League of Legends: Dynasty Creation

Chapter 128.Wife, I will never drink again!
"No, no, no, no, please!"

Zhou Shufen waved to the team members with an apologetic expression on her face. She and UZI strenuously supported Jiang Bufan by one arm, and pushed Jiang Bufan into the back seat with all her strength, her face changed instantly.

"How many dishes are there? Drink like this? Huh?"

Zhou Shufen turned her head, gasped and glared at UZI: "You didn't even say to persuade me? Just watched your coach and let them bully you?!"

UZI pursed his lips, wiped his chubby face, his eyes wandered from side to side.

Seeing the expression of the little fat man in front of her, Zhou Shufen suppressed her anger with all her strength, turned around and got into the car without saying a word, and slammed the door behind her.

"Oh! Old Jiang is miserable!"

UZI watched the car go away, suddenly laughed, turned and walked back to the store.

"gross……"

In the back seat, Jiang Bufan was a little dizzy from the bumps in the car, and murmured in a low voice.

"Hold it! Go home and vomit again! I beg you, please!"

Zhou Shufen held the steering wheel with both hands, begged with despair on her face.

"vomit!"

……

Regardless of the filth on his body, Zhou Shufen moved Jiang Bufan into the room with great effort, helped him to the toilet, and patted Jiang Bufan's back to serve him.

"Jiang Bufan, will you still drink in the future?"

Seeing him regain some consciousness, Zhou Shufen asked with a sad face.

"No, stop drinking!"

Jiang Bufan waved his hands weakly.

"What about drinking later?"

Zhou Shufen's tone was serious.

"Again, drink again, chop, chop!"

"No, change it!"

"Chop, chop...vomit!"

After tossing until two o'clock in the morning, Zhou Shufen finally cleaned up Jiang Bufan's body and threw him on the bed.

Looking at the messy living room and remembering the tragedy in the car, Zhou Shufen sighed faintly.

The greatest enemy of love is daily necessities, trivial matters of life.

……

Opening his eyes again, what Jiang Bufan saw was a white ceiling.

"hiss!"

The severe pain in his head made Jiang Bufan gasp.

The sound of the vacuum cleaner came from the living room, Jiang Bufan stood up, walked into the living room, and found Zhou Shufen with a serious face, pushing the vacuum cleaner to clean the room.

"what time is it?"

Jiang Bufan rubbed his head and looked around. His clothes on the clothes rack on the balcony were being blown by the breeze and fluttering.

No one spoke, only the hum of the vacuum cleaner.

Glancing around, he picked up his mobile phone from the coffee table, glanced at WeChat, and said hello to Abu and the others, and looked at the time, it was already noon.

Looking up at Zhou Shufen, still busy cleaning with a Sima face, Jiang Bufan said with some guilt: "Uh... go out for a big meal at noon?"

"Would you like some more drink?"

Zhou Shufen didn't turn her head, and her tone couldn't tell her emotions.

"Hmm... has the car been washed? I'll go out and wash the car, and buy some food by the way?"

"I finished washing the car this morning."

The man's intuition told Jiang Bufan that the woman in front of him had to be coaxed.

Jiang Bufan is very good at chasing women.

But Jiang Bufan is not very good at coaxing women.

Judging from Jiang Bufan's experience of so many years in the sea of ​​flowers, the following routine plot is nothing more than his own skinny face and sticking to Zhou Shufen's cold ass. In the end, Zhou Shufen burst into tears and Jiang Bufan continued to comfort the iron while the iron was hot to complete the relationship. play.

At this time, no matter what Jiang Bufan said, it was wrong, because the woman in front of him just wanted to find an excuse to quarrel with Jiang Bufan.

Taking out his phone and finding a contact, Jiang Bufan quickly entered a string of text, and after receiving a reply from the other party, Jiang Bufan turned off his phone, put on a smiling face and stood up.

"I'll mop the floor!"

With that said, Jiang Bufan took the mop graciously and started mopping the floor.

"..."

Zhou Shufen put away the vacuum cleaner expressionlessly, sat on the sofa, turned on the phone and started playing with it.

Pushing the mop to Zhou Shufen's feet, Jiang Bufan sneered with some embarrassment: "Sister Zhou, can you lift your foot?"

The woman looked up with cold eyes.

"Cough cough!"

Jiang Bufan coughed twice, and went around to the other side to mop the floor.

"Ding dong!"

Doorbell rang.

Jiang Bufan opened the door nonchalantly.

"Hello, we are the management staff of the property, are you the owner?"

"Uh... I'm not the owner, what can you do?"

"It's like this. The door of the underground garage downstairs has been used for six years, which is beyond the warranty period of the manufacturer. We are consulting the owner this time to see if it is necessary to replace the garage door!"

"Oh, you just want to sign, don't you?"

"Yes, but the owner must sign in person. Are you the owner?"

"Although I'm not the owner, you want to share the money equally with each household, right? I'll pay the money and I'll sign it, is that okay?"

"No way……"

Hearing the voice coming from the door, Zhou Shufen stood up, walked over, and said in a bad tone: "What's going on?"

Just as he walked to the door, Jiang Bufan suddenly turned around and knelt down on one knee in front of him.

"This is?"

At this moment, Zhou Shufen was a little confused.

Music played outside the door: "Listen to me, hold hands, let's go together..."

Jiang Bufan took out a small box, raised both hands without saying a word.

"Could it be..."

Zhou Shufen covered her face with her hands, jumped up and down twice, and then excitedly took the small box from Jiang Bufan's hand.

Opened it to find a note inside.

Zhou Shufen took away the note, groped in the box for a long time, and found that it was empty.

Pulling the note, there is a sentence written on it.

"My wife, I will never drink again!"

Jiang Bufan gave Zhang Xiaodong a thumbs up behind him, indicating that the battle was a great success.

Zhang Xiaodong nodded with a strange expression, and reached out to close the door for the two of them.

He guessed that the war was coming.

……

When Jiang Bufan appeared at the team base again, everyone laughed when they saw him.

UZI said: "Old Jiang! You must have been raped by Zhou Shufen again!"

Jiang Bufan's eyes widened: "You, why do you say that people are innocent?"

"Brother Dong himself said that he saw you being hung up and beaten by Zhou Shufen!"

"Can the matter of the couple be called beating?"

Then there are some incomprehensible trifles, new ways of playing and other half-understandable words.

The training room was filled with joy for a while.

"Jiangshen, do we need to make some preparations for tomorrow's two games against Acfun and EP?"

Analyst TT leaned over, looked at the schedule in his hand and asked.

"Don't mess with me, how do you prepare for this kind of Internet cafe team?"

Jiang Bufan rolled his eyes: "Just keep an eye on the LCK for me honestly, and you don't have to worry about the domestic one!"

"Oh!"

TT shrank his head and stepped back.

Sitting back in front of his computer, Jiang Bufan opened his mailbox casually and found that he had a letter in the mail.

It's from Kkoma.

(End of this chapter)