The strongest bragging system in history
Chapter 98
Chapter 98
In the middle of the night, the night breeze was slightly cool.
Fang Wen found Chen's house, jumped lightly outside the fence, clung to the top of the wall, and with a strong arm, he had already entered the Chen's villa without a sound.
At this time, the invisibility technique he used, no matter whether it was the camera in the corner after he came in, or the younger brother guarding the door outside, he didn't notice it.
Fang Wen walked towards the villa. To his surprise, the lights in the Chen family villa were still on in the middle of the night.
It is impossible to go through the door, after all Uncle Qi is a master, it would be bad if there is any disturbance that attracts the old guy's attention.
Fang Wen chose to turn over the window.
The Chen family villa has all big windows, the weather is not bad now, a few of them are left open.
Fang Wen randomly found one and jumped into Chen's house lightly.
I saw Chen Huaiyi and Uncle Qi still sitting in the hall drinking tea.
The two old thieves were chatting and laughing, very happy.
There is another person, Captain Liu who arrested him.
Numbness, it really is a gangster!
Fang Wenxin said, I said that I was tricky, and it was true, you colluded black and white, trying to kill me, I'm afraid I didn't expect that my buddy had already arrived at your Chen's house.
Chen Huaiyi picked up a cup of fragrant tea and sniffed it in front of his nose, "Thanks to Captain Liu this time, don't worry, Uncle Qi said that there are good things in that kid's shop, as long as he finds them, Captain Liu must have a copy, and he will never treat you badly." !"
Captain Liu said flatteringly: "Master Chen, this is out of the question, what kind of friendship is there between us, it's just a matter of little effort!"
Uncle Qi sneered, this guy is full of fat, full of bad water, Chen Huaiyi has fed this bastard to his full all these years, to put it bluntly, he is greedy!
"That's right!" Fang Wen's teeth itch with hatred, I won't let the three of you want to die today, I'm the loser!
"System, exchange..."
"You are still exchanging for Mao Mao. After upgrading, there are not many points left. You have invisibility, lockpicking skills, and face changing. The current points are only enough to exchange for the invincible fart-making simulator..." the system said!
"..."
Damn, I accidentally ran out of points.
"The invincible fart-making simulator is also fine!" Fang Wen gritted his teeth and said, with this thing, even if you are a master like Uncle Qi, can you fart and be vigilant?
I don't believe it a hundred times.
"Exchange for an invincible fart-making simulator..."
Fang Wen exchanged three in one go, and none of these three guys could be let go.
Looking at the system, there are only 10 points left.
There is a long way to go to brag.
"By the way, let me tell you, this is an upgraded version!" The system said, "It's more powerful than the original one!"
Powerful?I'm just afraid that it's not very powerful, okay?
Put three simulators as fine as dust on the honeybee robot.
The little robot flew to the three of them silently.
The three old guys didn't notice anything.
Uncle Qi proudly said: "That kid's history is not simple. From the moment he entered, Lu Ziming began to exert pressure. We don't have much time. I have already ordered good people to go into his hotel to find the things tonight. Although I don't know about the things, What is it, but it has a lot of benefits for people, for people who practice martial arts like me, the benefits are not great, but for ordinary people, eating it can strengthen their bodies and prolong their lives!"
Fang Wen suddenly realized that the problem was here, no wonder the hotel was closed, these guys were trying to beat the little bit of evolution fluid in the animal meat.
It's a pity, everyone, only I have that thing. If you search the hotel, except for a bunch of ghosts, you can find a fart.
At this moment, Chen Huaiyi suddenly jumped up with an "ah".
Uncle Qi was taken aback and said, "What's wrong!"
"Something pricked me!" Chen Huaiyi wondered, "It might be a mosquito!"
Uncle Seven and Captain Liu heaved a sigh of relief at the same time.
Then Uncle Seven also said "ah", "I seem to have been bitten by a mosquito too!"
Uncle Qi touched his butt with a depressed expression on his face.
Team Liu said "hehe" twice, but I was still calm. I was bitten just now, but I was so calm.
Uncle Qi touched his stomach and said, "I drank too much tea, go to the toilet!"
With that said, he walked towards the toilet.
Fang Wen followed Uncle Qi.
The old man turned his head suddenly, and saw that there was nothing behind him, with a puzzled expression on his face.
Fang Wen was taken aback, this bastard was really powerful, even though I was invisible, he could still sense it.
Seeing that there was nothing behind him, Uncle Qi thought it was an illusion, so he went into the bathroom.
I listened carefully, whether the old guy will come out in a while, I don't know if it is prostatitis.
Fang Wen walked upstairs quietly, the only thing he was afraid of was Uncle Qi, even if he was invisible, he couldn't take it lightly.
Go upstairs and find Chen Fang's room.
Pushing the door open, I saw that this guy was sleeping like a horse with a long gun, his butt was sticking out, and his saliva was flowing like a river. He looked as ugly as he wanted.
