Xuannv Heart Sutra
Chapter 103 Taihu Pai Gang
Chapter 103 Taihu Pai Gang (2) (2)
"Brother You, please help me to make a big bed. It is estimated that six or seven people can sleep at the same time. I have been a bad sleeper since I was a child. The bed inside is too small. I am afraid that I will sleep on the ground at night." Go up, you are not allowed to tell anyone about this, otherwise, Brother You, you can’t blame Shui’er if you can’t talk in the future, by the way, wood! Just use sandalwood, it’s no problem!”
"No, absolutely not." After listening to Liu Shui's words, You Yong became even more confused. You Yong would never believe Liu Shui's reason. If he really rolled out of bed when he fell asleep, then Liu Shui left How did Yaowanggu sleep in the past few months? Could it be that You Yong looked into the yard thoughtfully, didn't they happen to be six people?Could it be that this bed You Yong suddenly envied Li Wei's affair, but unfortunately now that he is getting older, things between men and women are taken lightly, otherwise, he really has the urge to crush Li Wei to death, this kid actually With such a dirty mind, if you want to make a big bed to sleep with your own woman's big bed, you should come and talk to yourself in person, but let your wife tell you that I, You Yong, despise Li Wei.
"Brother You, what are you thinking about? Hmm?" Liu Shui snorted through his nostrils, making You Yong's scalp numb.
"I didn't think about anything, I was just thinking, where to find those sandalwoods, Miss Liu, you also know that there are very few sandalwoods these days, and most of them have been chopped down to make spices and incense. That Li Longji Bastard, how much sandalwood does it take to build so many Taoist temples in the entire Tang Dynasty?" You Yong is very shrewd, otherwise, Guo Meng would not have entrusted him with the responsibility of protecting Guo Zhong.
"Forget it, you can think whatever you like! No matter what, I want to see that sandalwood bed tonight, so let's put it in the largest room! I didn't see that sandalwood bed when the time was up, so "Liu Shui threw it Give You Yong a medicine bottle, "You take the medicine in it, find a place where no one is around and bury yourself, besides, we are going to row a boat, get me a boat, don't be too big, of course , and not too small, you know."
"Grandma, please show kindness, can you? In such a short time, where do you want me to find so much sandalwood to make a bed? Aren't you playing with me sincerely? I think this medicine is still Don't waste it, I'll just wipe my neck with a knife." You Yong's face was almost filled with bitterness, of course he knew that the medicine Liu Shui gave him was not a poison, but a good antidote, and everyone wanted the antidote from Yaowanggu. You Yong also wanted it very much. With these medicines, at least he could save his own life when he was poisoned in the future. However, this bottle of medicine is very hot to hold.
"Stupid you! Don't you have a sandalwood tree in the main altar of your platoon? I figured it would be enough to cut down that sandalwood tree and dry it to make a big bed. If there is any left over, then I will give you the rest." Liu Shui looked at the Pai Gang main altar not far away, and there was a towering tree in the center of the Pai Gang main altar, which was Liu Shui time target.
"Grandma, I don't want this medicine, can I? I don't dare to cut down the sandalwood tree. If I cut it down, I will die." You Yong seemed to be burned. He really didn't dare to cut down the sandalwood tree. Guo Meng would definitely die if he cut it down. Killed him with his own hands.
"Brother You, when did you hear that the things sent out by our Yaowang Valley will be taken back? As for how to cut down the sandalwood tree to make a bed, that's up to you. I'm not interested in knowing. I only know that Guo Meng's father's life is still in my hands, and whether he can save it or not depends on my happiness. Also, Guo Meng owed my master a favor a few years ago, well, don't act like a dead wife , isn’t it just a sandalwood tree? It scares you.”
"Grandma, that sandalwood tree is for the gang"
"What is it? I'm not interested in knowing. Someone prepare a boat for me. I've never rowed a boat in Taihu Lake before." Liu Shui turned around and ran away, leaving You Yong with the bottle of Shiren The antidote he had dreamed of stood there stupidly, at a loss, and after a long time, he heard You Yong's screams like killing a pig
Liu Shui was very unhappy, so of course Li Wei was the unlucky one. After asking all four girls, none of them was willing to accompany her to go boating in Taihu Lake. Poor Li Wei was arrested by Liu Shui like a strong man. , Li Wei's feet were shaking.This crystal clear lake water is very beautiful, but once a person who can't swim is thrown into Taihu Lake, it is not beautiful, and he will definitely die. Poor Li Wei doesn't understand water at all, a standard landlubber.
