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Chapter 2 - 02
Chapter 2 - 02
On the day of reporting to OD, Jian Hao drove to pick him up.There is a CEO who acts as a driver himself, so the cards are huge!An Zai was a little elated, and the signal in his brain magnified and froze on the screen of "the talented player ZAI surprised all four and led OD all the way to break through and finally win the cup".
The car gradually left the urban area, and the trees outside the window were like the scale of the city, measuring the distance between dream and absurdity.
Everything is like a dream. Even though I have always held the belief that I will never give up until I reach my goal, but when this moment really comes, there is still a sense of unreality.
The car finally stopped at the gate of a villa area on the outskirts of the city.Ann dragged the small box again, sniffed and looked up at this ordinary-looking three-story villa, just like a devout pilgrim seeing Mecca for the first time, the whole house has its own special effects of holy light—it used to be here Out of the generation of ancient dynasties, out of five radiant heroes, out of pride and loss, out of the youth of a generation of teenagers.Walking through this door, she will say goodbye to Ann in the previous 17 years.Courage, strength, enthusiasm, and persistence are her only bargaining chips.
"Where dreams begin", these words suddenly flashed in my heart, and a balloon swelled up in my heart, so that my whole body would fly up.
Jian Hao took An Zai's box, "Remember what you said, remember why you came here."
An Zai nodded heavily, and pushed open the gate of the base.
"Trench! Dare to show me!"
"Kill kill kill kill!"
"Catch him, catch him, catch him! Go to hell!"
The shouts blowing in the wind gave An Zai the illusion of walking into an Internet cafe, and her palms couldn't help itching, wishing she could immediately rush into the canyon and swing a knife to get a pentakill.
There is a row of glittering trophies on the showcase in the hallway, and a few group photos hang on the wall, showing the past glory of this team.
"Can I touch this trophy?"
"There will be plenty of time in the future!"
Walking into the lobby on the first floor, there are computers surrounded by walls, and teenagers wearing headphones are clattering on the keyboard and mouse.A boy with dark circles all over his face drifted by wearing a pull-up board. When he saw Jian Hao saying hello, he tried to open his eyes and looked An Zai up and down, "Newcomer?"
"Come, come! Let me introduce you, this is our new team member, An Zai!" Jian Hao shouted in the middle of the living room with his arms crossed.
The team members didn't have much interest in the roar, they turned around and waved their hands to continue fighting.
An Zai was a little embarrassed, and turned her head to look around.At the corner of the wall, a person had a sock in his left hand and chopsticks in his right, putting socks on his feet while chewing. Emmmmm
"His ID is ZAI!"
This sentence is obviously more attractive than the arrival of new players.The absent-minded team members pushed the earphones back and asked, "Who?"
"ZAI! ZAI!"
"Where is it? Where is it?"
The cold wind blows behind him, and a yellow light flashes instantly.Swish, swish, yellow light circled An three times, a flash jumped to the corner of the wall, slapped someone's back, murmured and couldn't understand what to say.
"He, that little (that kid) he @#¥%&"
"I understand Chinese better than you." Huang Mao's paw was caught by the backhand and flung away.
An opened her eyes again, and saw clearly that the yellow light turned out to be a little yellow hair, counting the hair, it was not a few centimeters taller than her.If the word "skin like creamy fat" can describe a boy, it would be the most suitable for him.A pair of slender phoenix eyes and a small red mouth.Don't be a witch disguised as a man!
The person he was photographing impatiently knocked his yellow hair away, tapped his toes, and the chair immediately turned 180 degrees, unabashedly looking up and down at Anzai.
The black bangs slightly covered the eyes, connecting with the black eyelashes, and the black pupils flashed a dark ink-like light - a boy with soft light and shadows.He looked tall and tall, slumped on a chair and raised one leg, clasped his hands, and twirled his two thumbs rapidly.
Is this an e-sports male model?No matter how strong it is, this appearance is also very valuable.An looked at him again, he was definitely not the main player of OD, but his temperament was worth [-] to [-] yuan.
An Zai said in a deep voice, "Hi everyone, I'm ZAI, playing mid laner. Seniors, please take care of me in the future!" There was a bright smile on his face.I thought this introduction was safe and friendly, but I didn't expect that the male model cocked his mouth, turned back to his chair and continued to click on the mouse.
"Brother Jian is fine! How did you trick him here?"
"The ZAI who was very popular before? I haven't seen you in the game for a while!"
"The final exam is coming, so I didn't play the game," An Zai explained shyly.
