My sister is Daji
Chapter 8 I have never seen such a brazen person
Chapter 8 I have never seen such a brazen person
Jiang Yi heard the cry for help coming from the water, and hurriedly fished up the Fengshen mirror.
"Damn, damn, I just drank some wine, so don't punish me like this..."
A white shadow flew out of the Fengshen mirror with a "huh--", but it was a short, thick and fat man with the length of a thumb, with Xiaoyun under his feet.
He was wearing a lun scarf and a white Taoist robe. He had a long beard that reached his knees, a fat head with big ears, and a stooped body. He looked like a little old man.
At this time, his face was red, and he still had a wine gourd in his hand, and he glared at Jiang Yi: "You, you, you scalded me with boiling water again?"
The reason why he said "again" is because Jiang Yi has thrown the Fengshen mirror around all these years. For the extradition fairy who lives in the Fengshen mirror, he has been burned, flooded, and boiled...
Because of Jiang Yi's carelessness, he was subjected to various tortures.
Jiang Yi said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I was definitely not careful this time."
"Which time were you not careless?" The extradition fairy jumped up, his long beard was furious, "Why can't you do it, careless No. 1."
After all, he was the one who made the mistake first, and Jiang Yi felt guilty, so he had no choice but to let him scold him and not fight back.
Recalling the first time they met, it was still in the previous life.
Since then, Dudu Xianweng has been very dissatisfied with him. The first thing he said when he saw Jiang Yi was: "What kind of eyes does the Emperor of Heaven have? How could he choose someone like you as the Son of Destiny?"
At that time, Jiang Yi hadn't seen the dangers of the world of cultivating immortals, and he was very complacent when he heard that he was the son of destiny, so he pointed his thumb at himself and said, "From your tone, it seems that you are a little dissatisfied with me."
"Yes, I am really dissatisfied." The extradition fairy narrowed his eyes and shook his head, "As the saying goes, 'without hair on the face, you can't do things well'. Only a handsome man with long beard like me can be reliable in this world. You His face is fair and clean, without any sense of immortality, so it is unreliable at first glance. I want to report to the Emperor of Heaven and exchange for a son of destiny."
"You are so handsome?" Although Jiang Yi didn't fully understand what the Son of Destiny was at the time, he was absolutely skeptical about the extradition fairy saying that he was a handsome man.
Unexpectedly, the extradition fairy nodded confidently: "You know, the last time Fengshen chose a young man in his 80s to be the Son of Destiny, I was worried from the beginning. Sure enough, he died countless times along the way. A bunch of people were sent to help, and it took untold hardships to complete the great cause of conferring the gods. You are worse than him, and I can't trust you."
"You're still a young man at 80? And the person you're talking about is Jiang Ziya, right?"
"Hey, you actually know him." Extradition Immortal took a look at Jiang Yi in surprise, "I am 660 years old this year. To me, 80 years old is not a young man?"
"660 is six years old, senior, you are 666." Jiang Yi gave the extradition fairy a thumbs up, and took the opportunity to compare, he was really only the size of a thumb.
Seeing that Jiang Yi was still respectful to him, the extradition fairy reluctantly accepted the fact that he was the son of destiny, and brought him to the world of cultivating immortals.
After Jiang Yi came to this world of cultivating immortals, he agreed that the extradited immortal would come to contact him, but Jiang Yi waited for half a month but did not see the extradited immortal, causing him to be a savage in the mountains for half a month.
It wasn't until after Jiang Yi came to Qingqiu that he accidentally dropped the Fengshen mirror into hot water, and the extradition fairy came out of the Fengshen mirror.
"Didn't you say you would come to pick me up? Why didn't I see you after waiting for half a month?" Jiang Yi immediately asked the extradition fairy.
"This, this..." Dudu Xianweng coughed twice on purpose, and quietly stuffed the wine gourd behind his back.
However, Jiang Yi's eyes were so bright that he had seen it long ago, and said with a pat on his hands, "I see, you must have been drunk and slept for half a month."
"I, I, I, I don't." The extradition fairy shook his head like a rattle, "One day in the mirror, one year in the mortal world. I only drank a little wine and squinted for a while. Half a month has passed."
Jiang Yi pointed at him and said, "You also said that you have no hair on your mouth, so you can't do things well. With so much hair, you can't do things well."
"You, you, who do you say is unreliable?" The extradition fairy jumped up, "You have no hair on your mouth, and you can't do things well. I want to meet the Emperor of Heaven and tell him that you can't do it, and you must change to a man of destiny."
"Okay, then I have to make it clear to the Emperor of Heaven that you made a mistake by drinking." Jiang Yi grasped the handle of extradition Xianweng, and was not afraid of him at all.
Come on, hurt each other!
