Pirates of the Lazy General

Chapter 4 Smoking is harmful to health
"Hiss~~~ha!"

In the medical room, Valdin took a deep breath of a cigarette with a sad face, and then looked at Leo with extremely complicated eyes.

"Actually...even if you can't become a navy, there are still other ways out."

Leo: "."

"You don't have to choose to give up on yourself just because your talent is too poor."

Leo: "."

"There is still a long way to go in life in the future. Although you don't know much about it at a young age, having a child is actually a very happy thing."

Leo: "."

"So, do you hear what I mean?"

"Teacher Er, it's not what you imagined, I"

"You don't need to say it, the teacher understands."

Leo: "."

You know what a ghost!

"Well, when your body recovers, let me train you myself." Valdin said, touching the stubble on his face, "Anyway, when I was young, I was also a prominent figure in the navy. Within a month, it shouldn't be a problem to train you into a qualified soldier."

The words were very swearing, but once they fell into Leo's ears, it was not the case.

what? !

This bad old man actually said he wanted to train me himself?

train?

Dog training!

"Teacher, thank you for your kindness, but I have already decided not to be a navy." Leo looked firmly at Valdin and said, "I plan to go back to my hometown to farm, marry another wife, and experience the joy of having a child."

Valdin:? ? ?

This..
Why do you suddenly feel as if you have persuaded the wrong way?
"Hey, I actually just said that casually just now."

"Teacher, you didn't just say it casually. Every word you said just now pierced my chest deeply. Don't worry, I will change my mind and behave myself from today on. I will never Do anything to hurt yourself."

"That's good."

Valdin rubbed his head, always feeling that something was wrong.

Didn't I come here and plan to help this kid pass the entry assessment? Why is it that I'm going home to farm now?
He took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it, took another puff, and exhaled half a smoke ring. Leo, who was sitting next to him, suddenly heard the system prompt again.

【Injured by second-hand smoke, lung function +1, digestive system function +1, respiratory health +1, cardiovascular and cerebrovascular health +1】

shit.

Leo blinked his eyes, thinking that the harm of smoking is so great?

If I don't have the effect of these two extreme reversals, then it's okay?
Weiwei was dazed for a moment, and seeing Valdin exhale another puff of smoke ring, Leo quickly put his face on it, and inhaled violently at the second-hand smoke.

"hiss--"

[Injured by second-hand smoke, lung function +1, domineering +1]

Ok? !

Leo's eyes widened.

He seems to have heard something incredible!
"Can this special smoking be more domineering?"

So dawdling?
Involuntarily, the eyes looking at the cigarette in Valding's hand began to glow.

At the same time, Valdin, who was holding half a cigarette in his hand, froze in place, looking at Leo's extremely hungry look with a little fear in his eyes, not daring to make the slightest movement at all.

this kid..
Don't you think it's okay for two men to have children?

Two more days passed.

"Leo, Leo, come here!"

"coming!"

In the dense forest behind the island.

It was the rest time after dinner, and Xiu En waved wildly at Leo. Seeing Leo trotting over slowly, he immediately said excitedly: "Leo, let me tell you, I have learned to be domineering. Starting today, In the entire West Sea, no one will be my opponent anymore."

"Domineering?"

Leo, who heard this word, suddenly showed a little disbelieving expression on his face.

"Alright!"

Xiu En shook his fist violently at the piled up leaves on the ground. The next second, a gust of wind blew by, and the leaves immediately scattered and floated everywhere.

"This is not domineering, it's just boxing style."

Leo complained in his heart.

However, the muscle strength and physical fitness are quite good.

"Did you see, am I amazing?" Xiu En scratched his nose resentfully.

"Awesome (￣▽￣")"

"Why do I feel that you seem to be very insincere?"

"No, it's just your illusion."

Leo waved his hand and immediately changed the subject: "By the way, where is Da Siqi?"

"She is practicing swordsmanship near the mountainside. Dashiqi has always been the hardest, and said that her dream in the future is to collect all the famous swords that have been taken away by the villains. I wonder how that is possible, let alone this There are so many villains in the world, it is impossible to catch them all, even if she does meet, how could she beat them as a girl."

Xiu En smacked his lips, and went on self-consciously: "My dream is different. I admire Senior Zefa of the Navy Headquarters the most. If I can meet him in person in the future and worship him as a teacher, then I have no regrets in my life.”

"What about you, Leo, what is your dream? Hey, what about people?"

Turning his head to look around, he found that Leo had disappeared without a trace.

5 minutes later, halfway up the mountain.

"Hey!"

"what!"

"Hey!"

Standing behind the tree, looking at the back of Da Siqi who was desperately practicing swinging the sword, Leo thought for a while, then picked up a branch from the ground, and swung it forward in the same way.

After a while.

[While practicing swinging the sword, the basics of swordsmanship -1]

Leo: "."

Sure enough, he couldn't even practice swinging a sword, and the reversal of the poles was really thorough enough.

"Then how do I practice swordsmanship?"

Can't you deal with weapons for the rest of your life?
Fighting purely by hand, in the way of One Punch Man?

The more I thought about it, the more inexplicably upset I felt, so I simply took out a cigarette from my pocket and lit it in my mouth.

"Hiss-ha!"

[Injured by cigarettes, lung function +1, oral health +1]

"Hiss—hoo~~"

[Injured by cigarettes, lung function +1, cardiovascular and cerebrovascular health +1, domineering +1]

Comfortable!

I just don't know how to calculate this domineering +1, and how much it needs to be added to successfully display the armed domineering.

After a while of puffing, he was about to take out another one from his pocket and continue to smoke for a while, when a small callused hand suddenly stretched out and grabbed his wrist.

Leo turned around and looked, no doubt it was Da Siqi.

"What?" Leo looked at her in confusion.

"that.."

Da Siqi hesitated for a moment, then suddenly changed her previous shy and shy persona, looked at him seriously and said, "Children smoking is not good for their health."

Four eyes facing each other.

Leo suddenly leaned forward and blew a smoke ring at Da Siqi's fair and tender face.

(End of this chapter)