Chapter 89 Are You A Man? (1)

I walked over to the bed, yawning and stretching.

At the edge of the bed, I was just about to take off my shoes, climb into bed, and make a date with my dear Zhou.Wu Dalang, who had been reading over there, suddenly dropped the book in his hand and stood up with a "whoosh".

He said calmly and coldly: "I - I sleep on the bed! You sleep on the floor!"

"What?" I couldn't believe my ears, turned my head and looked at him in disbelief.

The reason why I was so surprised was that firstly, this Wu Dalang was not dumb, he could speak; secondly, these barbaric and rude words came from a man's mouth?Three times, his voice was exactly the same as Wu Zhi's.

Wu Dalang said clearly: "I sleep on the bed! You sleep on the floor!"

"What?" I asked again, unable to respond.

Wu Dalang strode over, he stared at me, his eyes were as cold as ice, and his voice was as cold as ice: "Are you deaf? Can't hear me?"

I blinked, and I said: "I heard you talking, but I don't understand what it means." After a pause, I added another sentence: "I am puzzled to hear this, it doesn't seem like someone from From a man's mouth."

"Then what should a man say?" Wu Dalang asked in a deep voice.

"You should say, you sleep on the bed, I sleep on the floor!" I said

"What?" Wu Dalang frowned.

I said loudly, "Who would tell a woman to sleep on the floor? What's the point?"

Wu Dalang insisted: "I am the emperor, should I be asked to sleep on the ground?"

I snorted, very disdainful: "What's the matter with the emperor? The emperor is the king of a country, he should be sensible, know the book and know the etiquette, and he should respect—er, that, that respects the old and loves women and children!" What's more, he has eaten the guts of a leopard and is not afraid of him at all, probably because he looks like Wu Zhi.I said again: "Do you know what it means to respect the elderly and love women and children? If you don't know, let me tell you, it means respecting the elderly and caring for women and children!"

Wu Dalang snorted through his nostrils.

He's the one who doesn't bother to talk shit with me—in fact, it's not that he's lazy to talk shit with me, but he doesn't bother to talk shit with me.He also doesn't engage in respecting the elderly and caring for women and children with me.

Probably this self-respecting guy thinks that other than him, everyone else in the world is nothing but rubbish.

(End of this chapter)

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