"Are you that ZAI? The one who pressed Xiao Ji on the ground and rubbed him in RANK before?"
"It's just a round of RANK! How many times do you have to say it?" The e-sports male model shook his hair impatiently.
"Okay, I'll let you get to know each other later!" Jian Hao dragged An Zai and dragged the box to start the Novice Village mission: "The first floor is the training room for the youth trainees, and the basement is the training room for the OD home team. They are free to rank You can check it out when you have time. The second and third floors are offices and dormitories. The main players in the base live in a single room, and the other two or three people share a room."
Hearing that they were going to live together, An Zai's body tensed up instantly, he shook his head, and stared at Jian Hao.Still thinking about how to open his mouth to ask the most embarrassing question, there was a sound of kicking and pulling behind him, and Xiao Huangmao followed up with his head shrunk, excitedly trying to snatch the position of the village chief of Xinshou Village, but Jian Hao picked him up , deported with a look of disgust, "Go, go, hit your RANK, what are you talking about?!"
"I, I. Look, okay?" Xiao Huangmao stuttered a little, speaking very stiffly.
"Look at Mao, let's go to training! If the score goes up, go to your parents, Xiba!"
The little yellow hair was scolded inexplicably, pouting her pink mouth and groaning aggrievedly, she shuffled her feet and moved away with one step and three turns.
Seeing the little yellow hair disappear around the corner, Jian Hao turned his head and said to An:
"Well, the room at the base is tense now, so you should feel wronged and live in the warehouse by yourself first, ah." 'Ah' the voice is flat, with comfort.
"live alone?"
"Myself." Jian Hao quickly raised his eyebrows twice, showing a fox-like cunning.Anzai looked very at ease.
It is said to be a warehouse, but it is actually a small compartment the size of a palm on the top floor of the villa.Half of the compartment is filled with various sundries, and the other half has a single bed.There is no air conditioner, no windows, no skylight, and the wattage of the lighting is a bit low, making the room look stuffy and dim.
An Zai looked at this messy little shack and was extremely satisfied.She understood Jian Hao's painstaking efforts in such an arrangement.Because of physical reasons, emmm, yes, physical reasons, she can't live with other team members.It's too ostentatious to arrange a single room for a newcomer, but this small warehouse can give Ann enough personal space without pulling hatred, perfect!As for the other bad conditions, all are not worth mentioning!
"You pack it up, tell me what you need, I'll find you a seat." Jian Hao put down the suitcase, walked outside the door and turned around, "ZAI, come on!"
Ann nodded fiercely.
The sundry room is dark and stuffy, but there are thousands of rays of light eager to shine out in the world.Fame is in sight, victory is in sight, she will embark on the journey as a warrior!Go ahead!Thousands of troops will behead the enemy and put their heads under the knife!
"Uh..." Xiao Huangmao appeared at the door at some point.
"Live in Jieli?" Little Huang Maodanfeng's eyes were full of sympathy, she pushed aside the cardboard box at her feet and sat on the bed in disgust, kicked off the slats and crossed her legs, without looking outside.
"That's right. It's not bad!" An Zai grinned, suddenly felt that something was wrong, and immediately closed her mouth, putting on a boyish look.
"Wrong, I thought, you, baby. But Su" Xiao Huangmao didn't know what to say.
An Zai felt weird just now, the little yellow-haired man seemed to have a bamboo stick sticking upright in his tongue, and his speech was stiff and stiff.
"Where are you from?" An Zai took a mouthful of the Beijing film, and his voice was stuttering. Little Huangmao's ears were not very sharp, so he looked at a loss when he heard An Zai's words.
"Naoren? Brain~~~ren?" The little yellow hair poked at the temple.
"You're Chinese, aren't you?" Ann decided to change his language.
"Ah! Ah! Understood! I, Han Han!" The little yellow hair actually understood.
"Ah! Korean!"
"Yes! Yes! Bangzi, Bangzi, me!" Xiao Huangmao pointed at the tip of his nose with excitement.
"." An Zai couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth when he was so thundered.
"what's your name?"
"piaozhong!"
"What? Piouzhong? You have a surname Pi in Korea!"
"No! The skin is boiled~heavy! Two! Moles!"
"Two moles? Oh! Two words!" An Zai touched her head and struggled to decode.
"Hi, Xiba! PAI! PAI! My ID."
"Know Chinese?"
"Understand! Say a lot!" Awesome!Ask for praise and praise O(∩_∩)O.
"What will you say?"
