Dressed as a villain's mother

Chapter 133 About Fun
"Who knows if it's true or not? There's no IOU." The woman rolled her eyes a few times and said.

Jiang Yu gave her a big roll of his eyes, knowing that he would say that. "Yunze, let's go home."

"Okay." Tang Yunze didn't want to say more, but I still have to say something about this matter: "Not to mention the ones she borrowed, I haven't done much to help you in the past few years? I didn't go to your family's autumn harvest last year. She deserves my life for giving her a few bites? I haven't pursued the matter of you framing Xiaoyu, and if you keep pestering me, I don't mind pursuing it."

After finishing speaking, several people went in, leaving the three staring at each other.

They were guarding the door. On the first day of the new year, they didn't believe that these people would not go out to pay New Year's greetings. If they went out or someone came to the door, they would definitely make trouble.

However, they wanted to go wrong.Tang Yunze's family really didn't go out to pay New Year's greetings, and no one came to visit... After being frozen for a long time, the three reluctantly went back.

If it weren't for the New Year's Eve, Jiang Yu would definitely teach them a lesson, how could he let them leave so easily?At least have to fix it.

Jiang Yu planned to exchange some unlucky charms from Axiu, and each of them would post one after the next year, to see if they were honest and if they still had time to pester them.

Thinking of what Ah Xiu once said about sticking a bad luck talisman and drinking cold water would make his teeth clogged, Jiang Yu couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips.

Oops, I really want to see it now, it must be very cool.

Thinking of this, Jiang Yu smiled more and more happily.

Tang Jingxuan was stunned seeing his mother like this.Then silently raised his hand and touched Jiang Yu's forehead with a serious face.

It's not hot either...

"What are you thinking about? I'm not sick." Jiang Yu pulled Tang Jingxuan's little hand down dumbfounded, "I was just thinking about some fun things."

Tang Jingxuan tilted his head in confusion and said, "What fun thing?"

"That's right..." Jiang Yu thought for a while, coughed dryly, it's better not to let his son know, isn't this teaching bad things to children? "If you are a child, don't worry about the affairs of adults, because you can't care about them, haha..."

Tang Jingxuan blinked his eyes and thought for a while, "Mother is thinking about how to do something bad?"

Jiang Yu's smile froze on his face, "Cough...no."

"Mother, it's wrong to lie to children." Tang Jingxuan said solemnly, "Also, I know that mother is lying. There are many things that other children don't understand. Mother will explain to me. Don't tell me. But even if mother doesn't tell, I know."

Hearing this, Jiang Yu got goosebumps, isn't this kid too smart? !

"I know that my mother lied to me for my own good, and didn't want me to know about those things. But, I can guess without knowing it. My mother has come up with a good way to punish Sister Wantao's parents and husband, right?"

Looking into Tang Jingxuan's eyes, Jiang Yu swallowed, whose child is this?too horrible. "You, you think too much."

"It's strange, I guessed it right, right? Mother, tell me how to fix it? Okay?" Tang Jingxuan said with bright eyes.

Jiang Yu's lips moved, and he suddenly came to his senses. This kid is pretty good at it, and he almost slipped his mouth. "Cheat me, right?"

Jiang Yu picked up Tang Jingxuan and let him lie on her lap, then patted his butt, "Let me beat you on the first day of the new year, believe it or not, I will beat you for the next year? Huh? How dare you lie to me, huh, my son!" You just inherited a little IQ, okay?"

It doesn't hurt to get spanked on the buttocks. It's better to say it's patted than spanked. It's quite comfortable to pat a few times. After all, I have eaten well in the past few months, and my buttocks are round and fleshy, and it doesn't hurt to pat them.

Tang Jingxuan was still smiling and coquettish, "Mother, can you just tell me? It's okay, I'll help mother fix it together."

Jiang Yu's tense face couldn't hold back for a moment, and he yelled at a room before he was completely broken: "Tang Yunze, look at your son, he has bullied me, how did you teach him?"

Tang Yunze, who was arranging the completed lanterns, came out when he heard the words, he was a little helpless when he saw the situation, it looked like it was a joke.

"Sure, I'll hit him with a feather duster later, and you don't stop until you shout to stop, okay?"

Jiang Yu poked Tang Jingxuan's soft face and said fiercely? "Did you hear that? Let your father beat you up."

Tang Jingxuan hugged Jiang Yu's shoulder and rubbed, "Mother, I was wrong, don't hit me."

Hearing the voice and wanting to see what happened, Yan Lingming couldn't help being taken aback when he heard such a sentence as soon as he came over. "Is this still beating a child?"

Why are you so obedient, typed out?
Tang Yunfei at the side said quietly: "Is patting twice on the butt also called spanking?"

Yan Lingming was silent, and then looked at Tang Jingxuan, who was obviously still laughing and joking, not crying and begging for mercy at all.

He looked at Jiang Yu meaningfully, "The child still has to be spanked before he is obedient."

Tang Jingxuan shrank his neck, "Uncle..."

Jiang Yu rubbed his head, "Are you afraid? Next time, if you dare to guess what I'm thinking, I'll... I won't make any delicious food for you, but give it to Yunfei and Xiaoya, and let you eat There is a halazi on the side."

"I really know I was wrong." Tang Jingxuan hugged Jiang Yu, there was nothing to eat... This is really a cruel punishment.

Yan Lingming also understood that this was a fun between their family members, and the matter was a little too big, so he simply ignored it.

After a day of laughing and making trouble, Jiang Yu grabbed Tang Yunze at night and asked him about patrolling up the mountain.

There are many wild beasts on the mountains here, such as wolves.If you are hungry all winter, it is easy to go down the mountain and hurt people in the beginning of spring.

So every year, the village finds a dozen young and strong men to patrol, and if they find anything, they must immediately notify the people in the village to take precautions.

Every year it is decided by lottery, and no one says anything.

I don't know if Tang Yunze was unlucky or lucky, but he was drawn almost every year, the only year he was not drawn, and one of the drawn people fell ill, so he was the top.

Therefore, during the few years in Tangjia Village, Tang Yunze always went to patrol the mountains. One year, he found the footprints of a big bear, and the villagers didn't take it seriously. As a result, a child of a family leaning against the mountain was eaten by the big bear.

Later, even if many people looked down on Tang Yunze, they would ask him if he had discovered anything.

"Are you going to patrol the mountains this year?" Jiang Yu asked curiously.

Tang Yunze kissed her hair, "Yes."

"What kind of luck are you doing?" Jiang Yu sat up suddenly, his eyes lit up, "Isn't this amazing? If you go to buy a lottery ticket, you will definitely win the jackpot!"

Tang Yunze said helplessly: "It's nothing. Some people don't want to go and let others draw first. I will be the first to draw, and I can win no matter what. The one that doesn't win is the best."

Jiang Yu thinks so too, the first draw, and most of the lottery is going, so there is a high chance of winning.

With Tang Yunze's physique, it's fine to go there, isn't there still the peace talisman she gave her?It's just that Jiang Yu was a little unhappy, "Why do you smoke first every year? Aren't they bullying honest people?"

"It doesn't matter. It's good to go to the mountains in spring to have a look. If you meet some beasts that come out to look for food, you can get more food when you come back."

This is also the reason why Tang Yunze turned a blind eye to their behavior every time. If there is no benefit, he would not go, and he is not stupid.

(End of this chapter)