Taishang patriarch crawled out of the tomb
Chapter 41 Old Devil, Slap Your Face
Chapter 41 Old Devil, Slap Your Face
Yang Heng returned to the side hall, meditating and practicing.
vaguely.
He seemed to hear a burst of cheerful sheep bleating and bleating, but when he listened carefully, he couldn't hear anything.
"Swish"
After an unknown amount of time, there was another sound of sharpening knives outside the hall.
Yang Heng was startled awake, and leaned closer to the window to have a look.
On the square, under the crooked jujube tree, the second apprentice Wei Chungui was sharpening his knife again.
And the knife in his hand was the black dragon knife that was broken by him, which was the same as the kitchen knife.
The knife was polished brightly, and sometimes reflected the light of the knife in the morning light, and deliberately swayed it into Yang Heng's hall.
"Well you scoundrel!"
"Grind it, you can continue to sharpen it, after a few days, the old man will sharpen the knife outside your room!"
In Yang Heng's eyes, there was a gloomy smile like an eagle and snake.
on the square.
Wei Chungui sharpened his knife rattling and rustling, but Yang Heng did not come out of the hall.
"The old devil's body has been sanctified, and he is indifferent to the sound of sharpening knives!"
next to.
Su Xiaolu came and said in a low voice.
Wei Chungui nodded.
Su Xiaolu continued:
"The old devil is obviously full of energy and blood, but he still continues to pretend. Obviously, the plan is very big. It seems that it is meaningless for us to continue to lurk. Instead, it increases the risk of exposure for no reason."
"I don't know what the Holy Land is thinking, why not let us retreat."
"Eldest brother is obsessed with that exercise of pull-ups and push-ups. He looks like he's gone mad, hey."
Su Xiaolu was very worried.
She turned around and squatted under the crooked neck tree, watching an ant on the ground running around with a moth wing several times its size in its mouth.
"I heard that in the Great Wilderness, there is an ancient ferocious beast called the Skyhorn Ant, which is extremely powerful. I don't know if it is true."
She looked at it for a while, and suddenly muttered to herself curiously.
"It's true, it's a prehistoric alien species that feeds on quasi-emperor-level creatures, it's very scary!"
Behind Su Xiaolu, suddenly came an old and hoarse voice.
"Ah, Master!"
Su Xiaolu was startled, and when she turned around, she saw Yang Heng standing behind her at some point, looking at her with a smile.
And his side.
The second senior brother Wei Chungui put away the black dragon knife like a kitchen knife, and stood respectfully with his hands down.
"Master, good morning!"
Su Xiaolu paid her respects obediently, then ran quickly to the main hall and made a pot of tea for Yang Heng.
Yang Heng smiled gratifiedly, and said, "It's still Xiao Lu's filial piety!"
While speaking, he glanced at Wei Chungui, and said pointedly: "It's not like some unfilial people who know how to sharpen their knives every day."
Wei Chungui was so frightened that he knelt down and confessed his mistake.
But I was roaring in my heart, what's the matter with sharpening my knife, my black dragon knife was broken by you, so I can't use the magic knife?
Is it amazing to be physically sanctified? My surname is Wei. It would be great if I could also be sanctified physically. It would be great if the pull-up push-up exercise taught by the old devil was true.
His mood was inexplicably complicated.
at this time.
There were footsteps in the distance.
It was Li Daqiu who came.
Su Xiaolu and Wei Chungui glanced at it subconsciously, but were instantly stunned.
"Brother, you you you"
The two were stunned.
Yang Heng heard it strangely.
"What's wrong?! Is the villain here?"
He turned his head to look, and couldn't help being stunned, his eyeballs were about to protrude.
The tea leaves he drank in his mouth unconsciously spit out, flying a parabola, just stuck to the corner of Su Xiaolu's mouth.
The sluggish Su Xiaolu unconsciously licked her lips, licked the piece of tea into her mouth with her red tongue, and swallowed it with a mouthful of surprised saliva.
"Hi, good morning everyone!"
On the opposite side, Li Daqiu greeted with a smile.
In the morning light, he was two meters tall, majestic and tall, casting a large shadow.
