WeChat shakes out 5000 years

Chapter 592
Now no one is in the mood to pay attention to the problem of Tiger's son, how could Zhu Xu remain calm when something happened to him.After a few steps, he rushed over and pushed Lin Xixue away.

"Brother, brother, what's wrong with you?"

Chai Luo was calmer than Zhu Su, and even knew how to put his hand under Zhu Xu's nose for a test.Breathing smoothly, as if just fell asleep!

"Hey, brother, wake up, why did you fall asleep on the lawn, wake up quickly!"

Zhu Su was stunned for a moment. Hearing Lin Xixue's shout and seeing his elder brother's appearance, he really thought that something had happened. Jumping up, drooling, pointing at Lin Xixue and yelling:
"Damn, there's something wrong with you, isn't it? The person is obviously asleep, so why do you say he's dead?"

"Uh, fell asleep? Can't it, I just showed him, the pulse and heartbeat are gone? Could it be that I made a mistake?"

"Nonsense, of course you made a mistake, have you ever seen a dead person still breathing?"

Looking puzzled at Zhu Xu lying on the lawn, and at Zhu Su whose eyes were red, Lin Xixue wisely closed his mouth.

Zhu Su didn't intend to just let the slanderer go, and continued to yell at Lin Xixue endlessly.Suddenly, Cai Luo's voice came from behind:

"That's not right, Bajie, don't get angry. Is brother Zhu usually sleepy? Why didn't we wake him up with such a loud noise, and, what the hell, why didn't he breathe again!"

"What's the matter?"

Furious, Zhu Su immediately let Lin Xixue go, rushed to Zhu Xu's side again, lay on his brother's chest and listened for a long time.Wow burst into tears:

"My elder brother, why did you die so miserably!"

The shrill cry really brought tears to those who heard it, and Chai Luo was still dazed.

Less than a minute ago, my breathing was normal, and then I lost my breath without any symptoms. It's so weird.

The chick and puppy can still make some movement after they are dead, this...

"Stop howling, hurry up and call, in case anyone can be saved!"

"Yes, yes, you are right. Uh, I can still do artificial respiration. If you didn't breathe just now, you can call for me, and I will give my brother artificial respiration!"

Wiping away his tears, Zhu Su hastily rolled up his sleeves, and suddenly Lin Xixue, whose face was sprayed with saliva, yelled:
"Damn it, wait a minute, look again, it's alive again!"

come back to life?
This thing is really quite mysterious, anyway, looking at Zhu Xu who was no longer breathing just now, his chest rose and fell steadily, and his face was rosy, no matter how he looked, he was asleep, not a dead person.

"Brother, brother, what's wrong with you, wake up, wake up!"

Zhu Su shouted loudly and pushed Zhu Xu vigorously.

Lin Xixue was very open-minded, and he was not upset because of Zhu Su's rudeness just now. He also squatted beside Zhu Xu and shouted for him:
"Brother, buddy, this is my house, can you change the place if you die?"

Hearing the shouts of two people, Chai Luo frowned into big knots, why did he find it so weird?
His eyes accidentally turned to the tiger lion not far away, and suddenly found that this guy was smiling.

That's right, the eyes are narrowed into a slit, the corners of the mouth are slightly raised, and placed on the person's body, this appearance is definitely smiling.

Don't rush to make a phone call, the current situation, even if you make a phone call, I'm afraid the doctor may not be able to solve it.This is not a lesion, but something beyond technology.To solve things beyond technology, it is natural to seek answers from things beyond technology.

Crouching in front of the tigon, Chai Luo said softly:
"Is it related to you?"

"That's right, your friend is quite an asshole!"

"Tell me, why is he an asshole, does he want to molest you?"

"You seem to be more of a jerk..."

"Well, you're right, sometimes I think I'm an asshole too. You'd better explain to me what's going on, or you'll find out that I'm even more of an asshole than you think!"

"That guy has ideas for me..."

"Fuck, no way, he really intends to kill a beast...and it's a male?!"

Cai Luo's shout suddenly increased by an octave, and the eyes of the tiger, lion, and beast were no longer ugly when they heard his words, but were almost distorted.

"He wants to keep me for himself!"

"Oh, I misunderstood."

"You did it on purpose!"

Being able to scold her like a beast, Chai Luo found that his skills had indeed increased in terms of bad mouth.

"Okay, let's go on!"

"In order to achieve his goal, he tried to lure me to a place with ringgrass, trap me with that nasty little thing that can entangle anything that invades its territory, then kidnap me and flee the scene, very quickly Are you a bastard, the level of a bastard is almost catching up with you!"

"Well, that's right, but even if I don't see him now, I know that he will not succeed, because you are not a low-end creature like a tigon!"

"Haha, you are so right. Seeing that the ringworm successfully wrapped me in it, he naively thought he had succeeded, so he wanted to catch me. Unfortunately, who am I, I just released a little Toxic gas, he became what he is now."

"Oh, that kind of grass is really annoying. I was trapped by that thing too. It's obviously grass, but its toughness is almost as tough as fishing nets. How did you get out of it?"

"It's easy, the taste of that thing is really bad!"

"Damn, you ate the damn grass? Are you a carnivore or a herbivore? Or omnivorous?"

"Although I don't deny what you said about omnivores, why do you always feel that you are scolding me?"

"That's because you think too much, will he die, or sleep for a while?"

"What do you want?"

"He and I are both human beings of the same kind. You know what I think, especially since this incident happened in my home. If anything happened to him, I can't escape it."

"Oh, I see, don't worry, just sleep for a while, it won't exceed an hour at most!"

"After waking up, he won't become a fool, will he?"

"He wasn't smart at first..."

"..."

To say that a nationally famous zoologist is not smart?
Forget it, maybe Zhu Xu is really not a smart person when it comes to dealing with people.But Chai Luo still didn't want Zhu Xulian to lose his last advantage.

"Don't worry, he won't be any different from before when he wakes up. My poison gas doesn't have that function."

"Your habits remind me of an animal in the animal kingdom, and his name is a skunk, or a weasel!"

"You're still scolding me..."

"Ha ha……"

Cai Luo laughed loudly and indulgently.After knowing that Zhu Xu was not in danger, his heart finally fell to the ground.

The laughter startled Zhu Su, who was calling for his brother loudly, and rushed to Chai Luo's side in three steps and two steps:
"My brother is like this, you still have the heart to laugh!"

With a kick, Cai Luo, who was defenseless, was kicked somersault by him and sat on the ground.

(End of this chapter)