Hidden Dragon World

Chapter 14 The Spicy Beauty "Xu Qing" Appears

"Is there no opponent? Pusis, how about I be your opponent?" Xie Ya laughed!
"Hey, yeah, I've got itchy hands recently too!" Mu Yi echoed with a grim expression.
"Hehe, no, I am the number three in the world, the number one is the boss, and the second is brother Xieya!" Pusis hurriedly explained!

"By the way, Boss, we won't be staying at the hotel anymore, where are we going?" Pusis hurriedly changed the subject again, secretly reminding himself that there are two perverts around him, it's better to keep a low profile. Otherwise, he will be the one who suffers!
Although Mu Yi knew Pusis's little girl, he didn't expose it, but said, "Change to another inn! Anyway, we only rest here for one night and leave tomorrow. It doesn't matter where we stay." Go first to an inn not far away!
Pusis hurriedly followed and asked, "Boss, do you think that woman will be molested just now?"

"What? Are you interested in that girl? Do you want to go back and have a look?" Mu Yi joked~
"That's not true, I'm a monster. How could I be interested in such a weak human woman! If I'm looking for a spouse, she must be at least 4.5 meters tall, and her coat color must be smooth```" Pusis said one by one mate selection criteria

"Okay, since you're not interested, go to the inn to sleep early, and stop nagging about your mate selection criteria." Mu Yi forced a smile and said, Pusis' request for mate selection sounds like going to the pig market to select pigs and come back Mu Yi and Xie Ya held back their smiles and looked at each other, then Xie Ya pulled the corner of his mouth and couldn't help laughing anymore!
"What's the matter? Brother Xie, why are you giggling?" Pusis asked in confusion!
"No, it's nothing... I just remembered a joke and suddenly thought it was funny, so I laughed!" Xie Ya hurriedly said!
"What joke? I want to hear it too!" Pusis asked curiously!
"Once upon a time a certain villain died and went to hell. The little ghost led him to choose a cell. The first cell was a group of men and women who were soaked in boiling water, and all of them were torn apart. Even the first cell would not enter. The second cell was not so good. The head and feet bitten by wild animals were separated, but A refused. When they came to the third room, a group of people drank tea in the waist-deep cesspool. A thought it was acceptable and went in. After a while, the little ghost came in and announced: "Afternoon tea time, everyone, please return to the handstand position. "Xie Ya couldn't help but said blindly!

"Haha, it's so funny! Boss, why don't we each tell a joke and see who's funny?" Pusis suggested!
Mu Yi glanced at Xie Ya, Xie Ya raised his hand, indicating that it was not my fault!
"Hey! Tell jokes, right? Yes! But we have to make a bet, whoever's joke is not funny will be fined to wash the socks of the other two people for a month!" Mu Yi is like a little devil at this time, tempting Pusis Be fooled!

"Wash socks? No! No! I don't wear socks!" Pusis shook his head!
"Then wash clothes for a month? Do you want to do it?" Mu Yi looked at Pusis's clothes and said, as if telling Pusis, if you don't do it, you will not be allowed to wear clothes in the future!
Then ``` that's all right!But the joke Big Brother Xieya just told doesn’t count, let’s do the comparison again.”

"I have no problem, so who will speak first?" Xie Ya asked

"Let me come first. Once upon a time, the emperor of a certain country saw his concubine's face full of sorrow and called the imperial doctor. The doctor prescribed: eight items for a strong man. A few days later, the emperor went out to tour the palace. Seeing his concubine's radiant face, he was overjoyed. Suddenly he saw eight pieces standing in front of the palace A thin man, the emperor asked in surprise: Who is it? The imperial doctor answered: Medicine dregs! " After Mu Yi finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing

Xie Ya twitched the muscles on his face when he heard the joke, and finally couldn't help laughing, "It's my turn. You have all heard the story of Chang'e and Houyi, right? Do you know why Chang'e rushed to the moon?"

"Why?" Mu Yi asked curiously
"Hou Yi shoots nine suns, even gods can't fucking stand it!" Xie Ya couldn't help laughing wildly when he said this
"Haha, very pornographic and violent!" Mu Yi commented!

"Haha, your jokes are too boring! This time I'm sure to win!" Pusis looked extremely proud
"Oh? Let's hear it!" Mu Yi and Xie Ya saw that Pusis was so confident, they couldn't help but became interested in his jokes

"The ant was walking in the forest and suddenly met an elephant. The ant quickly burrowed into the soil and stretched out one leg. The rabbit was very curious when it saw it, and asked: What are you doing? The ant whispered to the rabbit: Shh... Don't make a sound, watch me trip that girl somersault. Haha, isn't it funny?" Pusis looked at Mu Yi and Xie Ya with hope, but not only did the two not smile, but they also showed contempt on their faces! !

"What? Isn't it funny?" Pusis was stunned

"It's so cold, let's go to the inn early to sleep! I've never heard such a cold joke!" Xie Ya shivered!
"This is definitely the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life, big man!! Please wash this month's clothes!" Mu Yi sympathized
"Huh? I think it's funny! You guys are cheating, my jokes are definitely funnier than yours!" Pusis complained dissatisfied
But the two of them walked into the inn without waiting for Pusis to finish complaining, basically ignoring what Pusis said after that!

The moon shyly hid in the clouds!A hazy shadow leaks out!It's like a beauty who is out of the bath half-hidden, so beautiful... If such a beautiful night is except for three unscrupulous people who are sleeping soundly and paying no attention to their image, it can be called perfect!

Xu Qing walked down the street with a sullen face. Today, she was quite angry. She had driven for several days to find an inn to sleep well, but unexpectedly encountered a group of flies. Originally, she planned to use those three men to come to her They ran away, but the man in the lead didn't like her, and instead led her into the army. Xu Qing, who has always been extremely confident in her beauty, was hit today!

"Is that guy a man? I asked someone to drive him away, but he actually left. If he was timid, it's acceptable. But the problem is that the three of them don't look like scared people at all! "Xu Qing whispered!

Recalling the eyes of the young man looking at the group of men in red, there was clearly a trace of disdain, that expression was like looking at ants!If he had pretended to be timid at the time, then the young man's mentality must have been quite high, and he had easily seen through such a clever way of diverting attention. Thinking about it, the young man was not an ordinary person. The more Xu Qing thought about it, the more reasonable he felt. Teenagers are not easy

But then he burst into a smile again, with that beautiful expression, if there were men around, he would definitely be stunned on the spot!

Xu Qing couldn't help being amused when she thought of beating up those men in red just now. A dozen men were beating up by him and a woman. Seeing the dazed expression on the man's face after being beaten, it was so funny. How fun! ! ! !
"Hey! That man seemed to say that he was Yan Long's grandson before he left. If it was true, he would cause trouble for his godfather again! Xu Qing's tone was full of complaints. After saying this, Xu Qing raised her head and went towards Mu Yi. As for why they chose the same inn as Mu Yi, it was because Mu Yi and the others were not in a hurry to leave after they came out, so they didn’t leave very quickly. Xu Qing chased away the group of men and came out just in time to see Mu Yi Yi they enter that inn!
"Hmph! I want to see who that guy is, but he completely ignores my aunt's beauty!" After speaking, he ran towards Mu Yi's inn!

(End of this chapter)