WeChat shakes out 5000 years

Chapter 380

I said you are a wool!
A few days ago, I was so busy with the Guiying Group, so I would go to your dreams to talk nonsense when I have free time.Besides, if you distribute the money to the common people, you are giving it to yourself. Is it your brain or my brain?

However, he could also see that maybe in terms of business, the old man did have a way, or how about distributing his family wealth three times, he was still very rich, and he was honored as the originator of the businessman in the end.But in other aspects, this old man's IQ is worrying.

Randomly having three dreams and distributing the family wealth three times?
His approach is a good interpretation of what it means to have a touching IQ!

Well, it is estimated that those ordinary people who received Tao Zhugong's charity were really moved.

"Last night you went to your dream to remind me, 'Tomorrow, don't forget!' What's wrong, you forgot all about it today? It doesn't matter, you forget it as soon as you forget it, anyway, you fooled me Not once or twice, old man, I am used to it. Why do you jump out now without paying back the money? The most annoying thing is, pretending to be something bad, and pretending to be a water ghost to scare me. If your clothes get wet, you will fall into the lake. It's a trivial matter, you let the fish you spend so much effort get away!"

Balabala made a lot of accusations, but Chai Luo didn't even have a chance to intervene.

After finally waiting for the old man to say that he was tired, he didn't wait for Chai Luo to open his mouth.He had already stood up from the big bluestone and patted his buttocks.

Pretentious, where is the soil!

The old man's whole body was wet like a water duck. Even if there was really dust on the big bluestone, if he sat under his buttocks, it would have turned into slime:

"Okay, I'm relieved, I'll just scold you, and I feel better. Let's go, go to the market to buy fish, Yiguang is still at home waiting for me to take the fish back!"

Is this over?

Cai Luo hasn't woken up from the channel just now, the old man has already planned to leave Shi Shiran.

Get used to being lied to?What is the reason for this!

Chai Luo had also been cheated before. He was cheated out of 100 yuan by a gang on the Internet. Afterwards, after knowing the truth of the matter, he had the idea of ​​killing those scammers along the Internet.Tao Zhugong was cheated three times and went bankrupt, but he just cursed angrily and ended up with it?This chest is a bit too broad!
I'm a little ashamed, but...

"Hey, old man, what are you in a hurry for? Why do you have to eat fish?"

"Nonsense, I promised Yiguang in the morning, and when I went back to fish at night, I caught a lot of fish, but you ran away... Uh, it should be said that I netted a lot..."

"Yi Guang? Xi Shi?"

"You know someone inside?"

wife?It's over if my wife doesn't!Lao Tzu's classical Chinese and literature are not very good, and it took him a long time to figure it out.

"I don't know, but I've heard of it!"

"Haha, it should be like this. The state of Wu was killed, and the in-laws took the greatest credit. For several years, the entire state of Wu was bewitched by her beauty, so much so that Fu Chai, the king of Wu, was so fascinated that he ignored political affairs!"

Pull it down, it's the first time I've heard people talk about wearing a cuckold so grandiosely!
Chai Luo scoffed at Fan Li's statement.But another question in my mind was finally solved.

There has always been speculation about Shih Tzu's fate online and throughout history.

There are generally three theories. First, he was abducted by Fan Li.Of course, the more accepted statement is that when Xi Shi was not given to Fu Chai, she and Fan Li were lovers.It's unlikely, the age difference between the two is too big.Although love can transcend age boundaries, it is still a myth in Cai Luo's mind.

The second theory is that after the destruction of Wu, King Goujian of Yue also took a fancy to Xishi's beauty, so he forcibly took her into the palace.Xi Shi refused to obey, Gou Jian became angry and threw the beauty into the river and drowned.

There is a third theory which is the most cruel, that is, Gou Jian fell in love with Xi Shi, but Fan Li, Wen Zhong and others objected, in order not to let Gou Jian indulge in Xi Shi's beauty, these two guys threw Xi Shi into the river to feed the fish .

Now it seems that the first theory is the truth, Xi Shi was indeed abducted by Fan Li, and the two went to a place where no one was around to live their own little life.

"Hey, no matter what, it was because of me that I broke your promise in front of Xi Shi. Let me have a fish meal with you. Don't bother to do it. How about I cook the fish for you directly?" ?”

"Aren't you fooling me?"

"Nonsense, when did I fool you? Besides, I'm a god, why did I fool you!"

"Pull it down, you have fooled me three times and ruined my fortune, come back? Forget it, I don't need the money, I'd better buy two fish. It will save you embarrassing me again! Shall I be ashamed in front of other people?" The problem, only in front of Yi Guang, my old man has never lost it!"

You are a bear, the old sow wears a mask, and you really care about this old face!
Chai Luo pursed his lips, but he was also quite depressed.It seems that the fool's scapegoat cannot be shaken off.Fan Li identified himself as the two hundred and five immortals who had sneaked into his dream.

"What a big deal, isn't it just a fish, wait, I'll send it to you in a while!"

After speaking, Cai Luo picked up another phone and logged into the food delivery client.

Perhaps it is the reason why I have a lot of food in Huaxia. Among all the clients, the most awesome ones are the food delivery ones.You can do whatever you want, but it takes time to do it.After ordering some dried fried fish, Chai Luo picked up the mobile phone loaded with WeChat CD again.It was found that Fan Li had already walked into a market.

During the Spring and Autumn Period, the economic situation was not as good as that of the Warring States Period.The market is very small, but because it is close to the West Lake, there are quite a lot of fish sellers.At this moment, Fan Li was bargaining with a man who bought fish.

Or how can someone be a qualified businessman, never forget to use the least amount of money to do the biggest thing!

"Don't waste your money, okay, I promise to keep my word!"

"Whether words count or not is your business, it has nothing to do with me. Besides, how can this be a waste of money, no matter how much money is spent on my Yiguang's body, it won't be wasted!"

Damn, looking at the old man's head full of white hair, and hearing his gentle voice when he mentioned Xi Shi, Chai Luo felt very uncomfortable in his stomach.

It's all grown up like this and still maintains this tone...

Well, he should indeed be a model among old couples and young wives, and we should comment on it from the point of view of praise.

Fan Li talked to Chai Luo, but he frightened the man who bought the fish. He raised his head nervously, looked at Fan Li, and then looked to both sides of himself:
"Well, old man, are you talking to me?"

"It's time to sell your fish. Come on, just these two. Hey, let me say, do you know any new recipes?"

"Do you keep asking me? I don't know..."

"No, no, I'm asking the guy pretending to be a fairy!"

Pretending to be a fairy...

Fan Li seemed to be the closest to the truth among all the people Chai Luo knew...

(End of this chapter)