Fairy little farmer

Chapter 1 into a fake group

As a college student who just graduated, Yang Tian's life is indeed a bit miserable.

I lost the job I found, my girlfriend ran away with others, and even the old man Yang who adopted me since childhood passed away last month.

According to the words of the villagers, Yang Tian may have attended a fake university.

Now Yang Tian has not only become a loner, but also owes more than 20 in debt to treat old man Yang.

Now that people and money are empty, Yang Tian has no way out, so he has to go home and farm.

In the early morning of this day, Yang Tian looked at the peaches that were about to ripen on the mountain, and began to worry about the sales.

I heard that Xiao Zhang from the next-door village used WeChat to promote his vegetables, which not only opened up sales, but also made tens of thousands of dollars.

So Yang Tian also opened WeChat and clicked on people nearby.

Chang'e fairy, within 100 meters.

Taishang Laojun, within 100 meters.

Uri Xingjun, within 200 meters.

……

"Um, what the hell are these?"

Yang Tian looked at these unusual nicknames with a look of astonishment.

Could it be that the gods also play WeChat now?
With doubts in his heart, Yang Tian clicked on the portrait of Monkey King.

Unexpectedly, the area is actually displayed as Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave, and even the signature is "Heavenly Equaling Heaven, the Western Fighting God and Buddha.".

In order to find out, Yang Tian immediately applied to add Monkey King as a friend.

It didn't take long for the other party to agree to Yang Tian's application, and took the initiative to send a message "Young man, are you willing to become the mortal agent of Xianjia products?".

Let me go, when did the micro-business development offline also start to pay attention to the outer packaging?This method of fooling people is simply one set.

Yang Tian sighed and replied "yes".

Since it was confirmed that it was Weishang, Yang Tian planned to tease him well.

Unexpectedly, the other party immediately pulled Yang Tian into a group called "Xianjia WeChat Group".

Third Prince Nezha: "Wow, there are newcomers joining, welcome."

Fairy Chang'e: "It turns out that the profile picture is a little fresh meat. Don't grab it from me any of you. I'll take this guy. Little fresh meat, come to the bowl quickly."

The Jade Emperor: "Chang'e, don't be a nymphomaniac. For hundreds of years, all the beautiful men in the heavens have been harmed by you. If you continue to do this, the Xianjia WeChat group will be disbanded."

Erlang Shen: "Uncle, don't talk about those useless things, newcomers join the group, let him send red envelopes."

Shunfeng Er: "Yes, newcomers, don't drown, hurry up and send out red envelopes."

……

At this moment, Yang Tian was completely dumbfounded.

Yang Tian seriously suspected that he joined a fake group.

Could it be that this is really a fairy family WeChat group composed of gods from all walks of life?

But which god is like this?None of them looked serious.

This group of ghosts and snake gods is completely different from the majestic image Yang Tian saw on TV, and they are all talking nonsense in a serious manner.

Monkey King: "Okay, all of you stop making trouble, this is my grandson's newly recruited agent in the mortal world, don't scare him away."

Zhu Bajie: "Brother Monkey, since this is the case, then you have to give him a red envelope."

Taishang Laojun: "That's right, Great Sage, send a red envelope quickly. Since your Huaguoshan developed a new variety, I can't taste the fruits in the Pantao Garden."

Xiao Tiangou: "My lord, hurry up, we are all waiting for the red envelopes. Speaking of the fruits of Huaguoshan, my mouth is watering three thousand feet."

Great Sage Equaling Heaven: "Fuck off, what kind of fruit can you Erlang God's follower eat? It's not too bad to eat dog food, but Halazi is really disgusting."

"Everyone get ready, I'm going to give out red envelopes."

Monkey King finished teasing Roaring Dog, and immediately posted an emoji.

Now the group is quiet, everyone is waiting for Monkey King to send out red envelopes.

Yang Tian is no exception, no matter it is a real group or a fake group, as long as there is a red envelope, it must be snatched.

"Dudu, here comes the red envelope."

After a while, the second-hand domestic thousand yuan mobile phone in Yang Tian's hand issued a red envelope reminder sound.

It was too late to say, but it was so fast, as soon as the red envelope jumped out, Yang Tian quickly clicked in.

"Slow hands, the red envelopes are over."

"Damn, what kind of hand speed is this!"

Looking at the prompt on the screen, Yang Tian felt a little helpless.