"A lot!" PAI straightened his back, rolled his eyes and thought for a while, "Hungry, sleepy, tired, delicious, not tasty, kill kill kill, up and down, no flash, don't hit me, shit , silly X, damn it."
Every time An Zai heard him say a word, his jaw dropped a layer, and when it finally fell to his chest, he felt that his bust was too big to hold, so he quickly waved his hands, "Enough is enough!"
"A lot! Communication, OK!" Xiao Huangmao triumphantly.
"Who taught your Chinese?" It's all the essence!admire! "How old are you and how long have you been here?"
"Thinking (16), come to OD, one year, me, senior!"
"You've only learned Chinese in one year?" An Zai covered her face, "I'm 17, older than you, my name is sister~~~ brother! Call me brother! I'm an even!"
"Oops. The girl is called! Xiba segia!" Xiao Huangmao taunted.
The bed was occupied by the little yellow hair, and Anzai couldn't open the box in front of people. It would be embarrassing if a sanitary napkin or something fell out.I could only walk around the room three times idly, looking at Huang Mao.Huang Mao also looked at An Zai, and the two stared wide-eyed.
"You don't train?" An Zai finally couldn't help it anymore, PAI tilted his head to study An Zai, his eyes wandered and blurred, and he looked curious.Suddenly jumped up from the bed, approached step by step until the breath smelled.
An Zai was so startled by the sudden approach that his whole body froze, and he raised his fist and wanted to throw it out.The little yellow hair first raised his hand, pressed it on the top of Ann's head, and moved it horizontally to his forehead, one second, two seconds, three seconds, and suddenly jumped three feet high "You are short, ah ha ha ha ha ha ha, you are short! Yo ho! Ha Ha ha ha ha!"
An Zai stiffened again, watching a streak of yellow light jumping and disappearing at the door, feeling tens of thousands of grass and mud horses running past in her heart.
Anzai is 168.5cm, she is absolutely slim and tall among girls, but among boys, she can be regarded as thin and dry.As the lowest altitude in the base, Xiao Huangmao finally saw the basin, rushed to the lobby on the first floor, and threw the "short" hat at everyone's feet.As a result, when Ann went downstairs again, everyone in the base came over and patted her on the head to say hello.
During the closed-door training of all the main players, the matter of worshiping the pier can only be temporarily put on hold.Jian Hao pointed to the two empty seats and motioned for An to choose by himself.An hesitated again—one was on the left of the e-sports male model, and the other was on the right of the e-sports male model. Although they only had a simple meeting, they instinctively felt that this person was difficult to deal with.Do you want to sacrifice the left side of your face?Or should I sacrifice the right cheek?Ann was indecisive again. But PAI enthusiastically patted the seat next to him, "Jieli! Jieli!"
An looked at the noodle and sock man sitting on the left side of the other seat. In line with the bottom line of being a girl's last cleanliness, she resolutely chose the left-handed male model and the right-handed little yellow hair.Compared with the left-handed sock man and the right-handed male model, the little yellow hair still looks very cute.
After choosing the site, I couldn't wait to turn on the computer. PAI stretched his neck to look at the screen, saw that An Zai had logged into the game account, and became excited again.
"My dear ZAI!"
An Zai is a little bit proud, after all, he is the number one king, so he can do it well!
Without waiting for An to cock his tail again, PAI continued to shout: "You are pretending! You have no friends!"
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"Why don't you add friends? No girls? No black?" The noodle-sock man also leaned over, and An tried hard not to look at the strange combination of black and white on his feet.
"My friends don't play games, so I can only play games by myself." An Zai carefully found a reason.It's not a lie, her little sisters are either not interested in the game, or the level is too low to duo, and they can't play together at all.
"You don't have autism, do you?"
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"It's fun to play games together!" The noodle and sock man had a puzzled look on his face, "Come on, come on, let's see if you can cook!"
"Add me! Add me!" Xiao Huangmao waved his little hand to join in the fun.
An Zai was itching for skills, and he couldn't wait to start the first super god in the dream land of OD base.
"What's your ID? Shall I add you?"
"PAI! Friends, first, I'm here!" The little yellow-haired man said before the sock man opened his mouth.
"Did you take the first friend seat of someone pretending to be a great god to treat you to dinner?" The sock man shuffled back to his seat.
"No money! Get out!" Xiao Huangmao cursed with a standard pronunciation.
"After adding, he added me, my ID"
"Handsome, I know you, Xing Nan!"
