Immortal master's cute apprentice wife

Chapter 36

"Hahahaha!" A burst of ridicule laughed presumptuously and unceremoniously.

Tian Hui wiped off the water stains on his face and his vision became clearer.

Qingran looked at his wife in front of him with a look of rebuke, and said softly: "Jiaojiao, this brother Jiang is a good person, don't you tease him."

The woman named Jiaojiao was only in her early twenties, she was wearing a white gauze and water-colored dress, she had bright eyebrows and white teeth, and a pretty expression.

"In the eyes of an idiot like you, what kind of bad people are there in the world?"

Qingran just wanted to make an excuse, but the fact is that she is too embarrassed to say anything else.He could only express his apology to Tianhui on behalf of his wife: "Brother Jiang, I'm sorry." Then he pulled his struggling wife to Tianhui's face: "This is my wife Bai Jiaojiao. Although she is a bit willful, she has absolutely no malice. Please don't take offense."

Before Tianhui said anything, Bai Jiaojiao became unhappy, and pulled Qingran away from Tianhui.

"He is a god, and we are demons. Since ancient times, gods and demons have always been incompatible. He came to take us in. Don't you feel the immortal energy in him?"

"I feel it." Qing Ran shook her head and smiled, innocent and without scheming: "But I feel that Big Brother Jiang has no malicious intentions, he will not hurt us."

"Knowing people's faces but not their hearts, you must be on guard against others. You will never learn it." Bai Jiaojiao sighed.

Qing Ran's idiot-like smile responded to her again.

Bai Jiaojiao instantly felt that she was deceived by this smile, how could she have fallen into this smile and couldn't get out?
"That guy burned my white training, you have to help me weave a new one today."

Knowing that this was a compromise from his wife, Qing Ran said with satisfaction: "Okay!"

The young couple seemed to have reached a consensus, so they walked up to Tianhui.

Bai Jiaojiao hid Yu Qingran behind her with a defensive face, and asked uncertainly, "Brother Jiang, right?"

Tianhui nodded kindly.

"You didn't come to collect us, did you?"

Tian Hui turned his head away, and said again: "Although I am a fairy, there are also demons among my juniors. I know that demons are good and bad, and they cannot be compared."

Only then did Bai Jiaojiao let go of her guard, and she was very satisfied with Tianhui's answer: "Unexpectedly, you are a reasonable person. Then let me ask you again, what do you think of as a good monster? What do you think of as a bad monster?"

Tianhui thought for a while, and then talked eloquently: "A good monster should be a good person, a good friend, a close friend. A bad monster should be a villain, a criminal, and even punish him."

"It's rare to compare people with monsters, but it's similar to that fool in our family who compares people with fish." Bai Jiaojiao was very satisfied with Tianhui's answer, smiled crisply and took another look at Qingran, and said: "You didn't miss it this time."

Qingran said obediently: "It's my lady, you taught me well."

These words were very useful to Bai Jiaojiao's ears.

"Since Big Brother Jiang is your friend, let's go into the room and talk!" Bai Jiaojiao put away the half-burned Bai Lian, Tianhui took back his saber and circulated his mana, and white water vapor suddenly appeared all over his body , A wet suit can be dried instantly.

"Jiaojiao is so fierce because she is afraid that I will be bullied by others." Qing Ran explained to Bai Jiaojiao again.

"You can tell." Tianhui asked again: "Do you often get bullied?"

Then Qingran smiled embarrassedly.

Bai Jiaojiao is a pretty but fierce little woman. Of course Yao has no surname, and neither is her surname Bai. Bai Jiaojiao→Bai Jiao→Bai Jiao. Time is really straightforward.

Qingran is a mermaid who is somewhat natural but not obsessed with common things. Green is his own color. It is said that mermaids are originally genderless. Only when they meet someone they like can their sexual consciousness be awakened and their gender transformed. .

