League of Legends: Dynasty Creation

Chapter 315.European and American nerds battle the music circle!

Chapter 315.European and American nerds battle the music circle!

"No! You can't play this song!"

In a nightclub in Chicago, Illinois, USA, a Caucasian teenager wearing glasses pushed his glasses and shouted angrily at the DJ who was playing "Team S4xg Championship Testimonials" on the stage.

"Ok?"

Just as he finished yelling, several black uncles with big arms and round waists immediately surrounded him, and a black man stretched out a palm bigger than the head of the white boy, patted the head of the white boy lightly, and then remained silent. , pouted and nodded in the direction of the door.

The white boy suddenly lost all momentum, lowered his head and didn't dare to look at the black powers, and said weakly: "But... this song is Jiang Lai from the XG team dissing our European and American teams..."

"Listen, boy!"

A black force bent down, and his big head was directly on the forehead of the white boy: "We don't care who dissed this song, and we don't care about the damn European and American teams you are talking about!"

"I'll count to three, and if you continue to hang around in front of me, you son of a bitch, I promise!"

"Will put your head up your asshole!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Hey! Rio! This rap of yours has the inner flavor of that song!"

Under the gaze of a group of black forces.The white boy walked towards the door with trembling steps and three turns, his eyes were full of fear and suppressed anger!

"Damn Brother Ni! Damn XG team!"

After leaving the nightclub, the Caucasian boy spat fiercely at the nightclub, and then said viciously: "I want to represent justice, represent our great C9 team, and spray you to death on the Internet!"

…………

Back home, the white teenager logged into his account on Riddit, Mr. Mighty Superman, and began to post words.

"... Now, this song full of personal attacks and insults has become popular all over the United States, and many ignorant Nee and mentally retarded people are still playing this song in nightclubs and bars. A goddamn song...

As supporters of the LCS division, we should unite and collectively boycott this mentally handicapped song!
I declare!From today onwards, we will increase the popularity of the song "XG Team Everyone Loves" and completely suppress "Team S4xg's Testimonials on Winning the Championship"! "

"Seconded!"

"+1!"

"I went to a nightclub today, and just because this song was playing in the bar, I rushed up and beat that DJ hard!"

"It's great upstairs!"

"Mr. Mighty Superman is mighty!"

…………

Therefore, on the other side of the earth, any list with "Team S4xg's Testimonials on Winning the Championship" will be suppressed by another song "XG Team Loved by Everyone"...

Jiang Bufan didn't know whether this group of European and American nerds achieved their goal, but from this day on, the popularity of XG team in Europe and America has risen exponentially!
In Google's popular searches, the popularity of the XG team overwhelmed Obama's appointment as XX, becoming a hot topic this week!

In riddt, a forum of a professional baseball team.

"What is Team XG? Which baseball team?"

In the official forum of League of Legends.

"No! I heard it's a professional team from the online game League of Legends!"

"XG team? Is this our new LCS team?"

"No, it's a Chinese team..."

In the DOTA2 forums in Europe and America.

"Have you heard? In the League of Legends circle next door, all the European and American teams were hanged and beaten by a Chinese team!"

"Damn it! Can't you see the atmosphere when you talk on horseback? Didn't we also get beaten by the Chinese team at TI4 this year?!"

…………

At the same time, because of the popularity of the song "S4XG Team Championship Testimonials", the popularity of this year's S4 Global Finals has been raised to another level!
More people who eat melons also became interested in this competition because they heard this song. They want to see if the XG team can not win the championship in this year's S4 global finals!

And all of this has nothing to do with the XG team far away in TP...

It was dark at night, and after coaxing the team members back to his room, Jiang Bufan finished washing and lay down on the bed a little tired.

"Ding ding ding dong~"

Zhou Shufen sent a video chat.

"Crooked?"

As soon as he got connected, Jiang Bufan saw Zhou Shufen lying on the bedside in pink pajamas on the phone.

"Hey! It's a pity! Even if you use this posture to video with me, I can't see anything that interests me from your collar!"

Hearing Jiang Bufan say such words, Zhou Shufen even raised her eyebrows, without the slightest intention to pull up her collar: "Look at you like this, you are quite hypocritical? Are you playing with Taiwanese girls over there?"

Jiang Bufan smiled immediately: "Don't say that! When I came on stage today, the female referee behind me looked quite young! It's just that the time was a bit tight. After directing the banpick, I went to shake hands with the opposite party. I got the mobile phone number of a Taiwanese girl..."

"Okay! Jiang Bufan! You're good at what you're capable of!" Zhou Shufen slightly brushed the hair next to her ears, her expression unchanged, and continued, "Then you still have a chance tomorrow?"

"I have a fart chance, the referee will be changed tomorrow!"

"You're out of breath, aren't you?"

After chatting for a while, Jiang Bufan excused that there was a game tomorrow and was about to hang up, but Zhou Shufen forced her to tell her a story. Seeing that he was about to start an unhealthy chat, Jiang Bufan quickly found an excuse and hung up the phone.

Thinking about it, Jiang Bufan tilted his head and fell asleep holding the phone.

…………

On September 2014, 9, the second day of the S19 Global Finals group stage.

Jiang Bufan stood on the player's bench and looked back. Sure enough, today was a four-eyed male referee, and he couldn't help but sigh.

"Pity!"

The little monkey was chewing gum, and when he heard the words, he turned his head slightly and asked, "What's the pity?"

Jiang Bufan said angrily: "It's a pity that you are so stupid that you have to resist pressure again today!"

When the little monkey heard this, he almost swallowed the chewing gum in his mouth: "Don't! Lao Jiang, I feel hot today. Don't you give me that big Kerry?"

"Big Kerry? Is the big tree enough?"

When the little dog heard it, he immediately agreed on the other side: "Big tree is good! I just like big trees!"

"Don't!" The little monkey begged with a bitter face, "Lao Jiang, today you bring me a knife girl like a crocodile, and I will kill the opponent alone at the third level!"

"What did you say?"

Jiang Bufan patted the little monkey's head with the notebook in his hand and said, "You can choose the hero you want to hit the road today! If you can't solo kill at the third level, I will give you the big tree in this World Championship!"

"Don't worry! I'm going to be Kerry in this game!"

(End of this chapter)

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