Self-cultivation of Kuaichuan Green Tea

Chapter 40 The World of Program Derangement (2)

Crouching time is boring, but cats tend to get sleepy. Qu Lingyuan told Yi Ling to stare at the company gate, and she lay down on a tree and fell asleep lazily.

Tool man Yiling: "." He didn't really want to talk.

The sun in spring had already set in the west, and Yiling felt that he had waited forever before seeing Ye Yunfeng walking out quickly at the door carrying a file bag, and quickly put Qu Ling, who had been sleeping all afternoon, in a hurry. The kite cried out.

Qu Lingyuan half-opened her eyes, stretched her waist unhurriedly, and jumped off the tree.

Ye Yunfeng, who was standing at the door talking with the company's executives, suddenly felt his trouser legs being pulled. When he lowered his head, a little black cat was hugging his ankle, raised his head, and stared at him with a pair of bright golden eyes. with him.

"Haha, Mr. Ye, it seems that this little guy likes you very much." The executive squatted down, trying to pet the kitten's head.

Qu Lingyuan tilted her head to avoid it, her claws were still clinging to Ye Yunfeng's trouser legs.

She is still a human being at heart, how could she be touched so unscrupulously!

"Look, it took the initiative to hug you, but didn't let me touch it," the executive stood up regretfully, "I have nothing else to do, so I'll go first."

"Okay," Ye Yunfeng focused all his attention on the little black cat, without even looking at him, he responded, picked up Qu Lingyuan from the ground, and said to Qu Lingyuan, "Want to go home with me?"

Qu Lingyuan nodded, startling Ye Yunfeng.

"Can you understand?"

Kitten nodded again.

Ye Yunfeng, who picked up the smart kitten, was in a surprisingly good mood. He wanted to go shopping at first, but what did he want to buy?

Forget it, let's take the cat home first.

He wanted to keep a pet. He had thought about it for a long time. Every time he wanted to go to the pet store, he didn't have time, but if he asked the secretary to help him buy a pet, he was afraid that it would not be what he wanted when he came back. Now there is such a smart and beautiful little black pet. Cat, what is it like?The arrangement of fate!

Qu Lingyuan: I have my own arrangements somewhere.

As soon as he got home, Ye Yunfeng sent a text message to the secretary.

"What do you need to prepare for raising a cat? Buy it all for me, and I will reimburse you later, double."

double! ?When the secretary saw the text message, the creases on his face were all smiles, the president is generous.

It doesn't matter if you get reimbursed or anything, it's the president's precious cat, so you must use the best for everything, hehe.
With the temptation of money, the speed of the secretary's work can be described as the speed of light. Within half an hour, he showed up at the door of Ye Yunfeng's house with a huge box in his arms.

Ye Yunfeng took the box and closed the door with a "bang", leaving the smiling secretary petrified in place.

Mr. Ye, at least let me say something.

The poor secretary sighed and was about to turn around and leave when the door opened again, and Ye Yunfeng poked his head out: "How much did it cost?"

"Ten to ten thousand." The secretary was taken aback.

"Go back and wait for the transfer."

"boom"!The door was closed again.

secretary:"."

After returning home, the secretary received a transfer of [-] yuan from Mr. Ye.

Although the process was very sad, the easy-to-earn 1 yuan really made him feel happy and cloudless.

Ye Yunfeng opened the big box that the secretary brought, and flipped through the contents.

Cat litter, cat litter box, cat litter, cat body wash, cat food, food bowl, cat snacks, hair remover, catnip, cat toys, etc., a bunch of miscellaneous things gave him a headache.

Regardless of other things, food and clothing is the number one problem, let's feed the cats first!
Without doing anything, Ye Yunfeng took out the food bowl, removed the cat food, and pushed it in front of Qu Lingyuan.

Qu Lingyuan wrinkled her nose and sniffed, then slapped the cat bowl in front of her with her paw.

What a joke, no matter how expensive cat food is, can she eat it?
"You don't want to eat this?" Ye Yunfeng suspected that the secretary deceived him with fake cat food.

Secretary: "???" It's none of my business.

Qu Lingyuan nodded again.

"Then what do you eat?" Ye Yunfeng also had a headache, he had never raised a cat, let alone a cat that didn't eat cat food.

Qu Lingyuan uttered "meow meow" a few times to no avail, dragged him by the hem of his trousers, dragged him to the kitchen, jumped onto the stove, and slapped the lid of the pot with her paw.

"You want to eat what I made?" Ye Yunfeng understood.

Qu Lingyuan still nodded.

Ye Yunfeng looked at Qu Lingyuan, stroked her chin and pondered for a while: "Are you only nodding?"

Qu Lingyuan: (_)
Touching the back of the hand that was bitten by a certain cat furiously, a certain CEO was successfully suppressed by the slavishness of the excrement shovel officer, and started cooking in the kitchen.

There is still some chicken breast at home, so I managed to make something edible. Qu Lingyuan sniffed it, took a bite reluctantly, then spit it out of her mouth immediately, and left gracefully with her tail flicking. .

Ye Yunfeng was about to throw away the plate of meat in frustration, when she saw Qu Lingyuan running back with something still in her mouth.

"Salt? Do you think it's tasteless?" Ye Yunfeng was refreshed again, "Cats can't eat salty things?"

He still has this common sense, but he didn't expect that there would be cats with such no virtue.

Qu Lingyuan meowed, and pushed the salt in his direction again, beckoning him to help put the salt.

It's annoying not being able to talk.Qu Lingyuan felt that she was driving herself crazy.

Ye Yunfeng quickly put some salt in and mixed well.

After a series of training, Qu Lingyuan finally had a full meal, and her heart seemed to be soaked in sour water, so sour that it was bubbling.

She ran to the window sill to think deeply, and couldn't help but feel hopeless, cat life is so difficult.

At night, Ye Yunfeng wanted to go back to the house to sleep, and put Qu Lingyuan on the side of the bed with her arms in her arms. The undressing was done in one go, so frightened that Qu Lingyuan quickly covered her eyes with her paws to avoid seeing things she shouldn't see.

Who knows if this thing likes to sleep naked?
Seeing her human-like movements, Ye Yunfeng became curious, picked her up, turned her back, pulled her two hind legs away, and muttered while watching: "Are you a male and a female?"

"Meow!!!!" Qu Lingyuan yelled loudly, kicked off Ye Yunfeng's hand, ran out of the bedroom and never came back.

No human rights! ! !Qu Lingyuan couldn't release her shame and anger, she could only dance around the room.Fortunately, I am a black cat, otherwise I would blush!
"Lingyuan, mourning," Yiling said in a heavy tone, but his expression betrayed his gloating mood, "But, to be honest, you should draw a skill first."

After Qu Lingyuan was hit by a cat at the beginning, she forgot to draw skills.

"Come on." Qu Lingyuan nestled quietly on the sofa.

Looking at the familiar cards, the cat paws a little.

Sure enough, cats would clog their teeth when they drank cold water when they were unlucky.

"Master chef? I'm a cat, what's the use of having a master chef???" Qu Lingyuan felt despair for the umpteenth time today. It's not so useless, at least it's still useful in human form, isn't it?

To be a cat, you still have to be optimistic and face life with a smile.

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Comrade Ah Chao: Believe me, this world is really not a comedy.real!
(End of this chapter)