Qingran met Bai Jiaojiao, and then Qingran became Bai Jiaojiao's husband-in-law, but Bai Jiaojiao was the head of the family. Although Qingran listened to her in everything, he also caused Jiaojiao a lot of trouble.

After refilling the bluestone cup with hot water, Bai Jiaojiao came out with a plate of fruit and put it on the table: "Brother Jiang, don't dislike this fruit, Qingran only eats fruit, so I have to accompany him, so only fruit."

Tianhui nodded to express his understanding, and Jiaojiao must have gone out to pick fruit just now.

Bai Jiaojiao randomly picked a beautiful color and threw one to Qingran.

Qingran is very sweet and happy while holding the fruit.

"As long as there are Jiaojiao and Guozi in this world, it is the most beautiful thing."

Bai Jiaojiao wrinkled a cross on her forehead and said angrily, "Don't compare me with fruit."

Looking at the way these two people get along, Tianhui couldn't help laughing.

Bai Jiaojiao is a little bit embarrassed, family ugliness should not be publicized, family ugliness should not be publicized!
"By the way, how did you and Big Brother Jiang meet?" Bai Jiaojiao quickly changed the subject.

Then Qingran talked vividly about how she met Tianhui in the morning.

Bai Jiaojiao who heard it had a strange expression, sometimes happy and sometimes worried.

"So you won't stop others from fishing in the future?" Bai Jiaojiao asked curiously.

Qingran nodded.

"Then I don't need to spread rumors about monsters eating people here?"

Qingran nodded +1.Tianhui felt that his mission was a little bit closer.

"Don't you need to pretend to be a ghost at night to scare people?"

Qingran nodded +2.Tianhui felt that his task was completed.

It turns out that the so-called monster cannibalism happened here was spread by these two.

The reason is that Qingran couldn't bear to see the fish being caught by the fishermen wantonly, so she spread rumors of monsters eating people, deliberately scaring people at night, in order to make the fishermen move away...

"Jiaojiao, do you agree with the view that fishermen are not allowed to fish?" Tian Hui asked curiously, Jiaojiao really didn't want Qingran to be so naive, how could she agree with Qingran's opinion.

"I didn't agree with it at first, but I couldn't justify his fallacy of 'fish is human and human is fish', so..." Jiaojiao murmured: "Actually, it's fun to scare people, but we promise we won't hurt anyone."

After listening to the two's respective speeches, Tian Hui really felt that compulsory education should be given to monsters these days...

After analyzing the seriousness and consequences of the matter with Jiaojiao and Qingran, fortunately, these two fish monsters are kind in nature, so they admitted their mistakes sincerely, saying that they would never do it again, Tianhui was relieved.

He told them to get along well with the fishermen, and told them to read the book "The Way of Heaven" he left behind, and told them to go to Xianzong to find him if something happened...

After chattering for a while, Qingran actually avoided Jiaojiao, and whispered to Tianhui with his face burning like fire: "Brother Jiang, I want to have a child with Jiaojiao..."

What does it matter to me that you want to have a baby with Jiaojiao?

Tianhui's expression became embarrassing.

Are sharks and white floods laying eggs first?Or Mr. an egg?

This is a serious question.

Qingran is still a fishtail, is Jiaojiao a snaketail?
This is a technical question.

Tianhui coughed unnaturally, and said in a low voice: "The Merman Chapter on page 110 and the Jiaoren Chapter on page 170 of "The Way of Heaven and Everything" may be helpful to you."

Tianchen finally knew what it meant to help eat.

There are at least [-] or [-] kinds of snacks on the street, and you will be full before you have eaten all of them.

Therefore, if Tianruo bought a bunch of candied haws and folded them in the middle, there were four candied haws on Tianchen's half bamboo stick, and there were three candied gourds on Tianruo's half bamboo stick.

A skewer of baked rice cakes, split in half.

A bowl of lotus seed soup, one person drinks half of it.

Two marshmallows, one for each person.

