The strongest bragging system in history

Chapter 149 Kidney Deficiency Bodyguard

After Fang Wen finished speaking, he raised his legs and looked directly at Tang Jia.

To be honest, this girl has nothing to say about her appearance and figure. It's just this attitude that makes people so upset.

Fang Wen can understand the lack of emotion. The question is, can you pretend?

He's here to perform a mission, not to be a doormat!

Want to show your nobility, to hell!
Tang Jia's face was flushed with anger, and her plump chest kept rising and falling. Ever since she was a child, she had never talked to her like this, and Fang Wen was the first one.

The bodyguard behind her had a gloomy face. When Fang Wen spoke just now, he was already full of anger. If he hadn't been restrained by his professionalism, he would have let Fang Wen know how powerful he was.

At this time, seeing Fang Wen lashing out at Tang Jia continuously, he said softly, "Miss Tang, would you like me to teach him a lesson for you, so that I won't break anything in the house!"

After hearing this, Fang Wen was almost happy, how sure are you!

Is Lao Tzu really a soft persimmon?
Tang Jia hesitated for a moment, but did not speak.

The bodyguard behind him had a smile on his face, which was the default, and it seemed that Miss Tang was very angry.

Although Tang Jia was usually indifferent, he was still nice to people.

Today, it seems that this kid is very angry.

The bodyguard unbuttoned his suit and said, "Boy, I will let you know the price of talking nonsense!"

"The price?" Fang Wen glanced at him: "Go pee..."

The bodyguard suddenly couldn't keep up with his train of thought, why did he "go pee"?
He doesn't understand, I'm going to teach you a lesson, what the hell is going to pee?

Tang Jia showed disgust on his face, obviously very dissatisfied with Fang Wen's words.

Huang Juan said from the side: "Vulgar!"

"You go too!" Fang Wen glared at Huang Juan and said.

All kinds of things, one by one pretending to be aggressive with Lao Tzu.

As soon as Huangju Ang was about to speak, he felt an urgency to urinate and involuntarily clamped his legs.

The bodyguard over there was about to show a good performance, and at the same time, he felt his urethra tighten, and he was so numb that he really wanted to go to the toilet.

The two rushed towards the toilet like bullets.

Tang Jia opened her small mouth with a shocked expression on her face.

Why is this happening?
Coincidentally!

The two squeezed together to the door of the toilet, and the bodyguard said: "Be patient, I will go first!"

"Do you have a little grace, don't ladies know first?" Huang Juan said angrily.

God damn it, women are first, women are first, and you can't let yourself pee your pants!

The bodyguard felt that he might not be able to hold back at any time, and at this time, he still talked about woolen demeanor.

He pushed Huang Juan away and rushed into the toilet.

Huang Juan clutched her stomach and gritted her teeth, your sister...

The old lady couldn't hold it anymore.

Fang Wen watched the two robbing the toilet with a smile, and said to Tang Jia, "Bodyguards and assistants who can't hold back their urine? Hehe..."

Tang Jia glared at Fang Wen. Although she didn't know what was going on, Fang Wen must have made a move.

She is different from others, as a result of a genetic mutation, she is extremely talented in acting and singing.

At the same time, she loves acting because of her lack of emotion, and she wants to experience those missing emotions in the play.

And Fang Wen might be a legendary capable person, strictly speaking, so is Tang Jia!

"Are you a capable person?" Tang Jia began to look squarely at Fang Wen.

Fang Wen nodded and said, "That's right, but ability is not my strong suit!"

Tang Jia pursed her lips, it was a show off!
A person with abilities can certainly deal with ordinary people with ease, but what is the use of your ability?

While the two were talking, the bodyguard and Huang Juan had finished solving the problem, and both of them let out a sigh of relief. If they urinate on the spot, it would be a shame.

Ms. Tang might just fire them both.

The two walked to Tang Jia's side and looked at Fang Wen fiercely.

Fang Wendao: "By the way, as your personal bodyguard, the identity given to me is your boyfriend..."

Tang Jia raised his hand to interrupt him and said, "This is absolutely impossible, even if it's just to cover up..."

"Boyfriend?" Huang Juan called out and said, "Do you know Miss Tang's status in the entertainment industry? Once it is revealed that she has a boyfriend, it will cause a lot of trouble. I'm talking, just like you? How do you act like that?" boyfriend?"

Fang Wen's clothes are plain and simple, and his appearance is not surprising.

A person like Tang Jia should at least be either rich or expensive to find a boyfriend, or handsome, how could he find a bum and third-level person as a boyfriend, even if it is to cover up his identity.

The bodyguard even sneered and said: "The toad wants to eat swan meat, and wants to be close to the water and towers first, so you can dream..."

Tsk, this is not enough pee!
Fang Wen glanced at him with a smile.

The bodyguard immediately felt that his bladder was bursting, and a hot stream rushed straight to the opening of the urethra!

shit...

It's starting again!

I ran away as soon as I could, for fear that I would pee in my pants again later.

After he came out, as soon as he reached Tang Jia's side, he felt another burst of urination.

I'm so...

continue!
He ran to the toilet again.

After going back and forth more than a dozen times, the bodyguard knew that there was a problem, even if he was stupid, there is no reason for kidney deficiency at a young age, it doesn't exist at all, okay?
And did kidney deficiency come on so suddenly?
Tang Jia patted the table and said, "That's enough, don't think that you are capable and can bully ordinary people at will!"

Fang Wen shook his head and said, "If you say something wrong, you will have to pay the price. Besides, who knows that he is not suffering from kidney deficiency!"

The bodyguard's nose was almost crooked. He was a gold-medal bodyguard of the Golden Shield Security Company. He was a special soldier. Later, he worked as a mercenary for two years and served as a personal bodyguard for the heads of state of some small foreign countries.

Otherwise, Tang Jia wouldn't have hired him.

I have always been proud and arrogant, how can I bear this kind of anger.

"I don't care what method you use, but you can't protect Ms. Tang with your indecent methods!" The bodyguard was very unconvinced, professional knowledge, I will dump you ten blocks.

Tang Jia and Huang Juan nodded at the same time, agreeing with his statement.

"Professional knowledge?" Fang Wen leaned back and said, "Your professional knowledge is rubbish in my eyes!"

"Ding, get 40 bragging points!"

"Ding……"

The bodyguard sneered.

"Turn on energy detection!"

At this time, energy detection is the best method. If there are any bugs or hidden cameras in the room, they will be detected.

There was nothing abnormal in the whole room. It seemed that the bodyguard did a good job, and he was quite capable.

But when Fang Wen looked up, a smile appeared on his face.

There is a signal source in the crystal chandelier on the ceiling of the living room.

Fang Wen pointed to the bodyguard and said, "You are not competent as a bodyguard!"

"Why are you incompetent?" The bodyguard said very unconvinced. He had already checked the room with professional equipment, and there were no wiretapping devices or hidden cameras at all.

These things are the most basic. If he can't even discover this, he will still be a fucking bodyguard.

Fang Wen pointed to the crystal chandelier above his head and said, "There is something inside..."

(End of this chapter)