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Chapter 74 Please sit on my head!
Chapter 74 Please sit on my head!
"You can go back, remember to pick me up after school."
Lu Yunxiao said calmly, sending Fang Sidie back.
Fang Sidie was hit hard.
After thinking about it, she said delicately, "Master Lu Yunxiao, don't you intend to give the little girl a tender hug as parting?"
"No need."
Lu Yunxiao strode towards the school gate.
"I bother!"
Fang Sidie yelled at his back: "Who cares about the hug of you brat.
Sleeping on my bed every night, secretly cuddling my little bear, you think I don't know?
Perverted Lu Yunxiao!
If you don't hug a big beauty like me, you like to hug a little bear instead.
You are not a man! "
Angrily drive away!
Fortunately, it's not time for class in the afternoon.
If everyone sees, such a delicate girl will be Lu Yunxiao's driver.
I'm afraid they will swallow their tongues in shock.
Even now, there are quite a few people coming and going, showing expressions of envy, jealousy and hatred towards Lu Yunxiao.
Among them is the doorman in the reception room at the door.
"Who are you looking for?"
The guard had no good attitude towards Lu Yunxiao and said coldly.
He wanted to vent his anger on that delicate beauty!
Even if people don't know his existence.
He also wants to vent his anger on others.
As if he had done something extraordinary.
Lu Yunxiao ignored his attitude and said, "I'm a student here, Lu Yunxiao, Class 8, Senior Three."
"I've never heard of it. Where's your student ID card?"
The doorman showed lazy eyes and assumed a businesslike attitude.
"Without a student ID card, can't I go in?"
Lu Yunxiao frowned.
The guard sneered: "Without a student ID card, who knows whether you are a student or a perverted killer.
Let you enter the school, how to ensure the safety of the students?
You can't get in without a student ID anyway.
Go back and get your student ID. "
Get a student ID card?
Lu Yunxiao was helpless.
I didn't come to report, where did I get my student ID card.
Forget it, let Guo Zhenhu call.
"Hey, little tiger."
"Mr. Lu!"
Guo Zhenhu was very pleasantly surprised: "It's been a long time since I saw you, where did you go to retreat?"
Lu Yunxiao smiled slightly, feeling that the little guy Guo Zhenhu was better.
Communicating with him is very comfortable.
"I didn't go to retreat anywhere, I just rested for a few days.
What, have you dealt with everything before? "
Lu Yunxiao also cared about it in a courteous way.
After all, he is his subordinate.
It's really irresponsible for me to be the shopkeeper with no hands.
"It's all right. I found someone to chop up those two pieces of rubbish and feed them to the dogs."
Guo Zhenhu whispered.
"Well, don't tell me these details."
"Yes Yes!
Then I tell Mr. Lu a good news.
Then Ma Zhiyun came back in a dismal state a few days ago.
It seems that no reinforcements were invited at all.
In other words, that Ye Hui was just an abandoned pawn, no one cared about him at all.
Haha.
Beat him disabled and beat him for nothing.
I thought the backing behind him was so powerful.
I was scared to death, so worry about it for nothing. "
Guo Zhenhu was very happy, and said again: "However, Ye Zuliang still cared about Ye Hui, and found many good doctors for him.
There are also a few old professors.
I invited the old professor a few and bought some medicinal materials.
When should I send it to Mr. Lu?
There are several 400-year-old ginseng, ganoderma lucidum and fleece-flower root. "
"Okay, then you can find time to send it to Fang's house for me.
If you don't know where the Fang family is, contact Master Huang.
Master Huang has been preparing meals for me these days. "
Lu Yunxiao said lightly.
He no longer has a cold for these medicinal materials.
That Fang Qi didn't finish absorbing the medicinal materials that Fang Qi gave him, and made himself drowsy.
The medicinal materials that Guo Zhenhu found should be similar.
Nothing to be surprised about.
"Yes Yes!"
Guo Zhenhu responded quickly.
After finishing speaking, he asked respectfully, "Mr. Lu, what's the matter for you to call me?"
"Well, I almost forgot if you didn't mention it, so I asked you to interrupt."
"I won't interrupt, I won't interrupt."
"That's right. Bowen Middle School has started.
I had a break before and didn't come to report.
Now without a student ID card, I cannot enter the school gate.
You deal with it for me. "
"what?"
Guo Zhenhu yelled: "How dare you not let Mr. Lu enter the school gate.
Whoever did a good job has such courage!
It's as if our Mr. Lu likes to go to school.
presumptuous!
We, Mr. Lu, don't need to go to school at all.
Does the master still need to go to school?
ridiculous! "
"What are you talking about, are you crazy?"
Lu Yunxiao was speechless.
What the hell is this guy doing to speak so righteously all of a sudden.
"Hey, Mr. Lu likes to joke.
I also slowly learned a little bit.
Be sure to follow in the footsteps of Mr. Lu and embark on the broad socialist core road! "
Guo Zhenhu smiled apologetically.