Li Wei stood by the Taihu Lake, looked at the boat in front of him, and whispered: "Shui'er, can we stop rowing! I am afraid of water."
"No, the four of them will not accompany me. As the husband of this lady, you have the obligation to accompany me, and this lady, as your wife, also has the right to let you accompany me. What are you afraid of? A big man is afraid of this little girl." Taihu Lake?"
"Shui'er, is this Taihu Lake so small? Why do I feel that it looks so big, I can't see the side at a glance, and you know that I can't swim. If it falls, I'm not dead. I'm dead. It doesn't matter, but, Shui'er, aren't you a widow? For our future happiness, in my opinion, we should go back and do something meaningful now."
"Brother Wei, what are you doing meaningfully when you go back? Do you want Shui'er to accompany you to bed? They don't agree with you, a scoundrel! You know how to bully Shui'er, Brother Wei, have you forgotten that there is a word in my name?" A word for 'water'? Hehe, I'm a little white dragon in the water"
"I know, the little white dragon in the water, the white stripes in the waves, can swim in the water for three days and three nights without taking a breath." Li Wei said depressedly, which bastard wrote this! , if there is "water" in the name, one can swim, and if one has "sky", wouldn't one be able to ascend to heaven and become a fairy.
"Brother Wei, you are really smart today." Liu Shui praised Li Wei without hesitation, and gave him a sweet kiss directly.
"Shui'er, do you really decide to go boating? Or? You should think about it again."
"Let's go! What are you thinking about? If you don't go, it will be dark." Liu Shui grabbed Li Wei's arm, and the two jumped onto the boat together. The boat is not too big, but the layout is very good , There is actually a small table on the boat, which is full of fruits, pastries and other things. One can tell that You Yong is deliberately trying to curry favor with Liu Shui.
"Bad brother, you sit in and I'll row the boat. Hehe, is You Yong good at doing things? I'll give him a bottle of antidote." Liu Shui picked up the oars and started paddling lightly.
Sitting on the boat, Li Wei was trembling a little. Seeing the rippling water patterns on the lake, he was really afraid that the boat would capsize and go into Taihu Lake to catch fish. Can row a boat?" Li Wei is a little strange, Liu Shui grew up in the Valley of the Medicine King, how could he know how to row a boat?
"Silly brother, there is a big river behind our Yaowang Valley. Shui'er often went boating with her sister when she was free, so don't worry, it's fine, eat something! You eat less at noon, it's all That guy Guo Meng knows that you can't drink much, so he insists on forcing you to drink. I'll drug the wine in the gang some other day, and see how he drinks it in the future, hum!" Liu Shui hates Li Wei's drinking , because she hates the smell of alcohol. Of course, the main reason is that Liu Yaoxie often drank alone in the past, and was often drunk. Therefore, Liu Ruo and Liu Shui hate other people's drinking the most, but, In order to take Li Wei's face into consideration, there was no objection to Li Wei's drinking at noon today, but the second daughter has already directly blamed the poor platoon leader Guo Meng for this.
Knowing that Liu Shui can row a boat, Li Wei feels relieved, at least he won't go to Taihu Lake to catch fish for extra meals. Seeing the boat continuously rowing towards the center of Taihu Lake, Li Wei wants to stop Liu Shui, but seeing her excited look, He still gave up, it was rare for Liu Shui to be so happy today, he didn't want to dampen Liu Shui's interest, he was alone in the cabin, and he didn't dare to move, for fear that if he moved the boat would capsize into Taihu Lake.
It may be because Liu Shui was tired from paddling. It was about 20 kilometers away from the lake. Liu Shui finally put down the oar in his hand, ran to the cabin and pulled Li Wei out. It's all water, and Li Wei's headache is severe. If he falls off the boat, he probably won't have to swim to the shore in less than an hour. This row of gangs is also strange. It's not good where to build the main altar. It has to be built in Taihu Lake Side, if I knew it, I wouldn't be here.