Xing Nan also had a record of playing as a substitute top laner. Although he is not very famous, An Zai recognized him immediately because of the basic quality of a team fan.
"Yes! Why is Lao Tzu famous?" Xing Nan was flattered.
"emmmmmm" Who made your real name and ID so coquettish, so different from your own?Xing Nan sportsman?The sock man is right!
Xing Nan is the top laner, PAI is the main support, and An Zai is the mid laner. The three team up and form three rows.
Entering the Yuxi Canyon, the breeze is blowing, the mind is refreshed, the grass is luxuriant, and the murderous intent is everywhere.Anzai flicked the electric ball all the way to light up his defense towers.
An Zai played the game very quietly, no matter the wind or the wind, he would only complain.In contrast to the other two, one yelled and the other yelled, one taunted the opponent's dishes, and the other yelled at their own AD (physical output) bit pit.
Finally, our own AD seemed to feel the disgust of PAI through the screen, and hung up the phone knowingly.
"Hey! Hey! AD hangs up! Report! Report!" PAI slammed the keyboard angrily, and then wailed, "Help! Help! Go away! Why, chase me!".
An looked down the road again, and saw that PAI was being chased and slashed by two people. Emmmm, very good, a fairy in a white skirt in PAI was chased by a leopard, it was the famous syrup advertisement.
An Zai quickly teleported the eyes of the bushes, watched PAI fly by in front of him, a golden bell shield rescued the pissed little Huangmao, and threw the small electric ball to the enemy's face with his backhand, and then rushed out of the grass with his backhand, the electric ball stuck the two opponents together An intimate hug, An Zai successfully took his life away.A set of operations is as quick as lightning, and jingle bells are ringing.
Xiao Huangmao ran three meters away, heard a wail behind him, turned around and saw two corpses lying on the ground, and danced shamelessly on the spot.
"Hit me! Serve it right! Pikachu, piupiu!"
An Zai silently aimed at PAI's ass and threw an electric ball.
"Careful! Back behind!"
Following Xing Nan's roar, an uncle with a big beard stood behind PAI at some point, and he slapped the little yellow hair who was dancing. In a blink of an eye, PAI turned into a JPG and fell to the ground.Seeing the situation going badly, An turned around and ran away.
"He's not flashy or big!" Xing Nan, who was thousands of miles away, could only support him.An then plunged into the grass decisively.The bearded uncle chased after him, and with a missile, darkness surrounded him.An Zai, who was in the grass, twisted his waist and tried his best to dodge, blood spurted out, and he could not survive.
"You're dead. Goodbye." Xing Nan bowed to An in a very cold manner, and concentrated on making money.
"Three seconds, two seconds, one second." An Zai silently counted down the cooldown of his skills, spun and jumped in the air and threw another electric ball, flashed backwards and jumped behind the bearded uncle, and kicked him to death. Grass has a big beard with a confused face.
Three kills.
An gave Xing Nan a late look, and dragged his body with only 40 drops of blood back home to soak in the hot spring.
"ZAI! boom! ZAI! boom!" The newly resurrected little yellow hair danced around Anzai in the base.
"66666666!" teammates praised.
"Yes!" Xing Nan, who was slapped in the face, had no sense of shame.
"Come on, come on, the three of us beat five of them to pieces!"
Neglected own jungler ".".
An Zai, Xing Nan, PAI, and Brainless Sha Sha Sha are galloping in the game canyon.
"They, Dragon." PAI signaled to his teammates to look at the Dragon Pit.
Xing Nan - "I will grab the dragon."
An Zai - "I kill people."
PAI - "I save, you guys."
4000 blood, 2000 blood, 1000 blood.
Seeing that the dragon was about to be captured by the enemy, An Zai threw out his skills to accurately stick to three of them. Xing Nan jumped into the dragon pit and bit off the head of the dying dragon, and rescued the two with a feeding bottle and a shield.The three of them wagged their tails and walked away with the big dragon BUFF.
The jungler stood at home in a daze, thinking about life - what should I do?Or should I hang up too?
With a blast, the opponent's base exploded.
"Huh! Look at my equipment! Violent crushing!" Xing Nan shook two socks of different colors, pouted and picked his teeth.
"Nice! Nice! Cool!" Xiao Huangmao screamed and did not forget to report his ADC.
An took off the earphones again, and stretched refreshedly.
"Not bad, the operation is coquettish enough." Jian Hao stood behind him at some point, clapping his two big hands to show off his cuteness.
At the door of the training room, a tall and thin figure leaned against the wall and looked coldly at what happened before, turned and left.