"You, you, I'll kill you!" The extradition fairy jumped out of anger, swiped his hands, and with a "bang", a flash of electricity hit Jiang Yi.
Jiang Yi panicked, jumped away and dodged, and shouted: "You killed me, and I will tell Yan Shen about it after you die, and ask him to tell the Emperor of Heaven."
"Okay, okay, go and sue, at worst, I will be fined for another 500 years, and then I will be made smaller, as small as a grasshopper, as small as an ant, as small as a flea..."
While talking, he actually shed tears, sat down angrily, turned his back to Jiang Yi, and ignored him.
When Jiang Yi saw him like this, his heart softened, and he poked him with his index finger: "Hey, old man. I'll just say it casually, don't be angry."
The extradition immortal said aggrievedly: "I was originally the top ten god in the Yuan Dynasty, but I missed the peach feast of the Emperor of Heaven because of drinking, and I was sent down to the heaven by him. Finally, as long as I complete the Conferred God once more, I will be able to return to the heavens to be my Yuanchu God. Unexpectedly... I did not expect that I have such a stinky mouth, and I can't help but drink too much and miss a big deal, woo woo, woo woo... "
Seeing that he was really crying, Jiang Yi couldn't bear it, and hurriedly comforted him: "Don't worry, I promise I won't sue you. This conferment of the gods means a lot to you, and it's normal for you to want to choose a reliable son of destiny. Besides I don't have the slightest cultivation base, and it will take years and months to complete the Conferred God, so you can change people if you want."
"Really?" The extradition fairy turned his head and stared at Jiang Yi suspiciously, "You have a bit of compassion, but I won't be moved by you. You mortals are the most cunning, with a set mouth and a stomach It's the same thing, maybe you have scolded my ancestors for eighteen generations in your heart."
Jiang Yi hurriedly shook his head.
In fact, he discovered that this world of cultivating immortals is different from what he thought. If he can push the boat along the way, it would be good to push out the task of conferred gods.
"Forget it, you are the one chosen by the Emperor of Heaven. If I want to change, he may not listen to me."
But in the end, Jiang Yi was disappointed by the extradition of Xianweng, and he couldn't push this great task of conferred gods even if he wanted to.
So in the past ten years, he can only cultivate hard, and only by cultivating the Ninth Great Luozhen Immortal Realm as soon as possible can he be invincible in the world.
Unexpectedly, the heavens suddenly issued an ultimatum to him.
If you don't go to Fengshen, you will beat him to death.
"Didn't you leave the customs today? How did you go this time? Did you become a god?"
The extradition fairy shook the water on his body and asked.
Jiang Yi shook his head: "No, I met one. I wanted to accept it, but it was eaten by the black water snake. I couldn't even find any soul residue."
This sentence is half true and half false. It is true that the black water snake did eat Chonghu, and the false is that he did not want to accept Chonghu at all.
"Black Water Profound Snake?" Dudu Xianweng sighed, "It's a wild beast, it's really hard to deal with, what a pity."
"Yes, what a pity." Jiang Yi pretended to be extremely regretful.
Extradition Xianweng said again: "Since your speed of conferring gods is slower than that of a tortoise, the Heavenly Emperor decided to give you some encouragement."
"What incentive?"
Big sticks and radishes, the Emperor of Heaven is really a black belly.
With a flick of the extradition fairy, a pitch-black ebony fell into Jiang Yi's hands.
Jiang Yi looked at the ebony stick carefully, it was black, ugly, and extremely rough, and it was a match made in heaven with the Fengshen mirror.
Is this also an incentive?
Jiang Yi picked it up again, stroked it, and sniffed it again. After repeated confirmation, it was indeed just a broken stick.
Extradition Xianweng said with disgust on his face: "Do you have any bad habits?"
Jiang Yi shook his head, puzzled and said: "You gave me a broken stick, do you want me to ask for money?"
The extradition fairy's face turned pale.
"Begging for your grandma's money, this is a 'money tree'! After all, this is the world, and it is inevitable that money will be used. Qingqiu is a small sect, so poor. With this money tree, you will not worry about running out of money. "
Hearing what he said, Jiang Yi regarded the ebony stick as a treasure and hugged it tightly in his arms.
I was poor in my previous life, but in this life I finally turned around and became a rich man. First set a small goal, and start by shaking it to [-] million.
Unexpectedly, the extradition fairy said: "Of course, it is inevitable that you spend money recklessly and disturb the order of the world. We have also restricted this money tree. In the future, if you send a soul to the Conferred God Platform, I will put some money in the money tree."
"Ah? The dignified heaven is actually so stingy. It's too slow to get money like this, no, no."
Extradition Immortal scolded sharply: "The first delay in conferring gods, the quickest to ask for money. I have never seen such a brazen person!"