It seems that in order to highlight his muscles, Li Daqiu deliberately wore a very elastic dress, so the muscles of the whole body are particularly clear.
Especially on the arms, the muscles were coiled like iron lumps, and a masculine aura rushed towards his face.
Su Xiaolu stared at Li Daqiu's arm, then gestured at her own leg, and was surprised to find that Li Daqiu's arm was thicker than her own thigh.
"It's so hot!"
At this time, Li Daqiu suddenly sighed with emotion, turned sideways at 45 degrees to Yang Heng and the others, and deliberately lifted his shirt, revealing his eight-pack abs.
"what--!"
Su Xiaolu blushed with embarrassment, screamed, covered her eyes with her hands, but couldn't help but let go of her hands, watching secretly.
Wei Chungui stared at Li Daqiu's abdominal muscles for a long time, his throat rolled, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and couldn't help saying: "Elder brother, I didn't know before, but you are so knowledgeable!"
Li Daqiu laughed triumphantly when he heard this.
Especially noticing that Yang Heng next to him looked like he had seen a ghost, and his eyeballs were protruding in shock, Li Daqiu laughed even more happily.
"It's cool, it's cool, it's so cool!"
"The old devil's expression is so cute, this old guy probably never dreamed that I would improve so much!"
Thinking of this, Li Daqiu decided to add another fire.
then.
He bowed to Yang Heng, and said with a sad face on purpose: "Master, this disciple is too stupid. Using the Pythagorean theorem of hooking three strands, four mysterious five, and practicing pull-up push-ups all night, it is still effective." Not big."
Hearing this, Yang Heng came back to his senses and let out a long breath.
This villain's physical body has changed a bit, which really frightened him, and he thought that this villain had really succeeded in practicing pull-ups, push-ups and body exercises.
That's a fantasy.
Can you also practice the exercises you made up?
Do you think you are Zhu Youzhi, and there is a treasure in your dantian? !
"It's normal that I didn't succeed!" Yang Heng smiled and comforted him: "This exercise is an ancient method of cultivation. It took me 30 years to get started as a teacher. Don't worry, take your time."
Li Daqiu nodded seriously.
But he was sneering in his heart, old devil, just pretend!
Now, it's time for you to feel what it means to "slap in the face".
Immediately, with a thought, the Qi and blood circulated.
The hormonal breath began to emanate.
Su Xiaolu's heart beat suddenly, his whole body was itchy, and he backed away somewhat unbearably.
And on the crooked neck tree, a female mosquito was playing with a male mosquito. At this moment, it suddenly flew over and landed on Li Daqiu's arm.
"Ah, what a nasty mosquito, it's going to bite people early in the morning."
Li Daqiu said loudly on purpose, then exerted force on his arms and his muscles trembled.
"Snapped"
Mosquitoes burst.
Pawn!
When Yang Heng saw this, he was taken aback for a moment, and then exclaimed in surprise: "You, your muscles shake mosquitoes, your pull-ups and push-ups are exercises, have you started?!"
Li Daqiu pretended to be dazed and said: "Have you started? I don't know, I don't know anything!"
But in his heart, he was laughing loudly.
Seeing the old devil's face turning blue and white as if he had eaten poop, Li Daqiu felt refreshed all over his body, and his thoughts were extremely clear.
this moment.
He felt rather elated.
Old devil, you also have today.
You often look like you are scheming and considerate, but this expression is so cute!
"Master, don't move, let's take a photo together to commemorate the good day of my introduction to the ancient body cultivation method!"
Li Daqiu suddenly had an idea, and before Yang Heng could react, he quickly took out the video stone that had been prepared, and with a "click", the scene at this moment was frozen.
In the picture, Yang Heng's expression is dull, his eyeballs are protruding, he looks surprised and deflated, and there is unbelievable and deep shock in his eyes.
And Li Daqiu in the picture is beaming with joy, with a complacent smile on his face, and he is like a pair of scissors.
The expressions of the two are completely different.
"Hahaha, this recording stone, I, Li Daqiu, will keep it for the rest of my life, and then pass it on to my son, from son to grandson, and from son to grandson as a family heirloom."