(End of this chapter)
On the day of reporting to OD, Jian Hao drove to pick him up.There is a CEO who acts as a driver himself, so the cards are huge!An Zai was a little elated, and the signal in his brain magnified and froze on the screen of "the talented player ZAI surprised all four and led OD all the way to break through and finally win the cup".
The car gradually left the urban area, and the trees outside the window were like the scale of the city, measuring the distance between dream and absurdity.
Everything is like a dream. Even though I have always held the belief that I will never give up until I reach my goal, but when this moment really comes, there is still a sense of unreality.
The car finally stopped at the gate of a villa area on the outskirts of the city.Ann dragged the small box again, sniffed and looked up at this ordinary-looking three-story villa, just like a devout pilgrim seeing Mecca for the first time, the whole house has its own special effects of holy light—it used to be here Out of the generation of ancient dynasties, out of five radiant heroes, out of pride and loss, out of the youth of a generation of teenagers.Walking through this door, she will say goodbye to Ann in the previous 17 years.Courage, strength, enthusiasm, and persistence are her only bargaining chips.
"Where dreams begin", these words suddenly flashed in my heart, and a balloon swelled up in my heart, so that my whole body would fly up.
Jian Hao took An Zai's box, "Remember what you said, remember why you came here."
An Zai nodded heavily, and pushed open the gate of the base.
"Trench! Dare to show me!"
"Kill kill kill kill!"
"Catch him, catch him, catch him! Go to hell!"
The shouts blowing in the wind gave An Zai the illusion of walking into an Internet cafe, and her palms couldn't help itching, wishing she could immediately rush into the canyon and swing a knife to get a pentakill.
There is a row of glittering trophies on the showcase in the hallway, and a few group photos hang on the wall, showing the past glory of this team.
"Can I touch this trophy?"
"There will be plenty of time in the future!"
Walking into the lobby on the first floor, there are computers surrounded by walls, and teenagers wearing headphones are clattering on the keyboard and mouse.A boy with dark circles all over his face drifted by wearing a pull-up board. When he saw Jian Hao saying hello, he tried to open his eyes and looked An Zai up and down, "Newcomer?"
"Come, come! Let me introduce you, this is our new team member, An Zai!" Jian Hao shouted in the middle of the living room with his arms crossed.
The team members didn't have much interest in the roar, they turned around and waved their hands to continue fighting.
An Zai was a little embarrassed, and turned her head to look around.At the corner of the wall, a person had a sock in his left hand and chopsticks in his right, putting socks on his feet while chewing. Emmmmm
"His ID is ZAI!"
This sentence is obviously more attractive than the arrival of new players.The absent-minded team members pushed the earphones back and asked, "Who?"
"ZAI! ZAI!"
"Where is it? Where is it?"
The cold wind blows behind him, and a yellow light flashes instantly.Swish, swish, yellow light circled An three times, a flash jumped to the corner of the wall, slapped someone's back, murmured and couldn't understand what to say.
"He, that little (that kid) he @#¥%&"
"I understand Chinese better than you." Huang Mao's paw was caught by the backhand and flung away.
An opened her eyes again, and saw clearly that the yellow light turned out to be a little yellow hair, counting the hair, it was not a few centimeters taller than her.If the word "skin like creamy fat" can describe a boy, it would be the most suitable for him.A pair of slender phoenix eyes and a small red mouth.Don't be a witch disguised as a man!
The person he was photographing impatiently knocked his yellow hair away, tapped his toes, and the chair immediately turned 180 degrees, unabashedly looking up and down at Anzai.
The black bangs slightly covered the eyes, connecting with the black eyelashes, and the black pupils flashed a dark ink-like light - a boy with soft light and shadows.He looked tall and tall, slumped on a chair and raised one leg, clasped his hands, and twirled his two thumbs rapidly.
Is this an e-sports male model?No matter how strong it is, this appearance is also very valuable.An looked at him again, he was definitely not the main player of OD, but his temperament was worth [-] to [-] yuan.
An Zai said in a deep voice, "Hi everyone, I'm ZAI, playing mid laner. Seniors, please take care of me in the future!" There was a bright smile on his face.I thought this introduction was safe and friendly, but I didn't expect that the male model cocked his mouth, turned back to his chair and continued to click on the mouse.
"Brother Jian is fine! How did you trick him here?"
"The ZAI who was very popular before? I haven't seen you in the game for a while!"
"The final exam is coming, so I didn't play the game," An Zai explained shyly.
