Rebirth of the Tang Dynasty's strongest consort

Chapter 268
The self-important You Zizhang boasted to Haikou, and everyone's blood boiled when they heard it, and they all waited to see how Yiai, the "deserter's son-in-law" who had done the trick, would make a fool of himself in the future.

Looking at You Zizhang with an arrogant expression, Fang Yiai sneered secretly, "You look so arrogant, I don't know how you will climb out of the school yard later?"

Thinking about it, recalling the scene where Xie Yuan and Zhang Wen climbed the street, Fang Yiai felt a little pity, "It's a pity that Ba Lin is not here, otherwise he will definitely pull you out of the school grounds."

Seeing Fang Yiai standing there silently sneering, You Zizhang and the others were very puzzled. Could it be that Fang Jun was beaten into a fool?Why do you have the leisure to laugh out loud while watching yourself make a fool of yourself?
In this way, You Zizhang, who didn’t know what to do, and the general warriors, with disdainful and incomprehensible expressions, walked out of the earth house one after another, ready to witness the ability of the "embroidered pillow" son-in-law with their own eyes.

Seeing everyone going out one after another, Fang Yi'ai was not in a hurry. He was afraid that people would recognize his pseudonym, and he wished someone would come to "cover him", so he stood in place unhurriedly, hoping to wait until the big guys had all walked out of the earthen house. Then go out.

Walking out of the room, seeing Fang Yiai standing motionless in the corner with her sleeves in her sleeves, You Zizhang believed even more that his playmate and old enemy was an idiot, so he sneered and asked, "Fang Yi'ai Son-in-law, why haven't you come out yet? Could it be that you don't intend to compete?"

You Zizhang's taunting words came out, and everyone saw that Fang Yi'ai did not move, and the contempt in their eyes increased a bit, and the memory of being thrown away by Fang Yi'ai before was already selectively forgotten by them.

"House concubine? Can't walk anymore? Do you need me to help you out?"

"Hey, the majestic Wuying gun room consort, how could you help me?"

"Yeah, I think we can escape from the heavily guarded Yanmen Pass and still need you to help us? The concubine said you should change your name and tell Fang to run away."

Hearing the mocking sound of you and me outside the house, the corners of Fang Yi'ai's mouth slightly raised, and then she walked out of the earthen house and stood in front of everyone.

"I was a little obsessed with thinking about things just now, and I kept everyone waiting for a long time." After handing over to You Zizhang and others, Fang Yiai looked around deliberately, and saw that there were no pedestrians around, and her heart was hanging. fell down.

"Aren't you afraid? Let's go, old friend!" As he spoke, You Zizhang grabbed the housing widow's wrist, and led him straight to the soap yellow flag not far away.

On the way, You Zizhang let out a smirk, leaned into Fang Yi'ai's ear, and whispered, "Fang Yi'ai, I heard that you belittled Princess Xiangcheng after drinking? I don't know how she compares to that oiran back then."

Before You Zizhang could finish his words, the hand holding Fang Yiai's wrist was knocked down by Fang Yiai with a cold face.

Hearing that You Zizhang compared Xiangcheng with the oiran of Pingkangfang, he felt displeased with Fang Yiai, who had an inexplicable affection for Xiangcheng, stopped, and said to You Zizhang in a cold voice: "Princess Xiangcheng is Long live eldest daughter, this matter concerns the face of the royal family, I advise you to be careful!"

"You also understand Xiao Rui's character. If I remember correctly, Xiao Yu seems to be the Minister of the Ministry of War, right? He is in charge of Uncle You, the general soldier of Yulin Pass!"

Half indifferently and half jokingly told You Zizhang the pros and cons, Fang Yiai stepped forward quickly, and after leaving You Zizhang's sight, a glint of prey flashed again in his eyes like cold pools.

You Zizhang was speechless by Fang Yiai's words, stood still for a while, and then said bitterly: "You are the one who underestimated the princess of Xiangcheng! If it weren't for your father being the chief civil official, you I'm afraid the head has fallen to the ground!"

After finishing speaking, You Zizhang felt puzzled, looked at Fang Yiai's back, and muttered in a low voice, "My daughter-in-law has cheated on the monk, so you can see how useless you are, and punish you to go to Yanmen Gate to guard the gate, I'm afraid it's not the empress Did you put water on purpose for your daughter?"

You Zizhang's words were not much louder than the sound of a mosquito, and Fang Yiai, who was walking towards the flag of Zaohuang, raised his back slightly, and then his hands made a clucking sound like fried beans.

Although Fang Yiai has already won Gao Yang's heart by relying on his ability, the records seen from the unofficial history in his previous life are still like a layer of haze. Stirring up his stomach, he murmured silently: "Bianji? I will find a chance to meet him in the future, so that he will give up his heart!"

