Rebirth of the Tang Dynasty's strongest consort

Chapter 296 There Are Dinosaurs

After mistakenly identifying Fang Yiai as You Zizhang, although You Junda was cursing, his hand had already grabbed Fang Yiai's wrist.

"Son, follow daddy, let's go teach that brat Hou Ba Lin a lesson."

Saying that, You Junda tiptoed towards Hou Balin's residence.

Being pulled forward by him, Fang Yiai frowned and thought to herself, "He called me my son? Why are you running away from me as a senior!"

"Wait, he wants to teach Hou Balin a lesson? What is he teaching my third brother?! Who is this grandson!"

The two came to Houbalin's gate, looked up at the moon sky covered by dark clouds, and You Junda whispered, "After a while, dad rushes in and beats him violently, son, you can guard the door for dad."

Saying that, You Junda took out a bamboo stick from the sleeve, and carefully put it upright in the crack of the door.

Seeing You Junda fiddle with the door latch with a bamboo stick, Fang Yiai was quite surprised, "Yo, I didn't realize that, he's still a habitual offender!"

Seeing that Hou Balin was about to be beaten violently by the blind man in black in his sleep, Fang Yiai naturally would not sit idly by. After some thought, just as You Junda was about to fiddle with the latch, Fang Yiai stretched out her hand and patted the door open. Patting him on the shoulder, the palms that contained true energy had already clenched into steel fists in the sleeves.

"Why? Son? Don't make trouble."

Seeing You Junda turning his head, Fang Yiai pointed to the soapy-yellow flag in the distance, deliberately lowered his voice and said, "Look, there are dinosaurs!"

"Dinosaur?" You Junda was startled for a moment, then looked in the direction Fang Yiai was pointing at, and asked curiously, "Dinosaur? What the hell is a dinosaur?"

As soon as the words fell, Fang Yiai's fist like the wind had already hit You Junda in the face.

You Junda never imagined that his son would attack and beat him, so he was caught off guard, and Fang Yiai punched him in the temple. Stars flashed in his eyes. He was beaten by Fang Yiai from his son's generation.

"Wang Baduan, who is your son!"

"You ran away from me, a big boy!"

"I'm telling you, my young master, I'm the royal concubine!" Fang Yiai slipped out of the mouth when the fight started.

You Junda covered his head with both hands, and scolded: "My son-in-law? Who the hell are you?!"

Fang Yiai made a sudden ruthless move, so naturally she would not easily reveal her identity. After a little thought, this "Wen Chao Gong" immediately ran on the train, "Master, I am the imperial son-in-law, which one is your son? What do you want to do with me?" You deserve a beating just like your feet, and you will be beaten to death!"

Fang Yi loves to fight, You Junda complains endlessly, and at the same time, the eldest grandson Chong who lives in the back row suddenly sneezes, the poor young man who didn't know it was caused by man-made disasters, but still fell asleep .

"What's the point? Young Master? Grandson, I will remember."

In the middle of You Junda's words, Fang Yiai kicked Fang Yiai's lower abdomen. Taking advantage of the time when You Junda was holding his belly and screaming loudly, Fang Yiai got away and quickly rushed to his residence under the hazy moonlight .

Not long after Fang Yiai left, a group of testers who heard the screams came out of the room one after another. These people who practiced martial arts since they were young naturally would not be afraid of any villains and robbers. Seeing the masked You Junda lying on the ground crying, The big guys were gearing up one by one, and tied the deputy chief examiner of martial arts into a dumpling.

After regaining his senses, he saw that he was tied up like a rice dumpling, and You Junda, who was stealing chickens and eating rice, became angry from embarrassment, and cursed: "What are you doing! I am the general soldier of Yulinguan, why tie me up! Untie it quickly!" !"

Fang Yiai had just walked to the door of her room, and when she heard You Junda's scolding, she felt that she had caused a catastrophe, she quickly got out and ran into the room, and changed into a new set of clothes.

Just when Fang Yiai was holding the old clothes and didn't know where to put them, the awakened Yuchi Baolin and Hou Balin came together, wanting to see if the eldest brother was in danger.

"Brother, are you alright?"

"Brother, what are you doing?"

Although they knew that Fang Yi'ai's martial arts were much better than their own, but out of the younger brother's standpoint, the two of them still greeted Fang Yi'ai for a while.

Hearing You Junda's yelling and scolding from time to time, Fang Yi's heart was in a mess. After thinking for a while, he couldn't help but think of the unlucky eldest Sun Chong again.

"My dear brothers, where is Chang Sun Chong's residence?"

"It's in the fifth room on the left in the back row. What does Big Brother want him for?"

Knowing Changsun Chong's residence, Fang Yiai let out a smirk, and quickly ran out of the room with the changed clothes in her arms, and came to Changsun Chong's door like a gust of wind.

Because the residence was far away from the place where You Junda was yelling, and because of the thunderous snoring, Chang Sun Chong didn't hear the vice-examiner's yelling.

Side ear leaned in front of the door, listening to the thunderous snoring in the room, Fang Yiai smiled slightly, kicked the already simple birch door.