"Are you that ZAI? The one who pressed Xiao Ji on the ground and rubbed him in RANK before?"
"It's just a round of RANK! How many times do you have to say it?" The e-sports male model shook his hair impatiently.
"Okay, I'll let you get to know each other later!" Jian Hao dragged An Zai and dragged the box to start the Novice Village mission: "The first floor is the training room for the youth trainees, and the basement is the training room for the OD home team. They are free to rank You can check it out when you have time. The second and third floors are offices and dormitories. The main players in the base live in a single room, and the other two or three people share a room."
Hearing that they were going to live together, An Zai's body tensed up instantly, he shook his head, and stared at Jian Hao.Still thinking about how to open his mouth to ask the most embarrassing question, there was a sound of kicking and pulling behind him, and Xiao Huangmao followed up with his head shrunk, excitedly trying to snatch the position of the village chief of Xinshou Village, but Jian Hao picked him up , deported with a look of disgust, "Go, go, hit your RANK, what are you talking about?!"
"I, I. Look, okay?" Xiao Huangmao stuttered a little, speaking very stiffly.
"Look at Mao, let's go to training! If the score goes up, go to your parents, Xiba!"
The little yellow hair was scolded inexplicably, pouting her pink mouth and groaning aggrievedly, she shuffled her feet and moved away with one step and three turns.
Seeing the little yellow hair disappear around the corner, Jian Hao turned his head and said to An:
"Well, the room at the base is tense now, so you should feel wronged and live in the warehouse by yourself first, ah." 'Ah' the voice is flat, with comfort.
"live alone?"
"Myself." Jian Hao quickly raised his eyebrows twice, showing a fox-like cunning.Anzai looked very at ease.
It is said to be a warehouse, but it is actually a small compartment the size of a palm on the top floor of the villa.Half of the compartment is filled with various sundries, and the other half has a single bed.There is no air conditioner, no windows, no skylight, and the wattage of the lighting is a bit low, making the room look stuffy and dim.
An Zai looked at this messy little shack and was extremely satisfied.She understood Jian Hao's painstaking efforts in such an arrangement.Because of physical reasons, emmm, yes, physical reasons, she can't live with other team members.It's too ostentatious to arrange a single room for a newcomer, but this small warehouse can give Ann enough personal space without pulling hatred, perfect!As for the other bad conditions, all are not worth mentioning!
"You pack it up, tell me what you need, I'll find you a seat." Jian Hao put down the suitcase, walked outside the door and turned around, "ZAI, come on!"
Ann nodded fiercely.
The sundry room is dark and stuffy, but there are thousands of rays of light eager to shine out in the world.Fame is in sight, victory is in sight, she will embark on the journey as a warrior!Go ahead!Thousands of troops will behead the enemy and put their heads under the knife!
"Uh..." Xiao Huangmao appeared at the door at some point.
"Live in Jieli?" Little Huang Maodanfeng's eyes were full of sympathy, she pushed aside the cardboard box at her feet and sat on the bed in disgust, kicked off the slats and crossed her legs, without looking outside.
"That's right. It's not bad!" An Zai grinned, suddenly felt that something was wrong, and immediately closed her mouth, putting on a boyish look.
"Wrong, I thought, you, baby. But Su" Xiao Huangmao didn't know what to say.
An Zai felt weird just now, the little yellow-haired man seemed to have a bamboo stick sticking upright in his tongue, and his speech was stiff and stiff.
"Where are you from?" An Zai took a mouthful of the Beijing film, and his voice was stuttering. Little Huangmao's ears were not very sharp, so he looked at a loss when he heard An Zai's words.
"Naoren? Brain~~~ren?" The little yellow hair poked at the temple.
"You're Chinese, aren't you?" Ann decided to change his language.
"Ah! Ah! Understood! I, Han Han!" The little yellow hair actually understood.
"Ah! Korean!"
"Yes! Yes! Bangzi, Bangzi, me!" Xiao Huangmao pointed at the tip of his nose with excitement.
"." An Zai couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth when he was so thundered.
"what's your name?"
"piaozhong!"
"What? Piouzhong? You have a surname Pi in Korea!"
"No! The skin is boiled~heavy! Two! Moles!"
"Two moles? Oh! Two words!" An Zai touched her head and struggled to decode.
"Hi, Xiba! PAI! PAI! My ID."
"Know Chinese?"
"Understand! Say a lot!" Awesome!Ask for praise and praise O(∩_∩)O.
"What will you say?"
