Rebirth of the Tang Dynasty's strongest consort
Chapter 266 Embroidered Pillow
Chapter 266 Embroidered Pillow
The comment of "silver-like wax gun head" made Fang Yiai a little displeased. Looking towards the source of the voice, a familiar face came into his sight immediately.
"You Zizhang?" Fang Yiai frowned slightly when she saw the person who laughed at her. After piecing together the broken memory fragments, she fully recalled You Zizhang's identity.
You Zizhang is Fang Yiai's childhood friend, and his father is Qin Qiong's sworn brother, You Junda, the general soldier of Yulinguan.
A few years ago, You Zizhang and Fang Yiai, who had long since ceased to exist, often wandered around the Qinlou Chu Pavilion together. However, because of a Jiangnan oiran, these two wine and meat buddies broke up completely, so that on the day of the wedding, You Zizhang was suffocated. Deliberately pouring Fang Yiai a jar of royal wine, which caused his sudden death from drinking.
Looking at You Zizhang, who was smiling and staring at her with disdain, Fang Yiai was a little dazed, thinking, "Fang Jun was drunk and died suddenly by him before, so it's cheaper for me, who also died of drinking. Modern people, should I be grateful to him, or should I hate him?"
Looking back on the past, Fang Yiai gave a wry smile and murmured "Fate makes people fool", she stopped thinking about it, stood at the corner with her hands folded, and waited for the arrival of the school lieutenant with peace of mind.
Seeing that Fang Yiai bowed his head and said nothing, the smile on You Zizhang's face, who had been robbed of his love by him before, became a little stronger. He planned to take the opportunity to beat the dog in the water, and then he raised his voice and said loudly: "Fang Concubine, I think you were famous in Pingkangfang back then, I wonder if it has changed now?"
Hearing the interesting anecdote about the "deserter's son-in-law", the people in the earthen house suddenly became interested, and they all whispered to each other, and the sound of "cutting" with ridicule and contempt, like mushrooms after a spring rain, rang in Fang Yi'ai's ears from time to time.
"Famous quickly? The house concubine is so strong, right?"
"What's the use of having a good background? I'm afraid I've already been hollowed out by wine and lust if I often miss Qinlou and Chuguan!"
"Hey, he looks like a weak scholar. I didn't expect to have such a secret. People who want to come and see can't just look at the statement."
The man's dignity was provoked, and Fang Yi felt sullen in his heart, and muttered behind his back: "Hurry up? Hurry up! Tell me if the Hunyuan Heart Sutra has a blessing effect, we must try it after the crime of deceiving the emperor is resolved."
After You Zizhang successfully aroused everyone's interest, he saw that Fang Yiai, who had been domineering and domineering, had not moved for a long time, and he who was a little bit jealous at first, had no worries at the moment, so he chuckled and began to talk about his half True and half false, the secret story of embellishment.
"Everyone doesn't know that Fang Consort has a nickname, but not many people know about it."
You Zizhang's deliberately low tone, combined with his mysterious expression, aroused everyone's curiosity again. With curious expressions, the big guys asked about Fang Yiai's nickname by coincidence.
"The son-in-law gave him the nickname Chang'an Wuying Gun, but we all like to call him an embroidered pillow."
After finishing speaking, You Zizhang gave Fang Yiai a blank look on purpose, seeing him standing in the corner with his sleeves in his hands without saying a word, he subconsciously thought that Fang Yiai was frightened by the torture rod, and became honest these days separated.
"Embroidered pillows? What does that mean?"
"Hey, hey, don't you read any books?"
"Nonsense, if I can read, what kind of martial arts field did I pass the exam!"
"Don't worry, let me tell you slowly. The embroidered pillow looks good, right? But, it's just a bag of straw inside. In other words, it looks bright and bright, but it's actually a straw bag."
As soon as the "embroidered pillow" was explained, everyone let out an "oh" at first, and then roared with laughter, looking at Fang Yi'ai with even more disdain.
Seeing that all the people in the earthen house were led by You Zizhang's crooked words, Fang Yiai snorted coldly, wanting to refute, but was afraid of attracting more people to watch, and the alias matter would be smashed by others , On the contrary, the gain outweighs the loss.
Thinking clearly about the pros and cons, Fang Yiai resisted the displeasure in her heart and stood there silently reciting Sun Tzu's Art of War.
Fang Yiai's forbearance out of the balance of the situation, in the eyes of everyone, is really guilty and cowardly. Reminiscent of the fact that he was beaten fifty times by the Queen's order, the illusion in the hearts of You Zizhang and others deepened again. The last shred of fear towards this "deserter son-in-law", together with the sound of ridicule, vanished into thin air.