"You are enough, what a bad habit you have learned!"
Lu Yunxiao almost wanted to go crazy.
In this world, only I, Emperor Yunxiao, can make such jokes and tell cold jokes.
You kid actually dare to imitate me.
Find a fight!
"Give it to Mr. Lu immediately!"
Guo Zhenhu shouted as if cheering.
hang up the phone.
He danced around the room, unable to contain his excitement.
"Mr. Lu is not angry, it seems that my communication method is very successful!
Learning from Mr. Lu will definitely make Mr. Lu feel more fond of me.
Ha ha. "
Guo Zhenhu wanted to sing happily.
It's like seeing a new world open up.
……
The gate of Bowen Middle School.
Lu Yunxiao stood outside nonchalantly, and said, "Don't people go in and sit in the reception room?"
"You are not our student, nor are you a parent. Why should I let you sit?"
The doorman rolled his eyes.
Lu Yunxiao smiled: "You will beg me to sit in later, wishing I could sit on your head."
"fart!"
The guard was furious.
This little brat is so handsome.
So arrogant!
If I hadn't been a five-point middle-aged man who emphasized public morality and politeness, I would have slapped you to death a long time ago.
"Ha ha."
Lu Yunxiao smiled lightly.
5 minutes passed quickly.
Jingle Bell.
The telephone in the reception room rang.
"Take it."
Lu Yunxiao said lightly.
The guard glared at him: "It's not your call, do you care if I answer it or not?"
After answering the phone, he immediately promised: "Yes, yes.
Principal, I know, yes, yes, I was wrong.
Yes, I have sore eyes, I have eyes but don't know Mount Tai.
I will invite this student in now.
Yes, I definitely apologize to him. "
hang up the phone.
The guard's face suddenly changed.
Embarrassed and wanting to put on a smiley face.
He looked at Lu Yunxiao anxiously: "This, this, this handsome guy, don't you want to enter our school?
Come in quickly, the door of our reception room is open for you.
Didn't you say to sit on my head?
sit!
Sit as long as you want, my head is hard.
Actually, I practiced Iron Head Kungfu in Shaolin Temple when I was young.
As long as you sit comfortably, I will let you sit every day..."
The man was nervously incoherent.
Seeing Lu Yunxiao's indifferent eyes, I almost cried.
Brother, when I was older, I just spent my days as a guard.
What can I do if they drive me away.
The more the guard thought about it, the more worried he became, and he almost knelt down to beg for mercy.
Ask for collection, recommendation ticket! !
(End of this chapter)
"You can go back, remember to pick me up after school."
Lu Yunxiao said calmly, sending Fang Sidie back.
Fang Sidie was hit hard.
After thinking about it, she said delicately, "Master Lu Yunxiao, don't you intend to give the little girl a tender hug as parting?"
"No need."
Lu Yunxiao strode towards the school gate.
"I bother!"
Fang Sidie yelled at his back: "Who cares about the hug of you brat.
Sleeping on my bed every night, secretly cuddling my little bear, you think I don't know?
Perverted Lu Yunxiao!
If you don't hug a big beauty like me, you like to hug a little bear instead.
You are not a man! "
Angrily drive away!
Fortunately, it's not time for class in the afternoon.
If everyone sees, such a delicate girl will be Lu Yunxiao's driver.
I'm afraid they will swallow their tongues in shock.
Even now, there are quite a few people coming and going, showing expressions of envy, jealousy and hatred towards Lu Yunxiao.
Among them is the doorman in the reception room at the door.
"Who are you looking for?"
The guard had no good attitude towards Lu Yunxiao and said coldly.
He wanted to vent his anger on that delicate beauty!
Even if people don't know his existence.
He also wants to vent his anger on others.
As if he had done something extraordinary.
Lu Yunxiao ignored his attitude and said, "I'm a student here, Lu Yunxiao, Class 8, Senior Three."
"I've never heard of it. Where's your student ID card?"
The doorman showed lazy eyes and assumed a businesslike attitude.
"Without a student ID card, can't I go in?"
Lu Yunxiao frowned.
The guard sneered: "Without a student ID card, who knows whether you are a student or a perverted killer.
Let you enter the school, how to ensure the safety of the students?
You can't get in without a student ID anyway.
Go back and get your student ID. "
Get a student ID card?
Lu Yunxiao was helpless.
I didn't come to report, where did I get my student ID card.
Forget it, let Guo Zhenhu call.
"Hey, little tiger."
"Mr. Lu!"
Guo Zhenhu was very pleasantly surprised: "It's been a long time since I saw you, where did you go to retreat?"
Lu Yunxiao smiled slightly, feeling that the little guy Guo Zhenhu was better.
Communicating with him is very comfortable.
"I didn't go to retreat anywhere, I just rested for a few days.
What, have you dealt with everything before? "
Lu Yunxiao also cared about it in a courteous way.
After all, he is his subordinate.
It's really irresponsible for me to be the shopkeeper with no hands.
