WeChat shakes out 5000 years

Chapter 524 I'm Fine

No prompt message? !
The video frame started to play slowly, Guiguzi was fiddling with a piece of iron the size of a palm, his brows were wrinkled into a big knot, and he was still muttering words:

"Hey, what is this thing? The gods, usually when the critical moment comes, he should appear, right?"

Damn you, you really treat me like a bully.

When you need it, pull it out for a walk, and when you don't need it, immediately put Lao Tzu on the blacklist, there's nothing so shameless about being a human being!

Quickly adjusted the emoticon package, Guiguzi in the video frame seemed to have a premonition of something, and stood up from the big rock with a whimper:

"Wait a minute, don't do it!"

Damn, you don't do it if you say you can't do it, who do you think you are, are you really an omnipotent god?Fuck you!

Without hesitation, Cai Luo clicked on the profile picture that shut up.

This familiarity has been used on two bastards, Xin Sheng Fu Lao. Judging from the current performance of the two guys, there should be no major side effects, but the person who was used is a bit sad, unable to speak, and his mouth is open. not open.It is definitely the only magic weapon that does not hurt people's lives and exists specifically for disgusting people.

With the appearance of the expression pack, the power is absolutely nothing to say.After Guiguzi yelled, he was completely silent, and stood there in a daze, his eyeballs whirling in their sockets, but he couldn't say a word.

The mental activity was sent up in a very timely manner:
"My God, I didn't offend you, did I, why did you kill me?"

Dead hand?A shut up emoji is dead hand?You haven't seen what a dead hand looks like.

Forget about thunder and lightning, that thing is so powerful that I can't control it.It doesn't matter if you play Guiguzi crying and crying, but it's not good if you really kill him. Anyway, he is also worshiped as a god by later generations, isn't it?

Crying emoji is also useless, come on!

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

What's the matter?

Guiguzi in the video frame was already lying on the ground, tears falling down in pairs, and soon flowed into two streams, but he still couldn't open his mouth, so he couldn't cry even if he wanted to.Looking at his appearance at the moment is sour.

"God, stop playing, I'm convinced, what did I do wrong, can't I change it!"

A mental activity, sent intermittently, can this thing be the same as talking with your mouth, out of breath?
Looking at Guiguzi who was rolling all over the floor and crying, the finger that had been placed next to the laughing emoji finally did not fall.

Well, the current appearance of Guiguzi is miserable enough.The tear stains mixed with mud turned into a painted face within a few minutes.If you were crying and laughing at the same time... Ahem, you wouldn't kill him, would you?

God has the virtue of good life, why don't you take a look first?
Hey, there is no way, who makes me always feel too soft-hearted!

A big man with a scratched foot rolled on the ground, there was really no sense of beauty at all, and after looking at it twice, Chai Luo lost interest.Throw the phone on the bed, get up and make yourself a cup of coffee to refresh yourself.

It takes half an hour to lift the ban, and you can't just stare at him all the time, how inhumane.

The very benevolent Chai Luo patrolled the living room, took the time to turn on the computer, browsed the news on the web, and found that there were no major national issues of concern.Looking at the time, it was almost half an hour before he wandered back to the bedroom.

After half an hour, there was a slight change in the video frame, that is, there was one more person.About the same age as Pang Juan, at this moment, this buddy is squatting on the ground in concern, moving with Guiguzi's movements, and keeps asking:

"What's the matter with you? Why are you crying? Uh, your expression is so strange. Are you crying or laughing? Are you uncomfortable?"

Although there is no use of laughing emoticons, but because Guiguzi keeps his mouth closed, it is still impossible to accurately determine whether he is crying or laughing.Not to mention the young man as a passer-by, even Cai Luo can't help but wonder if he just used the laughing emoji on him just now when he saw Guiguzi's appearance.

"You should just say something, what's the matter, are your lips stuck together? Oh, I have a knife here, do you want to cut it for you?"

Let's cut it apart, it's fun to cut it apart, when the time for silence is up, Guiguzi opens his mouth, hey, there are two floors, it's definitely unique!
Of course, Chai Luo was just thinking this way in his heart. If he saw a man pull out a knife, he would immediately transmit a video to stop it: How could he be so inhuman?Everyone's mouth has only one entrance and exit. If you open another mouth for him at the bottom, the meal will leak in the future. Are you planning to starve a living person to death?
The man didn't move, so Chai Luo was naturally not in a hurry.Fortunately, at this time, the time for silence came. Like a drowning person finally returning to the air, Guiguzi opened his mouth and took a big breath of fresh air, but the sound he made was still crying loudly:
"Ah, ah, ah, why am I so miserable..."

Damn, this crying one is rhythmic!
Guiguzi opened his mouth suddenly, but the young man was terrified. He quickly took a big step back, looked at him in horror, and found that he didn't make any further moves, then carefully moved two steps forward:

"Well, you, are you okay?"

"I'm fine, woo woo, I'm fine, woo woo..."

Very good, you are still crying!
Looking down at the WeChat emoji package, looking at the tear-stained Guiguzi, Chai Luo sighed:

Is the effective time of the crying emoticon and the mute emoticon different?Didn't it end in half an hour?The time difference between the two emoticons is not much different.The ban is over, why are you still crying?Hey, it’s not humane enough, there should be an instruction manual under each emoticon package!
At this time, Guiguzi was also close to 40 years old. In the Spring and Autumn and Warring States period, people of this age could be called old people.Seeing an old man in such a sad state, the man couldn't bear it:
"Hey, if you have any sad things, you can tell me about it. Although I'm not a big shot, I can live a decent life. I can still help with some small things."

"It's really unnecessary, woo woo, I'm fine, woo woo, I don't need your help, woo woo, let's go..."

Cry this sad yo!
The man stood up, turned around and walked two steps, finally couldn't bear to leave the sad "old man" on the road, and turned back again:
"Old man, my surname is Sun, and I'm from Qi. Tell me what's embarrassing you. Seeing you like this makes me feel uncomfortable!"

Qi people?
Surname Sun?

Fuck, this guy can't be Sun Bin!

(End of this chapter)