WeChat shakes out 5000 years

Chapter 1 Shake Out an Assassin

Drink high again!

Taking advantage of the Spring Festival holiday, Chai Luo participated in the high school reunion.

Anyone who has participated in this event knows that the class reunion is a place to pretend to be: showing off wealth, cars, houses, wives, lovers, and children.Of course, if you have all of these, you can still show off, but if you don’t, then you can only show it—show your eyes!
Just like that, Cai Luo found a relatively secluded corner and drank alone.Drinking and drinking will make me taller.

In many novels, there will be a guy with eyes on the top of his head who looks down on someone, but Chai Luo is really lucky.Even if they show off among classmates, it's just to show that their lives are better, and they don't really look down on this or that.

Isn't it often said in novels, don't bully the young and poor, now everyone has not graduated for a long time, who knows what will happen in the future?

The overall atmosphere of the class reunion is harmonious and friendly.Personal aggrievedness is completely a personal behavior, and you can't blame others.

Nangong Qi and Chai Luo have a close relationship, and when they found out that their buddies got drunk, they greeted the others, left early, and sent him back to the rental house.Because he was worried that this buddy would vomit in the middle of the night, he deliberately got a basin of clean water and put it on the bedside.This way, even if the volcano erupts, it is easy to clean up.Then he staggered away.

As Nangong Qi, who was in a similar situation to Chai Luo, he also drank a lot today.

Anyone with a little bit of experience knows that after drinking too much, they usually look for water.

In the middle of the night, Cai Luo woke up thirsty with a splitting headache.The room was pitch black, and in the dim light, I saw the mobile phone on the desk beside the bed, reaching for it, intending to use the light of the mobile phone as a flashlight.As a result, one didn't pay attention, and the phone fell down, making a thud.

"Whoops!"

Just by listening to the sound, you can tell that it didn't fall to the ground, and hit the water basin accurately.

He fished the phone out of the washbasin like a fish in a hurry, and the water kept pouring down the edge of the phone.

"Your sister!"

This mobile phone was just bought by Cai Luo yesterday, and it can be said to be the most valuable possession in his body.It's not bad to dive directly into the water now.

In a panic, I planned to remove the battery, but I accidentally pressed the switch button, and the phone screen lit up.

Normally, it will enter the screen saver interface, but I don’t know what’s going on this time, so I jumped directly to the WeChat interface.

"What is this called!"

The battery is not removed, so let's shake out the water in the phone first.

Chai Luo was very depressed and shook his arms desperately. As a result, a familiar rattling sound came from the phone!

"Damn, shit's WeChat, do you still have the mind to shake it at this time?"

As the functions of WeChat become more and more abundant and perfect, the function of shaking has been neglected by many people.Chai Luo rarely used it, this time it was purely a coincidence.

Finally, the dripping water stopped, looked down, shook the interface and entered the search interface, and soon an avatar and nickname popped up below: Jing Ke, 2244 years away.

Fuck, you are Jing Ke, I am Gai Nie!

wait? Year 2244, what the hell is this?

Doesn’t it show the distance when you shake it? Kilometers and meters are common. This year...

Have you smoked?
After hesitating for a moment, Chai Luo clicked on the profile picture.A window to say hello immediately pops up.

Jing Ke who is 2244 years away from him?

This is no problem, but does the problem lie in Jing Ke's ability to use a mobile phone?Or does that guy have a cell phone?

Whether it's WeChat smoking, or for some other reason.Cai Luo had to say hello to the guy who was shaken out.However, when he pressed the button to say hello, his whole person became even worse.

Before Cai Luo could speak, a video frame had already appeared on the phone screen.

What's the matter?Shouldn't I be the one to speak first when I say hello?Let me watch a video first!

After this tossing, Chai Luo was mostly sober from alcohol, and even forgot about being thirsty. He sat on the bed calmly, looked at the center of the video window and pressed it.

What appeared on the screen was a spacious palace, and it was dazzling to look at Huang Chengcheng.

In the spacious palace, only three people came into Chai Luo's sight.At the far end, sitting alone on the throne, needless to say, this is the emperor, a lonely family, it looks lonely enough.

There are two people kneeling below.Since they are facing away from the screen, I can't see them.It can be seen from the clothes that these few are definitely not modern people.

"Yo ho, period films, I like them, but the special effects are too bad, it's not even worth fifty cents!"

Chai Luo understood the scene, the palace, the emperor must be in court.It's just that the court hall that should be magnificent, in his eyes, doesn't seem to be as high-grade as the hotel he learned.Just this, is it the imperial palace?

What Cai Luo turned on was completely watching the excitement.

In fact, he himself didn't take it too seriously. As for the distance in 2244, he just regarded it as a WeChat convulsion.

However, just after Cai Luo finished muttering in a low voice, the body of a man with his back to the screen suddenly trembled, and he turned his head cautiously, as if trying to look back with his eyes.Almost at the same time as he was trembling, a line of writing appeared in the dialog box:

"Damn, who is it? Costume films? Special effects? Fifty cents..."

"Haha, buddy, hello, is it really Jing Ke? I'm Gai Nie!"

"Genie!"

Although only two words popped out of the dialogue box, Cai Luo could feel the speaker's surprise.Sure enough, the man's movements became even bigger, and he turned his head violently.

"Bold envoy of the Yan Kingdom, why are you looking left and right if you haven't seen the King of Qin yet?"

A shout came from the side!

It turns out that there are more than three people in the main hall!

Uh, the envoy of Yan State?King Qin?Could it be that Jing Ke assassinated the King of Qin?Is this a live broadcast?

From the man's actions, Cai Luo could sense that this buddy could hear him speaking.

After being scolded, Jing Ke also regained his composure, and quickly fell on the ground respectfully, a wooden box was placed beside him within reach, and a parchment was placed next to the strong man behind him.

Before Jing Ke turned his head, the man who had been following behind him was trembling.Now hearing the scolding is even worse, the body is almost lying on the ground, judging by the appearance of this guy, no one supports him, he probably dare not stand up from the ground.

The man on the throne snorted:
"Why is the face of the envoy of Yan State so ugly?"

"Reporting to Your Majesty, a rough countryman, I have never seen the majesty of an emperor, so I am inevitably afraid. Please forgive me, Your Majesty!"

Nima, is it really Jing Ke?That is Qin Shihuang?No, the six kingdoms haven't been unified yet, so it should be called Qin Wang Yingzheng. As for Jing Ke's follower, needless to say, the shameful Qin Wuyang!
Following the doubts in Chai Luo's heart, two friend requests were immediately added to WeChat: Ying Zheng and Qin Wuyang!

(End of this chapter)