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Chapter 335 I Walk My Linyin Alley, You Play Your Gudao Enthusiasm
Chapter 335 I Walk My Linyin Alley, You Play Your Gudao Enthusiasm
"Fuck, shit, shit."
After watching this edited video that only lasted a few minutes, Ji Dan's understanding of the city he was in was directly refreshed.
Didn't the Internet say that the folk customs of Luoye City are very simple? ? ?
Why is this shit still fighting with underground forces? ? ?
"Eggy, what are you looking at?"
Hearing Ji Dan's series of whispered "Fuck", Zhu Wang Qiaochu couldn't help stretching his neck out of curiosity, and called out the nickname he gave Ji Dan.
"Don't call me by such a strange nickname. If someone else hears it, how can I be fooled?"
Ji Dan gave Zhu Wang Qiaochu a displeased look.
Their egg fried rice trio wanted to create their own underground world in Luoye City. If this kind of nickname spread, wouldn't it make people laugh?
But after thinking about it, the underworld forces in Luoye City are so prevalent, it is probably difficult for a small street gang like 'Egg Fried Rice' to get along.
The great plan that he had been thinking about for a long time was stillborn, Ji Dan's shoulders collapsed in an instant, he curled his lips in depression, and quietly passed the phone from under the table: "Hey, what happened in the suburbs of Luoye City last night The forces are fighting, and even the owner of the Thornmoss gymnasium has been dispatched."
"The underground forces are fighting? Are there any underground forces in Luoye City? It won't be the dead horse editor of the headline party again, right?"
Zhu Wangqiao looked suspiciously at the phone that Ji Dan handed over, looked up at the teacher on the podium who was drinking tea to moisten his throat, and watched the video under the table with confidence.
4 minutes later
"Awesome, awesome, awesome."
Zhu Wangqiao, who lacks vocabulary like Ji Dan, can only repeat a word over and over again to express the great shock in his heart.
Why does this armed Dodoo look so cool in the video? ? ?
At first glance, the three heads look like three holy birds. Is this the difference between game characters with "skin" and "without skin"? ? ?
"What are you doing?"
Shen Youfeng, who was squinting his eyes wide open to prevent the teacher from mistakenly thinking that he was sleeping in class, listened to the constant chatter of the two people beside him, and finally couldn't help asking.
"I have a good one here, Afeng, do you want to see it? Hehe."
Zhu Wangqiao pointed to the mobile phone on his lap, blinked at Shen Youfeng with one eye, and laughed.
However, due to the cover of the desk, from the perspective of Shen Youfeng who was sitting in front of him, what he saw was Zhu Wangqiaochu pointing to his crotch with a lewd smile while winking.
"Uh"
Shen Youfeng shivered from the cold, and turned his head away with sweat on his forehead.
(≡Д≡;): Is this inadvertent making friends? How can I tactfully propose breaking up with him?
"What are you afraid of, you, this kind of thing is once familiar with second time, if you do too much, it will be fine."
Thinking that Shen Youfeng was worried about being discovered by the teacher, Ji Dan, who dared not look at his phone, reached out and patted his shoulder, and raised his eyebrows and smiled in the tone of someone who has been there.
"Gudong~"
Listening to Ji Dan uttering the words of tigers and wolves, Shen Youfeng couldn't help but have a bad association with the two people beside him, swallowed nervously, and asked stumblingly: "Could it be that you two have such a thing? Have you done this many times?"
Zhu Wang Qiaochu and Ji Dan looked at each other, and the hero suddenly smiled knowingly, nodded his head heavily, and answered in unison with a thumbs up:
"Of course!" X2
High school life without secretly playing with mobile phones in class, is this still called youth?
Shen Youfeng:! ! !
Let's part ways like this, just say goodbye, the rivers and lakes will never meet again, from now on I will walk my forest trail, and you will play your warm hearts
Hey wait, Su Yang didn't come today, maybe it has something to do with the two of them.
(.;;:皮:;;.): Thinking carefully, I am terrified. Mom, I want to transfer to another school
Shen Youfeng, who couldn't help having a bad association in his mind, soaked the entire back of his clothes in cold sweat.
At this time, in the first year of high school, someone also saw this push message.
"Yaoyao, look at this, there was actually an underground force fighting in Luoye City last night."
A girl sitting next to Shangguan Xiyao quietly handed over her mobile phone from under the table, pretending to be pitiful and coquettishly said, "Luoye City is so dangerous, my dad, that cheapskate, won't arrange a bodyguard or driver for me." What, I don't dare to go back alone today, can you give me a ride in your car, classmate Shangguan? Please, please."