After the laughter fell, a fat man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks asked You Zizhang in confusion: "Young Master You, we can understand the embroidered pillow, but what does the Chang'an Shadowless Gun mean?"
Hearing the question, You Zizhang immediately preached the draft that he had made in his heart, "Chang'an Wuying Spear does not mean that Fang Concubine's martial arts are superb, but his marksmanship is very fast, and you can see it before you see it clearly." Close the gun."
The long-term martial arts practice made everyone's thinking a little rigid, and most of them were still unmarried young men, so few people could understand what You Zizhang meant.
"You put away the gun before you saw it clearly? How can you say it's not superb with such a fast marksmanship?"
"That's right, I heard that Fang Concubine learned martial arts from Marshal Qin. Could it be that he has learned the Qin family's marksmanship?"
"The Qin family's gun is known for its strength and strength, so it shouldn't be too dexterous, right? The Luo family's gun is said to have been created by Jiang Wei during the Three Kingdoms period. It is a famous flower gun."
Everyone, you didn't say a word, but instead you made You Zizhang's crooked statement of deliberately laughing at Fang Yiai, and forcibly related it to the marksmanship of the Qin and Luo families. Seeing this, You Zizhang secretly scolded a group of reckless people, and then explained: : "I told you, you all guessed wrong. Fang Concubine's marksmanship is neither the Qin family's spear nor the Luo's family's spear, but"
As he spoke, You Zizhang raised his eyebrows and smirked, "It was brought from the mother's womb."
As soon as this remark came out, there was laughter in the earthen room, and everyone suddenly realized that they all looked at Fang Yiai with sympathetic eyes.
The dignity was provoked one after another, Fang Yiai was furious, pointed at You Zizhang, and said coldly in a low tone: "You Zizhang, you are enough!"
Being targeted by Fang Yiai, You Zizhang was not angry but happy, and then said to everyone with a serious expression, "Everyone stop laughing, didn't you see that our house son-in-law is unhappy?"
Fang Yiai didn't expect that You Zizhang would continue to laugh at herself, and in extreme anger, she clenched her hands into fists, wishing to rush up and beat him up.
Seeing that Fang Yiai's cheeks were flushed, the smiles on everyone's faces became even brighter. They didn't dare to mock Fang Yiai directly, but there is a saying that everyone shouts and beats Fang Yiai. They don't usually have much fun. A good opportunity for the son-in-law of the Tang Dynasty?
"Fang Concubine, I know an old Chinese doctor, can I introduce you to you sometime?"
"Isn't He the first brother-in-law's brother-in-law? I heard that his golden needle technique is unique in Xinglin. Otherwise, when he comes back from visiting relatives, you can ask him to try it?"
"That's right, He Bangshou's medical skills are extremely superb. I guess he won't refuse if you godbrother asks to be a godbrother."
"Yeah, this matter is related to the second half of the son-in-law's life, don't be embarrassed, don't hold back, don't work hard!"
Everyone's "good intentions" persuasion caused a burst of ridicule again in the earthen house, and Fang Yiai's face was flushed by the words, not because of embarrassment, but because of anger.
"Fang Jun! You must be calm! There are so many people in the school field now, if things go wrong, they will inevitably be recognized!"
Forcibly restraining the anger in her heart, Fang Yiai waved her big sleeves, then closed her eyes and read the document silently, only waiting to return to the Qin Mansion with the document after listening to the words of the school lieutenant.
But heaven failed, You Zizhang, who had been robbed of love by Fang Yiai before, seemed to have changed his temper when he saw that his old enemy remained silent. After thinking about it, I decided to be ashamed and ashamed of this "deserter son-in-law".
"Fang Concubine, how did you run back from Yanmen Pass? Yanmen Pass is a full three hundred miles away from Chang'an City. How did you walk back?"
Seeing You Zizhang biting herself and not letting go, Fang Yiai cursed secretly, wishing she could kick the donkey to death, and murmured in her heart: "You Zizhang, I advise you to stop and not go too far in everything. "
"Oh, it seems to have crawled back." Seeing that Fang Yiai closed his eyes and turned a deaf ear, You Zizhang smirked, "Could it be that you got out?"
"Haha, did you come back?"
"No way, did you come back three hundred miles away? Wouldn't that be disfigured?"
Listening to the more and more excessive ridicule in my ears, the anger in Fang Yi's heart gradually rose, and You Zizhang's next words poured on the anger in Fang Yi's heart like a bucket of kerosene .
