and finally let go of the stone in his heart.

"Huh? Look, it seems that the top of the Four Rams Square Zun is seeping water?" Someone saw a little bit of water on it.

"No way?" Some people couldn't believe it, and then they leaned over and looked carefully, and they really found it.

"It's all right." Chu Tianluo walked over quickly, pretending to be very professional and said: "The weather is relatively cold, although the air conditioner is turned on in the exhibition hall, but because there are too many people here, the exhaled heat has never been completely sealed. The temperature of the bronze vessel is relatively low, and when the hot air touches it, it will naturally condense into water."

"Oh... yes." Those people nodded.

Chu Tianluo let out a long breath and quickly left the exhibition hall.

After leaving the museum, he saw Duan Qingzhu standing outside waiting for him, so he walked over quickly and said, "How about it, are you convinced this time?"

Duan Qingzhu laughed loudly, and nodded again and again: "I am convinced! I am really convinced! Your ability has shocked me. I am really worried that if you come to my house in a good mood one day, the things in my house are valuable. Isn't everything gone?"

Chu Tianluo also smiled: "Then you really have to be careful."

"Okay, okay, those gems belong to you. I also apologize for my son. If you have time, welcome to my house as a guest. I really like young people like you." Duan Qingzhu said to Chu Tianluo very seriously.

Chu Tianluo was stunned for a moment. It seemed that the old guy wanted to win him over, but this was a good thing. Being able to form such a relationship would definitely be of great benefit to his future life.

He immediately said very politely: "Then thank you for the gems you gave me, and I will definitely visit you later. If there is anything that needs my help in the future, as long as I can help, I will definitely be willing to help."

Duan Qingzhu laughed even happier when he heard his words, then pointed to the museum and asked, "Are you still going in to have a look?"

Chu Tianluo shook his head: "I still have things to do, I have to go back."

"Okay." Duan Qingzhu nodded: "I still want to go in and have a look, then I will go in."

Afterwards, Chu Tianluo stopped a taxi by himself and sat in it.

Many people may not know about today's thrilling gamble, but it will definitely be something that Chu Tianluo will never forget for the rest of his life. The most important thing is that not only all the troubles have been completely solved, but he has also made a lot of money. This is simply the most perfect ending, and the next thing is to exchange those gems for banknotes.

After returning to the antique shop, Chu Tianluo told Wu Sanpang that those gems can be sold with confidence, and at the same time asked him to help find a suitable jade carving master, and deal with the pieces of jadeite he cut out, so that they can be sold at that time. Get a good price.

(End of this chapter)