My sister is Daji
Chapter 320 Hey Senior Sister
Chapter 320 Hey Senior Sister
In order to accuse Xiaoshan, Wei Hu invites Jiang Yi and Daji to eat roasted phoenix birds.
Wei Hu raised the devil-subduing stick, hammered the colorful phoenix bird to death, plucked its feathers, cleaned it, put a stick on it, and grilled it in the beech forest.
After a while, a strong fragrance came over his nostrils, Jiang Yi thought: Give Hu Xiaolu some later, this greedy fox will definitely like it.
"Seriously, how did you know this colorful phoenix bird would come?" Daji asked Wei Hu curiously.
"That's because I have this." Wei Hu took out a piece of pure white spice from his bosom, "This is Yinfengxiang. It is said that this fragrance has the same smell as the male phoenix. Come courtship."
"So you put Yinfengxiang on the big net?"
Jiang Yi looked at Wei Hu's big net. Besides the colorful phoenix birds, there were many small phoenix birds on it.
A scholar dies for his confidant, and a bird dies for his cannon.
Came for a date, but was arranged neatly by Wei Hu, it was simply utterly tragic and inhumane.
Jiang Yi was about to condemn Wei Hu's behavior of playing with emotions and devoid of conscience. Wei Hu tore off a roasted chicken leg and handed it to Jiang Yi.
The smell of the meat was lingering, and he couldn't help taking a bite, the fragrant oil flowed out, and the meat was also very chewy.
"By the way, do you still have Yinfengxiang, and give me some later. Tsk tsk, it smells so good."
Wei Hu pulled his leg to Xiao Shan again: "Girl, I offended you just now, this leg is for your apology."
Xiaoshan said with a look of disgust: "Take it away, take it away, I don't want your things."
Wei Hu had no choice but to hand it over to Daji. Daji held the thigh and licked her lips, but she didn't know how to speak.
Such a large piece of meat is bound to be devoured, but this is too ruined the image.
In order not to leave Jiang Yi with that ugly image of feasting, Daji forcibly suppressed her appetite.
"Senior sister, this meat is really delicious, are you sure you don't want to eat it?"
Daji swallowed, and shook her head: "I won't eat, I can't bite."
"How about I tear it up for you to eat."
Jiang Yi carefully tore off the thigh meat piece by piece, and put it into Daji's small cherry mouth.
Daji chewed carefully, the meat of this colorful phoenix bird was delicious, but what made her more satisfied was the thoughtfulness of her junior brother.
She thought to herself: This is simply the most beautiful taste I have ever tasted in my life.
But she vaguely felt that this scene seemed familiar.
However, Jiang Yi clearly remembered that in the deep spring in the quicksand desert, Daji had the IQ of a three-year-old child at that time, and Jiang Yi also fed her fish one bite at a time.
Xiaoshan on the side couldn't sit still anymore, and said to Jiang Yi: "Grandpa, I can't bite, I want you to feed me."
Jiang Yi smiled and said: "I only have one hand, where can I feed it, or you let Brother Wei feed you."
"do not want!"
Xiao Shan and Wei Hu said in unison.
The two looked at each other, Xiao Shan rolled her eyes and said, "I don't like him."
"This..." Jiang Yi pointed at Wei Hu, "Why don't you want it?"
While nibbling on Fengniao's oily ass, Wei Hu said, "I can't handle it myself, so I don't have time to worry about her!"
A black line appeared on Jiang Yi's forehead. Although this Wei Hu has the same surname as Wei Xiaobao, he is a straight steel man.
Xiao Shan was even angrier when she heard this, and stood up suddenly: "You all bully me, all of you bully me, I will ignore you any more."
After putting down her harsh words, she turned around and went into the woods, thinking she was going back to the Valley of the Medicine King.
Jiang Yi remembered the purpose of coming back to the beech forest, and asked: "I wonder if Brother Wei has seen the phoenix eggs. We came this time to steal the phoenix eggs, but it seems that there are no phoenix nests around here."
Wei Hu nodded: "I covered up some of them."
As he said that, he took Jiang Yi and Daji to a dense foliage, and when the leaves were pushed aside, a lot of phoenix eggs were revealed, probably hundreds of them.
Jiang Yi gasped: "By the way, you have hidden so many phoenix eggs, are you preparing for the winter?"
"It's not enough, I have to eat more than a dozen pills a day."
"You eat like this, all the phoenix birds in the beech forest are not enough for you to eat."
Wei Hu chuckled and said, "I've already considered this."
As he spoke, he waved his hand, and an invisible shield melted away, revealing hundreds of phoenix birds inside. All of a sudden, all the birds in the woods sang together, and it became lively all at once.
They built their own nests, with red ropes tied to their feet, and they couldn't fly away, so they could only stay obediently in the formation set up by Wei Hu, laying eggs and hatching them.
Jiang Yi suddenly understood why they couldn't find the phoenix in the beech forest.
Wei Hu not only cares about eating phoenix birds and phoenix eggs, but also knows the way of sustainability, catches all phoenix birds and forms an assembly line.