"Fang Concubine, it's been a while since you came back. Have you heard the rumors about Chang'an City? I heard that there is a Master Bianji in Huichang Temple in Jinchengfang"
(End of this chapter)
The comment of "silver-like wax gun head" made Fang Yiai a little displeased. Looking towards the source of the voice, a familiar face came into his sight immediately.
"You Zizhang?" Fang Yiai frowned slightly when she saw the person who laughed at her. After piecing together the broken memory fragments, she fully recalled You Zizhang's identity.
You Zizhang is Fang Yiai's childhood friend, and his father is Qin Qiong's sworn brother, You Junda, the general soldier of Yulinguan.
A few years ago, You Zizhang and Fang Yiai, who had long since ceased to exist, often wandered around the Qinlou Chu Pavilion together. However, because of a Jiangnan oiran, these two wine and meat buddies broke up completely, so that on the day of the wedding, You Zizhang was suffocated. Deliberately pouring Fang Yiai a jar of royal wine, which caused his sudden death from drinking.
Looking at You Zizhang, who was smiling and staring at her with disdain, Fang Yiai was a little dazed, thinking, "Fang Jun was drunk and died suddenly by him before, so it's cheaper for me, who also died of drinking. Modern people, should I be grateful to him, or should I hate him?"
Looking back on the past, Fang Yiai gave a wry smile and murmured "Fate makes people fool", she stopped thinking about it, stood at the corner with her hands folded, and waited for the arrival of the school lieutenant with peace of mind.
Seeing that Fang Yiai bowed his head and said nothing, the smile on You Zizhang's face, who had been robbed of his love by him before, became a little stronger. He planned to take the opportunity to beat the dog in the water, and then he raised his voice and said loudly: "Fang Concubine, I think you were famous in Pingkangfang back then, I wonder if it has changed now?"
Hearing the interesting anecdote about the "deserter's son-in-law", the people in the earthen house suddenly became interested, and they all whispered to each other, and the sound of "cutting" with ridicule and contempt, like mushrooms after a spring rain, rang in Fang Yi'ai's ears from time to time.
"Famous quickly? The house concubine is so strong, right?"
"What's the use of having a good background? I'm afraid I've already been hollowed out by wine and lust if I often miss Qinlou and Chuguan!"
"Hey, he looks like a weak scholar. I didn't expect to have such a secret. People who want to come and see can't just look at the statement."
The man's dignity was provoked, and Fang Yi felt sullen in his heart, and muttered behind his back: "Hurry up? Hurry up! Tell me if the Hunyuan Heart Sutra has a blessing effect, we must try it after the crime of deceiving the emperor is resolved."
After You Zizhang successfully aroused everyone's interest, he saw that Fang Yiai, who had been domineering and domineering, had not moved for a long time, and he who was a little bit jealous at first, had no worries at the moment, so he chuckled and began to talk about his half True and half false, the secret story of embellishment.
"Everyone doesn't know that Fang Consort has a nickname, but not many people know about it."
You Zizhang's deliberately low tone, combined with his mysterious expression, aroused everyone's curiosity again. With curious expressions, the big guys asked about Fang Yiai's nickname by coincidence.
"The son-in-law gave him the nickname Chang'an Wuying Gun, but we all like to call him an embroidered pillow."
After finishing speaking, You Zizhang gave Fang Yiai a blank look on purpose, seeing him standing in the corner with his sleeves in his hands without saying a word, he subconsciously thought that Fang Yiai was frightened by the torture rod, and became honest these days separated.
"Embroidered pillows? What does that mean?"
"Hey, hey, don't you read any books?"
"Nonsense, if I can read, what kind of martial arts field did I pass the exam!"
"Don't worry, let me tell you slowly. The embroidered pillow looks good, right? But, it's just a bag of straw inside. In other words, it looks bright and bright, but it's actually a straw bag."
As soon as the "embroidered pillow" was explained, everyone let out an "oh" at first, and then roared with laughter, looking at Fang Yi'ai with even more disdain.
Seeing that all the people in the earthen house were led by You Zizhang's crooked words, Fang Yiai snorted coldly, wanting to refute, but was afraid of attracting more people to watch, and the alias matter would be smashed by others , On the contrary, the gain outweighs the loss.
Thinking clearly about the pros and cons, Fang Yiai resisted the displeasure in her heart and stood there silently reciting Sun Tzu's Art of War.
Fang Yiai's forbearance out of the balance of the situation, in the eyes of everyone, is really guilty and cowardly. Reminiscent of the fact that he was beaten fifty times by the Queen's order, the illusion in the hearts of You Zizhang and others deepened again. The last shred of fear towards this "deserter son-in-law", together with the sound of ridicule, vanished into thin air.
