An arrogant concubine fell from the harem

Chapter 338 Am I Uneducated? (6)

With a loud voice, I said loudly: "Queen Dowager, the concubine has met." I was proud: "Queen Dowager, this concubine came up with it herself, Concubine De didn't tell the concubine."

The queen mother said: "Concubine Shu, tell me."

I said: "Smelly farts don't sound, loud farts don't stink, Huang—" I felt something was wrong, so I quickly shut up.God, how can I talk but head? The word "Emperor" is about to blurt out.I, I, I don't want to die, do I?I hastened to remedy the situation, faltering and saying, "Well, that—well, that man's farts are loud and stinky."

When I said the first half, all the people laughed uproariously, and some even laughed until their stomach ached, their noses and saliva flowed, and when they heard the words "Huang—that", they burst out laughing abruptly. end.Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, their faces turned red, and their necks couldn't be thicker.But they could only choose to hold back, even if they suffocated to death, they did not dare to laugh out loud.A small leak will sink a great ship.

You know, the "Emperor—that" I said was referring to Wu Dalang with open guns and dark arrows. If Wu Dalang and Longyan were furious, the price of this smile would be very heavy.

Wu Dalang over there had his face tense, but he couldn't hold it tight. The smile in his eyes that couldn't be contained, jumped out intentionally or unintentionally.

I knew I was wrong, so I didn't dare to look at Wu Dalang, and lowered my head timidly.

The queen mother didn't want to faint this time.She looked at me, neither smiling nor not, it was just dumbfounding like that.For a long time, the Queen Mother could only let out a long sigh: "Concubine Shu, should the Ai family praise you for being smart, or call you bold?"

I feel guilty and dare not speak.

Wu Dalang laughed, and he said lightly: "Mother, today is the Double Ninth Festival, and it's rare for everyone to be happy. I should also have a lot of adults, and let Concubine Shu go."

The Empress Dowager nodded, and glanced at me with a smile: "Concubine Shu, I haven't thanked the Emperor yet."

I stood up, walked up to Wu Dalang, and kowtowed to him: "My concubine thanked the emperor for not beheading me."

Wu Dalang looked at me and shook his head. When he helped me up, he put his mouth next to my ear and said softly in a voice that only I could hear: "Next time I ask you to sleep with me, Settle the score again." - Settle the score again?What does recalculation mean?Although I couldn't figure out what "reckoning again" meant, I was still scared out of my wits, and couldn't help but let out a "hey" and nearly fell to the ground.

Everyone looked at me, bewildered.

But Wu Dalang raised his head and laughed "haha" as the scheme succeeded.

My face couldn't help but flushed.

(End of this chapter)