WeChat shakes out 5000 years

Chapter 185 The Poor Elf ([-])

A strange light flashed across the phone screen.

The light faded away, and an old man with a beard appeared on the screen, causing Chai Luo to almost spit water on the phone screen.

Elf?uncle? !
How can you not make trouble!

No matter how I think about it, I can't connect Zhang Fei's general appearance with the cute title of elf.

"Hi, Mr. Chai Luo, I'm a WeChat elf, can I help you?"

He looks rough and wild, but his voice sounds a little shrill.As if a normal person speaks with a dumb neck on purpose.No matter how it sounds, it makes people uncomfortable.

"Damn, big brother, can you stop making trouble, are you an elf?"

"Yeah, I'm not, are you?"

"Damn, how can the elf grow up to look like you?"

"Then what do you think the elf should look like? Have you seen it with your own eyes, or drank coffee with him or something?"

Nima, this guy is articulate, not an ordinary robot at all.It's even harder to deal with than a guy who plays lip service all day long.

"Okay, you won, I really don't know what an elf should look like! It's just that it's awkward to see your face and the name of an elf together!"

"It's okay. If you think my current appearance looks awkward, you can change it according to your requirements. It's very simple. Look at this!"

As soon as the man's voice on the screen fell, the Zhang Fei-like face disappeared, and a...

Chihuahua!
Your sister, brother, do you want me to communicate with a Chihuahua?

"I'm not satisfied with this, look at this, lady!"

It does look quite expensive, but the problem is that it's still a dog!
"Stop playing, okay? At least make yourself look good!"

"Oh, I still like people, you should have said it earlier. I thought I was dissatisfied with the previous one because it was a person..."

How fresh, who wouldn't want to communicate with a normal person.

Sitting and talking with a dog face to face, no matter how you think about it, it makes people feel uncomfortable. We are not empty nesters, and we don’t even have a companion to talk with. We need to find a pet to relieve the boredom.

The lady didn't disappear immediately, she opened and closed her mouth, speaking very strangely:
"Tell me what kind of person you like. Male, female, old, young, handsome, beautiful, ugly, disgusting, good-tempered, bad-tempered, as long as you can name it, including you Satisfied. Don't worry, I'm an elf, as long as you can say what you want, it's not a problem."

And this favorable condition, very good!
Chai Luo is very satisfied with this service, who wouldn't want to chat with a beautiful woman face to face, even if they can't do anything, they can still look seductive, right?If you hang around like a flower in front of you all day, you won't be disgusted to death.

After thinking for a while, Cai Luo stated his request.The lady disappeared suddenly, and after waiting for a few seconds, a beautiful woman appeared on the phone screen.According to Chai Luo's wishes, revisions were made again and again, and finally, General Manager Chai was finally satisfied.only……

Why do beauties look familiar?

Does your sister look familiar?

The face that the little elf changed according to his request turned out to be——Han Yueling!

But no, the relationship with Han Yueling has basically been confirmed. Xi Shi is in the eye of the beholder. In Chai Luo's mind, he unknowingly expressed his request according to Han Yueling's standards. Isn't the face that was revealed to be Han Yueling? !
Every man has the inferiority of looking forward to Shu.

To put it bluntly, I just don't want to always face the same face.

Chai Luo also admitted that Han Yueling is very beautiful and is the ideal partner in his mind.But what I can't look up to see is such a face, and when I look down at the phone, it is still such a person.If you eat too much meat, you will get tired, right?Appreciation of beauties who change styles appropriately is also a good choice.

"Uh, can you change it a little bit?"

"no problem!"

The elf's attitude was so good that Cai Luo felt a little embarrassed.Back and forth, this has been tossing others more than 20 times. Looking at the attitude of the elf, there is no sense of impatience at all.

Before Chai Luo could figure out what to modify, the elf showed a wicked smile on his face:

"As long as you can make a request, I guarantee that it will become what you are satisfied with. However, hey, it will be up in 10 minutes. Excuse me, will you continue to renew the subscription?"

"Ding dong, 15 minutes will be reached in 10 seconds after connecting with the elf. After deducting 1000 Yanhuang energy points, the current Yanhuang energy balance is 4089 points!"

you sir!

Cai Luo was about to collapse again.

No wonder the elf's attitude is so good, people are not working for free.In the video chat with her, this Nima is charged by the hour, and it is the kind of ridiculously high price.Not to mention changing the elf's appearance, just letting him do a striptease, as long as Chai Luo can afford the Yanhuang energy, he probably won't refuse.

He slapped himself hard on the face.

cheap!
It's just a robot that answers your own questions. You don't care if he looks like Zhang Fei or Li Kui. Even if he is really a chihuahua, what can a lady do?It's not about begging for a wife, it's about looking at people's looks.In the end, after tossing about for ten minutes, I didn't even finalize the appearance, and the 1000 points of Yanhuang energy were consumed first.

It's okay to have 800 million Yanhuang energy scourges, but Nima is too shy now.

After ten minutes of tossing, nothing was solved. Fortunately, the little elf knew to remind me before the second deduction, otherwise it is estimated that more than 5000 Yanhuang energies have been scourgeed in, and it may not be able to solve any problems.Gritting his teeth and nodding:

"add!"

"No problem, before the Yanhuang energy is deducted, you can talk about whatever you want, anyway, it's your consumption!"

"Ding dong, after deducting 1000 points of Yanhuang's energy, the current Yanhuang's energy is 3089 points."

"Damn, didn't the fee be deducted after 10 minutes, why was the fee deducted in advance this time?"

"Oh, I can give you a patient answer. The deduction of fees is random. However, even if it is random, it is not without rules to follow. I can explain to you in detail about the Deduct the results of my research..."

"Wait a minute, stop talking. No need to explain, let's hurry up!"

"Okay, put forward your request, I can continue to change according to your request!"

"No need, this looks good."

Damn, it even brought someone to dig a hole.

Why is the fee deducted first, this product can definitely explain for 10 minutes, and then deduct 1000 Yanhuang energy.

Then change?Stop making trouble, think I'm really stupid?

It was wrong to spend a thousand points of Yanhuang energy before.Again?
Cai Luoke would never treat the guy on the phone as a robot again.Even if he's really just a robot, he's super deceptive.You must adopt a business-like attitude with him, otherwise, Nima, there may be many pitfalls on your way forward.

(End of this chapter)