The hand speed I have practiced for 24 years as a single is already fast enough. I didn't expect these people to be faster than me. How long has it been single!

After clicking on "Look at everyone's luck", Yang Tian was stunned again.

Taishang Laojun was the luckiest, and grabbed three Yannian Yishou peach exchange coupons.

Uri Xingjun snatched two half-price discount cards from Huaguoshan Fruit Shop.

Fairy Chang'e snatched a kiwi fruit exchange coupon for beauty and beauty.

……

What the hell are exchange coupons and discount cards?

Isn't WeChat red envelopes all cash?Is there a new function in WeChat?
But he didn't grab the red envelopes, and Yang Tian didn't know how to use them.

Had to return to the chat dialog depressed.

Erlang Shen: "Report, I didn't get it, so I want to resend it."

Zhu Bajie: "The red envelope flashes, it's over before it starts."

The Jade Emperor: "You monkey, why are you so picky? There are hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals in the heavenly court. You only give out so few red envelopes. How can you distribute them?"

It turned out that Yang Tian was not the only one who didn't grab the red envelope. Seeing this, Yang Tian got a little bit of psychological comfort.

Monkey King: "Okay, okay, Huaguo Mountain's business situation is not very good recently, so I found a mortal agent. Next, I will send out a big red envelope. If you can't get it again, don't blame me. "

This time Yang Tian rolled up his sleeves early, threw off his arms, and stared at the phone screen intently.

Another red envelope reminder popped up, and Yang Tian quickly opened the page without any hesitation.

Congratulations, you have grabbed a lucky bag, which has been stored in the wallet. Please check the specific usage method in the wallet.

"Looks like hell, when will WeChat Wallet be able to store lucky bags?"

Yang Tian returned to the page, clicked on the wallet, and saw a lucky bag.

Click on the lucky bag, and what appears on the screen is a "Multifunctional Fruit Planting Cheats" and a bottle of super potion.

There is also a "Extract" button at the bottom right of the screen.

With doubts in his heart, Yang Tian clicked the function button with his right hand.

I saw a flash of light, and a kraft paper "Multifunctional Fruit Planting Cheats" and a bottle of super potion appeared in front of Yang Tian.

Yang Tian looked at everything that happened in front of him in disbelief. This kind of thing that only exists in novels actually happened to him?

Open multiple "Functional Fruit Planting Cheats", and on the first page it says "This Cheats is Huaguoshan Multi-Functional Fruit Cheats. Plant a universal fruit with healing function..."

This is too amazing, right?If the fruits grown by oneself can have these functions, do you still need to worry about sales?

Yang Tian couldn't wait to turn to the second page, only to see that it reads, "For the first time, unlock the cultivation cheats of 'Aphrodisiac Peach', configure fertilizers according to the cheat plan, and then assist super potion to grow them."

"Forehead……"

"What the hell is 'Aphrodisiac Peach'?"

Yang Tian looked at the text on "Multifunctional Fruit Planting Cheats" with a strange expression.

If this thing can be cultivated, it will really be the gospel of the majority of male compatriots.

After a long while, Yang Tian came back to his senses.

Now Yang Tian finally understood that what he joined was not a fake group, but a fairy family WeChat group composed of a group of real gods.

With their help in the future, are you afraid that you won't be able to make money?Will you still worry about not paying off the debt owed by old man Yang for his medical treatment?

If this "yang-strengthening peach" is planted and opened up for sale, he can earn a lot of money at least.

The next step is to become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and climb to the pinnacle of life, right?
The more Yang Tian thought about it, the more excited he became, and he opened the third page of the cheat book with great anticipation.

"Dear Xianjia Commodity Agent, since you currently have less than 200 experience points, you still cannot unlock the second multifunctional fruit planting cheats. You can gain more experience points by planting and selling 'yang-enhancing peaches'."

"Fuck..."

Seeing this line of words, Yang Tian almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

I originally thought that there would be some more magical planting cheats on the third page, but I never thought that I would write such a nonsense.

However, Yang Tian is also a person who is easily contented. If "Multifunctional Fruit Planting Cheats" is so easy to unlock, then Yang Tian will really start to doubt life.

The most important thing right now is to test the authenticity of the "Yangyang Peach".

Fortunately, the fertilizers recorded in the cheat book are all animal excrement, which can be found in the village.

Just do what you say, Yang Tian put away the cheat books, took the tools and went out.

(End of this chapter)