Li Daqiu laughed out loud.
(End of this chapter)
Yang Heng returned to the side hall, meditating and practicing.
vaguely.
He seemed to hear a burst of cheerful sheep bleating and bleating, but when he listened carefully, he couldn't hear anything.
"Swish"
After an unknown amount of time, there was another sound of sharpening knives outside the hall.
Yang Heng was startled awake, and leaned closer to the window to have a look.
On the square, under the crooked jujube tree, the second apprentice Wei Chungui was sharpening his knife again.
And the knife in his hand was the black dragon knife that was broken by him, which was the same as the kitchen knife.
The knife was polished brightly, and sometimes reflected the light of the knife in the morning light, and deliberately swayed it into Yang Heng's hall.
"Well you scoundrel!"
"Grind it, you can continue to sharpen it, after a few days, the old man will sharpen the knife outside your room!"
In Yang Heng's eyes, there was a gloomy smile like an eagle and snake.
on the square.
Wei Chungui sharpened his knife rattling and rustling, but Yang Heng did not come out of the hall.
"The old devil's body has been sanctified, and he is indifferent to the sound of sharpening knives!"
next to.
Su Xiaolu came and said in a low voice.
Wei Chungui nodded.
Su Xiaolu continued:
"The old devil is obviously full of energy and blood, but he still continues to pretend. Obviously, the plan is very big. It seems that it is meaningless for us to continue to lurk. Instead, it increases the risk of exposure for no reason."
"I don't know what the Holy Land is thinking, why not let us retreat."
"Eldest brother is obsessed with that exercise of pull-ups and push-ups. He looks like he's gone mad, hey."
Su Xiaolu was very worried.
She turned around and squatted under the crooked neck tree, watching an ant on the ground running around with a moth wing several times its size in its mouth.
"I heard that in the Great Wilderness, there is an ancient ferocious beast called the Skyhorn Ant, which is extremely powerful. I don't know if it is true."
She looked at it for a while, and suddenly muttered to herself curiously.
"It's true, it's a prehistoric alien species that feeds on quasi-emperor-level creatures, it's very scary!"
Behind Su Xiaolu, suddenly came an old and hoarse voice.
"Ah, Master!"
Su Xiaolu was startled, and when she turned around, she saw Yang Heng standing behind her at some point, looking at her with a smile.
And his side.
The second senior brother Wei Chungui put away the black dragon knife like a kitchen knife, and stood respectfully with his hands down.
"Master, good morning!"
Su Xiaolu paid her respects obediently, then ran quickly to the main hall and made a pot of tea for Yang Heng.
Yang Heng smiled gratifiedly, and said, "It's still Xiao Lu's filial piety!"
While speaking, he glanced at Wei Chungui, and said pointedly: "It's not like some unfilial people who know how to sharpen their knives every day."
Wei Chungui was so frightened that he knelt down and confessed his mistake.
But I was roaring in my heart, what's the matter with sharpening my knife, my black dragon knife was broken by you, so I can't use the magic knife?
Is it amazing to be physically sanctified? My surname is Wei. It would be great if I could also be sanctified physically. It would be great if the pull-up push-up exercise taught by the old devil was true.
His mood was inexplicably complicated.
at this time.
There were footsteps in the distance.
It was Li Daqiu who came.
Su Xiaolu and Wei Chungui glanced at it subconsciously, but were instantly stunned.
"Brother, you you you"
The two were stunned.
Yang Heng heard it strangely.
"What's wrong?! Is the villain here?"
He turned his head to look, and couldn't help being stunned, his eyeballs were about to protrude.
The tea leaves he drank in his mouth unconsciously spit out, flying a parabola, just stuck to the corner of Su Xiaolu's mouth.
The sluggish Su Xiaolu unconsciously licked her lips, licked the piece of tea into her mouth with her red tongue, and swallowed it with a mouthful of surprised saliva.
"Hi, good morning everyone!"
On the opposite side, Li Daqiu greeted with a smile.
In the morning light, he was two meters tall, majestic and tall, casting a large shadow.
It seems that in order to highlight his muscles, Li Daqiu deliberately wore a very elastic dress, so the muscles of the whole body are particularly clear.
