An arrogant concubine fell from the harem

Chapter 415 Because, I Like You! (5)

Wu Erlang said softly: "During the Double Ninth Festival last year, I saw that you dared to make fun of the emperor, and when you said the sentence 'smelly farts are not loud, loud farts are not stinky, that person's farts are loud and stinky', I thought you were a bit interesting, and when I saw you dancing that wild pole dance, I thought you were even more interesting, and I felt that you were different from other women. Then I saw you jumping into the water, desperately When Concubine Xian was rescued, I fell in love with you uncontrollably."

I blushed and was even more at a loss.

I think I am really useless, other things are fine, I can even say that I am not afraid of anything, but when it comes to the relationship between men and women, I have no master, I belong to the kind of wimp who has a heart but no guts.

Wu Erlang said: "Pan Jinlian, I mean it, I really like you! Hurry up, promise me, let's elope."

I lowered my head and said hesitantly, "How do you elope? Do you think it's a little boy's house? I guess we'll give it to the emperor not long after we leave the palace, or your mother will send blood drops to hunt you down and take our heads." !"

Wu Erlang was disappointed: "Pan Jinlian, you don't like me?"

I thought about it for a while, and then said, "It's not that I don't like it, but I prefer my human head, which grows safely on my neck."

Elopement is fun—but it's too unrealistic.

The most famous elopements in ancient times were Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun.But Sima Xiangru is not an ordinary person. He became famous later as a Fu writer and musician. Zhuo Wenjun is not only beautiful, but also good at the piano, with extraordinary literary talent and courage.After the two eloped, life was difficult, so Zhuo Wenjun let go of his status as a rich lady, pawned his jewelry, opened a wine shop, and sold wine himself.

The other couple who eloped were also very famous, Li Jing and Hong Fu Nu.

Hongfu girl was born as a singing prostitute, but she has a unique insight, while Li Jing is a talented man in trouble, both civil and military, skilled in military strategy, and has great ambitions.Later, Li Jing was granted the title of Duke of Wei due to his meritorious service, and Hong Fu's wife was also given the title of first-rank wife because of her husband's dignity.The two loved each other and lived together for a lifetime.

I have self-knowledge, know that my level is limited, and my ability is also limited. I can't be the second Zhuo Wenjun, and I can be the second red Buddha girl.As for Wu Erlang, he is neither Sima Xiangru nor Li Jing, but a majestic prince. If I really elope with him, even if the Queen Mother is willing to let us go, will Wu Dalang be willing?In the end, it's just a dead end.

(End of this chapter)