NBA human tank

Chapter 158 Makes you look forward to it, let's slap you in the face!
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Alliance drug inspections are divided into routine inspections and irregular random inspections.

In 1983, the NBA began to introduce drug testing. At that time, they would randomly test once in the preseason, and all rookies would be randomly tested three times during the season.However, in these years, the NBA drug testing rules have not changed much. After the labor negotiations in 1, the new version of the drug testing rules is as follows:
所有球员从10月1日至次年6月30日之间要接受4次随机抽样检查；休赛期（7月1日至9月30日）进行两次随机抽样检查；药检由第三方组织进行，不会提前通知球员。

However, there is no airtight wall in the world. As a business league, the NBA extends to the top management of the league and down to the players of each team. No one wants a scandal of players taking banned drugs.After all, once such a scandal occurs, the league and the players themselves will be in trouble.Therefore, everyone knows in their hearts that the drug inspection team of the alliance is just going through the motions and putting on a show.

Once the drug testing team is dispatched, the team's head coach will generally be notified in advance, just like Williams got the news in advance in this game.

The most important thing is that there will never be any rumors related to doping on a player of Fatty's level. As a star with a wide range of influence, if there is a scandal of taking doping, it will simply destroy the reputation of the league sex blow.

Heavyweight stars such as Kobe and James are always synonymous with positive energy. The media will always give them words such as hard work, hard work, extraordinary talent, and the favorite of heaven.Prohibited drugs have nothing to do with them, let alone spot checks against them.

And the spot check at Madison Square Garden was also because the fat man was too rampant before.After getting Marshal Zhang's unlimited physical strength, he became a little unscrupulous. He can be seen everywhere on the court, and he uses his physical strength to drag down the opposing players.The point is that he didn't have this kind of ability before. Everyone knows that his physical fitness is not very good, as long as he is not blind, he can feel the tricks in it.And he always uses Chinese kung fu to prevaricate others, don't he know that the audience's eyes are discerning?
"Old Yang, do you see that nothing will happen? I heard people around you say that you are going to suffer." Seeing that the Hornets and the drug inspection team were all gone, Mother Yang grabbed Lao Yang's hand asked nervously.

Don't be nervous!Although the Hornets won the game, when it came to the doping test, especially when it came to her only son, Mother Yang's heart was beating wildly and she was very disturbed.

"Don't worry, when did you suffer a loss. Being able to stand on the field of the league means that he will not make principled mistakes. Your worrying here makes my heart beat a lot faster." Lao Yang said softly Reply. "Besides, do you see that he has a nervous expression? He's still the same as before, just wait quietly."

"That's right, Auntie, how could such a smart person take banned drugs! Someone must be jealous of his grades and maliciously slander him." Sister Xiao also helped.

"I hope it's like this! Yiyi's life has just started, so there's no room for trouble."

Everyone is waiting for the results announced by the drug testing team.

As an international metropolis, New York is naturally indispensable for the media.After hearing the news that the drug inspection team came to Madison Square Garden, a large number of media gathered here.Including the nearby New York Times, Washington Post and other influential newspapers, as well as Los Angeles Times and other media.

The post-match press conference was delayed due to drug testing.The media did not move until the staff of the drug inspection team entered the press conference.

The spokesperson of the drug inspection team was a bald guy named Jack Mankiw. He glanced at the expectant eyes of the audience, nodded in satisfaction, and then picked up the microphone in his hand: "I announce that the Madison Square Garden drug inspection the result of……"

Seeing the silence in the audience, and everyone holding their breath and listening carefully, Mankun said slowly: "The results of this drug test show that all the players are normal, and no one is positive."

"how is this possible……"

"I'm not kidding..."

"Is there no problem with The One?"

Hearing the uproar from the audience, Mankiw had to raise his volume: "Quiet, quiet, the result of the spot check is like this, I declare that the spot check is officially over."

After speaking, regardless of the many microphones handed to him, Mankun pushed away the reporters surrounding him, and walked away with the members of the drug testing team.

"It turned out that after a long time of commotion, the alliance released a smoke bomb, which made me rush over." The reporter of the New York Times complained looking at the backs of Mankiw's group of people.He was resting at home, but the editor-in-chief called and told him that there was big news and asked him to rush to Madison Square Garden.Now it seems that the editor-in-chief is simply joking with him!
"Me too. I was going to rest with my girlfriend, but I was also caught by the editor-in-chief. Now I don't even have a hair, and my girlfriend is angry." A reporter next to me also complained.

After the drug test results came out, several families were happy and others were sad.The Hornets are all smiling, as if they have won a big battle; the Knicks players are downcast, especially Stoudemire, who is in a very bad mood now.

Before the game, he used speech to stimulate Fatty. At the beginning of the game, he failed to block the block and was knocked into the air by Fatty.

"Amare, the game is over, we still have to prepare for the next game against the Heat, don't care too much about the result. The One is so crazy, sooner or later they will be surrounded by the entire league, wait patiently and watch the show! Their streak The victory won't last long." Melon saw that Xiaobawang's whole face began to contort, and quickly comforted him.

The drug testing is conducted by a third-party organization. There is no need for them to deceive the media. After all, it will not do them any good, will it?
"What the hell, how could there be such a result!" Xiaobawang didn't understand why this happened until he was dragged away by Melon. Anyone with a discerning eye can see the fat man's behavior, it's not normal! ! !
Stoudemire was going crazy.

But this is not over yet. Just after the press conference, the Knicks players were blocked at the gate by the fat man and the Hornets.

"The One, what do you mean? You really think that New York is your New Orleans, how do you come here?" Melon pointed at the fat man and asked.This is New York, and it's Anthony's territory, and he doesn't allow the fat man to run wild here.

"Hey, Anthony, I didn't mean to show off. I just came here and told Amare that the drug test results disappointed him." After speaking, the fat man pointed to the bully behind Melon.

Little Overlord's face turned green. After so many years in the league, this was the first time he had seen such an arrogant rookie.However, before he could run away violently, the fat man had already left quickly with the Hornets.

Anthony is right, this is New York, not the place of fat people.It is the kingly way to leave quickly after pretending to be a wave of pressure, otherwise it will be really good to be blocked by Melon looking for someone!
"What the hell, pretending to be a wolf with a big tail, your baby was still playing in the mud when I was playing ball!" Xiao Si spat hard, venting his depression.

(End of this chapter)