So many phoenix birds lay phoenix eggs together, and he has phoenix eggs to eat every day.
With so many phoenixes together, it is inevitable to do some shameless things, and they can give birth to little phoenixes.
It has to be said that Wei Hu's mind is quite shrewd.
Foodies are not to be feared, but cultured foodies are the most feared.
Looking at those phoenix birds with dull eyes, mournful expressions, and a look of despair for the birds, Jiang Yi couldn't help feeling sympathetic to them.
At this moment, a scream of "ah" was suddenly heard.
"Is this Xiaoshan's voice?"
Jiang Yi asked Wei Hu: "Will you fall into your trap again?"
Wei Hu shook his head: "Impossible, all my traps are set with timbre, if she falls into it, she won't be able to make a sound."
They flew after the sound, and saw that Xiaoshan was caught by a bull-nosed Taoist, the Taoist was carrying two swords, holding a golden net in his hands, Xiaoshan in the net had turned into a fish shape.
"Tell me! Did you eat my five-color goose!"
Xiao Shan cried and said, "I'm wronged, I'm so wronged, I didn't eat a single bite."
"Didn't eat a single bite?" The Taoist said, pointing to the bones all over the floor, "Here are all delicious...cough, bloody evidence. You still want to deny it. Well, since you ate my five-color goose, then I I will eat you to relieve the hatred in my heart."
Jiang Yi glanced at Wei Hu, he was a little guilty, and was about to turn around and slip away, when Jiang Yi grabbed him.
"stop!"
Jiang Yi jumped out with Wei Hu.
The Taoist squinted at them: "Who are you?"
When Xiaoshan saw Jiang Yi, she hurriedly called out, "Grandfather, save me."
The Taoist said "oh" and said: "So you and her are in the same group, it seems that you also have a part in eating my colorful goose."
Jiang Yi patted Wei Hu on the shoulder: "Brother, what's going on?"
Wei Hu said with a sad face: "Maybe I made a mistake. I originally wanted to catch a colorful phoenix, but I have never seen a colorful phoenix before. Seeing that this wild goose is also a five-colored bird, I mistook it for a colorful phoenix." Bird."
"This……"
Actually come up with such a big oolong.
The Taoist cried and said: "My five-color goose has been with me for more than 20 years. It is not only my mount, but also the most important partner in my life. You actually ate it, and you pay for my five-color goose! "
Thanks to Mianyang Can't Fly, Old Face 123, Happy Youxing, 9074, I Am Nothing, 9053 and other book friends for their support.
(End of this chapter)
In order to accuse Xiaoshan, Wei Hu invites Jiang Yi and Daji to eat roasted phoenix birds.
Wei Hu raised the devil-subduing stick, hammered the colorful phoenix bird to death, plucked its feathers, cleaned it, put a stick on it, and grilled it in the beech forest.
After a while, a strong fragrance came over his nostrils, Jiang Yi thought: Give Hu Xiaolu some later, this greedy fox will definitely like it.
"Seriously, how did you know this colorful phoenix bird would come?" Daji asked Wei Hu curiously.
"That's because I have this." Wei Hu took out a piece of pure white spice from his bosom, "This is Yinfengxiang. It is said that this fragrance has the same smell as the male phoenix. Come courtship."
"So you put Yinfengxiang on the big net?"
Jiang Yi looked at Wei Hu's big net. Besides the colorful phoenix birds, there were many small phoenix birds on it.
A scholar dies for his confidant, and a bird dies for his cannon.
Came for a date, but was arranged neatly by Wei Hu, it was simply utterly tragic and inhumane.
Jiang Yi was about to condemn Wei Hu's behavior of playing with emotions and devoid of conscience. Wei Hu tore off a roasted chicken leg and handed it to Jiang Yi.
The smell of the meat was lingering, and he couldn't help taking a bite, the fragrant oil flowed out, and the meat was also very chewy.
"By the way, do you still have Yinfengxiang, and give me some later. Tsk tsk, it smells so good."
Wei Hu pulled his leg to Xiao Shan again: "Girl, I offended you just now, this leg is for your apology."
Xiaoshan said with a look of disgust: "Take it away, take it away, I don't want your things."
Wei Hu had no choice but to hand it over to Daji. Daji held the thigh and licked her lips, but she didn't know how to speak.
Such a large piece of meat is bound to be devoured, but this is too ruined the image.
In order not to leave Jiang Yi with that ugly image of feasting, Daji forcibly suppressed her appetite.
"Senior sister, this meat is really delicious, are you sure you don't want to eat it?"
Daji swallowed, and shook her head: "I won't eat, I can't bite."
"How about I tear it up for you to eat."
Jiang Yi carefully tore off the thigh meat piece by piece, and put it into Daji's small cherry mouth.
Daji chewed carefully, the meat of this colorful phoenix bird was delicious, but what made her more satisfied was the thoughtfulness of her junior brother.
She thought to herself: This is simply the most beautiful taste I have ever tasted in my life.
