WeChat shakes out 5000 years

Chapter 250 I want to be a bodyguard ([-])
Hearing what Sima Shang said, Chai Luo felt awkward.

As the weather got hotter and hotter, Chai Luo was still thinking about getting a bald head to cool off, but now that he said that, he almost became an abnormal man!

"If you want to go to the emperor's harem, how can you just shave your head? Do you know that if you want to go to the palace, you have to castrate yourself, or purify your body, and turn yourself into a real man!"

"Ahem, it doesn't have to be like this, right? I, I thought about whether it would be more appropriate to do that, but, ahem, I still didn't have the courage in the end!"

"Damn, starting today, this king officially issued an order. From now on, all men who want to enter the harem must cleanse themselves. Except for this king, anyone with a handle to enter the harem will be killed!"

Fatty Ying yelled and shouted beside him, he didn't look like an emperor, he was clearly a melon-eating crowd who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal!
However, Cai Luo heard something different from what he had imagined from his words.

"Uh, Fatty Win, is it possible that in your harem before, there were no cleansed people walking around?"

"Yes, doesn't the immortal master know? There are many, but from today on, this king has made a decision, and I will do as you said just now!"

"Damn it, the people who work in the harem are not just court ladies and eunuchs! Are you not afraid of accidents?"

"Ahem, I'm afraid, but according to what you said, immortal master, men who go to the harem have to go through purification and become eunuchs. After doing this, I'm not afraid at all. Also, immortal master, who told me All your eunuchs belong to eunuchs?"

"Isn't it?"

Both Sima Shang and Fatty Ying looked at the sky strangely, as if they were very surprised by Chai Luo's opinion.

"Of course not. All the men and eunuchs walking in the harem are collectively called eunuchs. It doesn't matter if you think it's inappropriate, I'll just add one more point. From today onwards, eunuchs can only be eunuchs! Look at this Ok?"

Fuck me, why do I see if this will work? It seems like this is common sense!

"You guys wait!"

Chai Luo was a little confused. When will other normal men besides the emperor and the emperor's son be able to freely enter and leave the emperor's harem.Is history all made up?

In any case, Chai Luo would not allow such a ruinous thing to happen, leaving the two bewildered, he quickly searched for the eunuch's origin with Du Niang.

With the help of the all-knowing and omnipotent Du Niang, Chai Luo finally figured out what was going on.

Don't underestimate the eunuch, this profession seems to be from foreign countries at first, and it belongs to foreign goods.

The history of Chinese eunuchs is also very early, and this group existed in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods or even earlier.However, in the pre-Qin and Western Han Dynasties, not all eunuchs were eunuchs in the harem.In other words, normal men also have the opportunity to work in the emperor's harem.

It was not until the Eastern Han Dynasty that there was a regulation that only eunuchs who had become eunuchs could manage the affairs of the harem.

My nonsense with Fatty Ying and Sima Shang did not expect this rule to be prematurely advanced by hundreds of years!

Forget it, it’s not a matter of principle anyway.

After figuring out the origin of the eunuch, Chai Luo stopped being entangled in this matter and returned to the WeChat group.

"I'm back, I figured out what's going on, let's talk about Sima Shang!"

People can have no common sense, but they must know how to hide.

Since he didn't know the eunuch's history, Chai Luo decided it would be better to change the subject as soon as possible!
Before Cai Luo could express his opinion, Ying Zheng spoke first:
"Master Immortal, in fact, when you left just now, I thought about it and studied it with Sima Shang. It can be settled that only court ladies and eunuchs can enter the harem, but General Sima can make an exception. His purpose is to Protecting the daughter of this king and the fairy master is admirable, and I have heard about General Sima's ability for a long time. Having him by the princess' side can also make this king feel more at ease. Hey, think about what happened to Jill Fei'er before, Now I still feel scared! What if those two lowly maidservants use the princess to blackmail me, it will be really troublesome to deal with! Although Qiu Ju Dongmei has skills, but after all, her skills are limited! Of course, I just offer a suggestion , Answer or not, or listen to your words, Immortal Master. Lian'er is the king's daughter, and also your daughter, haha!"

In fact, these words were originally what Chai Luo wanted to say, but he was preempted by Fatty Ying, who choked for a long time and didn't know what to say.

The style is wrong!
Shouldn't they be enemies?
How could Fatty Win trust his daughter to Sima Shang?
"Forget it, since you have said that, why should I give you face? What's more, I also have friendship with General Sima! Let's make it like this!"

"Thank you King, thank you Immortal Master!"

Probably this is the first time Sima Shang has been polite to Fatty Ying since he entered the palace. After speaking, this guy strode out of the study impatiently.

"Damn it, he has become a bald guard, what can he be happy about!"

Fatty Ying quickly asked Sima Shang to lead the way, and by the way, introduced him to the four Chunlu who were in charge of Chai Lianer's daily life.Forget about the food delivered by the imperial dining room, but Fatty Ying directly withheld it.

I believe that Sima Shang will definitely not starve to death when he reaches the princess.

After sending everyone away, only Fatty Ying was left in the study.After hesitating for a moment, he said softly:
"Master Immortal, when I mentioned Qiuju Dongmei just now, I thought of Luo Suo. When Luo Suo came back from Huashan, he told me that you have a very strong wine, can you give me some. I heard that I drank your wine. After drinking, I feel so ecstatic that I can forget all my troubles!"

Fatty Win's words meant that he wanted to drink away his sorrows!It's just that I don't know if this guy understands the truth of using wine to relieve sorrow and make sorrow worse.

From the tone of the first emperor of all ages, Chai Luo could hear a little disappointment.

"Why, you're in a bad mood, what's wrong with you?"

"You know about Rosso!"

"Yes, you don't resent him for disobeying your orders?"

"I don't hate, I just hate myself. Why am I the king of Qin? If I wasn't the king of Qin, I might be able to become good friends with Luo Suo, Wang Jian, and Wang Ben, so there is no need to be so entangled!"

"Hehe, I also know that entanglement is a good thing. It proves that you are still a human being and have not become a real devil! Hey, after becoming the king of Qin, you have the trouble of being a king, but if you are not the king of Qin, you are just a commoner. Ordinary people, you will also encounter the troubles of ordinary people, people, it is not so easy to be!"

Cai Luo nodded with a smile. Through the screen, of course Fatty Win couldn't see his expression, but he still did it naturally.It is true that he is not in a good mood now.

"Wait, you're in a bad mood, and I'm not in a good mood. Simply, let's have a good drunk. When drinking, you are not a high-ranking king, and I am not a god who does not eat fireworks in the world. The two of you can only rest once you get drunk. When you wake up tomorrow, you will still be you, and I will still be me!"

(End of this chapter)