Erosion of bones and pets, forensic mad concubine

Chapter 1448 I think your brain is eaten by pigs, right?

Chapter 1449 I think your brain is eaten by pigs, right?

Yun Xi waited for the four children to go out for several months, and the news that they finally returned home quickly spread to various medical clinics in the capital.

The Yun family is a family of medicine, and the entire family, regardless of gender, has been practicing medicine since childhood. Therefore, almost [-]% of the medical clinics in the capital are monopolized by the Yun family.

The masters of the Yun family guard several Yun's medical clinics in different streets, and the nearest East Street medical clinic, Master Yun Si, was the first to receive the news.

Compared with the other masters of the Yun family, the fourth master of the Yun family has the mildest temper and the most casual person. Hearing that the four nephews have finally returned home, the fourth master of the Yun family really wants to go home now, so that he can take a good look at his nieces and nephews We, but very unfortunately, today his second elder brother, the second master of the Yun family, happened to come to his clinic to discuss with him for a medical report.

The thought of leaving early turned around in my mind and then dissipated.

Among the six masters of the current generation of the Yun family, who is the most stern, serious, and unsmiling?Then it belongs to the second master of the Yun family.

The fourth master of the Yun family was scratching his head. Seeing his second brother cut the medicine in the front hall with a blank expression, he hesitated for a moment, then walked over to hint: "I heard that Yunxi brought friends back this time, and there are still some friends among the friends. There is a young girl, second brother, don’t you think that Yunxi just went out and brought back his sweetheart?”

The descendants of the Yun family are prosperous and there are many people. The elders of the older generation have lived their lives safely and smoothly. When they are old, the most worrying thing in their hearts is naturally the marriage of the younger generations.

Except that the eldest master's family is determined to be married to the royal family, from the second master to the sixth master's family, the elders have put all their efforts in showing respect to the younger ones in recent years.

There are two other cousins ​​on the Yunxi table. The eldest cousin Yun Zhi married Princess Pinghuan a long time ago, so I won’t mention it after having two children. The second cousin Yun Cun belongs to the second master’s family because of his complete personality After following his father, he was stern and vicious, so he hasn't married a wife until now.

I heard that the second wife, Ying Shi, has been worrying a lot about this matter, pointing at the tip of the second master's nose every day, scolding his husband for not knowing why he has to pass on this hated dog temper to his son!

Among the juniors of the Yun family, Yun Xi is the one who has the most hope of getting married in recent years, so whenever there is a disturbance in Yun Xi's place, the eyes of the elders in the family will shine!
The fourth master of the Yun family thought he had secured his second brother's fate, and suggested sideways: "Why don't we go home now and have a look, if she is a good girl, we might be able to have a happy event at home this year."

But how did he know that the second master was not so easy to fool, he slapped a stick of wooden geng on the table with a "snap", stared at his fourth brother and asked, "Are you free?"

Master Yun Si choked for a moment and shook his head: "No, I'm not free..."

"what are you doing then?"

Master Yun Si hurriedly picked up the wooden geng, walked to the medicine cutter, honestly cut the medicine into sections, and took it back with both hands after the cut.

The second master of the Yun family was preparing a prescription, so he took a piece of Mugeng, put it in the powder he was grinding, hammered it again, and then said to his fourth brother: "That kid Yunxi behaves properly, no matter whether he is right or not. Bringing back the sweetheart, after all, is his own business, there is no need for us old men to worry about him, you have the time to meddle in the younger generation's business, why don't you put your mind on the medical profession, what I just told you about Master Lin's illness disease, can you think of a cure?"

After being lectured for no reason, Master Yun Si was very frustrated, and said with a sullen head, "There are two prescriptions, and I will write them for you to read."

Master Yun Si finished writing after a while, and handed it over to his second brother for inspection.

The second master of the Yun family looked at it critically for a while, then sneered suddenly: "This is the way you want to recuperate? See for yourself what's wrong!"

The fourth master of the Yun family immediately became nervous, and checked with the prescription.

Just at this time, a little doll came to the medical hall. The little doll looked very delicate. He was carrying a small side bag, which was bulging. It seemed that there should be a lot of things in it. The little doll's hands Now clutching the strap of the bag, he stood short and small in the center of the hall and looked at it for a while, then walked to the left.

On the right side of the medical building is the clinic, and on the left is the pharmacy. The little doll walked to the counter. Because he was not as tall as the counter, he stood on tiptoe, and with his fat little hands, he climbed on the edge of the counter, and said to the clerk inside: "Hello!" , I want to buy medicine."

The clerk poked his head out and asked with a good temper: "Little brother, are you running errands for your parents? What medicine do you want to buy, do you have a prescription?"

The little baby shook her head and said, "There is no prescription, but I remember the name of the medicine."

The guy nodded: "Okay, then what do you want to buy?"

The little baby said a lot of names of medicines in one breath, and two of them were forbidden medicines.

The man explained the situation, but the little baby was very puzzled: "Why can't we sell it? We can buy it in Xijin County!"

I don’t know where Xijin County is, but I also know that it should be an ordinary small county. Some small counties far away from the capital do sell banned drugs privately for the sake of convenience, but this kind of thing is under the feet of the emperor like the capital. is impossible.

The man then explained again, but the little baby still didn't listen: "You can buy it before, why can't you buy it now, I have silver, and I brought silver." He took out a large silver ingot and placed it on the edge of the counter.

The guy didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said that it wasn't about money.

The movement here alarmed the fourth master of the Yun family who was lying on the counter next to him checking the prescription. The fourth master came over and asked the waiter what was going on.