At this moment, a charming voice came from outside the door: "Junior brother, who are you talking to?"
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Jiang Yi heard the cry for help coming from the water, and hurriedly fished up the Fengshen mirror.
"Damn, damn, I just drank some wine, so don't punish me like this..."
A white shadow flew out of the Fengshen mirror with a "huh--", but it was a short, thick and fat man with the length of a thumb, with Xiaoyun under his feet.
He was wearing a lun scarf and a white Taoist robe. He had a long beard that reached his knees, a fat head with big ears, and a stooped body. He looked like a little old man.
At this time, his face was red, and he still had a wine gourd in his hand, and he glared at Jiang Yi: "You, you, you scalded me with boiling water again?"
The reason why he said "again" is because Jiang Yi has thrown the Fengshen mirror around all these years. For the extradition fairy who lives in the Fengshen mirror, he has been burned, flooded, and boiled...
Because of Jiang Yi's carelessness, he was subjected to various tortures.
Jiang Yi said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I was definitely not careful this time."
"Which time were you not careless?" The extradition fairy jumped up, his long beard was furious, "Why can't you do it, careless No. 1."
After all, he was the one who made the mistake first, and Jiang Yi felt guilty, so he had no choice but to let him scold him and not fight back.
Recalling the first time they met, it was still in the previous life.
Since then, Dudu Xianweng has been very dissatisfied with him. The first thing he said when he saw Jiang Yi was: "What kind of eyes does the Emperor of Heaven have? How could he choose someone like you as the Son of Destiny?"
At that time, Jiang Yi hadn't seen the dangers of the world of cultivating immortals, and he was very complacent when he heard that he was the son of destiny, so he pointed his thumb at himself and said, "From your tone, it seems that you are a little dissatisfied with me."
"Yes, I am really dissatisfied." The extradition fairy narrowed his eyes and shook his head, "As the saying goes, 'without hair on the face, you can't do things well'. Only a handsome man with long beard like me can be reliable in this world. You His face is fair and clean, without any sense of immortality, so it is unreliable at first glance. I want to report to the Emperor of Heaven and exchange for a son of destiny."
"You are so handsome?" Although Jiang Yi didn't fully understand what the Son of Destiny was at the time, he was absolutely skeptical about the extradition fairy saying that he was a handsome man.
Unexpectedly, the extradition fairy nodded confidently: "You know, the last time Fengshen chose a young man in his 80s to be the Son of Destiny, I was worried from the beginning. Sure enough, he died countless times along the way. A bunch of people were sent to help, and it took untold hardships to complete the great cause of conferring the gods. You are worse than him, and I can't trust you."
"You're still a young man at 80? And the person you're talking about is Jiang Ziya, right?"
"Hey, you actually know him." Extradition Immortal took a look at Jiang Yi in surprise, "I am 660 years old this year. To me, 80 years old is not a young man?"
"660 is six years old, senior, you are 666." Jiang Yi gave the extradition fairy a thumbs up, and took the opportunity to compare, he was really only the size of a thumb.
Seeing that Jiang Yi was still respectful to him, the extradition fairy reluctantly accepted the fact that he was the son of destiny, and brought him to the world of cultivating immortals.
After Jiang Yi came to this world of cultivating immortals, he agreed that the extradited immortal would come to contact him, but Jiang Yi waited for half a month but did not see the extradited immortal, causing him to be a savage in the mountains for half a month.
It wasn't until after Jiang Yi came to Qingqiu that he accidentally dropped the Fengshen mirror into hot water, and the extradition fairy came out of the Fengshen mirror.
"Didn't you say you would come to pick me up? Why didn't I see you after waiting for half a month?" Jiang Yi immediately asked the extradition fairy.
"This, this..." Dudu Xianweng coughed twice on purpose, and quietly stuffed the wine gourd behind his back.
However, Jiang Yi's eyes were so bright that he had seen it long ago, and said with a pat on his hands, "I see, you must have been drunk and slept for half a month."
"I, I, I, I don't." The extradition fairy shook his head like a rattle, "One day in the mirror, one year in the mortal world. I only drank a little wine and squinted for a while. Half a month has passed."
Jiang Yi pointed at him and said, "You also said that you have no hair on your mouth, so you can't do things well. With so much hair, you can't do things well."
"You, you, who do you say is unreliable?" The extradition fairy jumped up, "You have no hair on your mouth, and you can't do things well. I want to meet the Emperor of Heaven and tell him that you can't do it, and you must change to a man of destiny."
"Okay, then I have to make it clear to the Emperor of Heaven that you made a mistake by drinking." Jiang Yi grasped the handle of extradition Xianweng, and was not afraid of him at all.
Come on, hurt each other!
"You, you, I'll kill you!" The extradition fairy jumped out of anger, swiped his hands, and with a "bang", a flash of electricity hit Jiang Yi.