Especially on the arms, the muscles were coiled like iron lumps, and a masculine aura rushed towards his face.
Su Xiaolu stared at Li Daqiu's arm, then gestured at her own leg, and was surprised to find that Li Daqiu's arm was thicker than her own thigh.
"It's so hot!"
At this time, Li Daqiu suddenly sighed with emotion, turned sideways at 45 degrees to Yang Heng and the others, and deliberately lifted his shirt, revealing his eight-pack abs.
"what--!"
Su Xiaolu blushed with embarrassment, screamed, covered her eyes with her hands, but couldn't help but let go of her hands, watching secretly.
Wei Chungui stared at Li Daqiu's abdominal muscles for a long time, his throat rolled, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and couldn't help saying: "Elder brother, I didn't know before, but you are so knowledgeable!"
Li Daqiu laughed triumphantly when he heard this.
Especially noticing that Yang Heng next to him looked like he had seen a ghost, and his eyeballs were protruding in shock, Li Daqiu laughed even more happily.
"It's cool, it's cool, it's so cool!"
"The old devil's expression is so cute, this old guy probably never dreamed that I would improve so much!"
Thinking of this, Li Daqiu decided to add another fire.
then.
He bowed to Yang Heng, and said with a sad face on purpose: "Master, this disciple is too stupid. Using the Pythagorean theorem of hooking three strands, four mysterious five, and practicing pull-up push-ups all night, it is still effective." Not big."
Hearing this, Yang Heng came back to his senses and let out a long breath.
This villain's physical body has changed a bit, which really frightened him, and he thought that this villain had really succeeded in practicing pull-ups, push-ups and body exercises.
That's a fantasy.
Can you also practice the exercises you made up?
Do you think you are Zhu Youzhi, and there is a treasure in your dantian? !
"It's normal that I didn't succeed!" Yang Heng smiled and comforted him: "This exercise is an ancient method of cultivation. It took me 30 years to get started as a teacher. Don't worry, take your time."
Li Daqiu nodded seriously.
But he was sneering in his heart, old devil, just pretend!
Now, it's time for you to feel what it means to "slap in the face".
Immediately, with a thought, the Qi and blood circulated.
The hormonal breath began to emanate.
Su Xiaolu's heart beat suddenly, his whole body was itchy, and he backed away somewhat unbearably.
And on the crooked neck tree, a female mosquito was playing with a male mosquito. At this moment, it suddenly flew over and landed on Li Daqiu's arm.
"Ah, what a nasty mosquito, it's going to bite people early in the morning."
Li Daqiu said loudly on purpose, then exerted force on his arms and his muscles trembled.
"Snapped"
Mosquitoes burst.
Pawn!
When Yang Heng saw this, he was taken aback for a moment, and then exclaimed in surprise: "You, your muscles shake mosquitoes, your pull-ups and push-ups are exercises, have you started?!"
Li Daqiu pretended to be dazed and said: "Have you started? I don't know, I don't know anything!"
But in his heart, he was laughing loudly.
Seeing the old devil's face turning blue and white as if he had eaten poop, Li Daqiu felt refreshed all over his body, and his thoughts were extremely clear.
this moment.
He felt rather elated.
Old devil, you also have today.
You often look like you are scheming and considerate, but this expression is so cute!
"Master, don't move, let's take a photo together to commemorate the good day of my introduction to the ancient body cultivation method!"
Li Daqiu suddenly had an idea, and before Yang Heng could react, he quickly took out the video stone that had been prepared, and with a "click", the scene at this moment was frozen.
In the picture, Yang Heng's expression is dull, his eyeballs are protruding, he looks surprised and deflated, and there is unbelievable and deep shock in his eyes.
And Li Daqiu in the picture is beaming with joy, with a complacent smile on his face, and he is like a pair of scissors.
The expressions of the two are completely different.
"Hahaha, this recording stone, I, Li Daqiu, will keep it for the rest of my life, and then pass it on to my son, from son to grandson, and from son to grandson as a family heirloom."
Li Daqiu laughed out loud.
(End of this chapter)
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