The clerk explained the matter in embarrassment, and the fourth master leaned over and explained it to the little doll outside the counter in a warm tone. After explaining, he gave him advice: "If you must buy it, bring the prescription with you. Uncle will see it." See if there is a doctor's mark on the prescription, or ask your parents to buy it, okay?"

The little baby pouted and said, "I want to buy it now, my mother said, if it's too late, it's too late."

The fourth master of the Yun family immediately asked: "Why is it too late? But is anyone in the family suffering from an emergency? Do you want uncle to accompany you home?"

The little baby also saw that this uncle had good intentions, he shook his head and said: "My mother and I went to visit someone else's house, because I didn't know beforehand that there were so many relatives and friends in the other party's house, and there were thirty or forty of them after counting. Sir, the meeting gifts we brought are not enough, mother wants me to quickly buy some medicinal materials and go back, and prepare the presents before the whole family gathers at night, don't be rude to others."

The fourth master of the Yun family died laughing when he heard the words: "Who would prepare medicinal materials as a gift at someone else's home, and it's still a banned drug, how weird."

"It's the Huiyuan Pill, isn't it weird? It can restore youth and enhance the beauty of the face. My mother said that he has no disease or pain. Sending farewell medicine is not like giving a gift, but like a curse monster, so I decided to make Huiyuan Pill. It is suitable for men, women and children, and you can take two if you are sick or not.”

The fourth master of the Yun family laughed madly: "Where is there any medicine in the world that restores youth and enhances beauty, you think it is a elixir? Uncle, look, is your mother teasing you?"

"That's not true." Being questioned, the little baby was very upset: "It's a formula specially developed by mother, and it's made for grandpa. Grandpa is too old. Mother said to make grandpa younger and healthier. This way she won't feel sad when she looks at it, grandpa eats it, it's not a lie!"

The fourth master of the Yun family immediately became serious: "Give it back to the elderly at home, no, there are taboos for the elderly to take medicine, and you can't take all the strange and evil medicines, oh, little brother, you can't let your parents mess around. .”

The little baby was fuming with anger: "I didn't mess around, it's obviously a good medicine, not an evil medicine! Uncle is the big idiot!"

The fourth master of the Yun family said: "Little brother, take uncle to your house. Uncle wants to prevent your mother from taking medicine for your great-grandpa. You don't know that the old man will be ill if he takes medicine, but he will die."

"Don't take Uncle home, Uncle is a bad person, Uncle is an idiot!" The little baby said, pointing to the prescription that Master Yun Si still held in his hand, and plausibly said: "The weight of the ginseng is written as three grams, Wang Dou The weight is written as light two grams, no seven flowers are added, the medicinal soup is bitter, and the result is twice the result with half the effort. You also use the saponin leaves as eight maples, thinking that it will remove the taste, but in fact it squeezes the kidneys. You write prescriptions and treat diseases indiscriminately. Uncle is a big idiot. I'm going to buy medicine elsewhere, I don't care about you!"

The little boy grabbed the silver ingot angrily, turned his head and ran away, the fourth master of the Yun family wanted to stop him, just at this time the second master of the Yun family came out from the inner hall, thinking that his fourth brother was going to miss work while he was away, so he hurriedly scolded him: " where did you go?"

The fourth master of the Yun family pointed to the door to explain.

The second master of the Yun family had a sullen face, and asked in a cold voice: "Where is Master Lin's prescription, have you changed it? Bring it here for me to see."

The fourth master of the Yun family had no choice but to offer the prescription honestly. When the second master saw it, he didn't change a single word, and his face turned black with anger: "You can't even cure this minor ailment. You think you can do it well?" What's up?"

As he spoke, he took a pen himself, crossed out the names of several medicines in it, changed the prescription again, and threw it in front of his fourth brother: "Look for yourself."

The fourth master of the Yun family brought it over disheveledly, and after looking it over, he suddenly thought of what the little baby said just now. He hadn't thought about it before, but now after a while, he came back to it again, and stared at the prescription. position, tentatively said to his second brother: "If it is replaced by Qihua as a guide? Do you think it will be too risky?"

Qihua is also a banned drug, because the medicine contains three-point poison, so it is rarely used for common medical diseases, fearing that the medicine will be too strong, the side effects will be too large, and it will hurt the liver.

When the second master heard it, his face became even darker: "You can even speak Qihua, I think your brain is eaten by pigs, right?"

The fourth master hurriedly said: "What about Bafeng? Bafeng clears the heart and eyesight, protects the liver and kidney, and can neutralize Qihua's poison..."

"You said you..." The second master habitually wanted to scold again, but after a pause, his heart moved slightly.

He lowered his head and stared at the prescription on the table. After a while, he picked up the brush and changed the amount of Wang beans that must be added. Looking left and right, he really felt that this prescription was better than the one he usually used. , several times better.

Surprised by surprise, the second master, who has always been vicious, showed a sliver of admiration for his clumsy and stupid fourth brother. After a while, he said complacently: "I said, they were all born by the same father and mother, how could there be such a difference? You really aren't stupid, it's just that you don't like to use your brain."

The fourth master of the Yun family couldn't help laughing at this compliment, but choked, thinking that his second brother scolded him anyway.

And the second master held the prescription, and the more he looked at it, the more he was satisfied. In the end, because of the combination of Qihua and Bafeng, he derived countless inspirations. He was overjoyed, and immediately picked up a pen and paper to write down all these rough ideas Recording, while recording, the corners of his mouth were still smiling, his weird expression made the fourth master of the Yun family, who was used to "Second brother is equal to Yasha", turn pale with fright.

(End of this chapter)