"Bad brother, what are you afraid of! What an idiot, don't you know how to do light kungfu? You can run on the surface of the water? You have learned so much martial arts in vain. It seems that you have to find some people to follow you when you have nothing to do. You have to go through the tricks, this martial arts is useless to learn, so what are you doing after learning it?" Liu Shui pushed Li Wei down on the boat, and leaned his body into Li Wei's arms.
"Shui'er, there is water on all sides, I feel weird." Li Wei hugged Liu Shui's soft body, and the faint feminine fragrance kept pouring into his nostrils. The alcohol slowly took effect, and the body The desire is around the corner.
"Bad brother, why haven't we fed you enough for the past two days? Now there is a reaction again." Liu Shui also felt the changes in Li Wei's body.
"It's all to blame for the damn "Heart Sutra of Imperial Women". If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have practiced." Li Wei also knew that his current body would not be able to withstand any woman, as long as there was a spark, it would immediately turn into a forest fire.
"Then" Liu Shui bit his lips with his white teeth, and said with a smile: "That bad brother, do you want to have a water battle with Shui'er?"
Li Wei shook his head, his scalp felt numb when he saw the bottomless water. Forget about this water battle. Although water can remove fire, it’s just that there is too much water. His belly is too small to take Taihu Lake. It is useless to drink all the water in the lake, even if Liu Shui is added, although there is a word 'water' in her name, Li Wei has no doubt that even if the two of them are killed millions of times, they will not be able to drink all the water in Taihu Lake .
"Silly brother, Shui'er means" Liu Shui put his mouth close to Li Wei's ear and whispered for a moment, his pretty face flushed, his body became weak, and he was completely paralyzed in Li Wei's arms.
"Does Shui'er mean that we are now on the boat to try the poses in "The Heart Sutra of Yu Nu?" Li Wei finally understood what Liu Shui meant. The so-called "water fight" means having sex on the boat. Interesting, Li Wei likes it.
"En." The bold Liu Shui thought that he was about to have sex with Li Wei on the boat, and his heart beat a lot faster
(End of this chapter)
"Brother You, please help me to make a big bed. It is estimated that six or seven people can sleep at the same time. I have been a bad sleeper since I was a child. The bed inside is too small. I am afraid that I will sleep on the ground at night." Go up, you are not allowed to tell anyone about this, otherwise, Brother You, you can’t blame Shui’er if you can’t talk in the future, by the way, wood! Just use sandalwood, it’s no problem!”
"No, absolutely not." After listening to Liu Shui's words, You Yong became even more confused. You Yong would never believe Liu Shui's reason. If he really rolled out of bed when he fell asleep, then Liu Shui left How did Yaowanggu sleep in the past few months? Could it be that You Yong looked into the yard thoughtfully, didn't they happen to be six people?Could it be that this bed You Yong suddenly envied Li Wei's affair, but unfortunately now that he is getting older, things between men and women are taken lightly, otherwise, he really has the urge to crush Li Wei to death, this kid actually With such a dirty mind, if you want to make a big bed to sleep with your own woman's big bed, you should come and talk to yourself in person, but let your wife tell you that I, You Yong, despise Li Wei.
"Brother You, what are you thinking about? Hmm?" Liu Shui snorted through his nostrils, making You Yong's scalp numb.
"I didn't think about anything, I was just thinking, where to find those sandalwoods, Miss Liu, you also know that there are very few sandalwoods these days, and most of them have been chopped down to make spices and incense. That Li Longji Bastard, how much sandalwood does it take to build so many Taoist temples in the entire Tang Dynasty?" You Yong is very shrewd, otherwise, Guo Meng would not have entrusted him with the responsibility of protecting Guo Zhong.
"Forget it, you can think whatever you like! No matter what, I want to see that sandalwood bed tonight, so let's put it in the largest room! I didn't see that sandalwood bed when the time was up, so "Liu Shui threw it Give You Yong a medicine bottle, "You take the medicine in it, find a place where no one is around and bury yourself, besides, we are going to row a boat, get me a boat, don't be too big, of course , and not too small, you know."