Although Chengfeng Middle School follows the principle of 'first come, first served' for class seats every day, but this rule obviously does not apply to Shangguan Xiyao.
Because the seat she chose on the first day of school yesterday has already been recognized by others as her exclusive seat.
So this girl waited at the school gate before dawn in order to be able to sit next to Shangguan Xiyao today.
As soon as the doorman opened the door, she and the other competitors started running towards the classroom at a speed of [-] meters.
Finally, relying on the advantage that the manicure is longer than other girls, she was the first to touch the table and occupied this seat.
They have already sacrificed their precious beauty sleep time, if they still can't get along with Shangguan Xiyao before others, then it will be a big loss.
Although so far, she has only politely greeted Shangguan Xiyao with a few innocuous words, and has not made any substantial progress.
However, the news that was pushed on the mobile phone just now gave her an idea, and she thought of a way to live in Shangguan Xiyao's house logically.
As long as Shangguan Xiyao agreed to drop her off, then she would politely ask herself if she wanted to have dinner together.
At this time, as long as I pretended to be innocent and agreed without being polite, I would have the opportunity to have dinner together.
Then at dinner, as long as you drink more red wine and pretend to be drunk, with the rumored personality of this eldest lady, she will definitely not just leave herself like that, but will take herself home to take care of her.
Finally, before going to bed, pretend to be a little sober, play a little wine and stay in Shangguan Xiyao's room crazily, and then start the most emotionally stimulating activity between girls - bedtime conversation.
This plan is just perfect!
"If you don't listen carefully in class, you don't have much respect for the teacher."
Shangguan Xiyao turned her head slightly, and smiled politely at the girl.
However, when he was about to look away, he accidentally caught a glimpse of a familiar figure on the paused video on the phone.
"However, if you follow the rules too much, it is also disrespectful to youth."
Shangguan Xiyao immediately changed the subject, reached out to take the phone, and winked playfully at the girl at the same table.
The girl who was a little bit lost because her plan fell through, heard this sentence, Shangguan Xiyao's blink of an eye just now played back in her mind repeatedly, making her stunned all of a sudden.
Then the neck was slowly stained with a layer of pink, and gradually spread to the face, and finally the whole face became red.
Is this Miss Xi Yao?
I'm so cute!
(End of this chapter)
"Fuck, shit, shit."
After watching this edited video that only lasted a few minutes, Ji Dan's understanding of the city he was in was directly refreshed.
Didn't the Internet say that the folk customs of Luoye City are very simple? ? ?
Why is this shit still fighting with underground forces? ? ?
"Eggy, what are you looking at?"
Hearing Ji Dan's series of whispered "Fuck", Zhu Wang Qiaochu couldn't help stretching his neck out of curiosity, and called out the nickname he gave Ji Dan.
"Don't call me by such a strange nickname. If someone else hears it, how can I be fooled?"
Ji Dan gave Zhu Wang Qiaochu a displeased look.
Their egg fried rice trio wanted to create their own underground world in Luoye City. If this kind of nickname spread, wouldn't it make people laugh?
But after thinking about it, the underworld forces in Luoye City are so prevalent, it is probably difficult for a small street gang like 'Egg Fried Rice' to get along.
The great plan that he had been thinking about for a long time was stillborn, Ji Dan's shoulders collapsed in an instant, he curled his lips in depression, and quietly passed the phone from under the table: "Hey, what happened in the suburbs of Luoye City last night The forces are fighting, and even the owner of the Thornmoss gymnasium has been dispatched."
"The underground forces are fighting? Are there any underground forces in Luoye City? It won't be the dead horse editor of the headline party again, right?"
Zhu Wangqiao looked suspiciously at the phone that Ji Dan handed over, looked up at the teacher on the podium who was drinking tea to moisten his throat, and watched the video under the table with confidence.
4 minutes later
"Awesome, awesome, awesome."
Zhu Wangqiao, who lacks vocabulary like Ji Dan, can only repeat a word over and over again to express the great shock in his heart.
Why does this armed Dodoo look so cool in the video? ? ?
At first glance, the three heads look like three holy birds. Is this the difference between game characters with "skin" and "without skin"? ? ?
"What are you doing?"
Shen Youfeng, who was squinting his eyes wide open to prevent the teacher from mistakenly thinking that he was sleeping in class, listened to the constant chatter of the two people beside him, and finally couldn't help asking.
"I have a good one here, Afeng, do you want to see it? Hehe."