With a vigorous kick, the latch behind the door panel snapped in two, and Chang Sun Chong, who was sleeping, was also awakened by the movement.

Turning over and getting off the bed, Chang Sun Chong quickly put on a posture and asked loudly, "Who is it!"

"There's a courier!" Fang Yiai babbled nonsense, and casually threw the changed clothes into the room.

Sun Chong, who hadn't woken up yet, was startled when he saw a black mass being thrown into the room, and asked cautiously, "Quick, express? What is express?"

"Dinosaur!" After leaving an important clue, Fang Yi'ai, who had succeeded in bringing the disaster to the east, disappeared into the night with a squeak, leaving only Chang Sun Chong staring at the clothes in front of him, scratching his head and scolding his mother, "What the **** delivery? What is a dinosaur? What the hell is this!"

Panting and running back to the room, Fang Yiai closed the door, squatted on the ground, covered her mouth and laughed loudly.

Seeing the elder brother's crazy appearance, Yuchi Baolin and Hou Balin scratched their heads repeatedly, took out the scythe and lit the candles, and couldn't help asking why Fang Yiai was laughing.

"Brother, what are you laughing at? Could it be that you went to sneak attack Changsun Chong?"

"No way, it's not like you don't know our elder brother's martial arts skills. Hitting Zhang Sun Chong in the open is like hitting a chick, and you still need a sneak attack?"

Just as the two were guessing whether they were compatible or not, You Junda, who was untied, had already started looking for the "cheap son" one by one.

Arriving in front of Fang Yiai's door, thinking of Fang Yiai's status as the imperial son-in-law, You Junda suddenly lost his temper, kicked open the door, but saw Yuchi Baolin and Hou Balin who were like wolves and tigers.

"Fang Jun, you motherfucker"

Before You Junda could finish his yelling, the two younger brothers scolded him back, "Damn you!"

You Junda was about to get angry, but remembered the identities of the two, looked at the two younger brothers standing on both sides of the frail Fang Yiai, no one was higher than my father in terms of grade, and even if he could beat him in terms of skill, now he was beaten by a black man. How could he beat three people with six fists when he turned around?

The discouraged You Junda muttered, "I, Yuchi Baolin? Hou Balin? What are you doing here!"

Hou Balin didn't have a good opinion of You Junda at all, and this master insulted his elder brother as soon as he opened his mouth, so naturally he didn't have anything good to say about him, "Let's chat for a while, okay!"

Seeing Hou Balin's stabbing appearance, You Junda wanted to cut him alive, but how dare he beat the boss's son on the surface?You Junda snorted coldly after eating, and turned to Fang Yiai and asked: "Fang Jun, let me ask you, what are you and He Zudao?"

Halfway through the conversation, thinking of the rumors that Fang Yiai and "He Zudao" were sworn brothers by decree, and thinking of the words that the man in black had scolded "He Zudao" during the fight, You Junda felt that he had found the wrong person, and smiled embarrassingly. , turned and exited the door.

Followed by a group of Shizi who didn't know what to do and just watched the excitement, You Junda finally stood in front of Chang Sun Chong's door after some twists and turns.

"Changsun Wuji's son? Changsun Chong? He was engaged to Princess Changle before, so he can be counted as half a son-in-law, right?"

"By the way! He seems to have a grudge against He Zudao! His younger brother who belongs to Zhou Yu seems to be vomiting blood by He Zudao!"

Thinking of this, You Junda was furious, and kicked towards the door that was just closed by Changsun Chong.

Because the door latch was kicked by Fang Yiai before, the half-covered door was opened by You Junda with a light touch, but You Junda, who was angry and tried his best, felt that his center of gravity was unsteady, and a horse came suddenly .

Just as Chang Sun Chong lay down, he saw the door of the room being kicked open again. After hearing a bunch of strange words, he suddenly lost his temper. Here we go! What are you doing with this rag? Am I collecting rags?"

As he spoke, Chang Sun Chong reached out to pick up the black robe on the ground, and threw it over You Junda's cheek.

Covered by the robe, You Junda took off his shirt in a panic and cursed at him. Chang Sun Chong, who was ready for a fight, lit the candle at the same time.

With the help of candlelight, You Junda suddenly saw the hem of the clothes torn by Fang Yiai. Reminiscent of the scene where the man in black tore his clothes and masked his face, You Junda even believed that Chang Sun Chong was the masked man who suddenly attacked him. Face people.

Due to Changsun Wuji's power, You Junda, who was so angry that his temples were throbbing, said tremblingly, "Where did this shirt come from?"

After seeing You Junda's appearance clearly, Chang Sun Chong felt that he had said something wrong. Seeing that the deputy chief examiner came to inquire, he repeated the inexplicable words he had just heard.

"Just now a grandson kicked open the door of my room and threw this dress in."

"He was still talking about express delivery, dinosaurs and so on."

Hearing the word "dinosaur", You Junda cursed loudly, rushed in front of Changsun Chong, and immediately cast the crazy boxing technique.

"Dinosaur, I call you a dinosaur, I'm afraid you're a big-headed ghost!"

"Return to the son-in-law, I have to beat you today so you don't even know your mother!"

(End of this chapter)