Pirates of the Lazy General

Chapter 1 Pole Reversal?

"Hey, wake up, Leo!"

In a trance, a voice rang in my ear.

Li Ao only felt some water splashing into his cochlea, and when he opened his eyes, he realized that an old man with yellowed teeth was standing in front of him, spitting all over the place. I really have the demeanor of my head teacher in high school..
Eh, wait!

Shouldn't I stay at home all night to finish drafting? What kind of place is this?
Li Ao, male, 26 years old, full-time writer, unmarried, has two girlfriends, one surnamed Zuo and one surnamed Right.

A "creature" that only appears at night all the year round. According to his own statement, he only generates abundant creative inspiration in the early morning. As for whether it is an excuse for his inability to adjust his work and rest, it is unknown up.

But now it is obvious that Li Ao seems to have traveled through the night because of it.

A strange memory appeared out of thin air, and soon filled Li Ao's brain, making him instantly understand what happened now.

It turned out that I had traveled to the world of One Piece!
Not only that, but he has also become the latest trainee of the navy. He is currently undergoing military training in the freshman training camp. If he fails to pass the assessment and meets the entry standards after three months, he will be sent home forcibly?
And judging from my own memory, I seem to be the one with the worst physical fitness among the trainees this year. Not to mention being weak and sick since childhood, I don't seem to be very smart.

"According to this development"

Then should I be ridiculed by the same period, spurned by the teacher, and then yell at the 30-year-old River Hexi, successfully staged a useless counterattack?

Sure enough, the old man in the navy went on to say: "What are you still doing there stupidly? I think it's better to withdraw voluntarily for a waste like you, so don't lose face to our navy on the battlefield in the future! "

"Forehead"

Hearing this, Li Ao couldn't help blinking his eyes twice, thinking that the navy still has face, isn't it just the dog of the Tianlong people?

"For a guy like you, if I were your parents, even if I wasn't killed by the pirates, I would be pissed off by you."

"Teacher, you are too much."

"Yeah, how can you talk about Leo's father and mother."

On the side, unexpectedly, the trainees who were in the same period as Li Ao actually spoke for him.

Li Ao, on the other hand, completely ignored Lao Haijun and the others, and walked to the nearby stream on his own. Using the reflection on the water, he began to carefully examine his own face.

This is a boy who is only about thirteen or fourteen years old. His delicate facial features are still childish, but his pair of water-blue eyes are very bright.

Speaking of which, according to the memory of this body, my parents should have been killed by pirates not long ago, so I was taken in by the navy, right?
Li Ao thought about it, and then sat cross-legged on the ground, holding his chin with an old-fashioned look.

Before crossing over, he naturally watched One Piece a lot, and he especially liked the three brothers Luffy, Ace and Sabo.

Of course, [-] episodes of animation is really too long. Although I often watch it, I know a lot about the plot in the original book, but I can't remember many specific details.

"How many years is it in the Haiyuan calendar?"

Was Roger beheaded?
Did Luffy go to sea?

Is there a war on top?

My heart was immediately filled with countless curiosity.

"But then again, don't I have a golden finger?"

He was thinking, he had timetraveled anyway, if he didn't have a plug-in, wouldn't he be too sorry for his status as a timetraveler?
Unexpectedly, just as he finished muttering, a voice prompt sounded in his mind immediately.

【Ding!The cultivation system has been activated]

[Detected a new body container and started to fit]

[Compatibility progress: 15%]

Huh, there really are? !

Li Ao's expression suddenly brightened.

But then, the system's notification sound became stuck again.

【契合进度：40%59%78%85%99%】

[An unknown error occurred, the fit failed]

[Start to re-fit]

[Fit error occurred..]

【The system is being repaired】

【.】

【.】

【system breakdown】

Li Ao:? ? ?
What the hell is this Nima?

Li Ao was stunned immediately, thinking that it's fine if the fit failed, wouldn't it be too much to collapse?

So what's going on now?
Is it possible that the system is gone like this?

"You bastard, did you hear me?"

At the same time, the navy veteran moved closer to Li Ao's back again, raised his hand and slapped Li Ao on the back of the head.

[Injured, blood +1, anti-strike ability +1]

"I"

Before the word "哉" was blurted out, Leo was stunned again by the prompt sound from the system.

What does this mean?

After being beaten, it also increases vitality and anti-strike ability?
Shouldn't..?

"Old man, try hitting me again?"

Li Ao turned his head abruptly, and looked at Old Haijun excitedly.

"What did you say?"

Old Haijun looked at Li Ao with strange eyes, and thought to himself that this kid couldn't accept it because I scolded him too hard just now, right?
"Hit me, I tell you to hit me."

Seeing Lao Haijun standing still, Li Ao became a little impatient, wondering if you can't understand what I'm saying?
So he simply stood up and slammed into the tree trunk next to him.

Old Navy: ┏(゜ロ゜;)┛

Naval trainees: ∑(っ°Д°;)っ

"Boom!"

There was a muffled sound, and the pain immediately came from Li Ao's forehead, followed by the system's notification sound again in his brain:
[Injured, blood +3, anti-strike ability +1]

This..
Is it really the same as I thought?

Pole reversal?

He thought I am familiar with this thing!

Li Ao, who was an online writer in his previous life, suddenly became excited, rolled his eyes, and immediately lay down on the ground and began to sit up and do push-ups.

【Exercising, physical fitness -1】

Li Ao stopped moving instantly.

"That's what you say, isn't it?"

Muttering in his mouth, Li Ao immediately changed his posture and lay down on the ground.

About ten seconds passed..
[In laziness, physical fitness +1]

"Fuck..."

Could this be the legend that one can become stronger by lying down?

Li Ao Teng sat up immediately.

He slapped his thigh fiercely, and the expression on his face gradually changed.

"It's a good failure."

"It's a good breakdown!"

Starting today, I'm Li Ao...oh no, I'm Leo, so I can't just take off?
And at the same time, the rear.

The old navy and a group of trainees who had already hid for a long time, all watched Li Ao's extremely abnormal behavior, and felt a little scared in their hearts for a moment.

"Teacher, what happened to Leo?"

"I do not know.."

"Is it crazy?"

"possible."

Lao Haijun nodded, looked at Li Ao who was sitting on the ground paralyzed and motionless, and suddenly began to doubt himself: "Am I really too strict with him?"

After saying that, Li Ao suddenly sat up from the ground again, took out a small knife from his waist, and stabbed it at his abdomen.
(End of this chapter)