Hidden Dragon World

Chapter 93 Seawater Is Salty

"That's fine, you say it first, and I'm second!" Mu Yi covered his mouth and smiled.

"Two people fell into the trap. The dead are called dead, but what are the living called?" Xie Ya asked.

"How can you be a joke? It doesn't count! It doesn't count!" The phantom waved his hand
"You can't answer it!" Xie Ya glanced at Huanmo.The face is full of pride!

"That's fine, you tell me the answer, I want to see what kind of joke this is!" Phantom turned his mouth and said in disbelief
Xie Ya shook his head and smiled, "Of course a living person will call for help! Why don't you just stay there waiting to die?"

Hearing Xie Ya's answer, everyone laughed. Huanmo waved his hand and interjected, "What kind of joke is this? Let me tell you something. There was a king who liked to play the piano the most, but he played it very badly. As long as he Playing the qin, everyone fled far away. The emperor searched the entire court, but could not find a friend. He passed down an imperial decree and brought a death row prisoner from the prison. The emperor said to him: "As long as you say that my qin sounds good, I will save you from death. The death row prisoner thought to himself: "Isn't this simple?" So, he agreed to listen to the emperor playing the piano. However, not long after the king played, the prisoner covered his ears with his hands and shouted: "Your Majesty, don't play, I am willing to die!" "

"You tell such a vulgar story? I thought it was amazing!" The shape demon kicked towards the phantom!express their dissatisfaction
Leng Xue laughed foolishly for a few times, and protested, "I think it's quite funny, let's barely pass it, it's up to me now! The little rabbit held a meeting and said: Rabbits, I have a good news and a bad news! Rabbits : Listen to the bad news first. Xiaotu: The bad news is that we have nothing to eat, only some rotten radishes left. Rabbits: What about the good news? Xiaotu: The good news is that we still have a lot of rotten radishes After saying this, Leng Xue stared at everyone with sharp eyes!

"Although the story is quite vulgar, it's still funny. It's up to me next time. You always beat me to it. What else can I say? Listen carefully, an old man wants to marry, but my mother refuses to marry him when she sees that his beard and hair are completely white. The old man bribed the matchmaker and said: "Return to him that he has something to do every night. If he fails overnight, he will be punished five times. "Mom promised it. On the first night of the house, I worked hard once, and I couldn't move the next night. Mom pushed the old man down, blamed five boards, and the old man fell down. Mom asked why. Bai, let's settle accounts together in the future. "Mu Yi finished telling the story vividly, Xie Ya and Lan Yu laughed silently, and Phantom's eyes continued to glance at the girls!
"I hate it, the captain will tell pornographic jokes, let me do it!" One day, Xiaohong asked her mother: "Where did I come from?" "

Mom said: "It came from my stomach." Xiaohong said: "Why did you eat me!" Leng Feng told the joke in one breath

"Then baby, where did you come from?" Mu Yi joked
"Get out!" Leng Feng raised his foot and kicked towards Mu Yi

Seeing that everyone was almost finished speaking, Pusis hurried forward and said, "It's my turn, it's my turn, I won't talk about the last one this time. Once upon a time, a father asked his son: "Why are you so stupid? What a little kid!" Pig!cough!Do you know what a piglet is? The son replied: "Yes, it is the son of a pig." ""

After listening to Pusis' joke, Xiaobi clapped her hands first, her little mouth pouted in laughter.
Pusis shook his head triumphantly, and looked at Xu Qing

Xu Qing snorted coldly, and said proudly, "The ant and the elephant got married, but the elephant died within a few days. The ant was very sad, crying and cursing: Honey, why are you walking ahead of me? I don't have to fucking do anything else, just bury you! How about it? Isn't that a funny joke?"

Lan Yu was also unambiguous. After Xu Qing finished speaking, he also continued, "A bachelor, after the wedding night, the bride came out with difficulty leaning on the wall, and scolded: "Liar, he said he had 30 years of savings, I thought It's money! ! "

After the joke between the two of them was finished, although everyone couldn't hold back their laughter, the joy on their faces still betrayed their hearts!

Xingmo looked at the crowd, cleared his throat, and spoke!What he said was to imitate the voices of two people. When he said the first sentence, his figure changed into that of Pusis, and when he said the last sentence, he changed into that of a phantom!
"Hey, I have two troubles, can you help me get rid of them?"

"tell me the story"

"The first one is sleeping naked."

"That's nothing."

"But my second worry is sleepwalking"

After watching Xingmo's performance, Huanmo was the first to laugh out loud, and then everyone laughed too, except Pusis stared at Xingmo fiercely and remained silent!
Xiaobi jumped up cheering, and said happily, "Your jokes are so funny, Xiaobi wants to tell jokes too!"

Pusis hugged Xiaobi and persuaded, "Little baby, how do you know what kind of jokes you are telling! It's better not to participate! They will let you take off your pants and go swimming in the sea later!"

Xiaobi said coquettishly, "Brother, Xiaobi wants to talk! I want to!"

Mu Yi laughed consolingly and said, "Okay, Pusis, you can let Xiaobi speak, maybe she can speak better than you!"

Pusis shook his head with a wry smile, and replied, "Then you can talk about it!"

"The vampire bat came back covered in blood. The bats were very envious. They asked him where he got so much blood. He brought the bats to a big tree and asked: Did you see the big tree? The crowd answered: Yes. Bat: But I didn't see it." Xiaobi finished the joke with a blink of her innocent eyes.

When the joke was finished, everyone was stunned, and Leng Xue happily hugged Xiaobi and praised, "Okay, Xiaobi, the joke you told is really funny, haha!"

Mu Yi cleared his throat, and said with a smile, "Okay, the joke is over, now it's time to judge! Whoever thinks the joke is the funniest will go swimming in the sea! This time we will choose three people , when I count one, two, three, everyone will point their fingers at the person whose jokes they think are the worst."

As soon as Mu Yi finished saying one, two, three, his fingers pointed in a certain direction without hesitation.

Before Pusis stretched out his fingers, he found that all the men's hands were pointing at him, and he couldn't help being stunned!

"Why is it me again?" Pusis almost cried

"Who called you an idiot!" Mu Yi said proudly
Lan Yu silently rubbed against Mu Yi, pointed to all the women present, and signaled Mu Yi to take a look

Mu Yi looked up and was dumbfounded. All the female compatriots were pointing at him.

"No, you can't do that, right? Didn't you all laugh at the joke I told?" Mu Yi waved his hands in a panic, and said aggrievedly
Xu Qing covered her mouth and snickered, "We laughed, but it doesn't necessarily prove that your joke is funny? We only laughed when we remembered our own joke!"

"You```You```You can't do this, it's too inhumane!" Mu Yi's face was like a melon at the moment

"Why is it so inhumane? Don't you decide the rules of the game? Hurry up, take off your clothes and go into the water with the big man! Don't dawdle!" Xu Qing was unhappy

"But sea water is salty!" Mu Yi hesitated.
"Nonsense, of course we know that sea water is salty!" Xu Qing rolled her eyes and hummed
"Then why don't we owe it first, and then `````"

"No!" The girls got up and answered, to show their firm stand!

Mu Yi spread his hands helplessly.Sighing, "Then you mean that today I must go into the water no matter what?"

"En!" This time it was all members of Nitian who answered Mu Yi's question, of course, except Pusis!

(End of this chapter)