Qingling Punishing Heart

Chapter 81
Both wine jars were empty.

At some point, the two fighting wine changed from standing to sitting.

Both of them knew in their hearts that their legs were already as soft as two noodles, and they couldn't support the ground at all.

Su Ji knew that in this situation, there was no need to get the wine anymore, because soon someone would change from sitting to lying down.

Who will be the first to lie down?

The onlookers were also very concerned about this issue.People looked left and right, eyes full of astonishment.They have never seen anyone who can drink a whole jar of immortality pour without falling over.Not to mention a pot, ordinary people will get drunk even if they only take a sip.

Daoist Taijia's face was flushed, his nose was like a ripe red apple, under his thick black eyebrows, he stared at a pair of bloodshot drunken eyes, as if even his eyes were full of wine.He supported the table with his hands, stared at Xibo Jifu's face, and asked:
"Why do you drink so much wine, but you are still a little boy?"

Xibo Jifu was also drunk, but his drunkenness made him more chic and calm, and he replied loudly:
"Because I'm tasting wine and you're drinking."

"Wine tasting?" Master Taijia snorted and said disapprovingly, "There is only one kind of wine here, the intoxicating wine!"

"If you are willing to taste carefully, you will find that there are many kinds of wine, sweet wine, sad wine, angry wine, elegant wine..."

Daoist Taijia only listened to half of it, and his ears were already hard to use, but the smile on Xi Bojifu's face seemed to never disappear.

"Are you tasting wine, or people?" Taijia real person asked again.

"It's a person, but it's also wine. Wine can be a friend or a lover."

Saying that, Xibo Jifu looked at Yu Hongzhi at the side, and there was a tenderness in his misty eyes, which made him look even more charming.

Yu Hongzhi's heart was beating so fast suddenly, her whole body was suddenly occupied by that gentle gaze, and her feet kept grinding on the ground.

Looking at the two people who were flirting with each other, Master Taijia slammed the table angrily and shouted:

"Stop talking nonsense! Let's have another jar!"

Hu Jiu didn't move, even the onlookers could tell that Taijia Daoist would collapse if he took another sip.

However, at some point, Su Ji had already put two full wine jars on the table.

Daoist Taijia didn't say anything, just lifted up a jar of wine, when Yu Hongzhi stopped him and said:

"Third Martial Uncle, you are already drunk, you can't drink anymore!" Yu Hongzhi reached out to snatch the wine jar from his hand.

Master Taijia raised his hand, avoiding Yu Hongzhi's hand, and then raised the wine jar to his mouth, saying:

"How did you get drunk? Can you still not believe my uncle's drinking capacity? I haven't met an opponent in a hundred years in the wine market. If I lose to a little boy today, it will be a joke!"

Yu Hongzhi's face turned cold, and she shouted coquettishly, "Uncle! If you drink any more, I'm leaving! I won't talk to you anymore!"

Daoist Taijia was stunned for a moment. Just as he was about to stretch out his hands to hold him back, he realized that he could no longer raise his hands, and his eyelids drooped uncontrollably.

"Pfft!"

Master Taijia fell headlong from the stool and lay on the ground.

Hu Jiu's face turned livid immediately, and she was puzzled when she saw Master Taijia's eyes closed.What puzzled him was not why Master Taijia passed out drunk, but why Xibo Jifu was still sitting upright.He knew that people who drank a pot of immortals would pass out sooner or later, but the real Taijia played tricks openly and secretly, but became the first one to get drunk, which made him puzzled.

Su Ji smiled mysteriously, and patted Hu Jiu on the shoulder lightly, as if telling him - you have lost.

The onlookers gathered around one after another. Under the light, they saw several blue veins protruding from Taijia's forehead, and his blood-veined cheeks were red and purple like grape leaves, and were constantly changing colors.

However, just when everyone thought that the winner or loser had been decided, the Taijia real person suddenly jumped up from the ground!
Although his face was still flushed, his eyes were wide open, and his eyes were piercing, as if his whole body was suddenly full of energy.

The moment he saw Xibo Jifu, tears welled up in his eyes inexplicably.

Everyone was at a loss, and stepped back one after another to make way for him.

Daoist Taijia went straight to Xibo Jifu, knocked his head on the ground, and said excitedly:

"Jiang Taigong is here! Please be respected by the disciples!"

Xibo Jifu hesitated for a moment, and said: "Senior, I made a mistake. I am not your master."

Daoist Taijia looked bewildered, pointed to a row of empty bowls on the table, and said, "It's not Jiang Taigong who can drink so much! Who else?"

Xibo Jifu shook his head, and slowly helped him up.

At this time, Su Ji and Hu Jiu also came over.

Master Taijia looked at the two people who were walking towards him, with a trace of confusion in his eyes, and murmured:

"Eldest Senior Brother? Second Senior Brother? Even you guys are here!"

After finishing speaking, he held Su Ji's and Hu Jiu's hands tightly respectively.

Su Ji looked at the crazy Taijia real person, and suddenly remembered that Hu Jiu said that gods would have hallucinations if they drank too much.He realized that the current real Taijia had regarded himself as his senior brother and Hu Jiu as his second senior brother.

"The three of us brothers and sisters finally have the opportunity to get together after a hundred years. It happens that the master is also here, so let's kowtow to him!"