Fang Wen showed his birth and changed into Chen Huaiyi's appearance.
"System, exchange for cell expansion fluid!"
"Ding, the exchange of cell fluid is successful, your points are gone!" the system said.
Fang Wen said: "I know!"
Holding the cell expansion liquid, Fang Wen walked up to Chen Fang, opened the lid and was just about to pour it, when he saw that the ass of this product was upside down, the effect of this shit is not good.
But a drop of liquid had already been poured out, and it happened to drip on Chen Fang's underwear, where it looked like a chrysanthemum!
Numbness, waste.
Fang Wen grabbed Chen Fang's shoulder and pulled him over.
Chen Fang was awakened immediately, saw that it was his father, rubbed his eyes and said, "Dad, what's going on at night!"
I seem to have slapped you twice.
Fang Wen said: "Son, Dad found you a good thing!"
As he spoke, he shook the small bottle in his hand!
"What is it?" Chen Fang asked when he saw the bottle in Fang Wen's hand.
Fang Wendao: "This is a good thing that my father obtained through untold hardships, burning, killing and looting, and by all means. Drop this thing on your little brother, and in the future you will be extremely brave, sweep thousands of troops, be invincible in the world, and be invincible in the world." If you are strong, you will be strong, if you meet anus, you will become anal..."
"Ding, get 20 bragging points!"
"Ding, get 20 bragging points!"
Hey, what a surprise!
Fang Wen is very happy, and there are still points in the account.
"Dad, how can there be such a miraculous thing, you are not bragging!" Chen Fang was dubious, what kind of nerves did Dad have in the middle of the night, this thing is a bit suspicious.
"Really, don't believe it, just try it and you'll know. It's a rare thing, so don't waste it. Your seventh uncle used a little last night, and he won't get out of bed ten nights a night!" Fang Wen said.
"Ding, get 20 bragging points!"
"Really, fake, is it that exaggerated?" Chen Fang took the vial and said, "Seventh Uncle ten times a night, that means he is a master of martial arts with a good foundation, I can do it three times a night with my body, and I am content Already!"
As he spoke, Chen Fang picked up the vial, and poured it upside down, exposing his little brother.
Fang Wen didn't stop it either.
Son, you did it yourself, no wonder I.
Fang Wen stood up and said: "I'll go down first. This thing is not an aphrodisiac. It's about changing your sexual ability from you. I hope you will carry on the family in the future... Work hard in the future..."
"Work hard!" Chen Fang made a "two" gesture.
Dad is so kind to himself!
(End of this chapter)
In the middle of the night, the night breeze was slightly cool.
Fang Wen found Chen's house, jumped lightly outside the fence, clung to the top of the wall, and with a strong arm, he had already entered the Chen's villa without a sound.
At this time, the invisibility technique he used, no matter whether it was the camera in the corner after he came in, or the younger brother guarding the door outside, he didn't notice it.
Fang Wen walked towards the villa. To his surprise, the lights in the Chen family villa were still on in the middle of the night.
It is impossible to go through the door, after all Uncle Qi is a master, it would be bad if there is any disturbance that attracts the old guy's attention.
Fang Wen chose to turn over the window.
The Chen family villa has all big windows, the weather is not bad now, a few of them are left open.
Fang Wen randomly found one and jumped into Chen's house lightly.
I saw Chen Huaiyi and Uncle Qi still sitting in the hall drinking tea.
The two old thieves were chatting and laughing, very happy.
There is another person, Captain Liu who arrested him.
Numbness, it really is a gangster!
Fang Wenxin said, I said that I was tricky, and it was true, you colluded black and white, trying to kill me, I'm afraid I didn't expect that my buddy had already arrived at your Chen's house.
Chen Huaiyi picked up a cup of fragrant tea and sniffed it in front of his nose, "Thanks to Captain Liu this time, don't worry, Uncle Qi said that there are good things in that kid's shop, as long as he finds them, Captain Liu must have a copy, and he will never treat you badly." !"
Captain Liu said flatteringly: "Master Chen, this is out of the question, what kind of friendship is there between us, it's just a matter of little effort!"
Uncle Qi sneered, this guy is full of fat, full of bad water, Chen Huaiyi has fed this bastard to his full all these years, to put it bluntly, he is greedy!
"That's right!" Fang Wen's teeth itch with hatred, I won't let the three of you want to die today, I'm the loser!
"System, exchange..."
"You are still exchanging for Mao Mao. After upgrading, there are not many points left. You have invisibility, lockpicking skills, and face changing. The current points are only enough to exchange for the invincible fart-making simulator..." the system said!
"..."
Damn, I accidentally ran out of points.
"The invincible fart-making simulator is also fine!" Fang Wen gritted his teeth and said, with this thing, even if you are a master like Uncle Qi, can you fart and be vigilant?
I don't believe it a hundred times.
"Exchange for an invincible fart-making simulator..."
Fang Wen exchanged three in one go, and none of these three guys could be let go.