"Grandma, please show kindness, can you? In such a short time, where do you want me to find so much sandalwood to make a bed? Aren't you playing with me sincerely? I think this medicine is still Don't waste it, I'll just wipe my neck with a knife." You Yong's face was almost filled with bitterness, of course he knew that the medicine Liu Shui gave him was not a poison, but a good antidote, and everyone wanted the antidote from Yaowanggu. You Yong also wanted it very much. With these medicines, at least he could save his own life when he was poisoned in the future. However, this bottle of medicine is very hot to hold.
"Stupid you! Don't you have a sandalwood tree in the main altar of your platoon? I figured it would be enough to cut down that sandalwood tree and dry it to make a big bed. If there is any left over, then I will give you the rest." Liu Shui looked at the Pai Gang main altar not far away, and there was a towering tree in the center of the Pai Gang main altar, which was Liu Shui time target.
"Grandma, I don't want this medicine, can I? I don't dare to cut down the sandalwood tree. If I cut it down, I will die." You Yong seemed to be burned. He really didn't dare to cut down the sandalwood tree. Guo Meng would definitely die if he cut it down. Killed him with his own hands.
"Brother You, when did you hear that the things sent out by our Yaowang Valley will be taken back? As for how to cut down the sandalwood tree to make a bed, that's up to you. I'm not interested in knowing. I only know that Guo Meng's father's life is still in my hands, and whether he can save it or not depends on my happiness. Also, Guo Meng owed my master a favor a few years ago, well, don't act like a dead wife , isn’t it just a sandalwood tree? It scares you.”
"Grandma, that sandalwood tree is for the gang"
"What is it? I'm not interested in knowing. Someone prepare a boat for me. I've never rowed a boat in Taihu Lake before." Liu Shui turned around and ran away, leaving You Yong with the bottle of Shiren The antidote he had dreamed of stood there stupidly, at a loss, and after a long time, he heard You Yong's screams like killing a pig
Liu Shui was very unhappy, so of course Li Wei was the unlucky one. After asking all four girls, none of them was willing to accompany her to go boating in Taihu Lake. Poor Li Wei was arrested by Liu Shui like a strong man. , Li Wei's feet were shaking.This crystal clear lake water is very beautiful, but once a person who can't swim is thrown into Taihu Lake, it is not beautiful, and he will definitely die. Poor Li Wei doesn't understand water at all, a standard landlubber.
Li Wei stood by the Taihu Lake, looked at the boat in front of him, and whispered: "Shui'er, can we stop rowing! I am afraid of water."
"No, the four of them will not accompany me. As the husband of this lady, you have the obligation to accompany me, and this lady, as your wife, also has the right to let you accompany me. What are you afraid of? A big man is afraid of this little girl." Taihu Lake?"
"Shui'er, is this Taihu Lake so small? Why do I feel that it looks so big, I can't see the side at a glance, and you know that I can't swim. If it falls, I'm not dead. I'm dead. It doesn't matter, but, Shui'er, aren't you a widow? For our future happiness, in my opinion, we should go back and do something meaningful now."
"Brother Wei, what are you doing meaningfully when you go back? Do you want Shui'er to accompany you to bed? They don't agree with you, a scoundrel! You know how to bully Shui'er, Brother Wei, have you forgotten that there is a word in my name?" A word for 'water'? Hehe, I'm a little white dragon in the water"
"I know, the little white dragon in the water, the white stripes in the waves, can swim in the water for three days and three nights without taking a breath." Li Wei said depressedly, which bastard wrote this! , if there is "water" in the name, one can swim, and if one has "sky", wouldn't one be able to ascend to heaven and become a fairy.
"Brother Wei, you are really smart today." Liu Shui praised Li Wei without hesitation, and gave him a sweet kiss directly.
"Shui'er, do you really decide to go boating? Or? You should think about it again."
"Let's go! What are you thinking about? If you don't go, it will be dark." Liu Shui grabbed Li Wei's arm, and the two jumped onto the boat together. The boat is not too big, but the layout is very good , There is actually a small table on the boat, which is full of fruits, pastries and other things. One can tell that You Yong is deliberately trying to curry favor with Liu Shui.
