Fairy little farmer

Chapter 71 The Great Incident in Heaven

Yang Tian opened WeChat and found that there were more than 100 unread messages in the Xianjia WeChat group.

After entering the Xianjia WeChat group, Yang Tian saw that the first message was sent by the Queen Mother of the West.

"My fellow immortals, the annual Pantao Fair is about to be held, and we have a special event here."

Obviously, this is the root cause of the frying pan in the Xianjia WeChat group.

Yang Tian became interested when he saw the large characters of "Bantao Conference". This is an annual grand event in the Heavenly Court, no less than the Spring Festival in the mortal world.

It is said that the birthday of the Queen Mother of the West is the third day of the third month in the lunar calendar. At this time, the Queen Mother of the West will hold a peach festival in the heaven.

Since it is the Pantao Conference, naturally it cannot be separated from the Pantao.

As we all know, there are only [-] flat peach trees in the flat peach garden, and there are many gods in the heaven, so it can be said that there are more monks than meat.

High-ranking immortals can enjoy a few flat peaches for themselves, while ordinary-ranking immortals may share one flat peach among several people.

There are also gods who can only sit on the bench and watch others eat meat and drink, but they can't even catch the scum, they can only envy them.

Flat peaches are not comparable to the multifunctional fruits that Yang Tian grows. This kind of thing is a great tonic, and if immortals eat it, they can improve their cultivation.

If a mortal eats it, he can immediately leave his mortal body, become a flying fairy, and live forever.

A day in the sky is a year in the world. Calculated in this way, for Yang Tian, ​​it is a grand event that can only be encountered once in more than 300 years.

Yang Tian hurriedly continued to look down, in case there were any surprises, maybe.

"Queen Mother, tell me what special event it is! Speaking of flat peaches, my mouth is watering." Taibai Jinxing replied.

The rank of Taibai Jinxing is not low, and it ranks among the top immortals in the immortal class. In normal years, it can usually be divided into two flat peaches.

"That's right! Queen Mother, what you said made Xiaoxian's heart itch, I have never tasted the taste of flat peaches before!" Xiao Tiangou also hurriedly replied.

The queen mother first sent a dynamic picture of the Teletubbies dancing, and then replied: "This time the flat peach will have a big change. It is a rare opportunity for fairy friends who have never eaten a flat peach."

This was heavy news, and it immediately attracted the crowds of many gods.

No matter in heaven or in the mortal world, after all, there are more people at the bottom.

"Queen Mother, don't be a fool, tell us quickly!"

"Xiaoxian implores the Queen Mother to tell the truth."

……

All of a sudden, 36 generals, 28 stars and others came out to urge them.

Without exception, they have never participated in the Peach Fair.Now, everyone can't wait to know what reform is.

Although Yang Tian was also very curious, when he saw the Teletubbies posted by the Queen Mother, he still couldn't help but smile.

I didn't expect the heavenly court to be so rich in resources, even the emoji pack of Teletubbies. I don't know if there will be a black question mark face later.

With curiosity in his heart, Yang Tian continued to scroll down the chat history.

The queen mother suddenly put on a show, and even the Jade Emperor couldn't stand it anymore: "You mother-in-law, you are so kind, how can you play with all your lovers like this."

It's hard to imagine that these words came from the mouth of the majestic Jade Emperor.

However, the next reply from the queen mother directly and completely overturned Yang Tian's three views.

Seeing what the Jade Emperor said about herself, the Queen Mother of the West must not compromise, and said: "Damn, are you itchy? Go back at night and let you kneel on the washboard."

Seeing the word "washing board", Yang Tian's eyes almost popped out.

How can the Queen Mother of the West, who is so high above and respectful to the world, have a washboard? Does the Queen Mother also wash and cook for the Jade Emperor?

But, it shouldn't be!There are so many court ladies in the Heavenly Court, and the Queen Mother of the West is the empress of the Heavenly Court, so how can she do these menial tasks.

Then the only explanation is that this washboard was originally prepared for the Jade Emperor.

It seems that the life of the Jade Emperor is not easy!I don't know if it's a strict wife, Yang Tian sighed.

Thinking of these, Yang Tian couldn't help feeling sorry for the Jade Emperor for three seconds.

Yang Tian finally knew why those bastard gods in the Xianjia WeChat group were abnormal, because their two leaders were not serious.

As the saying goes, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, this kind of influence is subtle.

The following news also verified Yang Tian's thoughts.

Erlangshen: "Auntie, go back and ask Uncle to kneel on the washboard."

Wu De Xingjun: "Yes, Queen Mother, go back and let the Jade Emperor kneel on the washboard. While kneeling, let him sing Conquest."

Of course, those who support the Queen Mother also support the Jade Emperor.

For example, Taishang Laojun, although he is usually calm, he is not polite at all when he speaks.

"Jade Emperor, what do you want for this kind of girl, you can just rest!" Taishang Laojun replied domineeringly.

As soon as this reply came out, other diving gods followed suit.

Yang Tian was full of emotion when he saw it, he was really afraid that the world would not be chaotic!It seems that these gods are not good birds.

"Okay, stop making noises, let's get down to business!" Seeing that the gods in the group were making noises, the Queen Mother asked her to fight with the Jade Emperor, and quickly changed the subject.

Not to mention, this trick is quite effective. Although these gods are a bit mean-spirited, they can clearly distinguish the priorities.

As soon as the queen mother finished posting this message, the Xianjia wechat group became quiet.

And Yang Tian just finished reading the last message, looking forward to the Queen Mother's next message.

"Everyone knows that in the previous flat peach fair, many gods couldn't get a flat peach. So, this year, I want to change the method and use experience points to buy. [-] experience points can be exchanged for a flat peach." The Queen Mother said.

The queen mother's reply can be said to be shocking. As soon as this news came out, many gods, some were happy and some were sad.

Shangxian, who used to rely on levels to make a living, looked sad because they didn't have [-] experience points.

Heavenly soldiers and generals like 36 God Generals who have never eaten flat peaches are full of joy. Although they don't have [-] experience points, at least they see hope.

Yang Tian was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that he didn't expect that the experience value has such a magical effect.

For him, exchanging experience points for flat peaches is an opportunity.

Changing the distribution method of flat peaches is definitely a big event for Heavenly Court.

No wonder, many gods who were not bubbling in the past have come out.

"I agree, thank you Queen Mother."

"I have no objection either, Shengming, the Queen Mother."

"I object!"

"I agree!"

……

All of a sudden, various voices came and went.

However, the power of the masses is great, and there are only a few opposing voices.

Finally, the Queen Mother of the West made a concluding speech: "The minority obeys the majority, that's it!"

Yang Tian is also a little excited, there is still more than half a year before the Pantao Festival, he still has a chance.

But after opening the wallet, Yang Tian found that there were only two hundred experience points in total.

Seeing this, Yang Tian felt remorseful. If he had known earlier, he shouldn't have been extravagant before, spending all the experience points he had worked so hard to accumulate.

Only half a year, where can I get [-] experience points?

Yang Tian began to think, this is not an easy task.

"Oh, yes, there is a way."

Suddenly, Yang Tian seemed to think of something, slapped his forehead and said.

(End of this chapter)