"It's all right. I found someone to chop up those two pieces of rubbish and feed them to the dogs."
Guo Zhenhu whispered.
"Well, don't tell me these details."
"Yes Yes!
Then I tell Mr. Lu a good news.
Then Ma Zhiyun came back in a dismal state a few days ago.
It seems that no reinforcements were invited at all.
In other words, that Ye Hui was just an abandoned pawn, no one cared about him at all.
Haha.
Beat him disabled and beat him for nothing.
I thought the backing behind him was so powerful.
I was scared to death, so worry about it for nothing. "
Guo Zhenhu was very happy, and said again: "However, Ye Zuliang still cared about Ye Hui, and found many good doctors for him.
There are also a few old professors.
I invited the old professor a few and bought some medicinal materials.
When should I send it to Mr. Lu?
There are several 400-year-old ginseng, ganoderma lucidum and fleece-flower root. "
"Okay, then you can find time to send it to Fang's house for me.
If you don't know where the Fang family is, contact Master Huang.
Master Huang has been preparing meals for me these days. "
Lu Yunxiao said lightly.
He no longer has a cold for these medicinal materials.
That Fang Qi didn't finish absorbing the medicinal materials that Fang Qi gave him, and made himself drowsy.
The medicinal materials that Guo Zhenhu found should be similar.
Nothing to be surprised about.
"Yes Yes!"
Guo Zhenhu responded quickly.
After finishing speaking, he asked respectfully, "Mr. Lu, what's the matter for you to call me?"
"Well, I almost forgot if you didn't mention it, so I asked you to interrupt."
"I won't interrupt, I won't interrupt."
"That's right. Bowen Middle School has started.
I had a break before and didn't come to report.
Now without a student ID card, I cannot enter the school gate.
You deal with it for me. "
"what?"
Guo Zhenhu yelled: "How dare you not let Mr. Lu enter the school gate.
Whoever did a good job has such courage!
It's as if our Mr. Lu likes to go to school.
presumptuous!
We, Mr. Lu, don't need to go to school at all.
Does the master still need to go to school?
ridiculous! "
"What are you talking about, are you crazy?"
Lu Yunxiao was speechless.
What the hell is this guy doing to speak so righteously all of a sudden.
"Hey, Mr. Lu likes to joke.
I also slowly learned a little bit.
Be sure to follow in the footsteps of Mr. Lu and embark on the broad socialist core road! "
Guo Zhenhu smiled apologetically.
"You are enough, what a bad habit you have learned!"
Lu Yunxiao almost wanted to go crazy.
In this world, only I, Emperor Yunxiao, can make such jokes and tell cold jokes.
You kid actually dare to imitate me.
Find a fight!
"Give it to Mr. Lu immediately!"
Guo Zhenhu shouted as if cheering.
hang up the phone.
He danced around the room, unable to contain his excitement.
"Mr. Lu is not angry, it seems that my communication method is very successful!
Learning from Mr. Lu will definitely make Mr. Lu feel more fond of me.
Ha ha. "
Guo Zhenhu wanted to sing happily.
It's like seeing a new world open up.
……
The gate of Bowen Middle School.
Lu Yunxiao stood outside nonchalantly, and said, "Don't people go in and sit in the reception room?"
"You are not our student, nor are you a parent. Why should I let you sit?"
The doorman rolled his eyes.
Lu Yunxiao smiled: "You will beg me to sit in later, wishing I could sit on your head."
"fart!"
The guard was furious.
This little brat is so handsome.
So arrogant!
If I hadn't been a five-point middle-aged man who emphasized public morality and politeness, I would have slapped you to death a long time ago.
"Ha ha."
Lu Yunxiao smiled lightly.
5 minutes passed quickly.
Jingle Bell.
The telephone in the reception room rang.
"Take it."
Lu Yunxiao said lightly.
The guard glared at him: "It's not your call, do you care if I answer it or not?"
After answering the phone, he immediately promised: "Yes, yes.
Principal, I know, yes, yes, I was wrong.
Yes, I have sore eyes, I have eyes but don't know Mount Tai.
I will invite this student in now.
Yes, I definitely apologize to him. "
hang up the phone.
The guard's face suddenly changed.
Embarrassed and wanting to put on a smiley face.
He looked at Lu Yunxiao anxiously: "This, this, this handsome guy, don't you want to enter our school?
Come in quickly, the door of our reception room is open for you.
Didn't you say to sit on my head?
sit!
Sit as long as you want, my head is hard.
Actually, I practiced Iron Head Kungfu in Shaolin Temple when I was young.
As long as you sit comfortably, I will let you sit every day..."
The man was nervously incoherent.
Seeing Lu Yunxiao's indifferent eyes, I almost cried.
Brother, when I was older, I just spent my days as a guard.
What can I do if they drive me away.
The more the guard thought about it, the more worried he became, and he almost knelt down to beg for mercy.
Ask for collection, recommendation ticket! !
(End of this chapter)
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