But she vaguely felt that this scene seemed familiar.
However, Jiang Yi clearly remembered that in the deep spring in the quicksand desert, Daji had the IQ of a three-year-old child at that time, and Jiang Yi also fed her fish one bite at a time.
Xiaoshan on the side couldn't sit still anymore, and said to Jiang Yi: "Grandpa, I can't bite, I want you to feed me."
Jiang Yi smiled and said: "I only have one hand, where can I feed it, or you let Brother Wei feed you."
"do not want!"
Xiao Shan and Wei Hu said in unison.
The two looked at each other, Xiao Shan rolled her eyes and said, "I don't like him."
"This..." Jiang Yi pointed at Wei Hu, "Why don't you want it?"
While nibbling on Fengniao's oily ass, Wei Hu said, "I can't handle it myself, so I don't have time to worry about her!"
A black line appeared on Jiang Yi's forehead. Although this Wei Hu has the same surname as Wei Xiaobao, he is a straight steel man.
Xiao Shan was even angrier when she heard this, and stood up suddenly: "You all bully me, all of you bully me, I will ignore you any more."
After putting down her harsh words, she turned around and went into the woods, thinking she was going back to the Valley of the Medicine King.
Jiang Yi remembered the purpose of coming back to the beech forest, and asked: "I wonder if Brother Wei has seen the phoenix eggs. We came this time to steal the phoenix eggs, but it seems that there are no phoenix nests around here."
Wei Hu nodded: "I covered up some of them."
As he said that, he took Jiang Yi and Daji to a dense foliage, and when the leaves were pushed aside, a lot of phoenix eggs were revealed, probably hundreds of them.
Jiang Yi gasped: "By the way, you have hidden so many phoenix eggs, are you preparing for the winter?"
"It's not enough, I have to eat more than a dozen pills a day."
"You eat like this, all the phoenix birds in the beech forest are not enough for you to eat."
Wei Hu chuckled and said, "I've already considered this."
As he spoke, he waved his hand, and an invisible shield melted away, revealing hundreds of phoenix birds inside. All of a sudden, all the birds in the woods sang together, and it became lively all at once.
They built their own nests, with red ropes tied to their feet, and they couldn't fly away, so they could only stay obediently in the formation set up by Wei Hu, laying eggs and hatching them.
Jiang Yi suddenly understood why they couldn't find the phoenix in the beech forest.
Wei Hu not only cares about eating phoenix birds and phoenix eggs, but also knows the way of sustainability, catches all phoenix birds and forms an assembly line.
So many phoenix birds lay phoenix eggs together, and he has phoenix eggs to eat every day.
With so many phoenixes together, it is inevitable to do some shameless things, and they can give birth to little phoenixes.
It has to be said that Wei Hu's mind is quite shrewd.
Foodies are not to be feared, but cultured foodies are the most feared.
Looking at those phoenix birds with dull eyes, mournful expressions, and a look of despair for the birds, Jiang Yi couldn't help feeling sympathetic to them.
At this moment, a scream of "ah" was suddenly heard.
"Is this Xiaoshan's voice?"
Jiang Yi asked Wei Hu: "Will you fall into your trap again?"
Wei Hu shook his head: "Impossible, all my traps are set with timbre, if she falls into it, she won't be able to make a sound."
They flew after the sound, and saw that Xiaoshan was caught by a bull-nosed Taoist, the Taoist was carrying two swords, holding a golden net in his hands, Xiaoshan in the net had turned into a fish shape.
"Tell me! Did you eat my five-color goose!"
Xiao Shan cried and said, "I'm wronged, I'm so wronged, I didn't eat a single bite."
"Didn't eat a single bite?" The Taoist said, pointing to the bones all over the floor, "Here are all delicious...cough, bloody evidence. You still want to deny it. Well, since you ate my five-color goose, then I I will eat you to relieve the hatred in my heart."
Jiang Yi glanced at Wei Hu, he was a little guilty, and was about to turn around and slip away, when Jiang Yi grabbed him.
"stop!"
Jiang Yi jumped out with Wei Hu.
The Taoist squinted at them: "Who are you?"
When Xiaoshan saw Jiang Yi, she hurriedly called out, "Grandfather, save me."
The Taoist said "oh" and said: "So you and her are in the same group, it seems that you also have a part in eating my colorful goose."
Jiang Yi patted Wei Hu on the shoulder: "Brother, what's going on?"
Wei Hu said with a sad face: "Maybe I made a mistake. I originally wanted to catch a colorful phoenix, but I have never seen a colorful phoenix before. Seeing that this wild goose is also a five-colored bird, I mistook it for a colorful phoenix." Bird."
"This……"
Actually come up with such a big oolong.
The Taoist cried and said: "My five-color goose has been with me for more than 20 years. It is not only my mount, but also the most important partner in my life. You actually ate it, and you pay for my five-color goose! "
Thanks to Mianyang Can't Fly, Old Face 123, Happy Youxing, 9074, I Am Nothing, 9053 and other book friends for their support.
(End of this chapter)
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