Zhu Wangqiao pointed to the mobile phone on his lap, blinked at Shen Youfeng with one eye, and laughed.
However, due to the cover of the desk, from the perspective of Shen Youfeng who was sitting in front of him, what he saw was Zhu Wangqiaochu pointing to his crotch with a lewd smile while winking.
"Uh"
Shen Youfeng shivered from the cold, and turned his head away with sweat on his forehead.
(≡Д≡;): Is this inadvertent making friends? How can I tactfully propose breaking up with him?
"What are you afraid of, you, this kind of thing is once familiar with second time, if you do too much, it will be fine."
Thinking that Shen Youfeng was worried about being discovered by the teacher, Ji Dan, who dared not look at his phone, reached out and patted his shoulder, and raised his eyebrows and smiled in the tone of someone who has been there.
"Gudong~"
Listening to Ji Dan uttering the words of tigers and wolves, Shen Youfeng couldn't help but have a bad association with the two people beside him, swallowed nervously, and asked stumblingly: "Could it be that you two have such a thing? Have you done this many times?"
Zhu Wang Qiaochu and Ji Dan looked at each other, and the hero suddenly smiled knowingly, nodded his head heavily, and answered in unison with a thumbs up:
"Of course!" X2
High school life without secretly playing with mobile phones in class, is this still called youth?
Shen Youfeng:! ! !
Let's part ways like this, just say goodbye, the rivers and lakes will never meet again, from now on I will walk my forest trail, and you will play your warm hearts
Hey wait, Su Yang didn't come today, maybe it has something to do with the two of them.
(.;;:皮:;;.): Thinking carefully, I am terrified. Mom, I want to transfer to another school
Shen Youfeng, who couldn't help having a bad association in his mind, soaked the entire back of his clothes in cold sweat.
At this time, in the first year of high school, someone also saw this push message.
"Yaoyao, look at this, there was actually an underground force fighting in Luoye City last night."
A girl sitting next to Shangguan Xiyao quietly handed over her mobile phone from under the table, pretending to be pitiful and coquettishly said, "Luoye City is so dangerous, my dad, that cheapskate, won't arrange a bodyguard or driver for me." What, I don't dare to go back alone today, can you give me a ride in your car, classmate Shangguan? Please, please."
Although Chengfeng Middle School follows the principle of 'first come, first served' for class seats every day, but this rule obviously does not apply to Shangguan Xiyao.
Because the seat she chose on the first day of school yesterday has already been recognized by others as her exclusive seat.
So this girl waited at the school gate before dawn in order to be able to sit next to Shangguan Xiyao today.
As soon as the doorman opened the door, she and the other competitors started running towards the classroom at a speed of [-] meters.
Finally, relying on the advantage that the manicure is longer than other girls, she was the first to touch the table and occupied this seat.
They have already sacrificed their precious beauty sleep time, if they still can't get along with Shangguan Xiyao before others, then it will be a big loss.
Although so far, she has only politely greeted Shangguan Xiyao with a few innocuous words, and has not made any substantial progress.
However, the news that was pushed on the mobile phone just now gave her an idea, and she thought of a way to live in Shangguan Xiyao's house logically.
As long as Shangguan Xiyao agreed to drop her off, then she would politely ask herself if she wanted to have dinner together.
At this time, as long as I pretended to be innocent and agreed without being polite, I would have the opportunity to have dinner together.
Then at dinner, as long as you drink more red wine and pretend to be drunk, with the rumored personality of this eldest lady, she will definitely not just leave herself like that, but will take herself home to take care of her.
Finally, before going to bed, pretend to be a little sober, play a little wine and stay in Shangguan Xiyao's room crazily, and then start the most emotionally stimulating activity between girls - bedtime conversation.
This plan is just perfect!
"If you don't listen carefully in class, you don't have much respect for the teacher."
Shangguan Xiyao turned her head slightly, and smiled politely at the girl.
However, when he was about to look away, he accidentally caught a glimpse of a familiar figure on the paused video on the phone.
"However, if you follow the rules too much, it is also disrespectful to youth."
Shangguan Xiyao immediately changed the subject, reached out to take the phone, and winked playfully at the girl at the same table.
The girl who was a little bit lost because her plan fell through, heard this sentence, Shangguan Xiyao's blink of an eye just now played back in her mind repeatedly, making her stunned all of a sudden.
Then the neck was slowly stained with a layer of pink, and gradually spread to the face, and finally the whole face became red.
Is this Miss Xi Yao?
I'm so cute!
(End of this chapter)
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