WeChat shakes out 5000 years

Chapter 378

Everyone knows the story of the volunteer who took the bait. Jiang Ziya fished with a straight hook by the river and sat for several days without catching anything.

A woodcutter laughed at Jiang Ziya, and the old man even said something very arrogant: I use a straight hook to fish, which makes the wisher take the bait.A curved hook can catch fish at most, but a straight hook can catch kings and lords!
The old man was still depressed when he came home at night: Sir, who two hundred and five told me to get the fishhook like this?I said why I haven't even seen a fish scale for several days, this is not a scam!
Later, Wen Wang Jichang took the initiative to send it to his door. After a long talk with Lao Jiangtou, he was shocked:

Fuck me, there are still such awesome people in the world, no, they must join my camp, there is nothing in the world that this guy doesn't know.In case the two hundred and five kings of Shang Zhou figured it out and hired the old man again, wouldn't they add a strong opponent to me, and even rebel!
The above is a volunteer who is mixed with deductive elements, but Jiang Ziya is really the only one who fishes with a straight hook. I didn't expect to meet him today.Cai Luo couldn't help but have serious doubts about the accuracy of the WeChat system.

Originally, I wanted to greet the old man, but I held back abruptly.

Be careful, if you make a mistake, you will lose your face, so let's see it, anyway, there is nothing to do in the long night.He thought of several ways to keep Han Yueling at home overnight, but he didn't agree.

The old man stared at the fishhook for a long time, but he couldn't see why. Finally, he simply threw the fishing rod aside, reached out his hand to find a fishing net in the cabin, arranged it and threw it out.

Chai Luo, who was holding the mobile phone, was taken aback for a while.

Once saw a very old joke skit.

An impatient buddy went fishing by the river. After fishing for a long time, there was no harvest. Finally, he lost his patience and threw the fishing rod into the river, rolled up his trousers and went into the water to touch the fish.

Although the old man's current behavior is not as exaggerated as that impatient buddy, but it is not too bad.

It has to be said that almost all historical periods have been better than the environment of modern society.It can be seen from the number of active fish in the lake.

Going down with three nets, there are a lot of live fishes in the cabin. The old man puts his hands behind his back, looks at the happy little fishes, and smiles:
"Haha, not bad, not bad. It's what it is. It's much faster to catch fish with a fishing net than fishing. Fishing is a state, and what you pay attention to is the process. Use the net directly, and you care about the result. I'm going to pursue the result now, old man. When I went out, I told Yiguang, how could I not keep my word if I ate the fish I made with my own hands today, haha, now it’s done, so I won’t be ashamed to go home!”

Who is Yiguang?Shi Yiguang?Shih Tzu!

Damn, is this old man really Fan Li? !

Not only did I find Tao Zhugong, who has a glorious history, but I also met Xi Shi. This Nima is a standard buy one get one free!
Chai Luo is very excited. He will soon meet Xi Shi, the first of the four beauties in China's 5000-year history, and he will also be able to make her his WeChat friend. Thinking about it makes people have excessive hormone secretion!

Excited, Cai Luo could no longer control his excitement, and sent a voice message to Fan Li:
"Hello, Fan Li! I lived a pretty leisurely life!"

"Uh, who is talking to me? Water ghost? Your uncle, I didn't do anything wrong, why did water ghost come to my door!"

Fan Li glanced around, but there was nothing but the sparkling lake water.But the old man was terrified. Just now, because of the joy of catching fish in the net, he was replaced by panic in an instant.He took half a step back in panic:
"Water ghost, don't trouble me, the old man only picks out one fish, the rest will be returned to you!"

While speaking, he bent over in a panic and flicked among the fish in the cabin, as if planning to choose one among them.

Fan Li, you are Tao Zhugong, why are you still afraid of water ghosts?Besides, Lao Tzu is obviously a god, why did he become a water ghost in your heart?
Chai Luo was very depressed, and quickly pressed the voice button, wanting to explain to the old man.

"Uh, no, I..."

Before he could finish speaking, the boat swayed very violently during Fan Li's violent movement. If he didn't pay attention, he stepped on the side of the boat, and the boat turned over with a whimper.

The small fish from the net poured into the river in an instant, and escaped without a trace in an instant.

Not in the mood to pay attention to the escaping little fish, Chai Luo looked nervously at Fan Li who was thumping in the water.The old man is not young, his beard and eyebrows are white.Now that he stumbled into the water, wouldn't that cost his own life?

Not to mention, the old man's water skills are really good. After fluttering for a while, he finally climbed to the shore. Looking back at the bottom of the boat that was still shaking on the lake, he spat into the water bitterly:

"Okay, you took all the fish, you should be satisfied, right? Hey, I've never seen you pick like this, isn't it just a fish, why should I lose my temper like this, look at me and make me look like a water duck Like!"

Looking at the furious Fan Li, Chai Luo didn't know what to say.

After a while, seeing that the old man wrung his clothes clean, at least he saw that the water was no longer dripping, and then he grunted and walked towards a small town on the other side of the lake.

"Uh, old man, your clothes are wet, hurry up and find a place to change, don't catch a cold!"

"You want to be hypocritical? Huh, if you are so kind, why did you throw me into the water? I'm just a fish, I don't want it. There is no righteousness in business, but you look at you!"

Fan Li was talking to himself?
It seems that water ghosts are no different from normal people in his mind, so you panic when you are on the boat.

"Ahem, Tao Zhugong, I think you made a mistake, you fell into the water..."

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, okay? I understand, old man, I have lived such an old age, don't you still understand this? Yes, it is indeed true to catch fish on your territory I am wrong, but knowing my mistakes can make a big difference. Now that I have changed it, what do you want to do? Okay, this place is not on the water, it is already out of your territory. If you continue to lie in the lake to enjoy the cool, I still want to I'm in a hurry to go to the market, don't pester me all the time, okay?"

Knowing your mistakes can make a big difference!

The truth is correct, but if everyone makes a mistake and corrects it, then they don't need to take responsibility?

Then why do we need the law and the police?

Well, explaining this to an old man who lived 2000 years ago is bullshit.Let's talk about business!

"I'm really not a water ghost, but a fairy!"

"Immortal?" Fan Li stopped in his tracks and looked around him suspiciously, "Uh, what I dreamed about last night was indeed real! Immortal, hurry up and pay back the money!!"

(End of this chapter)