Konoha's strongest nuclear escape

Chapter 69 I just have hemorrhoids

After Kakashi's condition improved, he was forcibly discharged from the hospital and returned home to recuperate.

At this time, Kai, Asma, and Yuhihong came to see the samples.

Ashima: "Kakashi, is this month's reading really that good?"

Yu Hihong: "I've heard about Yuedu's illusion, but it's a pity I couldn't encounter it this time."

Kakashi: "Tsukuyomi can drag my spirit into the space of Tsukiyomi, and I was tortured in the space for three days. I thought I could resist it with my Sharingan, but I didn't expect..."

Kai: "No way, who called him a Itachi."

Asma: "The tragedy of the extermination of the Uchiha clan is still vivid in my memory. What kind of person can do such a thing."

Kai: "I saw Hongshi was with you at the time, couldn't even he resist it?"

Kakashi: "Although Redstone is very strong in ninjutsu, it has no resistance to illusion."

Yuhihong: "Oh! It's the red stone that helped the third generation of adults repel Orochimaru!"

Kai: "That's right, Xiao Li is also full of praise for the power of the red stone."

Kakashi: "Redstone, although a little mentally retarded, oh no, although he is mentally retarded, he is very powerful in ninjutsu."

Asma: "Everyone has a weakness in strength. Haven't we encountered many such ninjas before? What is the purpose of Itachi coming to Konoha?"

Kakashi: "It sounds like they are looking for Naruto, but judging by their expressions, they probably haven't found it yet. They are also accompanied by the S-rank wanted criminal Kisame Kisame."

Kai: "emm, this dried persimmon pufferfish has an extremely strong physique. After eating the youth duet after Li Kaimen and I opened the Jingmen, it looks as if it has not been injured."

Kakashi: "It's Kisame Kisame..."

Kai: "That's right, I'm talking about persimmon pufferfish."

Asma sighed: "It's the dried persimmon ghost, why do you make more mistakes the more you talk about it?"

Kai: "Oh! It's Dried Persimmon Spots."

Kakashi: "(°ー°〃)..."

Asma was silent for a while: "Oshemaru just finished attacking Konoha. Itachi came here, it can't be such a coincidence."

Kakashi thought for a while: "They wear the same clothes, did they join a certain organization? If so, it would be terrible. What kind of organization can keep the two of them."

Yu Hihong: "Just now you said they were looking for Naruto? Didn't he go out of the village with Zilai?"

Kay: "Shh! Someone's coming."

"Crack." The door of the room opened, and Sasuke walked in.

"Hey, Kakashi, what's the matter with you, lying on the bed, aren't you going to practice?" As soon as Sasuke entered the door, he saw the three of Asuma: "And why are the jonin gathered here? Who wants to find Naruto. "

Kai: "Kakashi is fine, he just suffered from hemorrhoids... nothing else."

At this time, Moonlight Gale came in slowly with a cane: "Kakashi, I heard Itachi went back to the village and injured you?"

Kakashi: "...No, I just have hemorrhoids..."

Kay: "Shut up!"

Asma: "Hey."

Xi Hihong: "Idiot!"

Moonlight Gale: "Ah, did I say something wrong?"

As soon as Sasuke heard Itachi's name, his expression changed immediately, his eyes widened: "You said...that man is back?"

Only then did Moonlight Hayate see Sasuke: "No, no, I'm talking about Kakashi's hemorrhoids coming back."

Sasuke yelled at Kakashi: "I'm going to kill that guy!"

Say that and rush out the door.

Kai also chased after him: "How did it become like this..."

Kakashi sighed: "Hey, the curse of the Uchiha clan."

Sasuke had just eaten ramen with Naruto in the morning: "Itachi is looking for Naruto, and it looks like he is going to leave the village with that lecherous old man. I want to catch up with them. If Naruto is found, I will surely dead."

When he was talking to himself, Sasuke had already arrived at Yile Ramen Restaurant, but there was nowhere to be seen Naruto in Yile Ramen Restaurant at this time: "Uncle Yile! Where is Naruto?"

Uncle Yile was yelled at like this: "Oh, you little brat, be more polite, I'm scared!"

Sasuke: "He should have been here just now, where did he go later?"

Seeing Sasuke's anxious look, Yile seemed to know that he was in a hurry: "Naruto, he and Jiraiya went out after eating ramen, saying they were going somewhere outside the village... emm, it seems It’s a post town not too far away.”

Sasuke: "Jiraiya?"

Uncle Yile: "That's right, that's Jiraiya, the genius Sannin. He looks like a middle-aged uncle with white hair. Well, there is also a very nice poem. I will recite it to you. Flying in the sky Yunhe, the real immortal of Miaomu in the rain; the immortal in the forest, the hero of the fierce tiger in the mountains; the soul of the deep sea, the dragon who swims underwater. Tsk tsk tsk, it sounds like I wrote it myself."

After Sasuke knew where Naruto was going, he stopped listening to Uncle Yile's nagging, and ran out like a fly.

Uncle Yile looked at the empty shop: "Really, I thought you would eat a bowl of ramen, what a rude brat, you will never eat my ramen with a soul again! Waiting to be hanged you!"

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On the road
Naruto and Jiraiya walked forward slowly, looking at the unfamiliar scenery, Naruto was very excited: "Lust Sensei, are you going to teach me powerful ninjutsu! Just like Chidori!"

Zilai was also a little speechless: "Lust, don't you know my real identity?"

Naruto: "Aren't you just a ninja who likes to peep."

Jiraiya: "Hahaha, I am the flying cloud crane in the sky, the real fairy of Miaomu in the rain; the free fairy in the forest, the hero of the fierce tiger in the mountains; the free soul of the deep sea, the dragon Ziraiya swimming in the water. The legendary genius and the head of the three ninjas , Master Jiraiya!"

Naruto: "(°ー°〃) Oh, I see."

Naruto continued to move forward.

Jiraiya: "━=() What kind of attitude do you have!"

Naruto: "Then let me ask you, a ninja as powerful as you, take me out to practice...is it... because I'm very smart!"

Jiraiya: "Absolutely not."

Naruto: "You know, my talent is definitely much higher than Sasuke!"

Jiraiya: "No, no, no, I say absolutely not."

Naruto: "... Is it interesting for us to hurt each other like this?"

Jiraiya: "To be honest, I used to be the master of the Fourth Hokage. I think you are quite similar to him. That's the reason."

Naruto: "Suoga, the Fourth Hokage?"

Jiraiya thought Naruto would be depressed.

Unexpectedly, Naruto became excited again: "Fourth Hokage! That's a Hokage-level character! So I have such a great talent! Yes, yes, it must be like this, you will definitely teach me how to forbear! technique."

After that, he ran forward with extreme pride.

Jiraiya: "emmm, Minato and Kuchina are people with higher EQ and IQ than Itachi, how could they give birth to such a stupid son."

(End of this chapter)