After the laughter fell, a fat man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks asked You Zizhang in confusion: "Young Master You, we can understand the embroidered pillow, but what does the Chang'an Shadowless Gun mean?"
Hearing the question, You Zizhang immediately preached the draft that he had made in his heart, "Chang'an Wuying Spear does not mean that Fang Concubine's martial arts are superb, but his marksmanship is very fast, and you can see it before you see it clearly." Close the gun."
The long-term martial arts practice made everyone's thinking a little rigid, and most of them were still unmarried young men, so few people could understand what You Zizhang meant.
"You put away the gun before you saw it clearly? How can you say it's not superb with such a fast marksmanship?"
"That's right, I heard that Fang Concubine learned martial arts from Marshal Qin. Could it be that he has learned the Qin family's marksmanship?"
"The Qin family's gun is known for its strength and strength, so it shouldn't be too dexterous, right? The Luo family's gun is said to have been created by Jiang Wei during the Three Kingdoms period. It is a famous flower gun."
Everyone, you didn't say a word, but instead you made You Zizhang's crooked statement of deliberately laughing at Fang Yiai, and forcibly related it to the marksmanship of the Qin and Luo families. Seeing this, You Zizhang secretly scolded a group of reckless people, and then explained: : "I told you, you all guessed wrong. Fang Concubine's marksmanship is neither the Qin family's spear nor the Luo's family's spear, but"
As he spoke, You Zizhang raised his eyebrows and smirked, "It was brought from the mother's womb."
As soon as this remark came out, there was laughter in the earthen room, and everyone suddenly realized that they all looked at Fang Yiai with sympathetic eyes.
The dignity was provoked one after another, Fang Yiai was furious, pointed at You Zizhang, and said coldly in a low tone: "You Zizhang, you are enough!"
Being targeted by Fang Yiai, You Zizhang was not angry but happy, and then said to everyone with a serious expression, "Everyone stop laughing, didn't you see that our house son-in-law is unhappy?"
Fang Yiai didn't expect that You Zizhang would continue to laugh at herself, and in extreme anger, she clenched her hands into fists, wishing to rush up and beat him up.
Seeing that Fang Yiai's cheeks were flushed, the smiles on everyone's faces became even brighter. They didn't dare to mock Fang Yiai directly, but there is a saying that everyone shouts and beats Fang Yiai. They don't usually have much fun. A good opportunity for the son-in-law of the Tang Dynasty?
"Fang Concubine, I know an old Chinese doctor, can I introduce you to you sometime?"
"Isn't He the first brother-in-law's brother-in-law? I heard that his golden needle technique is unique in Xinglin. Otherwise, when he comes back from visiting relatives, you can ask him to try it?"
"That's right, He Bangshou's medical skills are extremely superb. I guess he won't refuse if you godbrother asks to be a godbrother."
"Yeah, this matter is related to the second half of the son-in-law's life, don't be embarrassed, don't hold back, don't work hard!"
Everyone's "good intentions" persuasion caused a burst of ridicule again in the earthen house, and Fang Yiai's face was flushed by the words, not because of embarrassment, but because of anger.
"Fang Jun! You must be calm! There are so many people in the school field now, if things go wrong, they will inevitably be recognized!"
Forcibly restraining the anger in her heart, Fang Yiai waved her big sleeves, then closed her eyes and read the document silently, only waiting to return to the Qin Mansion with the document after listening to the words of the school lieutenant.
But heaven failed, You Zizhang, who had been robbed of love by Fang Yiai before, seemed to have changed his temper when he saw that his old enemy remained silent. After thinking about it, I decided to be ashamed and ashamed of this "deserter son-in-law".
"Fang Concubine, how did you run back from Yanmen Pass? Yanmen Pass is a full three hundred miles away from Chang'an City. How did you walk back?"
Seeing You Zizhang biting herself and not letting go, Fang Yiai cursed secretly, wishing she could kick the donkey to death, and murmured in her heart: "You Zizhang, I advise you to stop and not go too far in everything. "
"Oh, it seems to have crawled back." Seeing that Fang Yiai closed his eyes and turned a deaf ear, You Zizhang smirked, "Could it be that you got out?"
"Haha, did you come back?"
"No way, did you come back three hundred miles away? Wouldn't that be disfigured?"
Listening to the more and more excessive ridicule in my ears, the anger in Fang Yi's heart gradually rose, and You Zizhang's next words poured on the anger in Fang Yi's heart like a bucket of kerosene .
"Fang Concubine, it's been a while since you came back. Have you heard the rumors about Chang'an City? I heard that there is a Master Bianji in Huichang Temple in Jinchengfang"
(End of this chapter)
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