Looking at the system, there are only 10 points left.
There is a long way to go to brag.
"By the way, let me tell you, this is an upgraded version!" The system said, "It's more powerful than the original one!"
Powerful?I'm just afraid that it's not very powerful, okay?
Put three simulators as fine as dust on the honeybee robot.
The little robot flew to the three of them silently.
The three old guys didn't notice anything.
Uncle Qi proudly said: "That kid's history is not simple. From the moment he entered, Lu Ziming began to exert pressure. We don't have much time. I have already ordered good people to go into his hotel to find the things tonight. Although I don't know about the things, What is it, but it has a lot of benefits for people, for people who practice martial arts like me, the benefits are not great, but for ordinary people, eating it can strengthen their bodies and prolong their lives!"
Fang Wen suddenly realized that the problem was here, no wonder the hotel was closed, these guys were trying to beat the little bit of evolution fluid in the animal meat.
It's a pity, everyone, only I have that thing. If you search the hotel, except for a bunch of ghosts, you can find a fart.
At this moment, Chen Huaiyi suddenly jumped up with an "ah".
Uncle Qi was taken aback and said, "What's wrong!"
"Something pricked me!" Chen Huaiyi wondered, "It might be a mosquito!"
Uncle Seven and Captain Liu heaved a sigh of relief at the same time.
Then Uncle Seven also said "ah", "I seem to have been bitten by a mosquito too!"
Uncle Qi touched his butt with a depressed expression on his face.
Team Liu said "hehe" twice, but I was still calm. I was bitten just now, but I was so calm.
Uncle Qi touched his stomach and said, "I drank too much tea, go to the toilet!"
With that said, he walked towards the toilet.
Fang Wen followed Uncle Qi.
The old man turned his head suddenly, and saw that there was nothing behind him, with a puzzled expression on his face.
Fang Wen was taken aback, this bastard was really powerful, even though I was invisible, he could still sense it.
Seeing that there was nothing behind him, Uncle Qi thought it was an illusion, so he went into the bathroom.
I listened carefully, whether the old guy will come out in a while, I don't know if it is prostatitis.
Fang Wen walked upstairs quietly, the only thing he was afraid of was Uncle Qi, even if he was invisible, he couldn't take it lightly.
Go upstairs and find Chen Fang's room.
Pushing the door open, I saw that this guy was sleeping like a horse with a long gun, his butt was sticking out, and his saliva was flowing like a river. He looked as ugly as he wanted.
Fang Wen showed his birth and changed into Chen Huaiyi's appearance.
"System, exchange for cell expansion fluid!"
"Ding, the exchange of cell fluid is successful, your points are gone!" the system said.
Fang Wen said: "I know!"
Holding the cell expansion liquid, Fang Wen walked up to Chen Fang, opened the lid and was just about to pour it, when he saw that the ass of this product was upside down, the effect of this shit is not good.
But a drop of liquid had already been poured out, and it happened to drip on Chen Fang's underwear, where it looked like a chrysanthemum!
Numbness, waste.
Fang Wen grabbed Chen Fang's shoulder and pulled him over.
Chen Fang was awakened immediately, saw that it was his father, rubbed his eyes and said, "Dad, what's going on at night!"
I seem to have slapped you twice.
Fang Wen said: "Son, Dad found you a good thing!"
As he spoke, he shook the small bottle in his hand!
"What is it?" Chen Fang asked when he saw the bottle in Fang Wen's hand.
Fang Wendao: "This is a good thing that my father obtained through untold hardships, burning, killing and looting, and by all means. Drop this thing on your little brother, and in the future you will be extremely brave, sweep thousands of troops, be invincible in the world, and be invincible in the world." If you are strong, you will be strong, if you meet anus, you will become anal..."
"Ding, get 20 bragging points!"
"Ding, get 20 bragging points!"
Hey, what a surprise!
Fang Wen is very happy, and there are still points in the account.
"Dad, how can there be such a miraculous thing, you are not bragging!" Chen Fang was dubious, what kind of nerves did Dad have in the middle of the night, this thing is a bit suspicious.
"Really, don't believe it, just try it and you'll know. It's a rare thing, so don't waste it. Your seventh uncle used a little last night, and he won't get out of bed ten nights a night!" Fang Wen said.
"Ding, get 20 bragging points!"
"Really, fake, is it that exaggerated?" Chen Fang took the vial and said, "Seventh Uncle ten times a night, that means he is a master of martial arts with a good foundation, I can do it three times a night with my body, and I am content Already!"
As he spoke, Chen Fang picked up the vial, and poured it upside down, exposing his little brother.
Fang Wen didn't stop it either.
Son, you did it yourself, no wonder I.
Fang Wen stood up and said: "I'll go down first. This thing is not an aphrodisiac. It's about changing your sexual ability from you. I hope you will carry on the family in the future... Work hard in the future..."
"Work hard!" Chen Fang made a "two" gesture.
Dad is so kind to himself!
(End of this chapter)
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