"A lot!" PAI straightened his back, rolled his eyes and thought for a while, "Hungry, sleepy, tired, delicious, not tasty, kill kill kill, up and down, no flash, don't hit me, shit , silly X, damn it."
Every time An Zai heard him say a word, his jaw dropped a layer, and when it finally fell to his chest, he felt that his bust was too big to hold, so he quickly waved his hands, "Enough is enough!"
"A lot! Communication, OK!" Xiao Huangmao triumphantly.
"Who taught your Chinese?" It's all the essence!admire! "How old are you and how long have you been here?"
"Thinking (16), come to OD, one year, me, senior!"
"You've only learned Chinese in one year?" An Zai covered her face, "I'm 17, older than you, my name is sister~~~ brother! Call me brother! I'm an even!"
"Oops. The girl is called! Xiba segia!" Xiao Huangmao taunted.
The bed was occupied by the little yellow hair, and Anzai couldn't open the box in front of people. It would be embarrassing if a sanitary napkin or something fell out.I could only walk around the room three times idly, looking at Huang Mao.Huang Mao also looked at An Zai, and the two stared wide-eyed.
"You don't train?" An Zai finally couldn't help it anymore, PAI tilted his head to study An Zai, his eyes wandered and blurred, and he looked curious.Suddenly jumped up from the bed, approached step by step until the breath smelled.
An Zai was so startled by the sudden approach that his whole body froze, and he raised his fist and wanted to throw it out.The little yellow hair first raised his hand, pressed it on the top of Ann's head, and moved it horizontally to his forehead, one second, two seconds, three seconds, and suddenly jumped three feet high "You are short, ah ha ha ha ha ha ha, you are short! Yo ho! Ha Ha ha ha ha!"
An Zai stiffened again, watching a streak of yellow light jumping and disappearing at the door, feeling tens of thousands of grass and mud horses running past in her heart.
Anzai is 168.5cm, she is absolutely slim and tall among girls, but among boys, she can be regarded as thin and dry.As the lowest altitude in the base, Xiao Huangmao finally saw the basin, rushed to the lobby on the first floor, and threw the "short" hat at everyone's feet.As a result, when Ann went downstairs again, everyone in the base came over and patted her on the head to say hello.
During the closed-door training of all the main players, the matter of worshiping the pier can only be temporarily put on hold.Jian Hao pointed to the two empty seats and motioned for An to choose by himself.An hesitated again—one was on the left of the e-sports male model, and the other was on the right of the e-sports male model. Although they only had a simple meeting, they instinctively felt that this person was difficult to deal with.Do you want to sacrifice the left side of your face?Or should I sacrifice the right cheek?Ann was indecisive again. But PAI enthusiastically patted the seat next to him, "Jieli! Jieli!"
An looked at the noodle and sock man sitting on the left side of the other seat. In line with the bottom line of being a girl's last cleanliness, she resolutely chose the left-handed male model and the right-handed little yellow hair.Compared with the left-handed sock man and the right-handed male model, the little yellow hair still looks very cute.
After choosing the site, I couldn't wait to turn on the computer. PAI stretched his neck to look at the screen, saw that An Zai had logged into the game account, and became excited again.
"My dear ZAI!"
An Zai is a little bit proud, after all, he is the number one king, so he can do it well!
Without waiting for An to cock his tail again, PAI continued to shout: "You are pretending! You have no friends!"
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"Why don't you add friends? No girls? No black?" The noodle-sock man also leaned over, and An tried hard not to look at the strange combination of black and white on his feet.
"My friends don't play games, so I can only play games by myself." An Zai carefully found a reason.It's not a lie, her little sisters are either not interested in the game, or the level is too low to duo, and they can't play together at all.
"You don't have autism, do you?"
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"It's fun to play games together!" The noodle and sock man had a puzzled look on his face, "Come on, come on, let's see if you can cook!"
"Add me! Add me!" Xiao Huangmao waved his little hand to join in the fun.
An Zai was itching for skills, and he couldn't wait to start the first super god in the dream land of OD base.
"What's your ID? Shall I add you?"
"PAI! Friends, first, I'm here!" The little yellow-haired man said before the sock man opened his mouth.
"Did you take the first friend seat of someone pretending to be a great god to treat you to dinner?" The sock man shuffled back to his seat.
"No money! Get out!" Xiao Huangmao cursed with a standard pronunciation.
"After adding, he added me, my ID"
"Handsome, I know you, Xing Nan!"
Xing Nan also had a record of playing as a substitute top laner. Although he is not very famous, An Zai recognized him immediately because of the basic quality of a team fan.