Bamboo rice, split in the middle for each person.

Then Tian Chen's eyes were attracted by the red, red and green hot and sour wild vegetable soup. Tian Ruo praised Tian Chen for being so bold and dared to eat spicy food, but Tian Chen Ya didn't know what spicy food was at all.

After taking a sip, Tianchen's snot and tears came down from the hot nose, Tianruo hurriedly bought another coconut, and went down with one finger to dig a hole in the coconut for Tianchen to drink...

"Tianchen, are you feeling better?"

Tianchen nodded: "It's better, the spicy taste in my mouth seems to be gone."

"Then change to another stall."

The sky is in chaos.

Watching the stall owner throwing big cakes at the cake stand, watching the stall owner slicing noodles at the sliced ​​noodle stall, and finally buying two skewers of grilled sea vegetables, Tianchen hugged his round belly, unable to eat or walk .

But Tianruo attacked the saury on the barbecue stand.

"The boss wants one, no, two."

"Fourth Sister, Master won't let Tianchen eat meat." Tianchen couldn't help reminding, and she was really full.

Hearing what Tian Chen said, Tian Ruo could only change his mind and said, "I'd better have one!"

"okay."

The boss quickly killed the fish and scraped the scales, sprinkled spices on it and grilled it on the rack. After a while, there was a sizzling sound, accompanied by the tempting fish fragrance.

It's unbearable!

Tianruo is drooling.

"Fourth sister, here is your handkerchief." Tianchen offered his white handkerchief.

"Thank you." Tian Ruo took the handkerchief and wiped the corners of his mouth as if nothing had happened. During the process of grilling the fish, Tian Ruo kept using the handkerchief...

Ok!Fourth sister, you don't have to return that handkerchief to me.

Finally the fish was grilled, placed on a plate, and placed on the table in front of Tianruo. When Tianruo couldn't wait to start it, someone held down his right wrist...

A chuckling male voice said, "You don't even let it go?"

Tian Ruo, who was about to yell at the person who came, was startled, the voice was very familiar, and it looked like Tian Hui Shen Jun's smiling face along his hand.

Tianruo murmured: "Brother."

"It's your own kind, do you want to kill your own kind?" Tianhui teased.

Hearing what the elder brother said, Tianchen thought to himself: It seems to be true, the fourth sister is a mixed blood of merman and dragon, and merman belongs to fish.

Tianchen looked at Tianruo again, Tianruo was obviously, obviously not unhappy, and even a little shy.

Why is this happening?

Tian Chen looked down, the elder brother was still holding the fourth sister's hand, and forgot to let go.

Isn't it true that men and women give or take each other?She doesn't get it.

"Hey!" Tian Ruo said softly, "Let go!"

"Oh!" Tianhui responded, and slowly let go of Tianruo's hand.

Tianruo seemed to have thought of something, lowered his head and took out a red thing from the middle of his belt, and said to Tianhui, "stretch your hand."

Tianhui subconsciously stretched out his right hand.

"It's the left hand."

Tianhui immediately changed hands again, and then a red rope was put on his hand. Tianruo tied the red rope in twos and twos, turned around and walked in front of Tianchen.

"Fourth sister knows that there is a bookstore in front of her, does Tianchen want to go?"

Tian Chen nodded and said, "Go, go!"

"Then let's go!"

Tian Ruo left with Tian Shen in his arms, completely ignoring Tian Hui who was stunned in place.

Red string?What does this mean?

The fourth sister likes her eldest brother, just like the young lady in the book likes a scholar.Little Tianchen had such a concept in his heart.

What to do when you like someone?Are you going to be together forever?The lady and the scholar in the book will be together forever.

Tianchen was held in Tianruo's arms, his head was just on Tianruo's shoulder, and he put his mouth gently next to Tianruo's ear and said softly: "Master said, if you kiss someone, you can be with that person forever .”

Tian Ruojing staggered, would Master say something like this...?

(End of this chapter)