An arrogant concubine fell from the harem

Chapter 81 Servant Bed (1)

Although I was reluctant, the canonization ceremony came.

Early in the morning, a court lady woke me up from the bed, and then a large group of people surrounded me, first let me take a bath, and after the bath, dressed me up, combed my hair, and put on makeup.Then I put on a dragon, phoenix, pearl and emerald crown, a red long-sleeved gown, and a Xiapei on top of it, as well as a long red skirt embroidered with golden dragon and phoenix patterns.

I saw one of my faces in the bronze mirror, and it looked like a Huadan on the stage.

Another face powder, eyeliner, eye shadow, green eyebrows, red lips, and a "cheek blush" on the left and right cheeks. Seeing Hua's pretty face when she was driving and seeing a flat tire, she turned into a scary ghost who ran out in the middle of the night.

The ancient people did some shit like going to war on the battlefield, the procedures and etiquette were extremely cumbersome.

I am bored.

Seeing my eyebrows tightly knit together, looking impatient and wanting to get angry, Chunmei hurriedly comforted me by the side: "Miss, it's almost over, it's almost over."

Chunmei's words reminded me of when the teacher taught history in middle school and talked about the last emperor Puyi.Puyi was only three years old when he became emperor.Because he was too young, he kept crying on the day he ascended the throne, and an eunuch coaxed him and said, "It's almost over, it's almost over." As a result, the Qing Empire accepted his precious words, and it was really over soon.

Are Chunmei's words a prophecy that I, the emperor's concubine, will soon be finished? --fart!Complete bird!In ancient times, I hadn't reached the age of eighteen flowers. When I was only a bud of sixteen flowers, did it end so quickly?Anyway, I have to live enough to finish, right?
"Chunmei—"

"Miss, what's the matter?"

"Tell me, what does the emperor look like?"

"Miss, this servant has never seen the emperor."

"I know you haven't seen it before, so I asked you to guess, don't you even know how to guess? Really!"

"The servant girl can't figure it out."

"Depend on."

"Miss, what do you rely on? The slaves don't understand."

"Damn - rely on you! Really!"

"Rely on me? Miss, how do you explain this?"

"I won't tell you! You are too stupid, your IQ is too low, and you are so stupid."

"IQ? Miss, what is IQ? The slaves are getting more and more confused."

"Depend on!"

"Miss, why do you rely on me again?"

"I won't tell you! If I talk to you again, I will piss you off! You're so stupid."

(End of this chapter)