"Bad brother, you sit in and I'll row the boat. Hehe, is You Yong good at doing things? I'll give him a bottle of antidote." Liu Shui picked up the oars and started paddling lightly.
Sitting on the boat, Li Wei was trembling a little. Seeing the rippling water patterns on the lake, he was really afraid that the boat would capsize and go into Taihu Lake to catch fish. Can row a boat?" Li Wei is a little strange, Liu Shui grew up in the Valley of the Medicine King, how could he know how to row a boat?
"Silly brother, there is a big river behind our Yaowang Valley. Shui'er often went boating with her sister when she was free, so don't worry, it's fine, eat something! You eat less at noon, it's all That guy Guo Meng knows that you can't drink much, so he insists on forcing you to drink. I'll drug the wine in the gang some other day, and see how he drinks it in the future, hum!" Liu Shui hates Li Wei's drinking , because she hates the smell of alcohol. Of course, the main reason is that Liu Yaoxie often drank alone in the past, and was often drunk. Therefore, Liu Ruo and Liu Shui hate other people's drinking the most, but, In order to take Li Wei's face into consideration, there was no objection to Li Wei's drinking at noon today, but the second daughter has already directly blamed the poor platoon leader Guo Meng for this.
Knowing that Liu Shui can row a boat, Li Wei feels relieved, at least he won't go to Taihu Lake to catch fish for extra meals. Seeing the boat continuously rowing towards the center of Taihu Lake, Li Wei wants to stop Liu Shui, but seeing her excited look, He still gave up, it was rare for Liu Shui to be so happy today, he didn't want to dampen Liu Shui's interest, he was alone in the cabin, and he didn't dare to move, for fear that if he moved the boat would capsize into Taihu Lake.
It may be because Liu Shui was tired from paddling. It was about 20 kilometers away from the lake. Liu Shui finally put down the oar in his hand, ran to the cabin and pulled Li Wei out. It's all water, and Li Wei's headache is severe. If he falls off the boat, he probably won't have to swim to the shore in less than an hour. This row of gangs is also strange. It's not good where to build the main altar. It has to be built in Taihu Lake Side, if I knew it, I wouldn't be here.
"Bad brother, what are you afraid of! What an idiot, don't you know how to do light kungfu? You can run on the surface of the water? You have learned so much martial arts in vain. It seems that you have to find some people to follow you when you have nothing to do. You have to go through the tricks, this martial arts is useless to learn, so what are you doing after learning it?" Liu Shui pushed Li Wei down on the boat, and leaned his body into Li Wei's arms.
"Shui'er, there is water on all sides, I feel weird." Li Wei hugged Liu Shui's soft body, and the faint feminine fragrance kept pouring into his nostrils. The alcohol slowly took effect, and the body The desire is around the corner.
"Bad brother, why haven't we fed you enough for the past two days? Now there is a reaction again." Liu Shui also felt the changes in Li Wei's body.
"It's all to blame for the damn "Heart Sutra of Imperial Women". If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have practiced." Li Wei also knew that his current body would not be able to withstand any woman, as long as there was a spark, it would immediately turn into a forest fire.
"Then" Liu Shui bit his lips with his white teeth, and said with a smile: "That bad brother, do you want to have a water battle with Shui'er?"
Li Wei shook his head, his scalp felt numb when he saw the bottomless water. Forget about this water battle. Although water can remove fire, it’s just that there is too much water. His belly is too small to take Taihu Lake. It is useless to drink all the water in the lake, even if Liu Shui is added, although there is a word 'water' in her name, Li Wei has no doubt that even if the two of them are killed millions of times, they will not be able to drink all the water in Taihu Lake .
"Silly brother, Shui'er means" Liu Shui put his mouth close to Li Wei's ear and whispered for a moment, his pretty face flushed, his body became weak, and he was completely paralyzed in Li Wei's arms.
"Does Shui'er mean that we are now on the boat to try the poses in "The Heart Sutra of Yu Nu?" Li Wei finally understood what Liu Shui meant. The so-called "water fight" means having sex on the boat. Interesting, Li Wei likes it.
"En." The bold Liu Shui thought that he was about to have sex with Li Wei on the boat, and his heart beat a lot faster
(End of this chapter)
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