Jiang Yi panicked, jumped away and dodged, and shouted: "You killed me, and I will tell Yan Shen about it after you die, and ask him to tell the Emperor of Heaven."
"Okay, okay, go and sue, at worst, I will be fined for another 500 years, and then I will be made smaller, as small as a grasshopper, as small as an ant, as small as a flea..."
While talking, he actually shed tears, sat down angrily, turned his back to Jiang Yi, and ignored him.
When Jiang Yi saw him like this, his heart softened, and he poked him with his index finger: "Hey, old man. I'll just say it casually, don't be angry."
The extradition immortal said aggrievedly: "I was originally the top ten god in the Yuan Dynasty, but I missed the peach feast of the Emperor of Heaven because of drinking, and I was sent down to the heaven by him. Finally, as long as I complete the Conferred God once more, I will be able to return to the heavens to be my Yuanchu God. Unexpectedly... I did not expect that I have such a stinky mouth, and I can't help but drink too much and miss a big deal, woo woo, woo woo... "
Seeing that he was really crying, Jiang Yi couldn't bear it, and hurriedly comforted him: "Don't worry, I promise I won't sue you. This conferment of the gods means a lot to you, and it's normal for you to want to choose a reliable son of destiny. Besides I don't have the slightest cultivation base, and it will take years and months to complete the Conferred God, so you can change people if you want."
"Really?" The extradition fairy turned his head and stared at Jiang Yi suspiciously, "You have a bit of compassion, but I won't be moved by you. You mortals are the most cunning, with a set mouth and a stomach It's the same thing, maybe you have scolded my ancestors for eighteen generations in your heart."
Jiang Yi hurriedly shook his head.
In fact, he discovered that this world of cultivating immortals is different from what he thought. If he can push the boat along the way, it would be good to push out the task of conferred gods.
"Forget it, you are the one chosen by the Emperor of Heaven. If I want to change, he may not listen to me."
But in the end, Jiang Yi was disappointed by the extradition of Xianweng, and he couldn't push this great task of conferred gods even if he wanted to.
So in the past ten years, he can only cultivate hard, and only by cultivating the Ninth Great Luozhen Immortal Realm as soon as possible can he be invincible in the world.
Unexpectedly, the heavens suddenly issued an ultimatum to him.
If you don't go to Fengshen, you will beat him to death.
"Didn't you leave the customs today? How did you go this time? Did you become a god?"
The extradition fairy shook the water on his body and asked.
Jiang Yi shook his head: "No, I met one. I wanted to accept it, but it was eaten by the black water snake. I couldn't even find any soul residue."
This sentence is half true and half false. It is true that the black water snake did eat Chonghu, and the false is that he did not want to accept Chonghu at all.
"Black Water Profound Snake?" Dudu Xianweng sighed, "It's a wild beast, it's really hard to deal with, what a pity."
"Yes, what a pity." Jiang Yi pretended to be extremely regretful.
Extradition Xianweng said again: "Since your speed of conferring gods is slower than that of a tortoise, the Heavenly Emperor decided to give you some encouragement."
"What incentive?"
Big sticks and radishes, the Emperor of Heaven is really a black belly.
With a flick of the extradition fairy, a pitch-black ebony fell into Jiang Yi's hands.
Jiang Yi looked at the ebony stick carefully, it was black, ugly, and extremely rough, and it was a match made in heaven with the Fengshen mirror.
Is this also an incentive?
Jiang Yi picked it up again, stroked it, and sniffed it again. After repeated confirmation, it was indeed just a broken stick.
Extradition Xianweng said with disgust on his face: "Do you have any bad habits?"
Jiang Yi shook his head, puzzled and said: "You gave me a broken stick, do you want me to ask for money?"
The extradition fairy's face turned pale.
"Begging for your grandma's money, this is a 'money tree'! After all, this is the world, and it is inevitable that money will be used. Qingqiu is a small sect, so poor. With this money tree, you will not worry about running out of money. "
Hearing what he said, Jiang Yi regarded the ebony stick as a treasure and hugged it tightly in his arms.
I was poor in my previous life, but in this life I finally turned around and became a rich man. First set a small goal, and start by shaking it to [-] million.
Unexpectedly, the extradition fairy said: "Of course, it is inevitable that you spend money recklessly and disturb the order of the world. We have also restricted this money tree. In the future, if you send a soul to the Conferred God Platform, I will put some money in the money tree."
"Ah? The dignified heaven is actually so stingy. It's too slow to get money like this, no, no."
Extradition Immortal scolded sharply: "The first delay in conferring gods, the quickest to ask for money. I have never seen such a brazen person!"
At this moment, a charming voice came from outside the door: "Junior brother, who are you talking to?"
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(End of this chapter)
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