"Yes! Why is Lao Tzu famous?" Xing Nan was flattered.
"emmmmmm" Who made your real name and ID so coquettish, so different from your own?Xing Nan sportsman?The sock man is right!
Xing Nan is the top laner, PAI is the main support, and An Zai is the mid laner. The three team up and form three rows.
Entering the Yuxi Canyon, the breeze is blowing, the mind is refreshed, the grass is luxuriant, and the murderous intent is everywhere.Anzai flicked the electric ball all the way to light up his defense towers.
An Zai played the game very quietly, no matter the wind or the wind, he would only complain.In contrast to the other two, one yelled and the other yelled, one taunted the opponent's dishes, and the other yelled at their own AD (physical output) bit pit.
Finally, our own AD seemed to feel the disgust of PAI through the screen, and hung up the phone knowingly.
"Hey! Hey! AD hangs up! Report! Report!" PAI slammed the keyboard angrily, and then wailed, "Help! Help! Go away! Why, chase me!".
An looked down the road again, and saw that PAI was being chased and slashed by two people. Emmmm, very good, a fairy in a white skirt in PAI was chased by a leopard, it was the famous syrup advertisement.
An Zai quickly teleported the eyes of the bushes, watched PAI fly by in front of him, a golden bell shield rescued the pissed little Huangmao, and threw the small electric ball to the enemy's face with his backhand, and then rushed out of the grass with his backhand, the electric ball stuck the two opponents together An intimate hug, An Zai successfully took his life away.A set of operations is as quick as lightning, and jingle bells are ringing.
Xiao Huangmao ran three meters away, heard a wail behind him, turned around and saw two corpses lying on the ground, and danced shamelessly on the spot.
"Hit me! Serve it right! Pikachu, piupiu!"
An Zai silently aimed at PAI's ass and threw an electric ball.
"Careful! Back behind!"
Following Xing Nan's roar, an uncle with a big beard stood behind PAI at some point, and he slapped the little yellow hair who was dancing. In a blink of an eye, PAI turned into a JPG and fell to the ground.Seeing the situation going badly, An turned around and ran away.
"He's not flashy or big!" Xing Nan, who was thousands of miles away, could only support him.An then plunged into the grass decisively.The bearded uncle chased after him, and with a missile, darkness surrounded him.An Zai, who was in the grass, twisted his waist and tried his best to dodge, blood spurted out, and he could not survive.
"You're dead. Goodbye." Xing Nan bowed to An in a very cold manner, and concentrated on making money.
"Three seconds, two seconds, one second." An Zai silently counted down the cooldown of his skills, spun and jumped in the air and threw another electric ball, flashed backwards and jumped behind the bearded uncle, and kicked him to death. Grass has a big beard with a confused face.
Three kills.
An gave Xing Nan a late look, and dragged his body with only 40 drops of blood back home to soak in the hot spring.
"ZAI! boom! ZAI! boom!" The newly resurrected little yellow hair danced around Anzai in the base.
"66666666!" teammates praised.
"Yes!" Xing Nan, who was slapped in the face, had no sense of shame.
"Come on, come on, the three of us beat five of them to pieces!"
Neglected own jungler ".".
An Zai, Xing Nan, PAI, and Brainless Sha Sha Sha are galloping in the game canyon.
"They, Dragon." PAI signaled to his teammates to look at the Dragon Pit.
Xing Nan - "I will grab the dragon."
An Zai - "I kill people."
PAI - "I save, you guys."
4000 blood, 2000 blood, 1000 blood.
Seeing that the dragon was about to be captured by the enemy, An Zai threw out his skills to accurately stick to three of them. Xing Nan jumped into the dragon pit and bit off the head of the dying dragon, and rescued the two with a feeding bottle and a shield.The three of them wagged their tails and walked away with the big dragon BUFF.
The jungler stood at home in a daze, thinking about life - what should I do?Or should I hang up too?
With a blast, the opponent's base exploded.
"Huh! Look at my equipment! Violent crushing!" Xing Nan shook two socks of different colors, pouted and picked his teeth.
"Nice! Nice! Cool!" Xiao Huangmao screamed and did not forget to report his ADC.
An took off the earphones again, and stretched refreshedly.
"Not bad, the operation is coquettish enough." Jian Hao stood behind him at some point, clapping his two big hands to show off his cuteness.
At the door of the training room, a tall and thin figure leaned against the wall and looked coldly at what happened before, turned and left.
(End of this chapter)
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