"Uncle, come back with me." Yu Hongzhi hurriedly supported him to stop him from going crazy.

Daoist Taijia stared straight at Yu Hongzhi, with an increasingly complicated expression on his face.

Su Ji thought to himself, could he have misjudged the person again?
Daoist Taijia's eyes dimmed, and he said in a low voice: "Little Hongzhi, since the elder brother picked you up from the river, the uncle has watched you grow up slowly. I remember that you used to be the closest to the uncle, and the uncle also It's the best for you. You like to wear pigtails, and the uncle also wears pigtails with you; you like to run around barefoot, and the uncle also runs around with your bare feet. You also said to wait for you When my little feet grow up, I will be my uncle's bride. My uncle has been barefoot all these years and is a bachelor, waiting for you for 17 years..."

Su Ji secretly scolded him in his heart for being shameless, obviously he couldn't find a wife, and he had to blame others.

Yu Hongzhi lowered his eyes and said in a deep voice, "Master, you are really drunk."

Daoist Taijia sighed, and said with a smile: "Silly boy, even if you really want to marry the uncle, the uncle will not agree. Although your cultivation base is about to surpass the uncle, in the eyes of the uncle, you are not the same. I only regard you as the daughter I love the most. Thinking of...you used to be small, but you are so slim in a blink of an eye, but you will eventually fall in love with someone else, my uncle..."

In the voice, Master Taijia was already in tears, his throat was so choked that he couldn't speak anymore, and the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes deepened.

Yu Hongzhi looked at the old face, not knowing what to say.

In all fairness to Su Ji, Daoist Taijia has always been very kind to his mother.Back then, he went to Qingling Temple to look for mysterious objects just to avenge Yu Hongzhi, but unfortunately, he ended up in a situation where life would be worse than death.Su Ji finally understood why he could see Mu Lingyu's shadow from Yu Hongzhi who was dressed in white. Perhaps the real Taijia took Mu Lingyu as an apprentice to remember his daughter who unfortunately passed away.

Thinking of this, Su Ji felt sore in his heart, thinking that the real Taijia was not only ridiculous, but also pathetic.

Su Ji came to him, bent down, pretended to be his big brother and said softly:

"Junior brother, I know your heart is bitter. Why don't I feel as sad as you. But the chicks will leave the nest one day, and the children will leave us one day when they grow up. This is also a matter of course. At least...you And your brother is always by your side."

"Eldest brother...you know me best!" Taijia real person burst into tears, holding Su Ji in his arms and crying loudly.

Yu Hongzhi tidied the messy clothes of Daoist Taijia, and said softly: "Help me to the house, don't let him catch a cold, and give him a bowl of sour plum soup to hangover."

Hu Jiu shook her head and said, "This fairy drunk can't be cured by sour plum soup. Unless someone knocks him out, he will drink so much wine in one go, at least it will take a month to recover."

"One month?" Yu Hongzhi said in astonishment: "One day in the sleeping state, one year in the human world. If the uncle really lies down for a month, wouldn't it be a waste of 30 years of practice!"

Hu Jiu shrugged helplessly, and said, "Why is this wine poured by a god?"

When people were discussing who to knock him out, Taijia Daoist suddenly jumped up by himself!

Everyone turned pale with shock, only to see Daoist Taijia laugh wildly, and said drunkenly to Yu Hongzhi:
"Xiao Hongzhi, do you still remember when you were a child wearing a little red bellyband and running bare buttocks, what did you call me?"

This sentence was not loud, but very clear, even the drinkers at the side could hear it clearly.

There were two blushes on Yu Hongzhi's jade-like cheeks, her eyebrows were furrowed, and her eyes suddenly changed.

Master Taijia chuckled and said, "You call me old man, I call you young lady..."

Before the word "zi" was finished, Yu Hongzhi's fist had already hit him in the face.

Daoist Taijia immediately flew backwards, knocked away a group of people, fell to the ground and passed out.

The drinkers next to him were stunned and fled.

Hu Jiu and Xi Bo Jifu broke out in a cold sweat, thinking that if this fist landed on themselves, they might not just faint.

Su Ji shook his head and sighed: "It should have been done earlier, the poor man must have something to hate."

Yu Hongzhi panted for a while, glanced at the three people standing beside him, and asked:

"What he said...you all heard?"

Xibo Jifu shook his head and said, "Did he say anything? I didn't hear..."

While digging his ears, Su Ji shouted loudly: "What are you asking? A fly flew into my ear just now, and I didn't hear anything!"

Hu Jiu quickly echoed, "Oh! I got one of my ears too."

Yu Hongzhi has become angry from embarrassment, and said sharply:
"Whether you heard it or not, if you dare to say a word, the next time it will fall on your face, it will not be a fist, but it!"

As she spoke, she drew out her mahogany sword, pointed the blade at Xibo Jifu, and said:

"This time you won. When we meet next time, I will definitely get back the Good Fortune Jade Document in person!"

After saying that, she turned into a breeze and left lightly.

Yu Hongzhi left, but Hu Jiu was dumbfounded, with a dull expression as if foreseeing the end of the world.He still couldn't understand why he lost, and he never thought that Su Ji would secretly add water to Xi Bojifu's wine.

(End of this chapter)