Arriving at the Zaohuang flag, there are stone piers and iron buttons on both sides of the flagpole. The two kinds of weight-lifting utensils are square, and there is an empty slot at the top, which is used for people to grab and use force.

According to the weight of the stone piers, they are: two hundred catties, 280 catties, and 350 catties.

And the iron buttons are indeed much heavier, namely, five hundred catties, seven hundred catties, and nine hundred catties.

Standing under the soap yellow flag, looking at the heaviest [-]-jin iron button engraved with an elephant pattern, Fang Yiai rubbed her nose and thought, "If I use the Hunyuan Heart Sutra, I might be able to lift it up too." Right? I don’t know Shu’er’s expression when she sees me raising the iron button? Will she get excited and yell to give birth to Xiaofang Jun?”

While Fang Yiai was smiling and dreaming, You Zizhang and others came to the banner one after another, looking at the "deserter's son-in-law" who arrived first, their faces were full of disdain, how could they guess what Fang Yiai was thinking.

"Fang son-in-law, will you come first? Or should I come first?" With that said, You Zizhang took off his robe and handed it to a familiar warrior beside him.

Facing You Zizhang's question, Fang Yiai smiled slightly, cupped his hands and said, "Brother You please go first, Fang Jun will follow."

"Okay, then I won't be polite." After finishing speaking, You Zizhang strode to the stone pier, and saw that he seemed to be strolling in the garden, lifting the two hundred catties of stone pier effortlessly , and still with one hand.

Although most of the people present could lift a [-]-jin stone pier, those who could lift it with ease like You Zizhang couldn't lift it with one hand.

After lifting the stone pier, You Zizhang did not put it down in a hurry, but walked forward slowly, and stretched out the other palm to lift the 280-jin stone pier.

Lifting a stone pier weighing 480 jin with both hands obviously requires much more strength than lifting a stone pier weighing [-] jin with both hands. The reason why You Zizhang did this was to scare Fang Yiai. Show off your power in front of your old enemy.

Seeing You Zizhang holding a stone pier in one hand, the crowd around the audience applauded, and some even called out the nicknames "Little Yuanqing" and "Little Silver Hammer".

"Little Yuanqing? Little Silver Hammer?" After thinking for a while, Fang Yiai gradually remembered that these two names were You Zizhang's nickname based on the memory fragments in his mind.

You Zizhang learned martial arts from You Junda since he was a child, but he didn't like the five-strand Tuotiancha and the Sun Moon Chaoyang Dao handed down in his family. He thought that the family's martial arts paid too much attention to skills. For this sentence, he was often beaten by You Junda, Wang Junke, Luo Tong and other generals who used knives and guns as weapons, but even so, he was still a bastard. He didn't talk about it when he died, and he wanted to learn Zhao Wang Li Yuanba's hammering method. In the end, You Junda had no choice but to let him learn the double hammer, which is why he got the nicknames "Xiao Yuanqing" and "Little Silver Hammer".

At first, You Zizhang nicknamed himself "Xiao Yuanba" and "Little Lei Gong", but in the end, out of taboo against the royal family, he changed to the nickname "Silver Hammer Taibao Pei Yuanqing".

It is precisely because of using a hammer since he was a child that You Zizhang's arms are far superior to those of his peers, so he can lift a stone pier weighing two hundred catties with one hand without any effort.

Although everyone admired You Zizhang's arm strength, Fang Yi'ai didn't take it seriously. In his opinion, unless the strength is absolutely suppressed to win by brute force, it is likely to be killed by a flexible general with knives and guns. After all, Li Yuanba was once stabbed in the calf by Luo Cheng with a flower gun.

After holding up the stone pier for about 20 seconds, You Zizhang put down the stone pier with unsatisfied enthusiasm, turned around and looked at Fang Yiai, with a look of bravado on his brows.

Amid the compliments from everyone, You Zizhang clapped his palms proudly, cupped his fists and said, "House Consort, please!"

As soon as Fang Yi said the word "good", his voice was covered by overwhelming voices of persuasion.

"Hey, house concubine, it's better to save yourself for the sake of taking a breath."

"Yeah, don't let Shidun get tired of shitting and peeing, and Princess Gao Yang will wash your clothes for you!"

"Fang Consort, why don't you and Young Master You run a race? I guess you can run all the way back to Chang'an from Yanmen Pass. Your feet must be stronger than your arms."

As soon as the sarcasm of "race" came out, everyone roared with laughter. After all, people who don't know the truth, who would believe that a cowardly rich dude who ran away from battle would lift a stone pier weighing two hundred catties?

(End of this chapter)